Desperado - Quentin Tarantino - This reminds me of a joke...

[mikeonuka]

This joke perfectly fits on our Indian Politicians who are pissing off everywhere on everyone expect doing their job and also enjoying it with all excuses and readymade reasons

[crissthekiller]

"It's cool ese"..LOL

[MistahMNG]

"Hahahaha... piss dropping off his face... Hahahaha"

[Chamchamcham10]

Mr. Tarantino need to make more movies!!!

[the512messikan]

rofl @ him putting an n in "puta".

[mavrodiev88]

greattt scene !!!!

[Ceaaa22]

So... Why do people travel TO Mexico anyway ?

[ramoforro]

whats the name of the song thats playing!!!!?!?!

[wkiernan]

@ramoforro @ramoforro Eddie Bo (as "Roger and the Gypsies") doing "Pass the Hatchet" - funky funky funkfunkFUNK!

unfortunately this horribly retarded comment thing won't let me post the url of a YouTube video... guess they don't trust that site, you'll have to search for it yourself

[FreemansLV]

-Bucho

-Him too! :D

[KTKomedy2813]

That and his friend Robert Rodriguez wrote and directed this.

[Thefighterspider]

Could anybody tell me why tarantino appears in this movie ? ? I thought he appears in movie he's directed to.

[TheHamishbatten1995]

@Thefighterspider Well, he also happens to be a pretty awesome actor. That's why.

[DimbalaH]

@Thefighterspider The movie was directed by his friend Robert Rodriguez. That's it!

[jussimarc]

i'm sure this was a real story about him :P

[Gpalmer16]

Shouldn't you be sued for making money off this?

[Hy22n]

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[Castrumsnake]

2:13 epic laugh

[MrRichieValentino]

What's up with the random voice at 1:32

[ducklad07]

whats the song?

[NiceGirlCalledMia]

Quentin is so crazy! :D

[kaizern1996]

tarrantino is the talentes man in the world

[anthonylalonde]

what does puta mean

[puchich0o]

@anthonylalonde could be equal to "Bitch"

[BItchSlayerGirly]

@anthonylalonde ahahhahaha it means whore or the meanest word you can say to a woman,, its mexican

[kanudo1989]

@BItchSlayerGirly it means whore or bitch :) puta

[dieselvisel]

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[skate4life5050]

I havent seen this scene since i was like 6-7 where i thought it was fuckin HILARIOUS. such juvenile humour i was cracking up so hard. now im 21 and its still pretty funny.

[purehotup]

thumbs up if u posted this on facebook

[dieselvisel]

@purehotup

Good idea!

[purehotup]

@dieselvisel thanks

[purehotup]

this is funny as fuck. I rem this from bk in the day

[01467603]

hahaha he incorrectly says "cross the Is and dot the Ts here" . I just noticed :D

[whoreheybangsyourmom]

Wtf

[magpietatts]

great clip, great movie....what is the name of the song playing in the background as QT talks?

[reneh5]

@magpietatts the name of the song is "Pass the hatchet"

[xxManuelxx13]

Este wuey juele a cagada!

[NaPalm625]

hey why did the second guy get shot?

[thedivineparkin23]

@NaPalm625 cuz he dind check out......

[mjufpn]

@NaPalm625 they were running backroundground check to see if they are not crooks on the phone.

[purehotup]

@mjufpn oh yh shit thats why the guy say number 2. good look it out :)

[pupskannake]

This movie is sooooooooo awesome I love it

[elias554]

@pupskannake what the movie name?

[pupskannake]

@elias554 Desperados. just watch it. Its so funny cool :)

[whosaidthat84]

0:42 to this day, i say "That's right!" just like that!

[TheRjuyal]

i like this movie no matter what imdb says about this

[Rambo00023]

Quentin ROCKS

[MandelbudetReturns]

SPOILER ALERT!!! PLEASE DON'T READ

It's kinda sad that he gets shot later in the movie :(

[GuyWalksIntoBar]

Hey guys, I love Quentin. I am Italian. I shot this joke because I think it is very very funny. You should watch it. A guy walks into a bar THE BET. It is one of the episodes... The guy really pee over the bar tender. Ahahahahahahahaha

Thanks guys...

[navaser]

pause at 2:31

[briantravelman]

this is the funniest part of the movie!

[NEMZOOO]

its nice to see you cross the 'i's and dot the 't's LOOOOOOOOOOOL tarantino ...

[Aizen1122]

Awesome joke told by an awesome guy. He knows what he's doing

[TpAcTuKa]

This reminds me of a joke...

[fierfly25]

this is simply the greatest joke ever made. EVER

[witzbold91]

His voice :D Just so different from the synchronizations and so high^^

[WenceslaoMontana]

Jajajajajajajjajajajajaj Tarantino es el mejor!!!!

[victorzvyagin360]

2:15

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[xBlackxMaggotx]

its cool ese!!

[SuperVa1]

the best part > 1:10 : ))

[supernovasnake]

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[ItsTurningGreen002]

The only joke which people aren't irritated the first time you say it.

[mr0transfat]

10 people didnt check out!

[SoundDefiance]

Thanks to the subtitles, Mr. Blue's question finally has an answer between 0:52 and 0:59.

[WayTooDazedConfus3d]

@SoundDefiance lol "how many dicks is that?", "....alot"

[estevan72]

xDDD it´s so funny i love you quentin!!

[GuardianKiyoshi]

What the fuck, mop?

[ramennoodlechef]

this and probably Johnny Depp talking about how great the mexican meal was then killing the chef in Once Upon a Time in Mexico are two of my favorite lines in the series.

[LURKUMALL]

Quentin could have probably actually been a legit actor he's pretty damn good better than most and more interesting than most actors who's preformances are boring.

[Tildrop]

@LURKUMALL agreed

[Trinder3467]

10 viewers are unfortunate bartenders.

[ojaldra182]

"You owe me $ 300, puta"

[epicvlas]

THIS IS FUCKING A MASTERPICE GREAT SCENE ! AN ART DIRECTED SCENE ! FUCKING BADD ASS!!!!!

[Docent087]

ha ha ha... Piss dripping off his face. ha ha ha ha...

Awesome joke.

[flosdraad]

LOOOOOOL

[123Kenge]

I want to see when he dies.

[quillinum]

at least we can establish from this video that 10 people doesn't have a sense of humor...

[RadkovBoy]

That's funny shit, huh?

[GRUMPYx323]

you owe me 300 dollars puta.. lmao!

[rockinrollex]

dick glass dick glass dick glass :) :) :)

[dko127]

dos cabrones aqui!!! HAHAHAHA

[Onbekend1980]

I liked the joke..

[93carlosink]

FROM WHAT FILM IS THIS SCENE PLEASE¿??

[KangoMKD]

@93carlosink Desperado

[Naughtful]

@93carlosink it's in the title Desperado - Quentin Tarantino - This reminds me of a joke... Desperado.. lol.

[Jessy910]

My favorite scene!!! Very funny :-)

[mad4them]

funny shit!

[atomichead777]

thats actually the best joke i've ever heard in a long time

im using this when i go to a bar next time

[roversfan1991]

best joke i ever heard

[anbanana89]

"u own me three hundred dollars puta!!"

[Chuckycheeseize]

I dont know why but this story is really funny especially when im drunk.

[shiozza]

haha cross the i's and dot the t's

[Minefields]

Quentin is a FREAKIN GENIUS

[sk30l]

piss dripping off his face....

[Brendan2080]

Thats very clever.

[KirolyWas]

DICK GLASS DICK GLASS DICK GLASS DICK GLASS DICK

[AHafan1]

i love the bartender's expressions

[blaupunkt600]

"you fucking idiot man, you got it in everything except the glass!" i love the way he tells that part! :D

[zangdog65]

what is the ultra-cool music that heralds quentin's arrival at the bar, it's been bugging me for years, been able to find every other song and music used in the movie except that one piece.

[optimusprymus]

@zangdog65  Roger and the Gypsies - Pass the Hatchet

[DarthOzzySith]

Why does the bartender shoot that guy?

[TheEtherealAlchemist]

@DarthOzzySith because he didn't check out! duh haha

[linkszxx]

lol billy t james joke remixed :)

[ThineEastmans]

i'm gonna remember this joke for the rest of my life!

[UltraNSC]

HAhaha dick glas dick glas glas dick BHAHAHAA

[21iunie]

guess what?..he didn't check out

[yawnlee]

AHAHAAHAH i swear as a girl, its stuff like this that makes me appreciate the males even more...they tell funny ass jokes xd...i love this movie...action, romance, and jokes...classic..and im only 20...i was only probably no older than 7 or 9 when this came out xd..

[Sezer888]

he's laughing like hahahaha piss driping off his face hahahaha lol

[MedievalChips]

Quentin Tarantino is the best :D

[Ivchiks]

cool ese cool

[XxSADBOYxX13]

im happy you dot the t's and cross the i's

[SirBearization]

Hey... Guess what?

*BANG*

[MechoulamSergio]

1:22

LOL

[KingGibson11]

haha a face even a mother would hate

[Raptor498]

lol pause at 2:31 lololol

[SERBIA117]

i love the way his arms fly up when the toothless guy gets shot in the head funniest shit

[IzzYandPalpro]

Wow that was actually pretty funny

[WaldfruchtDeluxe]

sexy ^.^

[GeForce47]

LMAO That was funny

[puchoo]

why robert doesn't make movies like this anymore :F

[Belcebu022]

- ...me and Buco...

- Bucho

- him too

hahahahaha so funny...

[thodorisgiannakopoul]

in quentin tarantino movies people just talk for things that they aren't fit in the whole story.....but.......they turn to be very good lines

[locc2daBrain420]

why does the bartender kill that mexican dude?

[Belcebu022]

is one of the colombians.....

[locc2daBrain420]

oh yeah i didnt knew i tought cuz cheech didnt want to pay him some money

[liammunky]

he didn't checked out .

[prazzio225]

this scene is funny

[Flectoo]

ahahahahah fucking hilarious

[klabaternik]

1:22 love that momment XD

[nottommy333]

dick, glass, dick glass, dick, glass, dick glass.

[anthonylalonde]

i love that joke

[FlyingGold]

Quintin Tarentino looks like Patrick Neill Harris as in the face and all here. They're both hilarious alsoXD

[sertap]

pls, what does bartender mean by "he didnt checked out."

[Terminator4009]

It means that, they couldn't find any reference about him, so he could be an undercover cop, or the "Mariachi" which is the one they are waiting on

[sertap]

alright. Thank u v much.

[bullypopful]

this is old but i think it's like, he doesn't like him or trust him, something like that probably

[RyanLies]

quentin looks "good" in the movie

[maccabiORdeath]

tarantinos the best!

[bkxnyxmxx]

at the ead squiky

[bkxnyxmxx]

I GOT A SMALL DICK ?YOU DICK RIDER WHO TOLD U THAT UR MOM ? THAT BITCH LOVED IT AND IAM STALKIN YOU PLZZ U WISH AND UR GONNA SLAPP ME ? LOL DONT SAY IT DO IT INTERNET THUG Steve Hanson?????

' LMFAO WHOS THAT HOMO THE ONE TALKIN SHIT ALL OVER YOUTUBE ? PLZZ GETA LIFE ASSHOLE

[SteveHanson]

Steve Hanson has exposed you as a coward and a small dicked loser and a spineless internet "tough guy" / stalker. You have been taught a valuable lesson. By the way, on Sunday tell your Mother Steve Hanson said "Happy Mothers Day, Fat Ass".

[bkxnyxmxx]

ur on my dick Steve Hanson go kiss ur rock band kiss u soory shit!!!!

[SteveHanson]

The only thing on your little Dick is your index finger and your thumb while sniffing your moms rusty britches. Another gutless yellow turd exposed and humiliated by Steve Hanson.

[bbbruls]

it seams to me that steve hanson has no life...

[SteveHanson]

It SEEMS to Steve Hanson that "bbbruls" needs to spend more time learning to spell and less time making new youtube accounts when he gets embarrassed off his real ones.

Mess with the bull you get the horns. Bitch.

[zapproowsdower]

hahah, english... with english subtitles.

[liammunky]

some people are deaf

[camacho]

this scene is so hillarious

[Marco240682]

Thing about it

this guy here is tells the joke

and he get a lot of money

to fuck our brain

and we have good shit like

which spins our head crazy

man and in the end bam

good movie and he is a good guy

i love it

[fz1655]

u owe me 300 $ puta

funny shit man !!

[benjixtc]

its cool esse! lol

[charmingguy78]

5*****

[firozekhan]

its cool ese!!!

[juliegrey2001]

Piss warm "Chongo." Thats my Brand.

[BenjaminGay]

in all of tarantinos movies or movies he's affiliated with like this one....there is always GREAT music during his cool scenes....the music in the background in this scene fits perfectly

[oldschooljammer93]

xDDD

[Fiasco9128]

The guy with the little mop following the trail of blood is fuckin' hilarious too. This is classic.

[MrWiti]

one of the best scene of desperado:)

[zonesmuggla]

Man I've had some shit beer that made me make a face like that

[DFURY09]

Now thats a funny joke...HA

[MrElwood2]

LOL

[lightmydank]

"you oe me 300 dollars puta" HAHAHA tarantino is fucking god.

[panicattack9]

I Tell This Joke Everywhere I Go.

[karimme]

dick glass dick glass dick glass hahaha

[NNHH3]

he is hilarious in this scene

[moviegeek17]

this is frickin hilarious

[54spiritedwill54]

Quentin Tarantino is king wow ...

[RuBiLoCiTa]

"Him too" Haha... Tarantino is great!

[r0man0v]

the best of tarintino is his dialogue!!!

[thesaint211]

I f*ckin love Quentin's laugh. It's awsome. He looks super cool in this video. 'Me and Bucco, we go way back." "Bucho." "Him too." LOL.

[andreasolympiacos]

Very good "joke". It can teach many things...