My mum used to sing this to me when I ws little _ I have to say this isnt the kindest version I've heard - bring on eliza carthy - but good to hear agai
@headcans There once was a man who traversed the desert. After two days without water, he came upon an oasis. He leaned above its edge, and took a sip from it. A moment later, he spit the water he'd consumed from his mouth, exclaiming in disgust, 'This isn't natural Artesian water. It is therefore unworthy of my body.'
@headcans There once was a man who traversed the desert. After two days without water, he came upon an oasis. He leaned above its edge, and took a sip from it. A moment later, he spit the water he'd consumed from his mouth, exclaiming in disgust, 'This isn't natural Artesian water. It is therefore unworthy of my body.'
@headcans There once was a man who traversed the desert. After two days without water, he came upon an oasis. He leaned above its edge, and took a sip from it. A moment later, he spit the water he'd consumed from his mouth, exclaiming in disgust, 'This isn't natural Artesian water. It is therefore unworthy of my body.'
My mum used to sing this to me when I ws little _ I have to say this isnt the kindest version I've heard - bring on eliza carthy - but good to hear agai
headcans 1 week ago
@headcans There once was a man who traversed the desert. After two days without water, he came upon an oasis. He leaned above its edge, and took a sip from it. A moment later, he spit the water he'd consumed from his mouth, exclaiming in disgust, 'This isn't natural Artesian water. It is therefore unworthy of my body.'
Two days later, he died of thirst. The End.
itstheit 1 week ago
@headcans There once was a man who traversed the desert. After two days without water, he came upon an oasis. He leaned above its edge, and took a sip from it. A moment later, he spit the water he'd consumed from his mouth, exclaiming in disgust, 'This isn't natural Artesian water. It is therefore unworthy of my body.'
Two days later, he died of thirst. The End.
itstheit 1 week ago
@headcans There once was a man who traversed the desert. After two days without water, he came upon an oasis. He leaned above its edge, and took a sip from it. A moment later, he spit the water he'd consumed from his mouth, exclaiming in disgust, 'This isn't natural Artesian water. It is therefore unworthy of my body.'
Two days later, he died of thirst. The End.
itstheit 1 week ago