MST3K - Hobgoblins (part 6)

[drinkstwohanded]

"Their car turned into a Lincoln and crashed!"

[Atheneastro]

0:28 Poor Servo... :-(

[Glitcher2000]

Sock puppets are more lifelike than those pathetic Gemlins rip-offs.

[solocitizen]

Chekov's Rake.

[TheWildZangoose]

There car turned into a Lincoln then crashed

[nimanima777]

31! That's 31 times.

[ChaoticYak]

I don't need to see every part of the human anatomy outlined in spandex! I can TRUST it's all there!

Did they split a keg of Robitussin? GET UP!

[Pilsnerp1c]

"Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?"

Yes, Tom. You absolutely can. For instance, this movie gave me AIDS.

[Indigokitteh]

I love the way Tom Servo says "Yes it is" at 2:38.

[Morzox]

Wait, wait, at 6:30 you see a car pass on the road behind them.

What the hell kind of make-out point is this? It's right off the highway!

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

thats what i wanna look like!

[KingSnarf]

"Can you catch venereal disease from a movie?"

[Wiiguy07]

Drive us to Chuck E. Cheese!

[ilovemyipod71]

and 4:07 All The Way? I am seeing SO many meme themes in this movie.

[ilovemyipod71]

At 0:50 are they... LOOKING FOR "KYLE"??? 

[BionicTurtleWizard]

@donkwich

I seriously want to know!

[DarkWolfStudio]

Drive us to Chuck E. Cheese!

[donkwich]

4:41 Oooh... what just crunched?

[InterEDGE]

back pain is gone.

in an unforeseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash.

[tagtigerarmy]

The car will do anything to get out of the movie.

[kawaiisweetgirl]

These are the worst friends ever. How the hell do you let someone go to a place that is know for having police raids all the time. Oh man the 80s.

[sayalovesdiva]

31 ones times they showed a car parking. Very talented scriptwriters on this movie!

[scitsalcoryp]

Is Fran Drescher out there ? Monumental SPEW

[alice88wa]

Yup, I am officially convinced that this a satire (it was the adorable phone sex that got me). Kind of like 'Grease' and 'Shawn of the Dead', it's a loving mockery of horror films. This one just had a crap budget and crap actors.

[bruxbrux]

@alice88wa Yeah, I think they were going for a delightfully campy Rocky Horror kind of feel, and if done well this actually could have been a fun movie. This makes it bad in a different way from other MST3K offerings. I feel kind of sorry for it in a weird way.

[Kendorager]

Sad when your car commits suicide on you.

[ChaoticYak]

Okay, now I feel grounded. There's a car pulling into a driveway.

[Gigrantula58]

She's the kind of girl you bring home to mother if mother is a cigarettey, retired hooker.

[AlecRozsa]

Crow: Come on -

Servo: weeee! Crow: yaay!

[AstralPixie]

"Robert Plant" :)

"Did they split a keg of Robitussin"

[HayesAJones]

Love Servo's lottle breakdown.

"I don't need to see every part of the human anatomy outlined in spandex, I can trust it's all there!"

"Come to our club and discuss cleaning your bathroom tile."

"Another date is pushing me off a cliff again..."

"Sell me a quality muffler at a reasonable price."

"The car will do anything to get out of the movie."

"In an unforseen tragedy, the two actor were not in the car at the time of the crash."

[shandelear]

I'd go to 'Club Scum'....

[Ashkihyena]

Painted by the cast of Hee-Haw.

[massefect942]

do i hear 31 parking movie scenes Sold to highest waste of time

[RainshadowDesert]

"Robert Plant!"

"Nothing like a good child endangerment joke."

"What a clever ad! I'm going to show the girls at church."

"I go all the WAY on the first DATE!"

"Would you get back inside and wait for me? This time don't move!"

"You know, this is hell. Now, when we meet people, we'll be able to report what hell is like."

"Look at that guy wave that gel in front of the light..."

"Back pain is gone..."

"Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?"

So quotable.

[karldoenitz22]

why did he put the car in neutral instead of park

[PaperbackWizard]

Chekov's Law (of bad movies): If you have a car parked on a cliff, then you must make that car go over the cliff AND explode. No bonus points, though, due to the fact that no one was killed.

[mwcarolina]

that car wanted to get out of the movie badly.

[mseales]

A Bob Packwood reference? Mike Nelson, I love you.

[hebahabahobaheben]

1:01 the chirping crickets are outacting the chracters in this scene

[Kinemacolour]

Reputation Road is David Lynch's strangest movie.

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Did they split a keg of Robitussin?  Get up!"

"Ah, the rake thing again, so the movie does make sense. It's a good movie!"

"Strange zipper..."

"Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?"

"Sell me a quality muffler at a reasonable price!"

"Look at that guy rub that gel in front of the light..."

[Zoomer30]

Contiunty issue: the hooker was clearly pushing the car uphill , then later it rolls over the cliff under it's own power. Must have really wanted out of this "movie" (running down it's agent,KITT, on the way)

[didgeboy287]

So the ice princess blows off the threesome suggestion and immediately looks up an ad for Club Scum. Yeah

[freakofevolution]

She is the kind of girl that you take home to meet your mother...it mother is a cigrattey retired hooker!

That is not a woman...that is David Lee Roth!

Her pants have zapped her energy!

It's a Agnus DeMille dream ballet!

My back pain is gone!

Sell me quality muffler at a reasonable price!

The car will do anything to get out of the movie!

An unforseen tragedy...the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash!

Look at that guy wave that gel in front of the light!

[freakofevolution]

Is Fran Dresher out there?! ROBERT PLANT! That's exactly what I want to look like! What...did they split a keg of Robitussin...GET UP! OH GEEZ THIS GOING TO BE GREAT...OH I'M DONE! I sense the old man calling me...KEVIN!! The rake thing again...so the movie does make sense! What a clever ad...I'm to show the girls at church! Painted by the cast of HEE-HAW! Don't park here...it's reserved for Bob Packwood! Nothing like a good child endangerment joke! The ZZ Top version of sexualaity!

[kanyehater99]

3:50

Since the Nostalgia Critic isn't present...

*ahem*

I'm aaaaaaaaaacting

[ApacheMan2K]

Servo: She's the kind of girl you'd bring home to meet Mother, if Mother's a cigaretty retired hooker.

[MegaHAnzIV]

the part when they're like, "we'll go to REPUTATION ROAD" "I'll DRIVE!" made me laugh despite lack of riffing

[flyingzombie1]

"ROBERT PLANT!"

"Did they split a keg of Robitussin? Get up!"

"Oh, like I'M the pig."

"Ah. Painted by the cast of 'Hee Haw'."

"This is a well-thought out make-out spot. They must get public funding."

"Nothing like a good child endangerment joke."

"Another date is pushing me of fa cliff again!"

"That is not a woman. That's David Lee Roth."

"Back pain is GOOONE."

"That's 30. 30 parking scenes! I've been counting."

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

"Drive us to Chuck 'E' Cheese"

[illuminatioracle]

come to our club and discuss cleaning your tiles

[illuminatioracle]

is fran drescher out there?

[drzignot]

"Drive us to Chuck-E-Cheese!"

[Theburn77]

Robert Plant!

[loverboyz901]

If i was one of the people holding the hobgoblins, i would just throw it away and say "fuck this, this is not worth $9"

[swlabr413]

31!

[ThePhantasist]

Ha! "Have you seen Kyle?" And an internet meme is born.

[Feckinpaddy29]

Look at that guy wave that gel in front of the light!

[TheArmoredSaint78]

"That is not a woman...that's David Lee Roth!!"

[Zephyrzombie]

It's a good thing they put that sign there, other wise I wouldn't have known that was Reputation Road.

[Capng123]

The director must have gone to the Colman Francis school of film making and totally aced "parking shots 101".... yeesh!

[Gr8fulElegy]

This movie is so cringe inducing it looks like i'm having a seizure right now

[Thanos6]

"It's a bonsai Bigfoot" always gets me.

[Gigrantula58]

4:43 Oooh! What just crunched?!

[christimacc]

I'm having a hard time deciding which movie was more painful - this or Pumaman

[LilSpielbergNY]

@christimacc trust me- neither of them compare to Manos. That one was HORRIBLE. The only good parts were the ones where Torgo was.

[christimacc]

@LilSpielbergNY

Yeah, but Manos had Torgo. TORGO!!! *weird music plays as I tentatively flick my fingers*

What does this movie have?!

[LilSpielbergNY]

@christimacc

... isn't that what i said, only worded differently??

and yes, torgo was awsesome

[christimacc]

I feel Servo's pain.

[sokarsfleet]

No we should be more worried about what diseases Daffney has yuck

[dnicksblack]

Can you catch venereal diseases from a movie?

Servo! lol

[ChaoticYak]

I sense the old man calling me.

[Sauron338]

"What'd they do, split a keg of Robitussin?"

"Now when we meet people, we can report what hell is like!"

[tylercreighton]

Camaro! The official car of "peaked in high school!"

DId anyone else see the long antenna on the rolling car!? HAHAHA.

[tylercreighton]

Camaro! The official car of "peaked in high school!"

[skeaneable]

that is not a woman that is David Lee Roth ROFL ,LMAO funny very funny!

[CaptRodgers]

"Oh geez oh lady this is gonna be so great oh wait...oh I'm done...sorry"

XD

[lissun]

I thought he was at work? Why is he coming home to a party?

[lissun]

This is so goofy! LOL

[pretorious700]

Uh, was the dork in the shorts driving a Gremiln? Could the director possibly be making an in joke?

Also, if he's sitting in the car behind the wheel, all he had to do was hold the brakes. This thing is beyond idiotic

[MINESWEEP2k]

I know something else that adds up about this film...All the women are repulsive-looking. Now it's starting to make sense! The garden tools as weapons, the parking scenes, put it all together, and you spell...BLEAGH!!!

-MINESWEEP

[AlanSessler]

Was that house address 16744? Big neighborhood... Okay--she's the evil incarnation/villainous manifestation of the hobgoblin but she doesn't have enough strength to push a victim's car over the hill? What's the point?

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"Why didn't you try to stop her?"

Because that would have MADE SENSE.

[watda74]

-Oh, lIke I'M the PIG!

Classic. lol



[devospud]

at first i thought this movie just hated women, but then i realized that it hates EVERYONE.

[fledermaus81]

BTW, which of these MST3K'd movies has the most obnoxious main hero: Hobgoblins, Puma Man or Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell? Tough competition.

[trapadoored]

@fledermaus81

I liked Deathstalker, he was in a conan rip off yet he couldn't have been any buffer than I am, but he was still so full of himself! that was amusing to me. -as far as this movie goes-I wonder if it was ever shown on tv anywhere before this? perhaps late at night on the USA network or something.

[Howlthrug]

"What a aggressive driving instructor."

[fledermaus81]

Scenes with Robert Plant/David Lee Roth and the red shorts guy are probably my favorites in the whole movie. It's the level of so bad it's basically art.

[InterEDGE]

back pain is gone! lmao

[PoseurGoth]

I really have to wonder if they deliberately made that woman ugly In the interview they did a few years ago she looked years younger than she did over twenty years ago in this movie.

[customcartoons]

@KonataFanGrl not to mention her pack-a-day smoker's voice! bleah... o_O

[ChaoticYak]

Again, we see the director falls back on parking!

[maynardmorrissey]

Robert Plant!

[Enigma457]

8:11

That guy hits like a wimp... What an awful movie!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

7:23 - Red Shorts is Keanu Reeves.

[ChaoticYak]

I don't need to see every part of the human anatomy outlined in spandex. I can trust that it's all there.

Man, every character in this movie is fairly disgusting...or else annoying...or else they become disgusting and annoying.

[JHZildjian]

"C'mon. Let's get out there and wreck another scene."

[herzogsbuick]

SPLIT A KEG OF ROBOTUSIN

lmao "I have to get my pants annealed first"

[DarklyDreamingDayln]

Is it just me, or does Fantasia really look like Robert Z'Dar in a wig?

[BeeDub57]

1:31 "Oh geez, oh lady, this is gonna be so great, oh, I'm -- oh, I'm done. Sorry."

I lost it.

[MattChrisF]

"Camaro, the official car of 'Peaked in High School'."

[Jakezilla829]

"Is Fran Drescher out there?"

[IITallikaII]

It's the 80d's! Do a lotta coke and and vote for Ronald Reagan!

[GotGame1000]

when a wimp and an even bigger wimp fight a puppet no masculinity can be retained

[boiledcrap]

When your own fantasy is trying to kill you, it's a clear sign you are a real loser and your subconscious knows it

[Tapeworm121]

That's not a woman it's David Lee Roth!

[EverDownward]

Kevin Murphy does the wimpy groans so spot on. Though, if anything, his interpretation of the depravity of the imaginary hooker to be absolutely perfect. I can't tell you how many times I laughed at Kevin's low, masculine grunts and cigarette-esque speech as his imitating the woman. God bless you, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo).

[PinguimMarco]

Gremlins + Nightmare on Elm Street + low budget = this movie. lol

[Theburn77]

robert palmer!!

[SamuraiFoochs]

Servo's delivery of "THEIR CAR TURNED INTO A LINCOLN AND CRASHED!" kills me every time.

[LilSpielbergNY]

@SamuraiFoochs couldnt agree more. although it does alternate to different cars, but still has the same effect.

[sleepyhollow783]

@SamuraiFoochs

As an AMC lover, it breaks the heart (at 6:54) to see the poor AMC Hornet deciding its had enough and commiting suicide by rolling itself off the cliff! :-/

[changyimei]

"What a clever ad, i'm gonna show the girls at church."

"Painted by the cast of He-Haw lol"

"Strange zipper!"

[OzzyFan87]

can't believe ive actually made it this far again.

[TheFlowin313]

"What did they split a keg of Robitussum?"

"Ahh...painted by the cast of Hee-Haw"

This whole episode was gold. Great.

[shrews12001]

This movie reminds me a lot of Wild Wild World of Batwoman...mostly because it makes me want to just say, if i could, END EENNNDDD!!

[serpico89]

you know really the worst thing that can happen is one of their plastic eyes fall out and you choke on it.

[guysmiley00]

Apparently, doing a lot of coke doesn't just result in having the Gipper for a president.

[MarcusAvon2]

Aww crap I thought of the stay puff mashmellow man.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

I'm going to offer this for the Fantasia/Kyle scene. Tell me what you think:

Kyle's in the throes of pleasure. Fantasia leaves to push the car but ut oh, Tami Bakke can't budge it. So while's she's trying, Steven ("Kyle") breaks character and offers to help. Tami breaks character-orders him back to the scene. Steven goes back into Kyle's throes of bliss while Tami returns to being the literal "femme fatale". The problem here, I think, is that no one edited this out of the final production.

[ClassiestMokuren]

Okay, so, she can't push the car off the cliff, but she can swat Kevin away like a fly? Considering she's a totally impaginary (as in, conjured by magic) product of the Hobgoblin's powers, you'd think she'd have more consistent supernatural strength.

Then again, this movie sucks, so I guess it stands to reason it makes no sense.

[ChaoticYak]

The pain is gone!

[supermariojman1]

What do you know a sign saying all the way.wow.

[Ardith50]

"An unforeseen tragedy: the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash."

"Damn."

This movie is worse than I imagined it could be.

[ChaoticYak]

"Look at that guy wave that gel in front of the light!"

It's really awful. I think overall it's worse than Manos.

[Ardith50]

I agree.

[alecdubro]

This movie isn't even trying.

[Manik2Magik]

Did anyone else hear Joel at 1:31?

[craffte]

ok i made it all the way to 3:39 of part

six...

[Orctooth]

Makes me proud to be a 80s teen. Major crap spewing left and right during my era :(

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?

[Flufums]

oh my gosh, this is awful, its just

painful

hah, I feel bad that they have to go through all these painful movies

"That is not a woman, that is David Lee Roth" hahah

[ElveeKaye]

The hobgoblins sound like nasty little chihuahuas snarling.

[Atheneastro]

@ElveeKaye I'd be more scared of Chihuahuas than these ludicrous little plushies.

[Iwuznothere]

So the message of this movie is that sexual fantasy is bad? Wow, I wonder how the makers would handle the internet.

[NickCaligo42]

I don't think the makers thought that far ahead... Yeah, most of these are sexual, but then there's the guy fantasizing about being a Rambo douchebag. Unless he gets hot on napalm that doesn't fit with your theory too well. Plus, the OTHER message of the movie is that guys won't be happy with you if you're not a skank... which doesn't mesh up too well. Really, these guys just wanted an excuse to put 80's whores onscreen.

[Delta4845]

@NickCaligo42 I believe the makers don't typically think, just relying on vague impulses to make this film.

[NickCaligo42]

@Delta4845 - Precisely my point. ;)

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Is that Fran Drescher out there?

In an unforeseen tragedy, the two actors were NOT in the car at the time of the crash!

I don't NEED to see every part of the human anatomy out lined in spandex, I can TRUST it's all there!

Her pants have zapped her energy!

Hey, let's go back and wreck another scene.

[modchic720]

@ 2:20 Kevin's all of a sudden holding a newspaper.

God, it's funny how terrible this movie is. Haha.

[Atrum]

It's a banzai bigfoot!

[ArturArtorius]

31! See, thats 31...

[HankJwimbleton876]

6:06

WOW...I mean...WOW...I'm just suprised Tom's head hasn't exploded yet...Let alone mine....

[Tenchii2005]

"it's a good movie" HAHA.

WOW. Is it possible to not have a pulse after watching a bad movie?

[solemfero]

Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?

[Libertine1789]

Ha ha oh God this movie is so bad

[adiadv10]

In an unforeseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash LOL

[swgmigraines]

"Do we have some time to get Pop Rocks and whipped cream?"

...dare I ask how one utilizes Pop Rocks during The Act?

[MartianBuddy88]

That's just what I was wondering. My imagination is taking me to bad places again...

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Well before tongue studs became popular in the US, I guess I could imagine Pop Rocks adding a fizzy, majestic quality...

Cherry, of course. Only first class carbonation for me.

[Ghlan]

Alright, I know a shortcut. Head over to 23rd street

[Munkimanz]

that retarded idiot.

shes pushin his car, he goes outside and sees her, then goes back in again.

then doesnt notice when the car is going stupidly slowly.

[Applemask]

Eegah wasn't this icky.

[seanThree16]

"Sell me a quality muffler at a reasonable price!"

Oh, and "club scum"? Wow.

[mowque]

Robert Plant!

[dominickkk5]

Look at that guy wave that gel in front of the light.

[ChinchillaAngel]

This is my fourth attempt in watching this movie and i am barely making it.!!!! I need oxygen

[ManaAdvent]

"Is Fran Drescher out there?"

"Did they split a keg of Robitussin?"

"3 hours of CPO Sharkie."

"An aggressive driving instructor."

"The ZZ Top version of sexuality."

"Her pants has zapped her energy."

"Sell me a quality muffler at a reasonable price!"

"Drive us to Chuck E. Cheese!"

[BlasphemousApples]

This has to be the worst group of characters in a movie.

[WhiteTiger225]

@BlasphemousApples Manos is Worse... BY FAR XD

[bloodrunsclear]

Robert Plant!

[BannHammer]

POP ROCKS AND WHIP CREAM!