Das Boot Ultimate Fail

[honan91]

wtf is with americans and drinking light beer? weak as piss.

[ligis037]

wtf? when i was 14years old I could take 2 liters of beer at once. now i'm drinking beer like water.. :DDDDp

[killlercabbage]

Come to mid lands Ireland, we'll show you how its done!!

[onedegeneration]

pussy

[KeithUnderneath]

Try it with Hoegaarten or Leffe, then tell us how you got on.

[joshuarghhh]

WHAT DID I SAY DUDEE!!!!

[mwill159]

what a fucking pussy!!!!!

[bobwhitton21]

americans are idiots

[friesengraf]

Light beer is not beer

[Genericdruid]

Bud light. I am disappoint.

[MillerDecaXC]

LOL carb water??? youre a fukking idiot, theres like 3 carbs in light beers... phaggot

[killerducklingfart68]

@MillerDecaXC no your the fucking idiot. he ment carbonated water

[MillerDecaXC]

@killerducklingfart68 lololololol well how the fuk should i know that???? sorry my mind goes right to nutrition, at least im jacked as fuk and have the body of a fitness model

[IRollPapers]

pussy.

[thatpoopchuteguy]

gravity is a bitch

[funguy7979]

this is very sad. FAIL!!!

[funguy7979]

you have to turn it you moron!! shit I have one.

[InMemoryOfJimmy]

Bud lite, not even a full boot, das boot which means "the boat" in german, you can't even finish it, and just cause you watched beerfest doesn't make you cool even though it is an amazing movie... im sorry but why is this video on the internet, labeling it as an ultimate fail is an understatement of fail...

[UNSUNGBAND]

Why do idiots keep calling this Das Boot? That means the boat!!

[21ricky666]

aww look at the bud light, so cute.

[Rvoltec]

Poor retards! :)

[ganjafarmer357]

do your dishes.... seriously

[marklawrence36]

it's frustrating

[pawelgatorade]

ja bym wyjebal jednym dyszkiem

[filth0420]

to any of the stupid brits that are talking shit.... 1. this pussy knows nothing about chugging a beer. 2. anybody who pays the ridiculous amount for coors light or bud light, should not be drinking beer. 3. obviously none of you stupid crumpet eating pussies have ever had pliny the elder, brewed out of santa rosa, california and is ranked #3 in the world. so shut the fuck up and dont let this puss be a bad example for the great beer drinkers of america who know their micro brews!!!!!!

[hewitt1313]

@filth0420 Shit im canadian and I know pliny is a beaut fuckin brew.

[filth0420]

@hewitt1313 thank you brother, appreciate the approval. i live here in santa rosa and was thankful enough to get my hands on a pliny the younger a few days ago. waited in line an hour to do and man was it worth it. a triple hopped ipa that will send a shiver down ur spine at 10.8 %, damn its good. and only being able to have it once a year makes it all the more special!

[hewitt1313]

@filth0420 was down in cali last year on vacation with a couple of buddys from my college, got reccomended by the guys we were staying with to go out and get a pint. easily in my top 5 brews Ive had

[Caliente1593]

Do foreigners realize we sell real beer too? Light beer is just the cheapest.

Americans brag about our power. Europeans brag about their beer.

[Armixs]

annoying ass americans "I KNOW I CAN DO IT".

fags

[doomkow]

I think their choice of Beer was more of the fail.

[adzakko2112]

this would only be in US because of the bud light; terrible beer maybe when you guys are over 21 you'll realize how watery and terrible tasting it is, i know its cheap and thus effective for binge drinking, but damn--embarrassing. I apologize on behalf of America.

[Beadle87]

what with those gay little red cups !! JUST GET THE PINT GLASSES OUT U FAGGOTY AMERICANS !

[PejotaNeves]

i was hoping for the glass to break on his face :C

[FunOrNotFun]

Srsly bud light? Fuck man in Sweden we do das boot with real beer 7.5%

[f1i2s3h4]

what a bitch

[faster23oth]

haha that's sucks! 

[Br05ki69]

i remember my first beer

[Mr510JAMS]

theres no ways u could beat the germans taking swigs like that!!!!!

[SuperHairyDick]

Lol you're like my posers friends on facebook who take a picture of themselves with 1 beer and a cigarette

[370chanlt]

This isn't beer. It's more like a beershake we use to have here.

[jnorman975]

pussy

[kameyeam]

Do any of you brit a holes chug your 20 % ABV beer? Maybe you should stop talking shit on american beer, before someone brings up british teeth....

[TomHartill]

@kameyeam - Except British teeth is actually a false steriotype, while American beer is a true steriotype.

[Skurvy2k]

@kameyeam the mark of a quality beer is ABV, also please point me toward a 20% abv beer...

[MrMakeYouRage]

@kameyeam 20% beer? That's more like a spirit idiot. Just watch the guy chug and be a LAD rather than bring up bullshit about where you're from.

[MrCena450]

Mann kann doch kein Ami Bier in nen Stiefel füllen, das währe ja wie Leitungswasser exen

[SkateAndRoll79]

why the fuck do you call bud light beer?

light "beer" isnt beer.

im german. germans know what beer is

[agemac]

WHAT DID I SAY DOOOOOOOOD!

[reeft]

lol you call that brown watery fluid beer?

[Wtbboy21]

how do u throw up by chuggin beer from DAS boot? LMAO

[blainyrules]

@Wtbboy21 Because American 'beer' is a terrible excuse for beer.

[Wtbboy21]

@blainyrules what would u consider a good beer?

[blainyrules]

@Wtbboy21 A good beer to me is something from the Rebellion brewery here in England, Dr Bob and Twelth Man being my personal favourites. A good lager to me is Foster's. Most other mainstream lagers (Stella, Carlsberg, und... und... UND BECKS!!!) either taste shit or give me crippling indigestion.

[Wtbboy21]

@blainyrules ok do they sell those in america? cuz my personal favorite is canadian molson

[ltownguitarplayer]

people who actually appreciate good beer wouldn't drink that bullshit water americans think is beer.

[FuZzYMuNcH3R]

Bud Lights Shit

[thaEmilo]

bitch beer

[JLUDE01]

The trick is to use real beer not pussy beer and fill the beer with room temperature beer, not cold beer. Cold beer retains the carbonation (CO2) which then foams out as it warms in your stomach forcing you to burp mid chug = FAIL.

[highflyertdw]

If you're going to be a pussy take that Oklahoma shirt out of your video

[NYbizzyness]

Someone better do the dishes...



[dylnzimmerman]

And that is why you always should do the dishes.

[SmileyGarrish]

1:45 is priceless

[SmileyGarrish]

WTF? MAN NEVER TURN THE FREAKIN BOOT - YOU HAVE TO BE READY FOR THE TOE TO RUSH OUT THAT IS THE LAW.....DON'T FUCK WITH THE LAW DAS BOOT....

FILL THE BOOT PROPERLY DRINK VERY SLOWLY BREATHE CONSTANTLY .......TRY AND TRY AGAIN........U GUYS ARE AMATEURS.

[SmileyGarrish]

Firstly, take a professional attitude. The secret (send cash) is to have a good India Pale Ale or Guinness Stout - Danish/Dutch lager for pussies - but no American Beer. Then secondly, once you manage that, fill the boot to the markings on the side : ONly Pussies drink half a boot like you. Then be sure to slowly tilt back only so as to keep the surface tension which on the beer away from the nose which is itself constantly breathing while the liquid refreshment is consumed.

Pilsner works also.

[juzzyrocker]

his burps make it so funny

[Dercommandingofficer]

Niggers.

[FL065]

thats pure beer, wipe it up and drink it again

[SixShooter0999]

I laugh whenever I see men folk drinking LIGHT!!

[MrFahay]

pussy...



[SaihaNadare]

bud light on a boot? That's like drinking carb water.

[REDSKINrey]

lmao@ WHAT DID I SAY DUDE !!!!!

[MrLuke506]

Haha bud light? No wonder you threw up that shit tastes like dirty bath water!

[LordOntario]

The only time the bubble will pop is if u actually drink it fast, drinking it like a little bitch what work

[Kevvo2011]

Peer pressure sucks. More than likely some bored university students.

[extremeaudioPRO]

wow I can't say he was a pussy for throwing up do to the fact noone knows how much he had to drink prior to this...lol epic fail but props for trying

[dimonmd]

У американцев рожа даунов

[Kevvo2011]

@dimonmd Что вы имеете в виду

[Kevvo2011]

I challenge any of you guys that's talking s*** to make a video of you drinking that much beer at one time.  Until you do, shut the f*** up!

[FilipKrogh]

noob



[Anight7mareX]

HAHAHAHAHAHA i didnt expect him to throw up!

[3sheetz2thawind]

Ultimate FAIL!

[TerrorrLA]

Ugh bud light and keystones? pussy beer.

[SaveYourStrengthHC]

I remember my first Beer.

[FullyTorquedGaming]

LOL your first problem was you used Bud Light. Your second problem was you suck.

[bshif16]

you can definitely fit another beer in there pussy

[elannaxoxo]

2:11 hahahak!!!

[eavo007]

weak!

[Legaradon]

Mein Gott ist das schlecht.

[MyFishingProfile]

@Legaradon Ja ist es

[Goststriker]

@Legaradon Ja.

[WH1T3P0W3RFTW]

2:08 yeeee

[AttilahsTube]

this is the most disappointing video Ive seen all year

[ZulJim09]

Alright dude! up to the next level!

[fuxnich]

my favorite part is, "WHAT'D I SAY DUDE!!"

[imsexy44444]

pussy!" i know i can do it!"

[ReinierSanders]

American pussies, Bud Light pffffffft

[romobomb]

Fuckin pussy

[x3huesos]

Haha seen that happen a few times when ppl chug alotta beer quick some dont even know whats going on till its too late damn fuckers haha

[xXNirvanaLithiumXx]

Do your fucking dishes you cave-people...

[jd230]

Oh no! He spewed all over your sink full of dirty dishes! Now you will have to, you know, DO YOUR DISHES!

[Rappe111]

worlds slowest chugger?

[SirDrMr]

2:10 "WHAT DID I SAY DUUUDE!"

[tommy78247]

sounds more like in the beginning your ready for das boob

[Paulbojert]

He's american only Germans are able!

[phatcawx]

Yes. We understand "das boot" is not how you say "the boot." It is a reference from the movie Beerfest. Really bad German accents and all that good stuff, so stop freaking out please.

[HubschrauberMan]

its light beer. what losers

[Sevv9220]

My liver is cleaner than yours...

[PooPoo2U]

The trick is to let the beer sit for a bit so it's not cold, and when you pour it do a high pour and get rid of as much foam as possible.

[Znasdaddah]

Das boot is German for ´´THE BOAT´´

[ErikMagnusOlsson]

hahahahaHHAHAHA

[redjellyninja]

DAS BOOT MEANS "THE BOAT"!! Just sayin.:)

[thingman100]

@redjellyninja

Yeah, you only say it differently

[gun4hire]

It was the worst beer in all ze verld!

[LegionFlorez]

he's never gonna win with those thin little bird lips.

[Nickfoxrider24]

maybe you should haveput a nipple on it haha

[Brodermanicx]

germans thumbs up

[Phleeeb]

but these guys are pretty gay

[Phleeeb]

don't need girls when your drinking, it's better without because they always pussy out. you have to be insecure to always want to have girls there.

[GDZjeenik]

@Phleeeb You talking about gay parties?

[Phleeeb]

@GDZjeenik You're exactly the person I'm talking about

[kEnshinn1one]

Die Boot not Das two years of German.

[EdeGold]

typical american..., but i remember my first beer

[zamsteez3]

you guys like homework?

[joey0077d]

Dos Bot wins again. LOL

[SkrullinDas123]

Bud Light? Wtf?

[Keystonechugger101]

Lol

[xARKODSTx]

AAW...VOULD YOU LIKE US TO PUT EIN NIPPLE ON ZAT FOAH YOU?

C'MON!!! DO IT!!! VAT ARE YOU VAITING FOAH!?!?!?

[xARKODSTx]

its a buncha bloody tossas and sheep shagahs!!! DAAAAAS BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[iHelptheNeeded]

Check out my page for a few beers chugged. I'm going to post some videos from a while with me doing 6+ beer bongs in a row. Drank 15-20 beers in one night.

[Yakuzagang5]

@iHelptheNeeded 15-20 in an entire night is just another day for a college student, do twice that then we'll talk :P lol

[MultiMartinezM]

someones gotta do them damn dishes

[cariboueater]

Bud light.fucking pussy's is right

[beathabishop]

pussy

[DestroyerOfworlds47]

hahahaha this is great

[REALthugnasty]

FAIL!!!

fake ass german

stick with shot glasses ;

(something TINY like your stomache and penis)

kein steifel!

[BakedObama]

maximal fail maximal minimal chicks maximal douches

[sarah666777]

bud light? keystone light? wheres the german beer man? der steifel fail

[CapinCrunchify]

the guy recording is a douchenhaugen.

[delhigod]

Sausageville. Fuck that shit.

[BRUTALsniperO]

haha i remember my first beer! LOL

[joe1969812]

Wash them dishes!!!!!!!!

[AvengedVg]

look, theres only boys there, and bud light.... im just sayin.

[Spirality0]

now try it with guinness

[OutlawJoseyWales909]

Did I just watch this shit o_o

[Atthechipy]

light weights!

[lotsoflemonisback]

bud light? seriously?

[ebbstheman23]

you call that beer chugging? That's weak shit!

[Suuuperelaxed]

das boot?

it called: Der Schuh or Der Stiefel...

das boot means the boat...

thats like saying thu peoplers for the people or sth like that

[whiteheadw]

@Suuuperelaxed This came from the movie Beerfest.  In the movie, they called in Das Boot (and yes, I am aware of the poor translation due to misleading phonetic similarities).

[Shaverea]

Pussy Americans

[boilermaker1013]

for the bubble to affect you, you actually have to be good at drinking beer... shake my damn head

[surfnbrd]

Disgraceful. With Bud light none the less. Meine 85 Jahre alte Großmutter kann es besser als das!

[RedRaider8493]

Try the boot with Vodka. Russians do it all the time

[stussedoutt]

@RedRaider8493, you're an idiot.

[RedRaider8493]

@stussedoutt And you're still gay...

[stussedoutt]

@RedRaider8493, oh the 'gay' comeback. If only I was 5 again, maybe then I'd laugh at your stupid rebuttal.

[RedRaider8493]

@stussedoutt Oh the "comment back in a month" comeback. Sick bro, why don't you take your faggot ass off the internet.

[stussedoutt]

@RedRaider8493, so I heard acting tough and cursing online is new thing, you in on it? :)

My ass is literally on the internet, I'm sitting on my router, wanna come take it off? It's stuck :|

[punkmanzz]

WHAT A PERFORMANCE

[Flakkkaw]

hahahahahaha with budlight. pussy americans

[96JUSTIN]

lol shit hardcore boot fail

das boot just means "the boot"

[TyP2014]

i do remember my first beer..

[TURFLAMTv]

that was hella beer. i'm going to get DAS BOOT and do this. i know some of my friends could drink all that beer. so my shit won't be a fail son. hahahaha

[Ramonezs]

u say it wrong

[gabm999]

thats a lot of beer man lol.

that much beer how does it not come back out? lol

[diggAmops]

I can drink 3 of em in that time

Im from Germany!

Shame on you

[NativeMjxo]

go outside!

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

btw how much goes into a boot your boot thenwhat2maby tree liters

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

lol thy wachted beerfest and now thy think there drinkeres in real life no american beer drinkers gonna beat a german or a flemish guy

btw the real das boot is a bit bigger

[laksemann]

What a waste of beer.

[voluMzor]

Why do americans always drink light beers?