October 24, 2008: The Day in 100 Seconds

[NDAAsection1031]

Obama = Sewer Trout

[FuckingStanz]

tucker bounds.

i want something bad to happen to him.

[jaim12005]

Your opinion of myself and my intelligence and/or my level education is meaningless to me... it only proves that you are a typical GOP supporter full of arrogance and a over blown sense of self entitlement to judge others that do not believe in your ideology and special interest brand of BS your party calls GOOD GOVERMENT. The GOP aprty is crumbling as we speak... what are you "JOE the _____" gonna do when it revamps?

[jaim12005]

The truth is all states/ local goverments have different policies and methods of voting and it need to be address before the next election and some sort of national mandate to find a way to make it easier to train volunteers, make it a less chaotic process and insure that there is a fair election.

Comon people this country is how old and we still have a few nationally recognized methods that will make this a non-argument every four years????

wtf

[jaim12005]

I find it ironic and coincidentally convenient that the GOP is crawling up ACORNS ass now...in 2008 when this is not a new problem.

IT happened in 2000 & 2004 too ya know.

BUT ohh they had the lead then so it was ok.. nevermind. Acorn will prove it is an attempt to suppress votes and purge others that do have a legitimate right to vote mixed in with fraudulant voters registrations.

BUT the bad press is helping sway the undecided voter nows. It's nothing more than a low ball tactic by GOP!

[slmsfamily]

FBI files on Frank Marshall Davis, Obama's biological father, Chairman of Communist Party in Chicago, child molester.Google usasurvival davis.

Pictures of Obama as a member of the Socialist Party. Google freerepublic New Party.

Chicago machine, Ayers, and Communists are behind this election. Google no quarter philanthropist

Obama's Secret Service Guy is Gay Lover. Google Michael Signator

Educate yourself on Obama before you vote. The Media won't tell you this. Do your research.

[Guernicaman]

Leiberman has always been a closet Republican. And he didn't even crossover to the Republican party (just yet). He's still an Independent.

[Marine490]

McCain needs to be killed? He's our next Ronald Reagan. He will be the next best president since. If Obama gets elected, i'd much rather be waiting till he gets impeached. I'm sure he will because our country will die. Our military will weaken with Obama, and so will the value of our dollar. More people will become homeless, and more rich people that drive our economy will move to different countries and be forced to go out-sourcing. Obama loses. Vote McCain to save our jobs and honor.! MCCAIN!!

[maddog2002290]

You make no sense, it's ironic your name is Marine.

[36271849]

The rich are not what drives any economy, The back bone of an economy is and always has been the lower class. because they are and have always been the ones to produce the wealth.

[Marine490]

LOL LOL LOL Oh My God, 36271849....that has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. So you're telling me that homeless people are what makes our economy run? Wow. I have taken economic classes in college and gotten A's in them. Obama kills jobs by taxing our REAL backbone...(the middle-class and rich) We are doomed. Plus...Obama is a terrorist. He was recieving alot of money from terrorists from the middle-east when he was going to college. Thanks Ayers....you're the reason behind all this?

[Ex0dus111]

@Marine490: Homeless? So the lower classes are homeless people to you? The lower classes are people working low income jobs, im surprised you did not know that, and yes THOSE PEOPLE are the backbone of the american economy

[MattyB4x4]

The middle class is what drives our economy. The small business owners, the blue collar workers.

The rich are the ones that provide the jobs...CEO's etc. Let's put Obama in office, have him jack up corporate taxes. Tell me who this will benefit? NOBODY!

Increased taxes = decreased bottom line. Either people will have to be laid off, or prices increased. so...then the consumer is hurt.

Get a clue dude.

[kok123]

great insight ones again.

[bulkupran]

may the best persons win!

[pmaestro]

sounds like mccains audience hates him. sounds like yelling and booing.

[GretchenDawntreader]

LOL at Tucker Bounds...if the polls said McCain was up by 9 to 22 percent in all these states, he'd be bouncing up and down in his seat declaiming that polls are completely solid and trustworthy.

LOL at Palin's brain being "absolutely incredible." Woo!

[murtari]

Repugmocrats come and Repugmocrats go. Bush Admin sucked, but Obama's will blow. Vote for McCain, the slightly lesser of two evils.

[drat250]

search;

diebold voting machine flips votes

[romstarpow]

And regarding the experience question, after eight solid Bush years, America is SICK AND TIRED of getting fear-mongered into what should otherwise be rational, carefully considered choices. The current Republican leadership got us into wars, massive debts (& current economic woes), and now it wants to spend more taxpayer money to fix the problem?! Bailing out banks and Wall St isn't socialism, but cutting taxes for the middle class and poor while raising them on the rich is socialism?

[Crickett2814]

No, America is not sick and tired of getting fear-mongered. If it was, the accusations of Obama being a communist muslim arab baby eating gay clown wouldn't be as effective as they are.

[BayAreaQTee]

Nice try.

[Marine490]

Under McCain's tax plan, he will be giving 100% of people a tax cut. The more you make, the more you save. When a business (big or small) saves more money, the faster it could expand. When a business grows, so do jobs and therefore, more people will be working. The more people that work, the more taxes will be going towards the government. Also, more people that work, get more money to spend on products from many other businesses! Tax cutting businesses is where economic growth is. Vote McCain!

[sleonardelli]

People: Do NOT trust the polls & choose not 2 vote. Research ALL candidates websites, look @ their policies & choose 2 vote 4 the candidate who most represents UR values. In my case, a retired white female service-connected disabled veteran, I choose Obama/Biden 08.

[2468grate]

McCain stumps Colorado and brings out two former Broncos,John Lynch and Elway, in order to boost him.

I don't know about Lynch but Elway is a known republican who must have voted for Bush for the last two elections.

Mr. Elway, it's time to reevaluate your decision making process. This isn't football, its much more serious.

Lets see: great quarterback =crappy politico.

Now for Palin. + cute

Minuses=abuse of public trust, lying,falsifying travel papers for family, anti-abortion and dumb.

[rollsthepaul]

My nose is like Sarah Palin, a great pick.

[MrAnders0n2]

Wow, 10 days to go... the days have been going by so fast.

[louislee87]

LOL at 1:36 "her brain is so incredible" MY FUCKING ASS!!!

[MetaMaestro]

LMAO @ these wack acronyms in the comments. yall sound like 12 year olds coming up with that.

[alfalfasprouts14]

obama knows what to say, McCain knows what to do.

[mirage41]

yeah mccain knows how to FUCK things up. Hmmm, lets see, fucked up 3 planes, fucked up his campaign, fucked up vp selection, fucked up economic message, fucked up debates, fucked up his wife. Geez. What a knob!

GOBAMA!

[bill3979]

Actually, MCcain fucked up five planes. One he wrecked by flying into power lines, like some rookie student pilot. The fifth plane was the one he was shot down in, after only 20 hours of combat. Some hero.

[MattyB4x4]

You sound educated. Why don't you read up on some policy before you jump on the "change" bandwagon.

[mirage41]

Eat shit Repug. Your a goner. ;-D

[cacho20]

HAHA.. That's a laugh.. mccain doesn't know what to say.. Obama knows what to do..

[mrbigwillystyles]

"Her brain is absolutely incredable?!?!?!" What does that even mean? Like an im surprised she can chew gum and walk incredable?

[xpctmore]

O -obviously

B -Bullshit

A -attracts

M -many

A -americans

[Gamingtrevor]

Do you post this over and over again xpctmore because you want more thumbs down than anyone else on YouTube?

[D1G3RAT1]

FUCK. Not an acronym, but hey, fuck you.

[silverandblack68]

Have the Republicans really taken care of you? WAKE UP AMERICA MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT! R-acist E-vil P-uppets U-nemployment B-ankrupcy L-iars I-raq C-orrupt A-mericans N-everAgain

[ewilli2000]

love it!

[reelectjfk64]

D-eranged

E-vil

M-pney-grabbing

O-bnoxious

C-owards

R-acist

A-ssinine

T-errorists

[brian12934]

reelectjfk64 = penis sucker.

[reelectjfk64]

LMAO what an intelligent reponse

B-astard

R-etarded

I-gnorant

A-sshole

N-eophite

1

2

9

3-Bricks short of a full load

[reelectjfk64]

brian12934 =obviously obsessed with other men's genitalia

[xpctmore]

O -obviously

B -Bullshit

A -attracts

M -many

A -americans

[The6ChickMagnet]

wow your sooo clever man... u fuckin dumbass

[Scoppertop]

Officially over for McCain 10/24/08.

[kkinski2000]

"Her brain is absolutely incredible."

Incredibly retarded...!

[victor2cutube]

joe Lieberman is nothing to be proud of.. he got elected as a democrate and then changed to a independent. he is McCain's handler.. he stands around catching McCains mistakes and then tells him what to say to correct them. he is almost like a walking hospice nurse

[thelevitator]

Nice comment racist.

[thelevitator]

Sorry, I forgot to mention I was replying to razortek.

[Mmmmmmmbacon]

Hey.... they left out the jackass bigot GOP volunteer who LIED about being attacked by a black Obama supporter...

[PercivalHoward]

Yeah, Palin's brain IS just incredible. Incredible that it is able to function so that she can do basic tasks.

[slekkengrup]

Like killing animals and ALMOST talk English.

[Magurufukuru]

Why, exactly, were they booing Johnny?

[bernlin2000]

Time's up McCain...fortunantly not just for you but for this whole Republican administration, in both the White House and Congress. It's going to be a rough next year, but I'd rather have it lead by Obama than anyone Republican

[nadreev]

When you look inside the head of a barbie doll all you see is roots. It's incredible.

[biggerflexible]

Cindy McCain scares me too.

[PercivalHoward]

Yeah, me too.  She looks like Senior Citizen Barbie.

[ver506]

I already voted! 11 days.....

[shplane]

denial aint just a river in Egypt, come on McCain, get your head out your ass and face the facts

[REDGHOST8888]

we had enough of republicans hell 2016 let bill gates run for pres for now obama/biden 08

[AnnaSmee]

WHOOT ILLINOIS!

[zidmt]

"Gov palin has been a great pick" How can these people say that to the American people with a straight face? They will try to spin anything no matter how apparent it is. Just lok at palin's radio response to the Troopergate results.

[UGOTDAJACK]

lol...McCain/Palin rallies seem to be extremely violent and NOT a safe place for children to be.

[1CanadianContent1]

lol funny stuff. thats cause its only their crazy base thats left, anyone moderate or on the fence is already out of there and your left with the evangelical, misinformed mouth-breathers that still believe in this ticket.

[ironchopsticks]

did you know Barack Obama's grandmother used to date John McCain?

[porcheownage5]

"I challenge those poll numbers because I frankly think that the American people have a greater faith in John McCain."

Lol think again...

[mugenbao]

It's nice to see that the media narrative is shifting somewhat from the "it's neck and neck" to "wow, look at that lead."

I know that the media has a vested interest in making it appear to be a closer race than it is in fact, but it seems as if they are realizing that an Obama blowout is also a big and compelling story, and I hope that they move more in that direction.

[aeolismensae]

you can tell that the only people who are arguing with the polls are those who work at the mccain campaign, and people paid by the campaign... what a sorry bunch of tools.

[ironchopsticks]

Her brain is absolutely shitty.

[sirdaveysockrocker]

its funny how those creepy looking demons at fox and friends(literally all their faces scare me) say, "SOME polls". THEY NEVER GIVE UP! XP

[tidusquall10x]

I love these

[voyeurdug]

"Her brain is absolutely incredible"...

Ooookay... I nominate this for straightline of, well, at least A month (not the year, and not THIS month... but ~some~ month)... are we allowed to back-date these things???

[grenadianmed]

"Her brain is absolutely incredible"

I agree, but for different reasons.

[ramboj23]

I agree!

pretty funny quote.

Did you hear that she is an "avid reader" now?

[grenadianmed]

Yeah, she reads every magazine and journal. All of them. Anything put in front of her, she just reads it up.

[intarwebzz]

incredible as in not credible.

[rogermoore27]

same thing I wondered....

[Waranle]

I really apperciate this 100 seconds lol "Endore somebody damnt"! THAT WAS THE BEST!

[crispiva1]

go sailing!

[ramboj23]

I love sailing!

I'm sailing to Guatemala in a few months.

[jaim12005]

ohh and Thanks for this 100 seconds news flash! I love it!

[shobhitg]

Seems like nothing extraordinary happened today... That was expected since Obama is away. Desperately waiting for him to be back in the game!!

[jaim12005]

Lmao - her brain is absolutely incredible.

UMMM yes it is sweeetie..

It is incredible!!!! As a highly functional catagory 5 moron she is awesome! As my VP I don't think so...No Thanks!

And someone said MkkKain looked smug. yes he does. And yes I am sure he has a few tricks left up his sleeve. We know there will be voter fraud accusations (eyeroll) and a recount will be demanded. I don't think that crap will work this time.

But the GOP will not give up until the last appeal is my bet.

[MattyB4x4]

Are you freaking kidding me? "voter fraud accusations (eyeroll)" THERE IS PROOF! People being paid...there was one guy in chicago who registered something like 72 times.

[jaim12005]

yes I know.. but none of it implys Obama had secret meetings in his basement with these greedy individuals they padded the registration to line thier own pockets...and secondly- This is not a new thing it has been a done befor eand that is why there is a filteration process that ACORN has. Acorn found most of them did you know that.

Lastly being registered only mean that the asshole who padded the numbers of new voter got paid. Did anyone show up with ID that says Mickey mouse & try to vote?

[MattyB4x4]

You actually think that ACORN is investigating voter fraud that they are committing?

As far as Mickey Mouse and voting are concerned, your boy Barack wants to have "NO I.D. Necessary" policies for voting. Why? Because making somebody have an ID to vote is discrimination. So, for all we know, a Mickey Mouse could be showing up to vote.

In the state of Ohio, you do not have to have a residence to vote. Is that right? What is stopping somebody from hopping state lines and casting a vote?

[jaim12005]

You actually think that ACORN is investigating voter fraud that they are committing?

Yes I do. your boy Barack wants to have "NO I.D. Necessary" -

Laughable - Hey Joe the GOP supporter -

Do me a favor and try to watch something other than faux news.

It will help greatly with your objective prespective in your red world.

Reality is that the chaos every election season is not created by ACORN it is a national problem that need to address the issues.

[MattyB4x4]

They are not creating the investigations, outside investigations are taking place. That is like saying the ENRON had internal investigations on cooking their books. right.

I get my news from many different sources by the way, I'm just realistic. Do you not believe that there is a "No I.D. Necessary" Policy in some states?

I'm sorry that I believe in the fundamentals that this country is based upon. LESS GOVERNMENT.

Way to turn to name calling. Obviously uneducated...

[jaim12005]

I agree to disagree.

FACT: Obama or the DNC is not invloved with try to commit voter fraud, suppression or anything of it's kind. Acorn initially flagged many of the fraudluant registrations PERIOD that is a FACT. The GOP jumped on it like a fat kid on giant cupcake. Voter fraud is a a part of life in this imperfect world. FRAUDULANT REGISTRATION ISSUES are way on the bottom. WE NEED to concentrate on the actual methods cheaters use(like computer chips that sway the vote 10%)

ya think?

[MattyB4x4]

Voter fraud is an issue nonetheless.

The pressure put on ACORN workers to sign up voters, knowing that they are giving false names, or are previously registered are still a problem of ACORN. Who is to blame? ACORN, maybe one person, maybe the whole corrupt organization.

I do not believe that Obama has his hands in ACORN now. Did he at one point? Yes.

As far as the NO ID statement...read up on it.

[agoldenhairedlion]

I really like this day in 100 seconds. Thanks for wading through all the bullshit bobble-heads for me. ;)

[typhonsentra]

Wait, no Sheppard signing off at the end?

[kajsa1317]

"Some polls"?

[Salmagundiii]

It would be cool to mash it up with David Lowe's BBC countdown music.

[zeffii]

mccain looks so smug, I think he has something up his sleeve.

[mrbadguysan]

Unless it's a firearm, Obama will be president.

[slimydick23]

Her brain is absolutely incredible.

[djancak]

i lol'd

[cinqtimoney]

If you take an ironical perspective, that is a very true statement.

[LoneBesamell]

Yeah wow John McCain is not winning. I love how that guy was like, "I don't believe the polls because I think the American people have more faith in John McCain than that," when obviously they don't because that's what the POLLS are there to tell us. Haha.

[djswish]

Third vote OBAMA/BIDEN '08

[GeeWeezzz]

"Not at all, Gov. Palin has been a great pick."

WHAT DO THEY TAKE US FOR?!!

[cinqtimoney]

What he meant was "Gov. Palin has been a great pick - and shovel, for digging John McCain's grave."

[ashleyyvonne19]

lmao

[Konoha107]

second lol

Nice video.

[Konoha107]

Sorry, negative downthumbers! I couldn't help it!

[angelo1405]

FIRST !

[socksnogger]

Eat the corn out of my shit.

[angelo1405]

you have corn in your shit ? wtf