Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant - Steven Hawking

[vladimirvputinstein]

i still think steve is by far funnier than ricky, ricky can just handle TV better

[unbound1978]

Wow. Wheatley from Portal 2 is tall!

[DarthSpringsteen]

description says 2003, but apparently they've had a great 2004??

[ThePussycats3]

Noel Gallacher couldn't leave his glass at the table while presenting an award for 5 mins? Really? Drink prolem?

[yarrkaplarr]

despite all the other laughs around the room i was still able to distinctly hear Jimmy Carr...

[FutureAbe]

noel gallagher and ricky gervais in the same thing!! i love it

[gringolazlo]

fucking adverts that you cant skip after 5 seconds....

[potatojoe1]

OH MY GOD IT'S OEL GALLAGHER AND MERCHANT MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER

[kamacost]

This sounds like they used a laugh track so hard! creepy

[mat778]

These awards seem so much more laidback, and much less uptight than the American ones.

[GameKingMartin]

how tall is steven?

[shidoink]

@GameKingMartin damn tall. like 6 foot 7. sorry about my americanness.

[preemptivestrike20]

@shidoink Don't you dare apologize for being an American you fucking masochistic little shit. Gtfo.

[shidoink]

@preemptivestrike20 right. you remember what you said to me next time someone says something about the insensitive, or the rude, or the crude americans.

[preemptivestrike20]

@shidoink The US is ranked #1 most charitable country. I'm from ny, the rudest place in America. That gives me a free pass to tell you to fuck yourself. Never apologize for being born in this country. And if you don't take my advice, move somewhere else. We don't need self hating masochistic shits taking this country for granted. Go live in Europe. You can have anti-American tea parties and let Frenchmen fuck you in the ass; to make up for the fact that you were born an American.

[hkrobin]

@GameKingMartin 6"7'

[downunderdemocrat]

That blokes damn tall for a pom.

[biglawso]

Steven Merchant Tall Justin!!!!

[hoyit]

This is the complete OPPOSITE of an American audience.

[maroonoasis]

@hoyit uhh sure.

[scullface456]

@Haitham76ag what do you mean? How were we annoyed by Ricky as a whole?

[Haitham76ag]

I really can't understand why the Americans were annoyed from Ricky!!! Well, because THEY are stupid.

[poppanna]

See, England understands Ricky Gervais. Now, is that so hard, America?

[liliputmace18]

Ricky Gervais 10 years ago when he was still a fat bloke was FUNNY..., 10 years later and a fit bloke he's NOT funny anymore!!

[2014gaga]

@liliputmace18 boo hes still funny

[ellenmeilee]

He's not so tall. My Grandad was way taller.

[downunderdemocrat]

@ellenmeilee for a Brit he's tall.

[ellenmeilee]

@downunderdemocrat

You say that but my British milkman is tall. And he delivers on bank holidays.

[leeboi222]

@downunderdemocrat We're not small people :) I'm 6'3" and there's a looooot of people taller than me around where I live, us young 'uns are built big now :D

[6NoHope9]

@downunderdemocrat

Most british people are tall... i'm british, and i'm 5'10 and i'm small in my area, about 70% of people are taller than me.

[bensimps123]

@downunderdemocrat british people are as tall as other countrys..so your talking shit

[TheMattDudley]

@downunderdemocrat I'm 6ft 6 and English, and I know lots of people the same height or taller than me, so dont make up stupid stereotypes about us being short.

[downunderdemocrat]

@TheMattDudley im 6'5. Look the majority of you Brits / poms are short research it yourself and see. Look up average height of British male.

You are not all over 6 feet tall mate.

[TheMattDudley]

@downunderdemocrat The average height of a British male is the same an Australian male (assuming you're Australian) so yeah, Stephen is tall for a Brit, but he would be tall anywhere wlse on Earth aswell.

[llpalm08]

@downunderdemocrat Im a 6ft brit and I can usually see over most people when im in a croud so we are quite short in general but what youve got to remember is that most Auzzies originated from Brits.

[0xenStr]

@ellenmeilee He is very tall, he's 6'7"

[spanishax]

Steven Merchant! :D



[paz2001]

Merchant is fucking tall o.o

[Tilaron]

Stephen*.

[ChrisMcann182]

i can't help but think stephen is just ricky's mate that he brings along to eveything lol

[sgBT182]

cant tell if ricky is a dwarf or stephen is a giant..

[Tilaron]

@sgBT182 Stephen is 6'7 and Ricky is .. a short fat bloke kinda height.

[sollge]

lol 2004

[shiftshaper1]

It would've been niced if they actually spelled Stephen Merchant's name right.

[Sexalize]

1:18 omg them fellas from green wing D';

[solitarywanderer]

Nice tits @ 2:14

[brighton8002]

let me guess the 61 dislikes are people in wheelchairs.

[84snide]

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire.

[StrongBadSE]

Let's do some business with the bananas!

[ShadowEagle0]

Steven doesn't seem too happy to be there xD

[calumstarkey]

Noel Gallagher's reaction to the high-five is brilliant!

[vikfk]

Brits: they ruled the world for a reason.

[quasar953]

Lol Ricky is 5 ft 7 in and Steven is 6 ft 7 in XD

[gbjwal1]

Material, charisma, timing. Genius. If you don't get Ricky by now, you never will. Watch a tv show like 'when the whistle blows' and laugh your simple mind off.

[FATKEV1978]

At their best.

[ShelfsideYido89]

can you imagine going for a drink with Ricky Gervais and Noel Gallagher?

[simpleearthling]

@ShelfsideYido89 yes if you live in dream world ,,it wont happen ,, especially for someone as dilussional as you

[mauricemoss89]

@simpleearthling you're a bit of a dick aren't you?

[simpleearthling]

@mauricemoss89 excuse me i,m a total dick and dont you forget it

[Pilki04]

@ShelfsideYido89 must be just awesome

[Terraforman]

@ShelfsideYido89 That would make my life

[moi1st93]

pffft why? LOLLLL

[rageagainstmonica]

Steve back in his bow tie at last.

[Buffalo4Ever78]

wow love these guys but a little over the top with the laugh track

[thisiszara]

@Buffalo4Ever78 Pretty sure that's not a laugh track. They're just THAT funny.

[Buffalo4Ever78]

@thisiszara really though at 2:14 that crowd is not laughing THAT hard

[zeromant80]

Ricky and Steven are the 'Paul and John' of the comedy.

[skilledtrailers]

Now that is a hell of an acceptance speech. Seriously, top marks.

[sparkyinbath]

Gervais is sooooooo much funnier here than he was at last years globes.

[peterbirkemose]

Announcer says: "They've had a great 2004..." and the title says 2003 British comedy awards?

[havering3]

I would love to see a collaboration between Tom Stoppard and Noel Gallagher.

[timothyfleet]

steve is a giant!

[Harpomarx1459]

OMGOMGOMG STEVE IS TALL

[Smallville357]

thats NOEL GALLAGHER! HOLY CRAP. hes my favourite gallagher hahahaha he actually smiles and he loves The Smiths and ISNT dick haha

[Harpomarx1459]

@Smallville357 OMG ikr? That's just British people for ya...

[Smallville357]

@Harpomarx1459

hahaha. sorry. im just excited to see him. i didnt have him pegged as an awards ceremony kinda guy :) haha

[cavsman6]

naaaaar

[europachef]

the english are a bit "crazy" but there's no denying that their comedy and humour is epic! (:

[dollcakes]

@ TommYYZ do Americans know where London is?

[JayEmCee2011]

Ricky Gervais And Steven Merchant, Least Funny Duo EVER.

[TheSaintAza]

@JayEmCee2011 Your ginger so you already fail at life.

[BirlockT1]

Noel looks really drunk and high :)

[arsenaljsutliffuk]

@BirlockT1 I'd more concerned if he wasn't lol.

[janesays218]

love these guys but the can laughs ruin this!

[mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe]

they are complete opposites and its hilarious! Steven is tall and skinny and ricky is short and fat XD

[sparkyinbath]

This is a class act. Ricky is brilliant here. This is 10 times the performance he gave at the Golden Globes which was shabby, amateur and mean spirited in comparison.

[TF2salad]

R.I.P Wheatley :(

[Truthforfreedom1]

An athiest wishing everyone a merry christmas...traitor!

[whitepanther84]

@Truthforfreedom1 i'm atheist, at least that's the best explanation I have for what i 'believe' but I fucking love Christmas, a time for family, reflection and shitloads of food. God bless Jesus and those lads with the sheep!

[Fromundra]

Wossy's jacket was epic.

[linkpwns13]

I'd run up and hug them both in a heartbeat :3

[Hoot831]

This is why British shit is so much better. Look how drunk everyone is their lol. It's a massive fucking party

[martinwilliamrandall]

Jonathen Ross looks a right cunt. Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant genius!

[danutcase66]

Noel Gallagher's lovin it. He cracks up after Ricky and Steve highfive.

[carterupm]

Sheer genius!! Gervais rocks!!

[MrBeagrie07]

Merchants face is priceless lol

[neilwilson557]

ricky gervais and noel gallagher! thats awesome

[GrislyDragon]

i hate how everybody knows Steven merchant for doing the voice in wheatley. We get the point.

[XODTUBE]

just look at noel holding the wine

[MrJammydodger1995]

the producer is a legend. it take a real man to be able to accept and have a laugh about a bad disability

[GreatWhiteBrow]

@MrJammydodger1995 If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

[Emerald1234S]

@MrJammydodger1995 this comment is exceedingly gay

[Trudde1337]

Put that right in the fucking bin, piece of plastic bollocks

[FrankSlade1983]

@Trudde1337

LOL - i just watched the clip of him putting it in the bin, then stumbled across this clip of him accepting the award. Hilarious :D

[RawjerLee]

Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant, AND Noel Gallagher.

Oh, is that Jonathan Ross in the back? Right.

[notat22]

Fucking adverts

[efcdom1878]

@notat22 Download an adblocker.

[jpjames1]

@notat22 yeh thats fucking google for ya

[laurence265]

shiney faces

[BadAssVampires1]

He is a loser, Not funny.

[frenchpet]

Dat canned laughter holy shit it's loud.

[Cuntfinger]

He's uncomfortable as fuck. Still got a bigger pay cheque than me :(

[QuikDJ]

- Maybe thank the BBC?

- We're on a proper channel now...

Such a brilliant duo!!

[iliveon]

@QuikDJ I didn't get that joke. Help me out :)

[googleboughtmee]

christ this advert never ends

[cheezymouseful]

GODDAMN STEVEN IS A BEAST!!

[edsherojay23]

0:01

[edsherojay23]

0:00

[tinabeaner004]

considering removing my comment because this hipsters feel the need to make it known to me that they knew of stephen merchant before portal. good for you.

[JakeMan06]

@tinabeaner004 you want to remove your own comment because its become popular and you think the people who liked it are being pretentious. Then you subtly make it known that you knew of Merchant before Portal. You are the ultimate hipster! Go wear an ironic t-shirt in when you get your coffee at starbucks. Cheers

[tinabeaner004]

@JakeMan06 i'm saying i had heard of him. but have never heard his voice. also, i want to remove my comment not because of the "popularity" but because of the people that respond to me. its just getting annoying. that's all. ughh.

[JakeMan06]

@tinabeaner004 hahah oh like myself? fair enough that would get old

[tinabeaner004]

@JakeMan06 well then thanks for understanding. xD ps, i'm not a hipster. ;)

[JakeMan06]

@tinabeaner004 hahaha i believe you, take care

[ColdShaunUK]

Stop with all the Portal 2 references, it's a crap game, end of.

[tinabeaner004]

@ColdShaunUK ummmwhoawhoawhoa. crap game?!?!? are you from mars? that game is fricking amazing. also, i knew of stephen merchant before this, but i watched this after i played it and it just seemed weird. hence the wheatley comment. but sheesh.

[stewk26]

@ColdShaunUK with respect..you are totally wrong

[GeorgeDaPunk]

Theyre caped in sweat :L

[sparkyinbath]

'Tom Stoppard and Noel Gallagher together at last!.' Thats fucking funny. It's a shame he wasn't like this at the golden globes.

[bendog205]

what type of contraception does Steven Hawkings use?

Norton

[uptightkid]

Love Noel's reaction to the crack about the 'producer's input'.

[DenClose]

evil and great.

[20SAULiO91]

Noely Noely!

[whitesebi]

Noelly G, what you doin' mate

[TommYYZ]

Here is a great example of how lame the US is. Ricky is MAKING FUN of a guy in a wheel chair, and it is funny. If he did that on good morning America we would invade London.

[kid08024897]

@TommYYZ Chill out, you tight arse c*nt

[TommYYZ]

@kid08024897 Hey kid, read my quote again because it is obvious you just scaned it then started to spew your hatred. I will translate my quote so it is easier for you to understand. "Here in the US we are so politically correct we can't have fun anymore, but in England a guy can make fun of a guy in a wheelchair and everyone laughs, even the guy in the wheelchair...wow I wish we were as laid back as England." I believe you are the one who needs to losen up your hole.

[xB2KxRiiTz]

@TommYYZ Thats honestly not true just depends on the character of the person thier country of origin has nothing to do with that.

[TommYYZ]

@xB2KxRiiTz Wrong.

[MsAlternativexxx]

@TommYYZ Why just London?...

[TommYYZ]

@MsAlternativexxx You are right, the US does not hold back with its invasions/occupations. I stand corrected.

[BlackPheonix81]

@TommYYZ Good Morning America and the British COMEDY Awards are a bit different though? :)

[TommYYZ]

@BlackPheonix81 Both make me laugh.

[grisflyt]

@BlackPheonix81 No more different than British Comedy Awards and the Golden Globe Awards.

[mixindave1]

@TommYYZ and your marines would get stuck in the sandy beaches

[Nafysatnaf]

@TommYYZ

i think Mr. hawking can live with being made fun of.

[TommYYZ]

@Nafysatnaf Thanks Mr. Missedthepoint.

[teggart123]

@TommYYZ hahaha fuk off

[drummerhere]

@TommYYZ lmfao "We would invade London..."

[ianp762]

@TommYYZ bit of a stupid thing to say

[TommYYZ]

@ianp762 That has the higest rated quote? That was a bit of a misguided thing to say.

[syntetiskso]

@TommYYZ zzzz boring bastard

[TommYYZ]

@syntetiskso Hey everyone!!! Look at me!!! I think this is boring!!! SO I am going to post about it!!! HUrrray!!!

[Harpomarx1459]

@TommYYZ * marks as spam *

[TommYYZ]

@Harpomarx1459 * marks as Spaz *

[Harpomarx1459]

@TommYYZ .3.

[DonRMB]

@TommYYZ America is NEVER going to Invade London because....... There's NO OIL in London! ; )

[emilylolcoates]

i love how steve is quieter because he's too tall to reach the microphone xD



[moofassa22]

Wheatley is freaking huge!

[smokingguhy]

To be able to make fun of a persons' disability with taste, is the sign of pure talent. Cheers!

[maliknant]

Who's the woman in the audience wearing the blue dress? Phwoar!

[Wilmofilms]

Ricky is the best in Improvisation. I have never seen anybody like that.

[msbloweverythingup]

Shit! Stevens a GIANT! Id like to see steven standing next to richard hammond (Theres an added bounus in that richards OLDER than steven!

[kamyou70]

didnt they put that award in bin??

[DecepticonDevastator]

"They told me if i EVER get an Comedy Award, i would DIE!"

[DerDudeInShanghai]

I'm in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaace!

[Randomidus]

XD Stephen is obscenely tall.

[SICKHEADCENTRAL]

what the fuck was ross wearing

[kpsnnf]

@SICKHEADCENTRAL dodgy trousers.. he wore a worse pair every year

[NiTr091]

whose the band behind them?

[CrispyCrustyStain]

@NiTr091 oasis well one of the gallagher's from them anyway

[94samboy]

where is karl :(

[Butteryjam]

@94samboy He wasn't that famous at the time and hates being seen in public so he would have refused to go, plus he had no involvment in the show.

[piero101]

1:36 Lucy Davis is the most gorgeous woman in the world!

[MrLazyEyes]

Martin FREEEEEEMMMMAAANNNN!

[shababsta]

FUKIN 30 SECOND ADVERT AND NO OPTION TO SKIP OMFG