Cooking With Dave! (Pure Pwnage)

[mayflower520]

"Retard" was censored but "fucking" wasn't. It's good to know some people have their priorities straight. :)

[Youjustgotsnip3d]

Epic Meal Time was a student of Dave.

[dominiccss]

I have a Dave t-shirt. Hell yeah!

[redzor812]

this recipe is pretty good cause its simple but i would be tempted to go for using shin and or oxtail for the cut of beef so there is more flavour and its cheaper + add some leaks and celery and use just enough water to cover so its not too soupy

[SkiPpEr1561]

Fuck Gordon Ramsay His too Detailed Dave Makes it more easier

[searedice]

I followed this the first time I made stew and it was pretty fucken good.

[yahbud]

love noob stew gonna go make me a pot rite now : ]

[Anthony111213]

It's pretty fucken good

[nhia34]

love the cooking but where's all the girls at Dave? lol the show isnt complete w/o the girls. lol haha

[neon4901]

OMG O.O I- I... Wish I was that Pro.

[nsmilitia]

made this it actually is damn good

[naynay101hotdog]

Dave > God

[phantomkid7]

u should've cut everything up



[ChrisRArendt]

@phantomkid7 real men take life by the horns.

[phantomkid7]

@ChrisRArendt that is true but he could've had more by cuttong everything up but that is what i think but everybody cooks differently

[MrRoofusPadumelon]

@phantomkid7 nope. he is pro at cooking

[9Don4]

he's gay

[MrRoofusPadumelon]

@9Don4 if he was i would bang him no homo

[gralkses]

@9Don4 you're gay

[therockmannumber1]

@9Don4 , hey i was playing tetris and the highest i scored is your mum thousand your sister hundred and your cousin and that was how much i scored that night hahahahahXD ...fag

[9Don4]

@therockmannumber1 leave my family out of the conversation and I let your out of my basement.

[jaesungauzakim]

2 1/2 hr!?!

[milinm]

i just love the music :D

[ministar91]

Those potatoes and carrots looked like bite-sizes.

[TheVittleVlog]

Looks good!

[xChristGHJL]

Lol it's really dawei

[skateboarding118]

aghhhh i wanna eat it so bad im fucking starving!!!

[Metalroxsox]

It's really Dawei

[ProtoType919]

classic :)

[ianwhy12345]

DAVE FTW

[tekj45]

okay noobs! lmao that beef looks guud

[Anmfn54]

He's Pro at Cooking

[kirby4blues]

That stew is pure pwnage.

Dawei 4eva.

[master2873]

lol "It's pretty fuckin good." haha that got me i like how the first Fuck was censored but everything else was like open for discussion liek the uploadwr said "Fuck this im not going to eidt this it would take to long."

[Oblivinit3]

That is really beautiful long live Dave

[iceman2456]

Thats more like soup than stew...

[muodypl2]

ok noobs, we're done here

[Bernice130]

put all the "shits" inside

[blkoolkat]

is he serious?

[teamcrunch]

are u a girl or a boy

[1451tyler]

i made this stew, and it is pretty fuckin good

[DMitsukirules]

ja cuz its da food of pros

[1451tyler]

yep

and its so easy to cook a pro gamer like me can cook it

[DMitsukirules]

hellz ya gamer power!

[1451tyler]

lol

you go on the pp forums?

[DMitsukirules]

i liek made a account but then it wouldnt let me post so ive been there liek once lolz

[1451tyler]

alright.. ^_^

[DMitsukirules]

ima go make a new one and mabey it will lets meh post lol

[1451tyler]

rofl...

well, more like klol

yea, klol

[armysniper615]

hes pro at cooking

[euronm]

hes good at cooking

[dafunnylilaznguy]

this isn't much, watch his Seafood Stir Fry...dat actually looks appetizing!

[padude64]

I use all that this dude uses and I also use old bay seasoning!

[UrVidSuX]

dude the freaking french toast he's cooking at the beginning of this episode, looks sooooo fucking good.

[xoxMegsiexox]

Lmao did he say okay noobs were done here?

xD looks good =]

[GARMAGLAG]

Jarret "the pwnerer" Cale (aka jeremy) sings "i feel like pwning n00bs"

but yeah some day if i have 2 hours to kill imma make this stew

[1451tyler]

no, geoff "kyle" lapaire does

[GARMAGLAG]

you sure about that?

[1451tyler]

yea... why?

[wootoot232]

that shit looks good lawl.

[Thermington1]

who sings these purepwnage songs, is it Geof (AKA- Kyle)? cuz i think he sings "i feel like pwning n00bs".

[ejeap]

Cows!

[nonfatalfonso]

HES PRO @ COOKING! heh teh pwn

[LaughingMage]

I love this song

[dark640]

hes pro at cooking

[ColdAchilles]

wait for the water to come to a boil, then throw all the shit in there ROFL.

[guest58]

lol, i love his apron =]

[datommaster]

why do those carrots look red, in australia carrots are dead set orange, not red O_O"

[leerees]

Dave is mad pro!

[mikeymandem]

lol i have no idea if he knew what he was talkin about or not..

[Elliestar1996]

ok he is weird bt funny

[lautann]

Omg I know where dave is. He's in china town in Toronto i've been there a couple times.

[Kridane]

@lautann Me too

[Hoffmetal]

"its pretty f*cking great!"

[ImperialUSA]

My mate and I made a stew like this the other day, but with chicken. It owned.

[The0ldeKnight]

Haha, great video.

[guest58]

lawl,. he's pro at cooking.. so you guys don't have to tell.. like me.. how it's done. he know what he's doing, remember.. he's pro at cooking..theres a reason why he cut up his food a tiny bitt!

n00bs

[Joshster66]

you live in seattle "dave"

[FLASK4444]

unless ur fk** retarted - LOL BEST QUOTE EVER

[oozt]

LOl hi's not asian... he is pro :P

[thelordofblah]

Is there a difference?

[mlglabamba]

halarious vid, never knew an asian can be so funny

[kuroiwolfchan]

Of corse you have to cook the beef on both sides! -_-

He's good at cooking but...only if he didn't talk a lot.-_-

[kuroiwolfchan]

And look at his apron!

[bartonic777]

this is sad...

[ThatSecondDude]

1 2 3 4... His name is dave so were cooking with dave

[AnticScarab3]

Sounds like it would be pretty good, but I would want to cut that stuff up more.

[guybidkar]

if im see this movie i so hungry

[guest58]

i fucking hate it when these.. these..LOSERS come along and quote this shit like i missed.. it..

stupid heads!

[strangelyoD]

i wanna know how he makes the toast in the beginning of the episode :(

[Noodlez222]

lol, u cant even make toast?! roflmao!

[viet411]

crack like 3-4 eggs on a plate, then soak a piece of bread onto the plates, make sure the bread is soaked on both sides, then fry it on a pan, no oil needed or butter since the bread is already soaked with the egg. fry for like 3-5 minutes, oh and remember to flip the bread so that way its crispy on both sides when you eat it.

[Noodlez222]

im gunna make this in a few days.

[eccer]

Hell, made the stew the other night.. it's pretty fucking great..

[neebean]

I can watch this again and again, it just gets funnier and funnier

[skr1p7k1dd]

i love the new dave

[clarkay42]

i got my greens and i'm cooking with Dave!

so grab your pots and come cooking with Dave!

we're cooking with Dave, he's pro at cooking

you wanna cook, so come cooking with Dave

his name is Dave so we're cooking with Dave

it's really Dawei, he's pro at cooking!

purepwnage is mad good

[goldenblade2002]

snipin u got that all wrong!

gotta love his words

[BloodyandEnchained]

When it's done you wait til this water starts to boil and then you throw all the shit in there XD

[guest58]

Episode no.14 is a great one.

check it out on purepwnage

[1dersrevenge]

lol, seriously idiots guide to cooking. could have used something more creative like beef broth or paprika or something. lol. if thats 'pro' at cooking then I am the Masterer!

[crusher8576]

dave is awesome

[kadetx]

Holy hell, he used a lot of butter.

[nukec]

lawl dawei :D pwnz

[Gabbsmo91]

Any1 tried this?

[zedramer]

lol, only h4xs use microwaves!

[WhiteWolf47]

Hahahaha. ObsessedKevin,nice one.

[ObsessedKevin]

Man, the lyrics really drive deep into you're heart. So much meaning.

[Snipinranga]

1,2,3,4

i got my greens and cookin with dave

so grab ur pots and cook with dave

cookin with dave, hes pro at cookin

I wanna cook, so Im cookin with dave

his name is dave so I cook, his name is dawei

Im pro at cookin

[dafunnylilaznguy]

lmao...dis is probably da first segment where dave is actually funny!

[guest58]

This is really helpful  =] i should try this some time

=]

[biddiexpress]

I can't believe that they bleeped retard, there was some other footage from the ep they cut out from the internet version. besides that, this was hilarious.

"I'm pro at cooking"

[thelordofblah]

I think they wanted it to sound like he was saying "unless you're a fucktard" but he didnt originally say that so they bleeped the begining of it.

[drunknmunky25]

DAVE!

[sonoflar66]

lol dave is ub3r pro liek me if u have xbox live and play halo2 add me to ur xbox frends my gamertag is Son of Lar

[dakrmonk]

his name is dave so wre cooking with dave rofl i love these episodes :D

[Toastercrumbs]

sprittyfugingewd

[Rosvolainen]

"You wait til the water starts to boil and then you throw the shit in there" XD

[DeathSentinals]

"It's pretty fuckin good"

[pwnagemusic]

His name is Dave, and he's pro at cooking.

[IamFEST]

I....WANT....THIS....SONG ON MP3

[thatazndrifter]

lmao i love this vid "i think its so easy even a pro gamer can do it, unless your a retard"