world's worst VIDEO RESUME!!! - (hire me or I'll stab you)

[emileerzz]

I like how you always have the text match the color of your shirt.

[TheSheepProductions1]

19 people must be racist(;

[microkorger]

One day a couple month ago I was just looking for this video: watch?v=mnIPKzF4Vqc (video resume part starts at 0:16) - i searced something like "video resume funny" and found this. I'm so glad that happened, it's amazing discovering someone as good as you by accident!

[kelsii11]

I love being a 90's kid :')

[MadamStiches]

Lmfao

[AwakeningtoMe]

you remind me of my old therapist named Gross.

[Wolverinegirl100]

17 people are racists O.o

[Xonabella]

Lol*

[Xonabella]

Ur cute lok

[beamfall]

I agree with the fact that tall people shouldn't be forced to move to the back!

[Krissishawn]

@ mswildbunny1... Haha I actually know I guy named mike hunt haha we give him hell! I also know I guy named richard sweat, and yes we named him dick sweat... Haha

[leomage666]

... did he get a bit more handsom after he did the " hey look im you boyfriend" face... just sayn

[TheReverberatingSoul]

I used to watch Art Attack!

[JGiirlGiionet]

this is the 13th video i watch in a row ...and i still dont get whats up with your eyes O_O am i the only one who noticed that there is no black in the middle O_O . ahaha cool vids yo ahha funny shit. xD

[DemonGirl565]

I honestly think of that sort of thing all the time. Like, "what would happen if I did this" or "how would so-and-so react if I did that." :D

[TechnoBrit]

*FLuffee.

People these days.

[SnapshotOfASoul]

Art Attack! OMG! :D

[GedenWilbur]

I was brought here by.. You! :D

[googagirl]

OMG art attack! Love that show sooo much! :P

[funkymounopano]

this means waaaar

[HuggableInsanity]

i remember art attack...

[dcorton]

Lame. I couldn't even get through it. Pathetic.

[Jessdmann]

Im 6'6", I WILL NEVER BE IN THE BACK OF A PHOTO AGAIN!

[harryharryfreestyle]

your eyes o_o

[lolol877]

T-hanks mr. fluffee! OMG HES FUNNY!

[TheTechnoTurtle]

I'd love to have a dad as cool as you! I dunno if you'd like a child who spends thier days roamingg Youtube for people with no lives.

[Allidor985]

Please name your child Mike girl or boy it doesnt matter

[adlide]

Assault and battery I'm screwed. Lol

[dillydean]

i brought myself here...

[RocoBarako]

Finding the love of your life is like looking for a grape that accidentally rolled under the couch, the longer you wait, the more wrinkly its gonna be when you find it.

- Something to say to your single aunts or uncles if you want to scare the shit out of them.

[WeBashPeople]

this is the music froms spongebob....... i think

[MrUtubesux]

finally someone who uses self deprecating humor; it's so rare nowadays.

[mysterygir1996]

I'll be your bestest friend ever!

[3Deditor]

I was the 15,000 viewer!!! Do I get a Job offer for that!?

[Jarzard1]

his eyes scare the shit out of me

[ibrahimft13]

I don't know why but Triangle Steroids mad me laugh extremely hard!!!

[urguardianangel21]

he has no pupils...o.o

[Picklesncornchips]

I BROUGHT ME HERE :D Haha. :) 

[karl25671]

I may be your friiend :-D

[UL439]

I think you're from Orion :)

[moomoo52355]

omg how did you know what my bf looks like?

[artist1124]

ART ATTACK!

[hyperqueenhzm]

you did look like my boyfriend!!! :D sometimes he makes those faces randomly :) im not lieing

[TheOffice2212]

I do that "This means WAR!" Thing too.....

[SuperAfganKush]

YEAAAAHHHHH FLUFFE !!!!

[EmLeahlie]

I died of laughter when you said "THIS IS AN ART ATTACK!!" I loved that show LOL

[cjsworld9000]

that is SO true about the leaves o_o my poor spine

[TheRatherLikely]

art attack is still on in the UK :)

[AnjelRocker]

I loved art attack!

[Inerddy224]

i remember art attack

[MissGreenyGirl]

hahahahah i cannot believe you are not more popular, you are so funny! I love your videos

[howlingwolf45]

I Always Thought A Sucker Punch Was When You'd Punch Someone WIth A Sucker....

[dyl40011]

Fluffe talks brought me here

[Carterrocket123]

Ur my friend :)

[Axiom748]

1:02 he sounds like a grimlin!!!! :)



[KIWITHEUBERN00B]

its ok. i dont have any friends any more now cause they think i worship satan.

( i attend a christian school) but rele i just listen to rock music....

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

wait..but i'm your friend....Tee.....that's me ..i am your friend...and i have LOTS of friends that like all my friends so you now have LOTS of friends...see.?...well..i'm just say'in..God i hate to type.

[heyyninaa]

Free Hugs.

LOL

[DrewJVal]

why do u asume ur hole audiance are female

[LTADrocks]

het het het der mem met i love you herp erp gagagagagaty futfut her her mmmmmm andy is god.

[RamLyfe]

A-Salt And Battery ROTFLMAO

[smartiies01]

hahaha, loved the grape part!

[steal0vaginas]

I love your videos, finally someone vute and funny!

[xXyersweetnitemareXx]

Lol your so random ^.^ 

[MichelleDerwinski]

youre wonderful!

[mizukiyay]

Hell this would probably get you a job xD

[AlucardHellsing97]

Wait, you actually think about throwing a pencil at someone during an interview? I thought I was the only one...Damn ADHD.

[TasteForDisaster]

"This is an Art Attack!" wow, I used to love watching that show on t.v.o. kids when I was little xD

[Betspanker]

Genius, friend! Wish i could write material like that. The stage fright bit. Very intelligent.

[9hig]

i think that shit too hahaa

[deadcrazzy]

im so happy that fluffy said something about this guy in his last vid...im watching everyone now lol good work man

[lainnorcal]

...circle lenses?

[xProDiGY88]

you can be a white eddie murphy or the next daniel tosh

[bgnxtdr]

Funny friend joke thought it would fit in

* Two people playing cards*

Person1:do you have any 6's

Person2:Go fish

Person1:Bro why are we playing alone dont you have any friends

Person2: Sifts through cards....Go Fish

[QueenBetch11]

hey it's your boyfriend. .... lol i about died!

[Aimy58]

fluffee sent me here... subscribing now! You're too funny :)

[Jenico101]

I think tall people should not stand in the back. Its unfucking fair hahahahaha goodness(:

[TheMadaratheleader]

fallen leaves? pain? did he make a reference from songs from canadian bands cause hes canadian?

[143SERV]

Hes Soooo Funny!!!!!:D

[17107Jon17107]

Fluffee chooses awesome people!

I'm subscribing~

[Rockismylove]

ok ... subscribe :) ur really funny!

[ChantelleBritney]

Fluffee told me to check you out, your funny. Keep doing your thing :)

[PaKMaNR]

finding the woman of your dreams is like finding that grape that rolls under the couch the longer you wait the more wrinkly it'll get

>.< haha

[TheBabyJproduction]

some unlucky floozy? :O omg where do u live ;D

[GonzoInthefoot]

This kinda reminds me of the swedish comedian Henrik Elmer. Also - you'r vids' are awesome

[grande099]

Fluffy sent me hear he was right ur funny as hell XD

[Dennishe03031997]

@grande099 same here

[TheYinYangTwinnies]

FLUFFY BROUGHT ME HERE :) Ha :D

[TheChatterpillar]

1:02 ..i see what you did there:D

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

hey i look like your boyfriend! ARGJH!! haha u are hilarious!

[shadedscript]

ART ATTACK!!!! hahahaha omg i can't believe i remembered that!!

[HPManiac123]

Fluffy was right, you are freaking hilarious! I definitely subbing once I finish watching all of your videos.

[stuffmajig]

i clicked for the "nipples" thumbnail. just saying.

[mooremusic98]

i had to like it so no one thought i was racist...

[narnone]

The Echo voice is amazing! Also the analogy of the grape under the couch... Have you ever taken the Myers-Briggs Type test? What type are you?

[helensshuchahazard]

cheesy puns that aren't about bakers and money make me smile (:

[Bloodthirst91]

BWHAHAHA @ Assault and Battery! *grin* And haha at the after credit.."Crap, now we're both sad." Poor side commenter.

[JMPtelevision]

OMG ART ATTACK !!! loves that LOL



[dietpepsi447]

OMg i love your videos their so funny and inspiring

[CooCooCoCoTV]

I FRICKEEN LOVE YOU SO MUCH ITS WIERD AND IVE ADDED : MEET ANDYPANDY311 IN REAL LIFE TO MY BUCKET LIST WHICH WONT BE TOO HARD I HOPE BECAUSE I LIVE IN OTTAWA AND MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE IN TORONTO SO I COULD VISIT THEM AND SPEND THE WHOLE TIME HUNTING YOU DOWN.. <3 :) NOT IN A CREEPY WAY . PLS PLS PLS PLS REPLY TO THIS COMMENT!!

[minibubblesxox]

I just want you to know that this is the first video i have watched on my new laptop!!! feel special :) cause you are <3 loved the video!

[curlysuesap]

Dangit! I missed a week.

Never, ever again! I swear.

I love this whole video. And the end kinda backfired. lol

[TheChickenGoesMOOO]

as soon as i read the titte.." oh.. well this is going to be good..".. xD

[Marnie4444]

I enjoy the end :) no friends LOL = my life jk

[MonkeysSmile13]

i literally laughed out loud when you said "this means war!"

[SammiKCVlog]

Your eyes look kinda scary in this o.o

[imanbell]

You're sooo funny! I recently decided to stop going on youtube to focus on my studies (i know, a little too reasonable for a youtubaholic :D), but your videos are the only ones of my subscriptions that i can't not watch, so you're pretty awesome, i love you!!!! :P

[keaster10]

Severely underrated. I look for your new vids first over all my other subscriptions.

[pillar7of7fabulosity]

...it's okay, i'll be your friend. not because i actually like you, but because my ultimate goal in life is to try canadian bacon in canada. ;D

[Metal4life100]

@pillar7of7fabulosity You know, when I was younger I always wanted to try Canadian bacon. Then I realized I live in Canada and here it's just called "Bacon"

[TaiNteDboTTLeDwatEr]

I just showed my friend one of your videos and he subscribed right away...haha : )

[AndreaRobin]

that was a GOOD ONE, Andrew. and by good i mean funny

[Eeonny]

I think that stuff too. The other day I was at a museum and I just thought "what would happen if I punched that lady right there?"

[karebear5891]

This brought back painful memories. When I was a child I had a garden rake that someone left in the pile of leaves go through the front of my ankle. I still have the scar :-(

[wemoo13]

@andypandy311 :( i dont think i'm your age i'm 17 lmao but i never get mad and i love pizza so i'm 2 out of 3 XD i think thats pretty good

[wfk200]

When you see the word "Nipples" on a video thumbnail, you know it's a good vid.

[thebowlzack]

theres always a frickin frackin rosebush underneath the pile of leaves

[MitsukiAnimeLova]

yesss!!! "This is an art attack!" XD

[omgitsme713]

lmfaooo "a salt and battery" xD i freaking love your videos!!!

[andypandy311]

@omgitsme713 haha Thanks! It was a cheesy pun. But sometimes those make me chuckle. haha :)

[hairybeardedswimmer]

It's strange, either you mention stuff like jumping into a pile of leaves (it's true!) or you talk about adultbirth, which never would have even crossed by mind to consider ever thinking about.....

[andypandy311]

@hairybeardedswimmer haha My brain is a wonderland! :)

[thathollandkid24531]

Do you dye your hair? I've always wondered why the top of your hair is a different color than the sides. Either that, or you're completely bald and that's an AWESOME wig :D

[andypandy311]

@thathollandkid24531 I've been dealing with a hair disaster for the past 2 months! I got it dyed for a show I was in. And I hated it. So I tried to dye it back to the natural colour, myself. And it turned bright orange.

So I went to a salon (for the first time ever) And they dyed it reddish - but it looked natural. So I just paid & left. But then I got tired of having red hair. So I went to another salon & they accidentally made it blonde. Just growing it out now haha.

[andypandy311]

@thathollandkid24531 I've been dealing with a hair disaster for the past 2 months! I got it dyed for a show I was in. And I hated it. So I tried to dye it back to the natural colour, myself. And it turned bright orange.

So I went to a salon (for the first time ever) And they dyed it reddish - but it looked natural. So I just paid & left. But then I got tired of having red hair. So I went to another salon & they accidentally made it blonde. Just growing it out now haha.

[thathollandkid24531]

@andypandy311 Hahaha well good luck with that! Thanks for replying to my comment by the way. The fact that you do stuff like replying to comments is what makes you one of my (and a lot of other people's) favorite comedians on youtube. Oh, you're awesome comedy might have something to do with it too :P

[Frogtalkin]

@andypandy311 lol

[SyrezProductions]

@andypandy311 I hear that a good way to meet someone is by causing self-inflicted hair disasters for the purpose of going to a salon to get it fixed. Doing so multiple times can often earn the affection of more than one employee so they say. So in theory a few months of self-inflicted pain in exchange for a very possible life of pain with a partner is a good trade off. =) Unless the employees are the hair salon are male, then... Oh well, opticians often suggest contact lenses.

[MissLilyBug95]

The "art attack" part killed me... again. xD

[andypandy311]

@MissLilyBug95 haha I loved that show so much! I want to be the new host!

[ohkristified]

"Finding the love of your life, is like looking for a grape that accidently rolled under the couch- The longer you wait.... the more wrinkly its gunna be when you find it" HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHA I DIE!!!!!!!!! XD LMFAO

[andypandy311]

@ohkristified haha I wrote this one while actually looking for a grape the other day!

[Aarinesque]

This is the second time I've watch this one today and I'm sad to inform that I can't like it twice.. :(

[andypandy311]

@Aarinesque haha That's kind of you to say! Thanks so much for tuning in! :)

[hiimBawb]

the part about going to the gym...so true!

[andypandy311]

@hiimBawb haha Totally. :) I wish exercise was enjoyable. I'd look like Ronnie Coleman right now.

[HelloTwerp]

How do you not crack up when telling jokes? No way could I keep a straight face! Props!

[andypandy311]

@HelloTwerp haha The entire time I'm making these, all I'm thinking is "Wow. People are going to think I'm such a weirdo. ...especially my neighbors who can hear every word I'm saying." haha

[HerNamesJordan]

you always put me in a good mood, :D

[andypandy311]

@HerNamesJordan That's cool to hear! Thanks so much for watching! Comments like this put me in a good mood, in return!

[ananda1234]

your fantastic, i can even watch you hungover

[andypandy311]

@ananda1234 haha Nice! I am hungover today, too! I rarely drink these days. But a birthday party turned into me acting out the entire movie Center Stage on the bar dance floor.

[IguanaSpunk]

How did you know what my boyfriend looks like...

[andypandy311]

@IguanaSpunk lol I hope he doesn't actually look or sound like that.

[TheBattybatz]

IM YOUR FRIEND!!

[andypandy311]

@TheBattybatz Yes! I've gotten so many friends from this vid, that I could throw a Rock Band party & people would have to wait for their turn!

[hertrix]

LOL i loved your hand animation for adultbirth XD that was great!

[andypandy311]

@hertrix haha Thanks! I love giving little visual clues to help with the imagination sometimes. It's cool that you picked up on it! :)

[xosophiegrl]

I've showed my friends your "song for the jerks in your life." andd I've watched it like 500 times

[andypandy311]

@xosophiegrl haha Thanks so much! At the end of the year, if I have more free time I'll be doing way more songs & skits and stuff like that :)

[zonatedace]

LoL this is the best one you have done so far!! I was rofling at the last part!!!! 4:32

[andypandy311]

@zonatedace haha Thanks so much! They get more fun to make, every week. :)

[KoolIsKeith]

Adultbirth, haha. Also, I love that you stand up for tall people rights. Also, it's crazy how you morph when you turn into someone's boyfriend.

[andypandy311]

@KoolIsKeith haha That's weird that you say I morphed because I cut out the part right after where I say, "Sometimes I feel like I'm morphing from a gross guy into the exact same gross guy. haha

[141007]

BEst Ep ever!

[andypandy311]

@141007 haha Why thank you :) I had lots of fun with it :)

[karinan3rd]

I dont have any friends either. PICK ME!!!! lol

[andypandy311]

@karinan3rd haha Sweet! You're in the club! The no friends best friends club.

[andypandy311]

@swr2shkitup haha! That's awesome! It seems like we're not alone! 

[TheCasperOne]

You misspelled raw cyst and I ain't one. So go lance yourself

[crazywanch101]

Go ahead an stab me Andy. I bet it'll be sexy and I might like it *creepy wink*.

Btw I have a "Free Hug" T-shirt but considering I'm a scary goth-looking youth people don't seem to want to hug me.

[andypandy311]

@crazywanch101 haha I was a pretty Gothic-type dude when I was a teen. I was a bit more punk; but people looked at me like I was a huge weirdo!

I loved it.

[crazywanch101]

@andypandy311 Me too, even though my mother looks at me like that too.

[YourdaWince]

I like that you dress in dress shirts and vests. It's pretty cool.

[andypandy311]

@YourdaWince haha nice. I don't always dress like this in real life. But I figure, people are more likely to forgive swearing & stuff if I'm dressed nice. :)

[DarkSnowLeopard]

D: I'll be your friend!

[andypandy311]

@DarkSnowLeopard YES! That's makes a total of 2!

[lovetosing76]

@andypandy311 make it three ill be your friend:P

[iiTzBenJi]

@andypandy311 So will I :D