HEAVY IS JESUS

[jimkall98]

I AM GEEZUS

[RileyPivot]

I am jisis.

[BrotherRoga]

It cost 400000 dollars to survive the end of the world... For 12 seconds...

[TsarBomb123]

Heavy: "AHHHHHHH! I am jiszzuz! :D"

[myeddsworldfan]

Heavy:ahh. i am jesus wierde

[Peaserist]

HIT THE DECK! INCOMING SHITSTORM!

[CZCraftPlay]

Aaahhh!! I am jizzes! :D

[starwarsfandude]

Heavy: AWWWHH! I am...CHEEZ ITS <:D

[shadowlink301]

I am jizzshit!

[Trynt33]

Heavy Died For Our Sandvichs

[piupapaa]

Im jizzus :D

[theugleyskot]

haha funny i like comment and vidio

[Videorabbit132]

Heavy: I am jeez us! :D

[fantalox]

iamjizz

[AvariceBlade]

blasfemy................god have mercy i laughed at this

[sroualdz]

And I assume that the spy is supposed to be judas?

[theblackbull55]

iam je jizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[readthycomment]

I think that cross...

*sunglasses*

Is pretty Heavy

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH­HHHHHHH!

[jordododo]

@readthycomment you read that at "heavy is jetpack" didn't you?

[justronify]

well i find this funny and hilarious

[Mastersecret100]

I find this sacrilegious and offensive.

[ChilliConCarnage625]

@Mastersecret100 then you have no sense of humour.

[BrokenShinChan]

@Mastersecret100 fuck you and your religious non-sense

[mrgame221]

I am Jeez us

[TheRancor44]

I am JIZZUS

[neg471ve]

i am jzsz

[MiguelSaavedraQuijon]

Oh, and I thought Jesus was skinny.

[pcman231]

i am jizz

[trinsualt]

I am jizzuz

[TheAlaaos]

Now Kids...

This is a guy who doesn't have a life :)

Kids:OO IT'S JESUS!!!

NO!

IT'S HEAVY

Kids: Jesus!!! >:O

.... curse u ... *gets Sasha and shoots them*

[ktulhu2010]

hell welcomes the author :D

[BlueKewne]

@ktulhu2010 if hell is like one giant Ozzfest with nonstop metal bands rockin the hell out of hell, then count me in too.

[ktulhu2010]

@BlueKewne if its true,im off slaying bieber.

[MrMoomington]

@ktulhu2010 You'd go to heaven for that though.

[AdamSKHaj]

I am JifIf!

[TheEvilFusion]

I am Cheese Itz

[StoneSlinging]

:/

[exalted40000]

Communist as a Jesus... how ironic.

[MicK22ICE]

@exalted40000 How is that ironic?

[TaintedMustard]

@MicK22ICE Because the USSR was officially atheist? I guess?

[MicK22ICE]

@TaintedMustard Just because he's Russian doesn't mean he's a Soviet.

[MarcelZager]

blasphemic.

[epicookies123]

I heard, "I am Cheez-Itz!"

[TuascoBR]

OHHHH! I am GEEZES

[HPlookalike94]

if he had been dressed as jesus and had his hair n beard, itd be much funnier

[MrWafflesthefish]

I am jisjuz

[SirFructose]

Not big suprise...

[ParanhosBR]

It costs $100000 to be Jesus... For 3 seconds.

[Pergator]

@ParanhosBR Umm no.

It cost 400 000 $ to be Jesus, for 12 seconds.

[maxzmo13]

@ParanhosBR you said it wrong

[uberstrikehelpglitch]

thumbs up if you heard i am jesit

[SecondGuessingUK]

@uberstrikehelpglitch Well, I didn't. Thumbs down for you, sir.

[Raakenn]

This is true, it says so in the bible. Just check page 1143.

[KartKing4ever]

I'll watch the rest tomorrow.

[sUUpErC00W]

LOTS OF RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT IN THE COMMENTS ONCE AGAIN

Video is cool, thumbs up.

[TheChrissykun]

instead of eating the Eucharist in church we eat a sandvich

[pokemonfreek23]

AHHH Aem JISIS!

[Randomnessengaged]

it costs 100 000 dollars for being resurrected for 12 seconds.

[MrUnstoppableOwnage]

@Randomnessengaged Ummm .... nooo.. it costs 400 000 to be resurrected for 12 seconds..

[ThexHaloxfreak]

i like how they always do an oversmiley face at the end.

[jhonnykiller45]

I am Jit-sus

[jokutyyppi100]

I'm just thinking how can videos like this get over 400,000 watchers...

[305Ronan]

No top comments ? It's my chance ! :D

Thumbs up if you watched this before watching Medic is Fapping !

[gucorneta]

@305Ronan unratable comments

[gunnari14]

@305Ronan thumb whoreing fail

[ShadOoWdrawer]

@305Ronan idiot thumbps up is disabled on this video...-.-

[305Ronan]

@ShadOoWdrawer Oh. Didn't see it. Another fail for me.

[VortexAura]

@305Ronan hey. there's no comment ratings. Think you're funny, but your just stupid.

[305Ronan]

@VortexAura Ok, ok, i get it. I don't need 2 comments like this.

[Yoshi9003]

I am Cheese-its!

[redwire2155]

I AM JIZZ US

[robloxguy23]

I am JIZZUS

[KevinTheCommentator]

That's kinda offensive? XD

[karinosai]

@KevinTheCommentator Get over it :D

[ommeh49]

@KevinTheCommentator , not as offensive than christians trying to get more people join them by telling theres a mysterious afterlife

[TheZackMackShow]

@ommeh49 How is that offensive? Obama asks people to join him telling them there is hope in some mysterious plan and loans money from China. The Bible makes WAY more sense than evolution.

[and PAINIS CUPCAKE]

[MiracleFassad]

@TheZackMackShow Can't tell if brainwashed, homeschooled, racist christian, or just trolling atheist. And loans money from china? Ignoring your bad grammar, George Bush did it too.

[TheZackMackShow]

@MiracleFassad George Bush didn't put the country in 14 trillion dollars in red did he? I'm not racist if Obama [in which does not have a birth certificate to anyone's knowledge, Bush does] blows every last cent and more over these failing "plans" that we didn't need to begin with.

He trolled Christians first.

And about the grammar, It was midnight, and I was also halfway mocking him.

@baldian3 Tell me why it doesn't.

Evolution is as real as a 3 dollar bill, dude. I choose the winning team.

[MiracleFassad]

@TheZackMackShow Yes, yes he did put the country in 14 trillion dollars of dept. Your arguments are all invalid. Obama defiantly has a birth certificate, everyone has seen it It's just paranoid Republicans who have doubt. (FYI: John McCain was born a Caribbean island somewhere, but no one says anything about it because he was white. Kinda weird) And before you yell at me for being a democrat, I just want you to know that I think political parties in general are dumb (also religion)

[TheZackMackShow]

@MiracleFassad Never said I like John McCain, but whatever.

What makes more sense to you:

A chair creating itself randomly?

Or someone creating said chair?

Anyone with some sense would suggest that the chair was created.

Did you know science can't realize why we sleep? Point being is if science can't figure that out, how can it figure out the beginning of the earth?

Albert Einstein was Christian. He thought that there had to be a supreme being that created everything due to it being so divine.

[MiracleFassad]

@TheZackMackShow DO you know how many atheist were geniuses? And don't ever try to bring sense into an argument where you believe a man pulling matter out of his ass without any reason or proof.

[TheZackMackShow]

@MiracleFassad Makes more sense than your dumb theory.

[MiracleFassad]

@TheZackMackShow Did I even state my theory?

[TheZackMackShow]

@MiracleFassad What is your theory? I assumed you were athiest.

[MiracleFassad]

@TheZackMackShow Yeah but I never said I knew what happened, I just don't like most religion.

[TheZackMackShow]

@MiracleFassad That's a contradiction. How can you tell "most religion" they're wrong, side with Evolution, and tell me you dislike both? Dude please.

[MiracleFassad]

@TheZackMackShow I beleive in evolution, you're just out of ideas.

[TheZackMackShow]

@MiracleFassad Okay, tell me why shouldn't someone become a Christian? Since you seem to be against it so much.

[Zando24]

@TheZackMackShow I hate having serious discussions on funny videos and all...but Einstein was most certainly not a Christian. He even said that the stories in the bible were impossible

[Zando24]

@TheZackMackShow I didn't say anything about that. That was someone else. First and only thing I said was about Albert Einstein lol

[TheZackMackShow]

@Zando24 oops sorry. =/ got confused.

[baldian3]

@TheZackMackShow no it does not

[xJencenoX]

"I am GEE-SUS"

[CriminalMacabre]

The passion of the Heavy Christ

[AlexJonAir]

Hare u ever played GTA IV TBOGT?  "I AM YUSUF"

[rayfan9876]

@AlexJonAir YES YES AND YES. :P

[kittyandstars777]

I am cheese tits!

[onmask123]

its cost 400 000$ to be jasus again like haevys passion

[88nateatx]

AHHH! I am Cheez Its!

[Kalphiter45]

I AM JESSE

[merryfun]

@Kalphiter45 no.

[rockwellumrocks2]

Heavy is Lillith

[Grapesoflol]

heavy is cheese its?

[Rufuzz2]

IM AM JIZZ SIS!

[Vogliomafia2]

LOOOOOL HE IS JIZZUZ

[Shineypillz]

i am jizzuz!



[misiek100020]

RESPAWN IN 259200 SECONDS

[Jesus71888]

my name is Jesus.... 0.0

[PS3Fan487]

@Jesus71888 HEAVY IS YOU, YOU AND HEAVY ARE ONE...

[GiromCalica]

This kind of offended me, well because I'm a Christian.

[SztukaEgzegezy]

@GiromCalica Everything offends religious people. Ain't nothing new.

[GiromCalica]

@SztukaEgzegezy but it was naff effort

[Tonypikmin]

Make Scout is Ezio Auditore , lol scout killing those catholic corrupt bastards

[MrChainsawFish]

i am JIZZ-US

[BionicleLama]

BRB <xP



[rabstabs]

I AM ZJJJHEE-SUS

[hotelmario510]

THIS IS BLASPHEMY! BURN IN HELL, HEATHEN!

Oh wait, I forgot, I'm an atheist ^_^

[Tx266]

I am cheezits!

[TheM4NB34RP1G]

Well, this isn't offensive in any way possible.

[Oberszturbanfirer]

he's G6

LIKE A G6

[DornAlien123]

jizz

[iamjuniorduh]

this isnt funny at all.....

[MalcsProductions]

I AM JSS-US

[deoxys199]

he says jizzus lol

[jugosilloso]

OOOH I'M JIZZ, IS!

[Runepriest3]

It cost 400.000$ for you to survive the Rapture... For twelve seconds.

[rayfan9876]

@Runepriest3 Not as expensive as my brother's college.

[MrPowsen]

I-am Jeez-us?

[Chase1002newaccount]

@ImCmdrShepard1

who do u think MADE all that dirt and nebula?

God wins!

[ImCmdrShepard1]

@Chase1002newaccount

who made god? And like i said another universe collapsed in upon itself

and let me give you some things that your bible says

1)That it is ok to have slaves, it is also ok to beat those slaves

2) "... I have seen God face to face" - Genesis 32:30 then in John 1:18 "No man hath seen God at any time..." contradiction much

3) your church says that we are punished for the sins of adam and eve yet the bible says "Thou shall not be punished for the sins of thy father"

[PichuPikaRai0001]

@ImCmdrShepard1

Both of you. shut it. This vid is not about religion. Its not about science. Its about a computer game.

I am a Christian, yes, i do believe in scientific creationism, yes, HOWEVER. Both of you having a conflict over the 2 over a computer and being rude to one another isnt going to solve anything. Take your fight elsewhere, or at least stop flooding the comment section. D:

[Microtardz]

@PichuPikaRai0001 1.They already shut it a week ago, 2. I fail to see how what they said is insulting.

3.I fail to see where they mentioned it was about this video 4. Whats wrong with debates/conversations over a computer?

5.More comments=more publicity

6. What scientific creationism? So you're not a young earther? That simply means you're a creationist, rather than a special creationist.

[ImCmdrShepard1]

@Chase1002newaccount

You should get a brain because if you read origin of species you would know that we did not evolve from monkeys, monkeys and humans evolved from the same animal meaning that we are genetic cousins, when you sequence the dna of humans and monkeys only a small amount is different, a couple of percents, over 90% of it is exactly the same. Also the world did not form from rocks crashing into each other you dolt I dont even know what you are talking about with that.

[JetAurion]

@Chase1002newaccount

Except that's how humans eventually got brains.

I used to be a Christian myself, but decided to live according to my own faith. The Bible can't be used to say "God demands this" and stuff. And a lot of it seems to be fairy-tale worthy. Example: the Leviathan. The Bible says God made the awesome creature. Yet such a creature was never to be found.

God made the Earth is six days? How would you measure days without a point of reference to begin with? There was no Earth.

[lolwutscout]

jizzus????????

[P90user304]

@lolwutscout jississ cummiss flood all over shit gay cocksuckin bitch

[ftrggggggggggggggggg]

jsus :D

[paulerate]

Hey, people who were offended, the Title wasn't good enough to keep you away?

[ZorotheGallade]

Judas [Backstab] Jesus

You will respawn in: 259 200 seconds.

[squiggles000]

I am, Cheeses!

[control88able]

what were you guys expecting? hes jesus lol

[Copperhell144]

Poor heavy is dead for around two thousand years, then...

[kittyandstars777]

Pfft HAHAHAHA people who dislike this can not take a joke

[ExtremeSwat]

@kittyandstars777 joke? this is weird shit.

[Kanelsillen]

Awe to the freakiin SOME!

[metoxys]

I love this vid <3

AAAAAAAAAH

AM

...

JIZIZ!

[Kingddd333]

I am Jeditz

[dontspitonmeplz]

That's fucked up dude thumbs down

[supramanz]

I think more effort could be put into these

[EHTyrian]

@BillyByeah I'm not an atheist, but your vulgarity, nastiness, and spelling might be a probable reason for Atheists not to respect your ideas. Maybe Christianity wouldn't be losing support if it's followers were more reasonable as a whole. Just my 2¢.

[LegoGuy24thereal]

I AM GE-SUS

[Tonypikmin]

Boys , we have 922 christians spies arround here!

[AssassinN8ive]

AHHHHHH I AM JITSUS

[SabrinaBouvier]

What's with all the idiots spewing bs back and forth? oO

[spiderjerusalem100]

@SabrinaBouvier Sorry 'bout that i was just arguing with a troll, i know it's stoopid but i can't help myself.

[234Jillwer34]

I am Jizzus!!! *epic face*

[CarboKill]

@spiderjerusalem100

Looking at your channel, I don't think you're trolling, so I'll say this now:

You're a moron.

[CarboKill]

@spiderjerusalem100

I stand by my previous point.

You are definitely a moron. Go be a moron somewhere else.

[CarboKill]

@spiderjerusalem100

Then why the fuck are you talking to me? Go away.

[00samee00]

@CarboKill You sir, are a troll. GET THE PITCHFORKS, BOYS!

[PEDROO7074]

HAAAAAAAAAA..... I AM JIZZUZ! "epic face"

[runemies2]

I am Jizzus

[leonderprofie123]

I'm Jisis

[126JOHNCENA]

@deividas56 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[deividas56]

@126JOHNCENA get the fuck out

[thegruntwhocould]

:O :(  >:O

[SpinThaShit]

blasphemie...

[LuminaIntuneric]

@SpinThaShit well not everyone has to beleive the same thing as you. and i f you think everyone DOES have to, then you're just stupid.

[SpinThaShit]

@LuminaIntuneric Well you're right

[HadaMelusina]

xDDDDDDDDD

[VolksPole]

I am JIZZ.