Jerry Seinfeld on How to Make Kids Laugh

[DakotaY24]

Obviously he's probably refering to his sons, who probably just took a bath and were hiding to surprise him when he opened the closet. Come on... little kids do strange and silly stuff like this all the time. I did. Why? It's funny when you're six. Then ten years latter you're thinking back and say, wooo, that was so weird of me!!

[johnny888777]

wow that was fucking weird lol

[SterlingUndem]

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[SlapstickCoyote]

Naked kids on your garment bed, pink shirt... sounds a bit queer, Jerry

[DakotaY24]

@SlapstickCoyote: His shirt isn't Pink, it's salmon.

[SlapstickCoyote]

@DakotaY24 before or fter its deep fried

[TheNinjaBitchez]

"the kid, squirts the other kid in the face.... with the water! with... water o_O"

[BandakaKush]

Hold up Jerry... naked kids in your closet?

[Kelter82]

This is like people talking about their pets and how cute they are.... nobody cares but them.

[funktapus]

Of course its a weird video. He's explaining funny things that his family does in private. I'm pretty sure all of our families did some pretty weird shit, but that's what makes families great.

[Eridani85]

Ok i sed it before and I'l say it again its the Caesar sindrome again ... everytime some guy is allot better then average people ... those people start pointing their average thingers at him and start looking for faults .... Its nothing much just a f ugly side of human nature .....

Jerry Seinfeld = probably the best psychologist in the world ...thats just imao

[MrFrodo1066]

so he keeps naked kids in his closet too?

[clamantuanguyan]

i'd assume he's talking about his own kids. how's that weird?

[giugnhgbvinierngvb89]

HE has a rabbit smile

[bulletman100]

very weird video

[supermario64777]

lol, wait what?.....

[Gustreznor]

"two kids were in my closet last night, naked...".

Two of HIS kids....anyone that watches the video and does not get that is just as stupid as those bashing him for it.

He is talking about HIS kids and what he does to play with HIS kids .....so I pretty much still think that anyone bashing the guy is a moron, unloved bitch...

[mediumdensityfibre1]

Fuck you, Lloyds TSB advert. Just clicked off four successive videos with your nonsense tacked on the front. I refuse to watch you!

[BabmerChan]

Two kids were naked in his closet?

[guitarguy940]

why isn't the subway moving?

[madeincanada29]

The ONLY thing that I think is weird about this is that he consistently says "kid", the one "kid" does this, the other "kid" does this. At no point does he refer to any of them as my son, my daughter, etc.

"Last night there were two naked kids in my closet"

Wouldn't most people say:

"Last night my son and daughter were in my closet naked"

"Last night my two boys were naked in my closet"

Does anyone know what I mean?

(And yes I'm a parent of two children)

[spaceoreo]

@madeincanada29 He's going to great pains not to mention their names. That's pretty much it. What's more important is that Jerry Seinfeld spends time playing games with his kids. Which should be no surprise, given that he's extremely wealthy and has the luxury of time up his sleeve. Some celebrities parade their offspring, some do not like referring to their children at all, in an effort to keep their childhoods normal and private. It may sound clunky, but that's what's happening here

[OriginalOrigins]

if you dnt have kids you would think thats weird but, ah who do think is gonna give em ah bath only mommy

[Gustreznor]

I bet all u dumb aholes bashing the guy and comparing him to MJ, don't have and will naver have kids, and if u do I'm sorry for them, cuz they'll have some boring dumb gas pumpers for parents.

There's nothing weird, strange or awkward about playing with your own sons and get in their world for a bit, I bet his kids will turn out just fine, unlike all of you unloved bitches from dis functional families.

[mythrilite]

@Gustreznor

I understand what you're saying but I think they're all making these comments because Jerry isn't referring the kids as "his" kids. He's talking about them as if they are just some random kids. "...two kids were in my closet last night, naked...".

[nismogtp]

MJ juice

[HLJokerRP]

These comments... Are makin me- LAUGH! He's a crazy Jew father with naked children. It's not suggestive, not even the squirting-the-toy motion. Very G rated.

[tekubus]

he seems to spend a lot of time with naked kids.

[AttunedFlux]

I know i should be an adult and not take notice of how many times he mentions naked children in this video, but i cant.

[AnotherSchmoe]

This video is awkward. Jerry looked like he felt really weird answering these questions too lol, like "oh gosh I hope they don't air this anywhere". And yes people I'm sure he's talking about HIS kids, not some random naked kids in his closet. =P

[BIGRyDaH24]

the kid that is flying over squirts the other kid in the face....weeell.. thaat's...perfectly normal! anything new? nah i'm kidding seinfeld's awesome but that's funny as hell :D

[GeraldProductions80]

people relax he's a father and he is sharing how he bonds with them...shit he really didnt need to tell anyone but he did.

[crusher1427]

Hey kids what's up with home work ? You're not working on your home loool

[dylbro94]

what the fuck

[juhalanta456]

perv

[cjf93]

Lol this is funny shit.

[TheBigDickInYourAss]

what. the. fuck.

[walker10109]

@TheBigDickInYourAss agreed

[VegardMinde]

What a pervert !

[crayola313]

@VegardMinde hes funny but....

[shanquilla562]

@VegardMinde Perverted jew bastard

[m33lad]

wow he got so sold!!

[elpoptart]

I hope there's a "His" missing from the title

[john4magic]

Excused me my ignorance....

[Niqq8]

NOTITpoptart i thought so too at first but i'm pretty sure he is talking about his children not just some random kids naked.

[Colligegraduit]

I guess that would be funny to someone still in their mother's vagina

[NOTITpopart]

is this not weird to anyone else?

[MipoFilms]

@NOTITpopart ya im felling the same thing little pedophile

[sonofjay817]

@NOTITpopart Ok...I was all geared up to give you a speech on how, in our present twisted society, normal things are now viewed through the lens of perversity. But after watching that, yeah, I'm with ya. That was weird.

[meriprem]

@NOTITpopart  - yes, it is.

And also a little scarry this intellectual miniature is

raising children......

[arrghgarry]

That was not funny ,looks like he needs larry david

[darraghtank]

if i wasnt so lazy i'd edit this to make him sound like a pedo

[aha45]

@darraghtank

DO IT

[arrghgarry]

you don`t neesd to edit it ,he wasbn`t funny at all ,though he was trying ,or maybe he wasn`t

[ps1777]

love jerry seinfeld the best guy ever

[shelaughs]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...

You did NOT make up, "Butt-Crack-Juice".

I did.

I beed usin' it fer years.

Of course, that means I have unfortunately had too many opportunities to use the phrase.

(sigh) Don't ask...

[newyorkeastside]

I LOVE JERRY!

[cartonhead]

how do you get 7 thumbs down ? I thought is what 6 max !

[Neodark10]

damn do you know how rich this guy is? huge millionaire..

[6663000]

I bet he is the best father ever.

[68david09]

I think they're his kids, but, make what you will of it.

[newyorkeastside]

where is that old subway car at? very cool

[SuproAmps]

Maybe Michael Jackson spent the night. LOL! JK...I shouldn't make those kinds of jokes right now.

[YagamiLightoo78]

@SuproAmps LMFAO!!!!

[vascoman123]

....... ha ha?

[nessnomar]

NOW I watched the entire playlist!

[MissNobody]

Jerry, this and Bee Movie convinces me that you're much better at entertaining adults than at amusing and being funny for kids. Good thing Shari Lewis never had YOU on!

[Clickie13]

Agreed!

Bee Movie!??