Ali G In The ATF

[jafoosy]

Fish tank on a cart, LOL

[ProtestantsRUs]

Hahaha, you should try a clever animal like a dolphin!

[KARSDAY]

Shouldn't it be called the ATFE ?

[mckeen771]

@filipi346 you suck Bigfoot dick

[JokoHaqa]

OMFG A DOPLHIN LOOOOOOOL

[BeeblesTV]

This guy wants to break his arm

[CrimsonSuperNova]

Haha the second guy is smart.

[oscarskater91]

ATF= All The Fun



[Andressantiago182]

9GAG ARMY !!!!!

[88TheHeat88]

how long does it take the dog to defuse the bomb? hahahhaa

[MattAndCristy]

"Did I say that out loud? I don't have anything on me." Priceless.

[filipi346]

lol ali g knows dolphins are mammls, pretty impressive. It woud've been funnir though if he'd said the opposite as if they were fish or something

[drutas123]

@filipi346 "Pretty impessive" LMAO. Every 10 child which was schooled in Europe knows that.

[filipi346]

@drutas123 But seems like european kids cant interprete a simple phrase like that one, because it is quite noticeable that the ''pretty impressive'' was not because one knew dolphin were mammals, but because HE, ALI G, THE DUMBEST GUY IN THE WORLD, did. Fuck head, think twice before talking shit.

[drutas123]

@filipi346 I have to be honest... Santa and Ali G is not real,Ali G is charachter played by Sacha Boren Cohen,and he is great ;)

[filipi346]

@drutas123 Thanks for the information, captain obvious, but I don't see how that changes anything, Sacha pretends to be someone else, when he's playing Ali G he is not him anymore, so him (Alig G) knowing that is impressive, period.

[xchazz86]

ROFL theys aint fish they is mamories ROFL!!!!

[bmxrider222]

the last 15 seconds was priceless

[XHarajukuBarbi3]

can dogs smell drugs

no

thank god

your safe

why do you say that

because you said thank god

did i say that out loud

yeah

i haven't got anything on me

soz for it being long but i thought that was funny~

[behellit]

hahahahhahahhahahahaha when the dog finds the bomb how long does the dog to defuse it

[nkmcfrln]

Dabby is so happy :) Just thrilled to be alive. lol

[drtwists]

y dont you use a more intelligent animal like a dolphine pmsl

[LA6616]

the dog knows his fucking with them, but not these idiots!

[TheHardout2005]

@MultiFishfuck That's boring, though. I rolled on the ground! That's called rofling.

[ale281180]

He is fucking genius!!!!

[born2fight99]

BEWARE: don't eat anything while watching this

I was having lunch and nearly choked lol.

[dunnoewatzgood]

lol man this guy is so fucking funny

[TheHardout2005]

I literally, physicaly roflmaoed

[MCFCRuss]

fuckin classic, i just love how serious their faces are when Ali G is askin them dumb questions

[Kindred1a1]

MAMARIES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



[1337iR4ng3rs]

ATF And explosives, WHY NO ATFE STUPID AMERICANS

[restlessnation]

@1337iR4ng3rs Good one bro

[Facerollx]

@1337iR4ng3rs Did it ever occur to your little mexican brain that the abbreviation "ATFE" may have already been taken by another organization?

[1337iR4ng3rs]

@Facerollx Yes, but then i realised americans are dumb. So i came to my conclusion. Why you offended bro? Why so mad.

[theholygrenadeofhand]

@Facerollx ATFE isn't taken by another organization. 

[Facerollx]

@theholygrenadeofhand so "Association for Theological Field Education" isn't an organization? ATFE(dot)org isn't an actual website either right?

[theholygrenadeofhand]

@Facerollx cool, i'm glad you proved me wrong. Nice to learn something new.

[dabaron332]

@Facerollx duh that's what he's saying you're so ignorant stupid ignore-a-moose LoL retard umad

[Facerollx]

@dabaron332 What? lol

[RazzleDazzle9410]

@1337iR4ng3rs stfu you fucking pufta

[EastTNSurvivalist]

@1337iR4ng3rs ATF is shortened from BATFE which is abbreviated from The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. It's sad that this is what America has come too. How stupid are the employs in this video too?

[magicapricot]

@1337iR4ng3rs you cant be the greatest and stupid at the sme time!

[meaninghasnomeaning]

@1337iR4ng3rs there's probably a reason for it, dick.

[sizhan]

LOL

[detroitpsycho1]

lol dolphins are mamaries

[erkfitz88]

Respek

[muzikminator]

respectt

[ski4life19]

Is that a round pair of boxers on his head ?

[MycologicalBlasphemy]

"They're mamaries like us!"

[Matty2k1k45]

"Why don't you choose a more intelligent animal like a dolphin!" llol

[YTTAPH]

"and what else does you sell?" LOLOLOLOL

[maciejwrotek]

@YTTAPH dog is a slang for k9 Oo

[lensleader]

well it would be quite difficult to have it on a cart! hahahahah he actually was trying to figure it out.

[Libertyin2010]

@NeoTranshuman Only if your in a drug cartel or a freelance smuggler.

[8TheManWithNoName8]

Lol, what does ATF stand for.

Alcohol

Tobacco

Firearms

Explosives

Extra E?

[Milesy1987]

@8TheManWithNoName8 thats a good point :P

[8TheManWithNoName8]

@Milesy1987 and uh, so who's bringing the chips?

[theafi99000]

Mamories

[floridaproductions]

Oh yeah, having another dog doing an interview makes sense ...lol

[indigojack99]

haha. this is so awesome.

[Bigwayne6682]

Can these dogs smell drugs: no they cannot: THANK GOD

[oozecandy]

My favorite part is when the guy mentions the need for a fish tank which clearly gives Ali G the idea to mention that dolphins are mammals and not fish... as if you couldn't keep anything at all in a fish tank except fish. If they'd been talking about water instead of dolphins, I can still see Ali G asking "but you know water aint no fish so why do you keep it in a fish tank"?.

[levrone007]

dolphin....! hahahahaha in a fuckin airport

[levrone007]

what else do you sell?? hahahaha

[drybomber5]

Racialist rofl!

[mjboffa1996]

Ali G. the original troll

[DannyMullenBjj]

"What I said that out loud?" That last bit is comic genius!

[Fluffhea8d]

Can't believe he took the dolphin question seriously.

[mryellow123]

@Fluffhea8d Dolphins are actually used for mine sweeping. Kinda surprised the ATF guy didn't know that, but they are pretty dumb.

[MoneyMustafaBeats]

thank god hahahahah

[Itsrohan11221]

They is like us, they is memorys

[SKATEBORDBEATSBYDRE]

get choclate covered dogs racist

[SKATEBORDBEATSBYDRE]

get choclate coeered dogd=s racist lol

[TheGamegineer]

If Ali G starts to ask you questions, try hard not to bang your head on a wall.

[sleepyfisherman10]

how would you not know this is not serious "have you ever smelt a dogs arse?"

[ballsthatclank]

Warning...this shit is loud.

[GuyRWood]

'Alcohol, tobacco and firearms'. Sounds like my kind of shop!

[jijweethetookniet]

@GuyRWood

ad drugs and girls and im in!

[rsohlich1]

Ali G is just too funny sometimes...he acts so natural that it seems almost innocent in nature.

[snow364]

so can these dogs smell drugs?

no, not at all

oh... thank God

[gtarbmx]

@NeoTranshuman wrong! they GIVE the guns to mexican cartels, many opposing ones for that matter.

[fatadam16]

What does the slang word SAFE mean??

[eXtraOrdiNaryBrit]

@fatadam16 it's used in loads of ways, it can mean alright, hello, goodbye, thankyou ect

[highonpgtips]

@fatadam16 pretty much means all good, when a person is described as safe it means that they are a decent person

[DenemChikn]

@fatadam16 its like the american slang "true" or "word"

[cazmaj]

@fatadam16

SAFE means COOL, RESPECT or ALRIGHT

[racking1112]

haha at the end

[highlife1750]

'' aint that a bit racialist '' xD lmfao

[RandyNewmanFan]

"When they actually find a bomb, how long does it take the dog to diffuse it?"

[Agent1W]

"If I want to blow Jewish bank, what explosives do I use?" --Borat

[mrscot]

The ATF guy is really good at keeping his cool LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!! Well played both of you. AWESOME....hey beavis ah ha ha ha ha.........yeh, yeh ....that rocks, butthead!

[doublecrosspenguin]

"I once smelled a dogs arse, and it was horrible."

[beertron7]

Mickey REEESPECC

[beertron7]

i dont av nefing on me lolpl

[jackafa92]

lmao

[GeileMickey]

wow, atf agents were so polite. RESTECP

[purpleprinc3]

It takes an intelligent person to act like such a phenomenal dumbass lol (Ali G was educated at Cambridge..nuff respect!)

[thermanparker420]

this is good shit

[AQua47continentreaty]

I love how long it takes the ATF trainer to explain why they don't use dolphins

[capnhands]

wheres the Spainish speaking class? Tu quiero mas armas?

[KappoDB]

THE KING!!!

[muchadoaboutnoting]

I can't believe this guy engaged in the dolphin conversation...makes me think it's fake. But funny as hell.

[avalencia90650]

I laughed out loud in my university library and idgaf this shit is FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHA Go Bruins UCLA!!!

[jgjghgh]

3:08 He's like "Eh.. This guy is a complete idiot."

[shakka219]

'ali in the atf, ali in the atf rudeboiii!!'

[MRXSCOTT24]

Ali G is a funny guy. How do you ask a question such as, How long does it take the dog to defuse a bomb? Lol, That's pure comedy right there.

[Polaf3456]

ATF... Alchohol Tobacco Firearms... Where the fuck is the letter for explosives again? Oh no wait thats just an excuse for them to blow down your bunker doors just because they are suspicious and paranoid...

[aintnunbutapenut]

@Polaf3456 i think your suspicious and paranoid lol

[musevash]

lol he's a good sport

[hubbabubbamax000]

When they actually find a bomb, how long does it take for the dog to diffuse it?

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

"So can these dogs smell drugs?"

"No."

"Thank God."

Hahahahaha

[StretchGargan]

3:23 Sacha Baron Cohen cant help put give a quick smile at that guys joke lmaooo

[fredyap1234]

I respect the ATF, in fact everyone, who has been interviewed by Ali G for their patience in answering Ali G's interview questions.

[MrBullfrog9876]

"And what else does you sell" "We don't sell anything, We just burn up little children, disarm the patriotic Americans, and give AK-47's to Mexican drug cartels so they can slaughter innocent Americans".

[rx8swfla]

The dolphins is mammaries like us

[maganastris]

omg... that guy actually answers him... "the senior dogs are too busy finding bombs so they have no time to interview the new dogs.

[lobelia2]

ahahahahahadhahahah

[Be4TinGyoU]

A fish tank on a cart hahahaha

[d3rkaderk4]

did I say that out loud?

[donisthabomb1]

"our dogs are busy, they're out looking for explosives so they don't have the time to go up there and interview the other dogs" lmfao wtf

[ebn222]

did i say that out loud? i dont got anything on me...

[cupmyplums]

man i was laughing so hard i spoilt ma toot.

[ag1kiko]

i can see why this episode never made it to the tv!

[shaner81l4m3rz]

@ag1kiko this ep did make it to tv, lol

[jacknapier394]

..Cos me once smelt a dogs arse and you it was horrible- ROFL!

[thechoudhurys]

Much respect to the ATF agents for being so patient and polite answering the

questions.

[AntagonisticEnemy]

Wait wait canine=dog OMG OMG lol rofl

[100isthebest]

mammaries that was funny...??

[funkoz]

clasic



[no1aviator]

AIi In the ATF - Ali in the ATF Rude BOI!!

[fake1009]

British humor is not funny.

[Tagmanzz]

@fake1009 well you sir are gay

[rapperEminEmrapper]

@fake1009 why are you watchin this then ? you apply to your name

[fake1009]

@rapperEminEmrapper How was I supposed to know there was non funny British humor in it?

[dan11009]

@fake1009 - you cant see how this is funny?

[no1aviator]

@dan11009 He is purposefully asking stupid questions. He is playing dumb! And they have to answer his retarded questions LOL! Do you get it now? LOL! Why don't they use dolphins? LOOL!

[dan11009]

@no1aviator i detect sarcasm but if you dont think this is funny, then your probably russian and tell joke like " you have face of dog" then laugh like a maniac,

[no1aviator]

@dan11009 Huh? :-S

[wodiya]

@fake1009 troll

[mohammadi19]

does he know that hes faking it !!!! any way hes really funny

[omarabdallah92]

FAVORITED

[oOoSOLACEoOo]

"has you ever smelled a dog's ass?" XD

[gyped]

genius!!!!

[omarkaya42]

That would be quite difficult to have a fish tank on a cart.

[jazz72831]

hahaha 'i don't have anything on me' to funny

[wad3foreva]

aint it bit racialist this is dangerous work...lets get the brothers in...to find the bombs! Omg this is tooooo funny to me!

[Fixdal]

@wad3foreva lol /watch?v=cNi-BB-j0u0

[muh6666]

@wad3foreva funniest part hands down

[diderr01]

"You're safe"

ROFL

[ChristianToker]

"once the dog finds the bomb, how long does it take to defuse it?" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lassilars]

Haha..."What else does you sell?"

[mafowler1]

i dont know if you know this but Dolphins aint fish they is like us they is Mammaries

[vancouverdogdowncast]

lol wouldn't it be ATFE according to the guy???

[boydegg]

Dolphins is mammaries like us.

[BlackWarriorsFA]

lol at the beginning ''ali at the atf ali at the atf uuu boy xDDD

[topstriker]

this is funniest ali g.

dog is real cute too...

[Jadip811]

Too funny. Dolphin. LOL

[zboyco]

dolphin!!!