Hard News 04/09/09

[HeroOfLights]

Corey is awesome.

[ihearnoise]

her teeth are rotten Lol

[wtfwtfwtfwhy]

those are braces numb nuts

[ihearnoise]

still looks like shit

[wtfwtfwtfwhy]

definitely not...wait til they come off.

[ihearnoise]

show me the teeth after then

[tuber52]

that and she always looks like she has a cold

[kingnarutorule]

.... I care :(

[PraxxTheMovieman]

I have the game but no way im gonna spend any cash on just more cars ..

[nesstor001]

corey is soo hot when she said "just a little bit"a got turned on

[trippingwithmetal]

corey needs to suck on my weiner

[quavierq]

oooooooooooooooho wow (facepalm)

[deluxedookie]

i hope batman is not in the damn asylum the whole game, i hate games like that one big level.

[Tailsown]

yah shut up Destin i care too! i have midnight club

[YellowStreamStudios]

lol nobody cares about midnight club! (So True!)

[MattTheSpratt]

Wait a minute, I thought Corey had to dye her hair blonde for a month. >_>

[OdyssicNG]

She can't right now, as she is in Metal Gear Ben. So it would be strange if her hair was red one week, and blond the next.

She will do it, but not now.

[90524]

eerrrrmmm...... not creepy at all lol 0.o

[RockCrudo]

New games are not that good like the ones on the NES era.

[jazkat1]

so true my friend, CLASICS 4 LIFE!!!

[DrMlieko]

I actually think it reached its peak at the end of the 16-bit era

and games nowadays have to adapt themselves to a much wider audience

back in the 2D days games were only played by children and nerds

now they are played by almost everyone and therefore they have to be made after the tastes of the masses

[Maztuhmind]

yeah i'm gonna have to disagree on that one. old school games are awesome but, they can also be frustrating as fuck.

[AlexKryocek]

Corey is so cute. Redheads are just really sexy.

[yekforce]

that city of heroes thing reminds me of champions online

[PariahOfTheKOHLM]

City of Heroes came first. It has been out for a while...a long while. So what you mean "That Champions Online thing reminds me of City of Heroes." actually.

[yekforce]

I mean the update. champions was first to say to make your own storyline

[DarkAgility]

I'm playing the new issue 14 on City of Heroes now, and its awesome!

[Quampty]

When is corey going blonde?

It's been awhile now...

[ninjaworshipper]

when is corey going blond?

[MonsterExpert]

Not until like august or september.

[Zer0small]

Cory...will she ever get her braces off?

[stringanime]

It's nice to know that I wont be using the Wii "Perfect shot Gun Casing" for just House of The Dead Overkill. As far as I am concerned, I wouldn't mind a Rail shooter version of every XBOX 360 shooter. Bioshock, Metal Gear Solid, Ghostbusters, even Gear of War in a Time Crisis fashion would be sick!

[captainclayman]

batman looks kickass, but i don't know if they should be hyping the game up that much. hype always leads to bad things.

[FatNinjaVideos]

Like Brawl.

[remarkable350z]

Cory is the perfect woman!

[rufnux]

Whatever floats you boat I guess...

[xCrazyJayx]

Guess why I got hired? XDXDXDXD

[gutterguy720]

agree with Jose.

Midnight Club is da bomb!

[TVoneiro]

Ugh... Is dead space a RAIL SHOOTER?! I think rail shooters are the new "mini games" on the wii right now. Why couldn't they just have it like the original dead space? it worked for resident evil 4??

[kennyvenom]

i agree but maybe as a sequel.I dont wana pay for the same thing ya know?

[GamesPlayer1]

Josè : I care !!

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[IIJazzyII]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ten8d]

damn corey looks sweet oxoxoxojz

[90524]

is there anything dead space which sucks?

ever?

NO!! IT'S TOO AWESOME!!!!!!

dont flame me : (

[BOBOWNAGE]

yah,not many dif creatures

[BaldomeroRococo]

Fuck off, Tom Raider is awesome!

[TimmzyGuy27]

What  sorasnobodiexiii said

[noiXi]

Agreed :P

[ribinaddict]

midnightclub la RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[mustapusta]

Why isn't corey blond yet :(

[DJPaperChaos]

Listen to sidescrollers D: !! PLEASE!! PEOPLE SCREWATTACK IS MORE THEN HARDNEWS AND RANDOM STUFF!! ARRGHHHH >:(!!!

[spikkiv]

are you a G1 :D?

[DJPaperChaos]

yep

[kazumakiry]

I really like Hard news, Scoop, OOTB, and most SC shows, but sidescrollers is the one that I totally ignore.. Sidescrollers just don't entertain me and I don't see it as a must in sc..

Between sidescrollers and gameheroes, I would stick with GH :o

My opinion, don't take too seriously :)

[DJPaperChaos]

oh i didn't mean it like that mate :3 honest..

sorry if i came off a little assholey D:

[kazumakiry]

You did not sound assholey at all ^^ Just

thought it would be healthy to share my opinion on this one.. You know, stand up for those who are big fans of Screwattack in general, but doesn't have any empathy for the Sidescrollers stuff :P

[DJPaperChaos]

^_^ Fair enough

[AgentsRecord]

Perfect Liz > Corey the Tooth Monster

[Raptinox]

lmao

[gameboylad]

you put wrong time its about at 3:35

[joshoemaha]

I wanna do cory in da butt

[crotchman41288]

Corey I'm single. In case you were wondering.

[crammage]

i wanna poop my pants!!

2:38

[IllPropaganda]

@ 1:00, HELL YES!

[crammage]

DEADSPACE WII!!

[sikokiller12]

i cant wait for dead space extraction its gonna be sweet, i love rail shooters for some reason lol

[ssmajoris]

cory makes me hard.

[Hayabusa7l8]

i jizzed when i saw corey

[BladeKing66]

even soft news makes me hard

[Wirld]

I care too! But I still have to buy the game :S

[YovasNY13]

i care too :(

[Sirg17x]

Midnight Club LA is the best racer of this gen in my opinion. I hate track racers because I just never liked being confined to a track. I mean you have this powerful car use it to its full potential. Then you have alot of racing games that just dont hit that sweet spot between realistic and fun. Some make it so realistic its just boreing and a hassle to play while some make it so fake it might as well be the next installment of mario kart. This game deserves these updates.

[davisman93]

ya same here

[elendless]

ewgh that damn fugly girl is there again, i gotta go buy another monitor cuz every thursday another one breaks, i love screwattack and hard news, but DAAAAMN shes fugly

[RealReelTV]

She is getting a tad annoying

[jrwith]

so you're legally blind and have a fuckton of disposable income?

[divalona123]

i care too

[sonicfan5961]

i care about Midnight Club and my name is also Jose. What irony.

[Tophisthebest226]

LOL!!! AWEOSME, and for a wii...the game looks Great...Screw Attacks, Thank YOu :D

[ParagonComics]

I wish every day was Thursday so we could see Corey!

[icerider50]

another good hard news as always

[DrAg0nFiRe]

NEW DIABLO 3 CHARACTER

[jakekemo]

DID SCREW ATTACK EVER PLAY SOULJA BOY

[SuperMetroidMedia]

thats in july.

[SNJKaiJM]

They are going to play him at SGC, pay attention.

[Sirg17x]

Oh and when did they announce this?

[EnrageD420]

Yes actually Jose played SB and his SODOMY clan, apparently they got pwnt and took down his reply....

[mk741]

WHERE IS THE VIDEO EVIDENCE.

That HAD to of been recorded.

[EnrageD420]

naw, Jose did it at home, they talked about it on a episode of sidescrollers

[Tophisthebest226]

HAHA, "Soulja Bitch" (thats how Screw Attack calls them...I preatty much agree with Screw ATTACK) They backed out because Screw Attack was going to play them live at SGC, they got scared so...SCrew ATTACK would have owned them :D

[hanEatsPussy]

Can Midnight Club compete with Burnout Paradise? 'Cause that's what I'm playing at the moment and it's good.

[mk741]

Burnout Paradise is amazing. Best next-gen racer available. It's better than Midnight Club

[Sirg17x]

Eh I wasnt a fan I have midnight club la and midnight club 3 been playin since midnight club 1. Even number 1 which wasnt that in depth was more entertaining than burn out paradises city that just felt bland to me along with unrealistic (more so than mncla) street racing and it just lost me in the first few min because of how it felt like it betrayed the series. Burnout 2 is better than paradise by far. Also what I dont get is the ghost drivers of these cars in paradise.

[TLoZNarutofan]

Now some new DLC "yay!!" for a racing game. *akward silence*

[shadow1854]

tits or gtfo!

[Icedude32]

Midnight Club is awesome

[Asianman8307]

Hard News makes me hard.

[turnitupproductions]

not first!

do i win a prize?

ScrewAttack FTW!

[garamonde]

Midnight Club... yeah, way better than RC Pro-am on the NES.

[MYO101]

Dead Space looks great, probably gonna get this one

[Deth280483]

dead space for the wii looks good... JUST good

[T3L3PROOF]

that last part was racist.

[BlackOut0189]

lol...

[Playstation72]

You're kidding right?

[T3L3PROOF]

no, its even true, Jose is Mexican, and its Midnight Club "LA"

[Playstation72]

It's called racial stereotypes. Telling jokes making fun of stereotypes isn't racist. Not being able to tell the difference between the people and the stereotypes is racist.

[Krisisb0b]

how was it racist? O_o

[T3L3PROOF]

LA= Mexican

Jose= Mexican

[lucaskelly11]

WTF? Was that Kim Beasley?

[tburysux]

JOSE CARES

[BlackOut0189]

Dead Space on the Wii can't look good, it just can't.

[aquakiller8]

lol

[BlackOut0189]

racism is fun, kids! *double thumbs up*

[knop95]

Awesome Hard News....

[ColeDavis94]

whut? i didnt rly get destins first topic cuz hes like "read about the new batman game? well if u believ edios' hype then you shouldnt be" so iek whut if u think it looks good then dont read about it? :S and wtf whyd he say its gunna suck it looks sick

[screwattack]

Worried, not READ.

[ColeDavis94]

ohhhhhhhh XD wow i fail, but yeah i acutelly wasnt sure about whut u said, thanx for clearing it up

[8H2324]

i want dad space on the wii.....hardnews was like aaaaaa 6.7 rate, slow news day

[thigthunk]

who cares about Jose, really? lol

[TKnHappyNess]

Shouldn't Jose be n00bing pwns on CoD?

[OuroborosChoked]

José does not count.

Eff Midnight Club. I'd rather play Burnout Paradise any day.

[Glumglufs]

WTF another rail shooter for the Wii?

[clocksonfire]

Hey corry i thought you had to dye your hair blond!!!

[thebigboss604]

its all explained on their latest episode of sidescrollers

[Spade103XBL]

Oops, i meant Eidos :)

[Spade103XBL]

EA makes a good game? Dear god..

[Crashbroke23]

hmm, corey's not blonde yet...

[littlerudi08043]

it's a shame, I want to fall in love with Batman but, anything that gets this much hype is bound to be a letdown. I mean, it just doesn't look that good. I hope I'm wrong though, 'cause the last good batman i played was lego batman.

[SilverJigProductions]

Have you played Batman Begins for Ps2? That's a freaken awesome game!!! ^_^

[littlerudi08043]

you can't be serious, that game was ball in a hat. it was B-A-D

[SilverJigProductions]

No man, Batman Begins rocked!!! HARD!!!! In fact, I think I might play it for a bit in a few minutes. ^_^

[buhssuht]

DLC for racing game? hmm...not sure if that's good idea or bad idea

[tubby23x]

im still waiting for corey to go blonde

[stewierulz]

LOL! when it was on the dead space game and when destin said Holy Crap This doesn't looks like ass! The vid Froze! LOL!

[mastershak3416]

i care too it is better than today's need for speed right??

[cowsrfriends]

i care about midnight club aswell!

[yippiekiyah]

lol NFS and MC both suck equally

[mastershak3416]

yeah i used to play Mightnight Club 3 Dub Edition remix and it was awesome but compare that to NFS from 2005-today and they all suck

[startanew70]

Leave it to the Wii to try and 'revolutionize' an arcade style of game play that died out years ago. That dead space game looks like it'd get boring after about 5 hours.

[Zeldarulah]

Rail shooters are still fun...

[ConnorF92]

A decent Batman game? A decent Wolverine game? Finally, game companies are starting to listen to us

[maddog66]

Destin, you should do an episode of hard news shirtless.

[evangelion243]

I am still unsure about dead space rail shooters cant really be all that scary.

[Zeldarulah]

As if regular Dead Space is scary

[kingchideau876]

yeah the stuff in dead space just startles ppl, its not scary.

[brawler689]

nope

[SoulCancer9]

yeap

[cmhosler]

I can't wait till the new batman game comes out. It actually looks good. :D

[thedriz]

not even close

[vietangelboi23]

bet dead space is gonna end up like house of the dead!

[MouseyWithPower]

Christ, I hope not.

[MinYoungYi]

woot!

[MouseyWithPower]

Eidos did the new Batman game? I didn't know that... Good to see that they're back to making awesome games!

[Priestofbabalon]

re: MouseyWithPower

Eidos are a publisher, they don't 'make' anything.

Well apart from bad business decisions, that require them to be bought out by Square-Enix.

Batman is made by Rocksteady Studios.

[MouseyWithPower]

Right, published, that's what I was going for, but you got the idea... The last good Eidos game I remember playing was Gex 3, iirc...

[brawler689]

hard news rocks

[SoulCancer9]

dude lets stop dis

[brawler689]

stop what

[SoulCancer9]

u actin like a moron

[alienszez]

first to fail

[thedriz]

uh no you weren't

[redice1024]

your awsome

[thedriz]

and your point did you get any good news