Cavan Man and his Ford Escort

[DJEMMEY25]

Armagh accent?? If this isn't a Cavan accent "which I am very sure it is" it's a Fermanagh or Monaghan accent then. It sounds like the accent you will hear on the Cavan,Monaghan border near Cootehill and Shercock but what ever accent it is it's far from an Armagh lol

[inisboy1]

its south armagh accent prob crossmaglen

[pjharnett]

I have to agree with "Mountnugent" 1949 - I reckon Cavan Man is from Mountnugent.

He sounds like a cross between Gerry Smith (from the garage) and Ian McEnroe.

[1irishmick]

THIS WAS DONE BY A FELLA FROM FERMANAGH

[dudeofdublin]

its fuckin time for tay

[JamesM8618]

I could understand this perfectly cos im a Cavan man myself xD

[ILoveFriendlyFires]

I looked round to give him the shlapp

[myscene2010]

That's a strong Slane accent!!! Classic!

[Yashin9109]

He's the most unfortunate sod to ever walk the earth!!!

[ThePetrolhead94]

i have dis on me phone 3 year and i still dont fully understand it

[currymelawd]

drinkin fuckin tae! :L love this vid!

[MMCI14]

thats a south monaghan accent

[thebeast2033]

im from cavan we dont sound liek that heyyy

[quintus91]

@thebeast2033 ya do

[CHRISWALSHE]

the viper?

[mountnugent1949]

de lad who made it is from mountnugent in cavan

[Dizkodude]

its defo a cavan accent!

[JadeLaunders]

AND SURRE BE JAYSUS - GAVE ME AN OGES LUMP ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING MOUTH

[ardeestephen100]

It sounds like a Louth Village accent

[Jaas67]

Be the holy jaysus

[emzermcc]

There is a few culchies in Louth that sound like that but it is not a normal Louth accent

[spudciaran]

Hahahahaha

[Shaunnporejemplo]

i fuckin love this hahahah schlap!!!

[ruairimcgivern]

Armagh city and south Armagh accents are miles apart. The border county accents are very strong. This sounds very like South Armagh, but it is very similar to a Cavan accent.

[MonaghanMan3000]

CYAAAAARRRRR!!!

[islandozzy]

...this is a fair honest stab at a Cavan accent, though i can hear some shades of Monaghan coming through? close but no cigar on this occassion :)

[2580aries]

ROFL at the end

[SuperHello1211]

Cavan Ledgend it is a cavan accent where i come from which is the Killdallan Drumlane Templeport area. So it is a cavan accent and is SAVAGE!!! one at that!!! AND THATS COMING FROM A CAVAN PERSON not Louth or Armagh!!!!

[HomebrandMusic01]

Cavaners are foc'in' fonny bejaayziz! My girlfriends from Cyaavin. she's a riot!

[LeGrondeur]

"... and who was it but the fockin' cuntin' bastard councils!" HAHAHAH! YES! I love this.

[NeonWar1]

CIAAAAAAARRRR

[cavanledgend]

cavan accent my arse

[sluggerotoole1806]

Your in Caaavan now so ya are!

[Conor552]

Gotta agree with you's all. Its not a Cavan accent. That audio file I got it from was name "Cavan Man" so I left it at that. More of a Louth accent to my ears.

[buffaway]

its more louth / south armagh. that done the rounds around south armagh on phones a few years ago.

[DJEMMEY25]

how could it sound like a louth/armagh accent! both counties are miles apart! saying it sounds like a louth/south armagh accents is stupit because armagh has a pure north of ireland accent and louth has more of a meath cavan accent. i know people in cavan who talk like this. you will hear this accent depending on what part of cavan your in

[vetstu]

You are talking shit djemmy. North Louth/S.Armagh are indistinguishable, just like North Monaghan/South Fermanagh accent. They run into each other

[DJEMMEY25]

lol your the one talking shit through your arse

[vetstu]

Great comeback. Must have took yiou ages to come up with that one. You must be some eejit to think that if you cross an imaginary line at the border that the accent changes. Even the Northern accent is different depending where you go so there is no pure north of Ireland accent. Also you don't seem capable of capitalisation of letters. Shows how intelligent you are!

[DJEMMEY25]

i didnt say that accents change once u cross the border line ya dumb ass mother fucker! all i said was that the louth and armagh accents are way different from each other. i no what the armagh accent is like cause i have relations up there and my brother's wife is from armagh 2. i also worked in louth and both accents sound nothing alike. u would no that if u visited both places but i guess u having been outside ur own front door so how would u no. stop sending me childish bullshit and grow up!

[vetstu]

I am from the Louth/Armagh/Monaghan border so I think I have heard the accents in question but you can think what you want. It's not really worth fighting with someone who can't use capital letters.

[DJEMMEY25]

"It's not really worth fighting with someone who can't use capital letters" talk about making a good come back lol keep trying kid! i can use capital letters, but why bother using them on this now fuck off with yourself and stop writing stupid stuff to me. i wont even waste my time reading your next dumb comment

[vetstu]

OK, no bother

[emmettb777]

nt cavan neway im frm cavan myself

[Bellingham1997]

thats Louth for fucks sake, get it right.

[peetellu]

sounds a bit louth to me

[peetellu]

the fucking cuntin bastardin councils in a bastardin lorry drinking fuckin tay lol

[Byrnos111]

surely its not real?

[100ESYSTEMS]

that is a cavan accent tru and tru

[swissnor]

That is a Cavan accent.

[Stevenbfg]

thats not a cavan accent and I would know because I am from cavan

[MrSnozberry]

Thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard..Just behind "Magical Bike Ride"..Check it out!!Priceless,god bless who ever made this...

[dime636]

sounds like a castleblayney (monaghan) accent!!!

[ruairimcgivern]

Defo not a man from Cavan. That's a Crossmaglen accent if ever I heard one, or somewhere in South Armagh.

Now Good luck!!!!!!

[weelysol]

Great to hear this again. Did anyone ever hear the other one with the same man who phoned in and was complaining about how he had to drive his daughter to the vet in Ashbourne and was run off the road into a ditch by a lorry...it was even funnier.

[Conor552]

Ah remember that one now... Heard it ages ago, funny stuff! I'll have a look around for it

[ROBBOGER]

@Conor552 havent heard this ages great to make u laugh the other one is funnier did u have any luck findin it id love to hear it again

[Conor552]

@ROBBOGER I forgot all about it. I found it a few months ago. I'll upload it over the weekend and put the link in the description of this video or add it as a response. Very funny clip!

[DJEMMEY25]

is that video on youtube, whats it called

[celticsgreatestfan]

@weelysol.....do you know wat that one your talking about is called.

[Smalldene1]

Not a great fan of Cavan

[DJEMMEY25]

if you're not a fan of cavan then don't look up videos of cavan on youtube! retard

[tonz77]

God bless Cavan and all who dwell within!

[swissnor]

Lekker vid.

[xaimeeoreillyx]

i agree with F1addict09 i love living in cavan too !!!!

[sarakellaghan1989]

i turned round to give him a shhhlap

[peetellu]

im laughing

[davidnavancavan]

tay in a mug......

[peetellu]

drinkin tay!!!! they were!!!

[F1addict09]

I LOVE LIVING IN CAVAN :D

[electrojones]

Is this a real language?

/Kidding

[mill6771]

lmao lol total class haha

[waynethecelt]

CLASS!

[martykd]

This is absolutely hilarious! Who punches him in the jaw before he hits the pothole?

[ja555cd]

a "gasan"

its irish for boy

but is still used commonly in the north

[hanavak]

the garsuin (boy)

[senomad]

LOL

[amyf180]

a trew cavan accent........love it

[cormthechippy]

love the present tense stuff ..."and i come to the cross, and when i come to it..." brilliant

[cece31x0]

im frumm cavan...he kinda sounds like mi dadz frend ha! x

[HayShoeX]

hardly

[xbananapokerdotcomx]

ah now thats not real we dnt sound like that!

[HayShoeX]

ye tis haha

[maryalexandria]

12 fellas in a lorry?

Drinking only "tay"?

At 9 in the morning?

Nah, that isn't Cavan.

That's Monaghan!!

[OxCathyOx]

am frm monaghan

[VonVoltage]

No thank you. I laughed my ass off at this.

[derv39]

sounds like a typical thick cavan man

[DJEMMEY25]

^^^^^^^^where are you from dick head! scumbag Avenue of knackers Vill?? lol

[GallantJohnJoe]

...and you sound like a typical thick canadian !

[derv39]

watch come to navan and cavan by tommy tiernan and you will understand

[smurffette1980]

have u any more cavan man stuff??? its fuckin hillarious

[derv39]

living in a better country you stupid thick cunt

[Kwcov]

Cavan family - this sounds, mostly, like my cousin. Tis funny!!!

[54spiritedwill54]

That is a Fuckin scream...How do I get this on me mobile?

[gceltic08]

hilarious ssstufff :)

[culchie82]

Come off it, people from Cavan don't talk like this......... apart from when their talking about sheep dip and GAA.

[larryoloai]

Who or what gave him a box in the jaw...couldn't make it out?

[hbky2j1992]

his son

[larryoloai]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[pf126p]

"Wide" tires? 135?! That's what a FIAT 500/126 or a Citroen 2CV takes. That's 5 1/3 inches wide. You can't even get them that narrow in the US, save for a compact spare. xD

[DJEMMEY25]

i think your looking away too much into this lol its just a made up joke :)

[pf126p]

I couldn't understand much else, lol. xD

[morninglory112]

haha!

[jfitzy]

your in fuckin CAVAN now so ya are!

[killygarryguru]

B R  I L L I A N T S H T U F F!!

[mossy121c]

"and i turned round ta give him the slap!" hahaha

[judetony]

Great stuff!

[kfarr06]

ders more of these cultchy recording der fuckin hilarious!!! is der any videos for them on youtube can any1 tell me??

[DJEMMEY25]

have you seen come to cavan and theres come to kells very funny

[gceltic08]

is there any other videos like this on utube? they are hilarious!

[DJEMMEY25]

yeah theres plenty you just have to fine them lol

[gceltic08]

aw but i cant! can you tell me the name of some videos that are as good as dis1?plzzz :)

[DJEMMEY25]

check out "come to cavan" and "come to kells" there good too. "Buying a Car: An Idiot's Guide" and "Dirteen Days" are all so good!

[Elevationary]

its a pity they dont use the same tags so that they will be easy to find

[kfarr06]

lol yeah seen dem but ders more of these guys talkin!! its meant to be a radio station!! in dat 1 ur man rang in2 to complain about the council!!

[cormacmypuddy]

bloody brilliant.how did he not lose it!!!!!!

[OnAMatOfPeas]

..im just not too sure!

Jeeeeeeeeeese he sounds like my cousin! haha

Gewon d Cavan!

[Shanecorby]

He really crashed cos i was giving him head

[wicklowmania]

yes you fuckn do.. fuckn culchy! ;)

[synissexy]

KNACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quintus91]

dipperpride

[seanieSkintown]

That is a Fuckin scream...How do I get this on me mobile?

[DJEMMEY25]

some people in Cavan might talk like this but only older people and farmers and there is'nt that many pot holes around Co.Cavan so don't be afraid of visiting us! we dont bite... lol. I'm a Bailieborough man meself, its a good town to come to if your into fishing and to go for afew pints afterwards but stay away from the Bailie if you dont want to die! Cootehill is the biggest shit hope in Co.Cavan a good town if looking for a fight....and it's full of drugs!

[rocon86]

Am from B'Boro 2.

[feeneysh]

I live bout 3 mile from the cavan border in meath, and trust me there's a lot of lads from mountnugent that talk like that

[DJEMMEY25]

they might talk like that up there because its a backward shit hole but not all people talk like this in cavan.

[Elevationary]

yeah i know,one of my sisters is going with one of them,and they are fuckin lunatics!!,they must be running out of space in the asylum.

[GallantJohnJoe]

,..and a lot of lads from Meath talk like this too... especially from Nobber !

[ratedtriplex]

thumbs down. sorry ass car too

[nzcalling]

Fuckin good allright.

[gordonbennet]

classic!

[knickie07]

havent heard this one since the old shop... nice one!! LOL

[digitalpaddy]

Deadly fuckin brilliant.........

[quintus91]

Fuckin mint!!!!!

[moty78]

Good Luck!