Stephen Lynch - Hallelujah [3 Balloons]

[OtakuEmma]

*Feels chest... sigh*

Still love this song though.

[joshuahorseface]

i'm gay and this song is still a pure classic. team boobs!

[MrMonk1121]

@joshuahorseface Gay, Straight or Bi - Irrelevant. Boobs are just amazing :D lol

[saacsa1120]

@MrMonk1121 you speak the truth my freind!

[fluffsnuff]

My future boyfriend just sent this to me lol...

[odinstrike]

My friend just swore this was going to be his wedding song.

[Callmesupertux360]

There are 15 men that are gay or there are 15 women that have small boobs

[Eccentricexpert]

I have trouble with finding the right woman, but I'm sure if I sung this song I'd be smothered by girls.

Yeah right-when I'm in Tamworth.

Anyone who doesn't like this song has no chance with a woman, even one whose breasts are touching her knees!

[Brbolj]

My mom (not speaking English) just came to my room saying how beautiful this song is. :D

[dandyandy1011]

whats not to like lol

[coconut994777]

My boyfriend told me to look up this song and said "this is the dilemma I get when I try to write you poetry". He is so classy <3

[redwings5155]

@coconut994777 NICE!

[sheensc]

15 ppl dont like tig ol' bitties

[knarkbruker]

@sheensc Shut your fucking mouth.

[juggalosaregay100]

BRIDGETTE xD

[Bridgettesexii129]

@juggalosaregay100 wow. i hate you.. ;P

[Bridgettesexii129]

just kidding. ;P im gonna smack you.

[eminemsweetie91772]

Ssooooooo not what I expected this 2 be about O.O

[silemaguire]

@PLCxTempest does that nt just say shes a fat backed ho???

[xPLCxTempest]

@Dandadudemedia My girlfriend got 48DD XD

[Dandadudemedia]

@xPLCxTempest can we trade, mine can cook and clean very well and doesn't complain

[stephahulk]

This guy I've been talking to said that this is his song to me....compliment or insult? Not sure how to take this one.

[MultiFeezy]

@stephahulk compliment, that means he'll always be dedicated to you...or your breast....

[knobtremor]

@stephahulk Then take it as a compliment. And praise the lord you have big breasts, because you surely are lacking in the brain department.

[vyxxer]

i wonder how far youd get into this song before your tackled at a wedding reception

[MellaMercury]

Boobies. <3

[Nickothepicko]

FUCK, now i gotta look up bigtitz100 ..

[plszuts]

"No matter what part of the room that I'm in, they're always looking at me!" Laughed out loud in the the middle of the office! :D:D:D

[MrGingaBread]

If you dont listen to the lyrics, you can actually get into the church spirit xD

and I aint even a Christian lol.

BOOBIES IS THE NEW RELIGION XD

[Dandadudemedia]

WOW Justin Bieber has 13 youtube accounts 0_?

[urbanzombieman38]

classic. just classic

[Meylin0712]

I found my Soulmate!!! (: he's so awesome & LOVES BIG BOOBS TOO. SCORE!!!

[jonathonbrujo]

I had a best friend that moved away and he always obsessed with big tits. This song reminds me of him. Funny times

[bboyrules]

"oooo what a pair" - best line of it all!

[ChewablyDelicious]

13 people don't like big big big titties.

[SukhberS]

It would have been great if he had a chorus of singers singing "TITS."

Other than that, its freakin terrific.

[SageNemesis]

Hallelujah for boobies and Stephen Lynch!

[burt12393]

no ur big titties there sooooooooooooo dam huge jizz in my pnts!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[MusicFreaxx12]

i know ur name bcuz i stalk u everyday, u look hot playin xbox right now and i love ur big big titties that don't fit in my hand

[burt12393]

god i cant believe this fuckin creeper nows my name im sacared ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[MusicFreaxx12]

heyyyyyyyy austinnnnn!!!!!!

[burt12393]

HI DESSY

[ZeroFctr]

That was... beautiful.

[MangaAddict13]

i takes a real man to sing a song entirely about tits and make it sound this good

[pelwag]

singing about bug tits! a man after my own herart!

[bats220]

@pelwag Bug tits?

Those are tiny dude...

I like em a bit bigger...

[yoursuckiful]

me and my bro have seen all this guys songs. my brother is 7

[yoursuckiful]

i love this guy ive seen all of his songs

[baddogsimon]

Hi Just a quick comment to let you know I've read your profile and you have a similar outlook to me I love your humour

[TheMizzPersonality]

Did anyone else find bigtitz100's comment, just to see what's not to believe? XD

[IcedMB]

@TheMizzPersonality That user (be it male or female) claim to have a 38 D. I assume that's big.

[benbunny1]

12 people are girls with small tits

[LadyOpenshaw]

I'm having this played at my wedding.

[Emoly1frogmaster]

Its beautifully written on top of the funniness - which makes it even funnier! xD

[stevie24xx]

MEE! What a video!

[THEBORINGASSWORKDAY]

12 people's girls have small tities

[pyrotech312]

its soooo beautiful

[skitzofrantik69]

arguing on youtube comments is like the special olympics......even if you win your still retarded...

so you guys should watch stephen lynch special olympics :) haha

[poisonravenx7]

Before I listened to this song I took the time to think about what it was the Stephen was "rejoicing" about. While I was sure it was about women, big breasts was not the first thing that came to mind. I think this song would have to be my favorite off of this album. Of course maybe that's just b/c I have a fairly decent rack myself. And here I thought having a size 42DD was a bad thing.

[MrAwesomness515]

@poisonravenx7 i see no problem with that ;)

[tmaduri]

the back up singers at 4:00 and up fuckin kill me hahah

[LadyOpenshaw]

this song is proof that being perverted can be romantic

[Kfyl]

@LadyOpenshaw check out 2 girls 1 cup song by Jon Lajoie

[LadyOpenshaw]

@Kfyl that's not perverted, it's just intense love.

[xshineythingsx]

The 12 dislikes were from flat chested women :)

[werter1999]

12 girls have boy chests. just saying.

[IanPoggel]

Lol oh yeah hahaha

[superlover180]

Dear Vevo, Let me start by sayin get your corporate asses off youtube! Ever since these big companies started paying off youtube so they could post their videos we can't post ours. We are flagged for infringement evry time we include a song we like in our videos

This is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos. If we wanted to listen to music from you wed go to your damn website

To people who want greedy corporates gone thumbs up, copy and paste this on Vevo shit

[garytang182]

@superlover180 uumm this is not vevo sorry

[ryanpulliam1]

@superlover180 finally somebody came out and said it. what i hate most about VEVO is that they show pointless advertisements before every video. so i agree with you. VEVO needs to go!!!!!!!!

[RayYouk3r]

My ex-girlfriend was a 38 DD and even wore DDD!

[IcemanBrenden]

12 people disliked this? Really? What a crock of shit this song is great.

[degen83]

Set them free, set them freeeeeeeee

[DruinFeyfolk]

This song brought a tear to my eye......and a raging boner XD

[TQYULEEERN]

@DruinFeyfolk A raging boner to your eye? 0.0

[awesomness515]

@TQYULEEERN then he's hung

[sonofhamp]

to @bigtitz100 - Pics or we're not going to beleive you :P

[LeetahsViking]

This is my newest love song to my girl, she has 38i's :D

[hadtothinkofsomethin]

I want more more MORE stephen lynch!!

does anyone know if anything new is being released by him?

thx in advance, keep up the good work stephen ;)

[charlydesioux]

i have an 32e cup and i want this played at my wedding lol.

[marascor01]

i saw this live in birmingham last year in march, f ing awsome - had different beautiful women of different shapes and sizes... and then with one pic of morgan freeman... then went back to women... amazing

[Achiris]

I wish I could find a place in Alaska that sells his CDs :(

[ME384]

i prefer B cups lol

[drawingmaster]

If he tried he could write a good love song Im sure.

[ThunderGod24]

(waves two lighters in the air)

[joefoo008]

How about your both dumb. By the way this song is great, good work Stephen.

[alienpope11]

Give it up for Killingblow528 and Merioc2k3! For showing real dedication something no1 cares about! And i also wich do thank them for giving a high amount of hate into one video that don't deserve it among the comments. You guys must be really proud. thinking about making a book out of your comments? I bet it will sell well

[SuperDisser]

I've found religion.

[MediaUrge]

how the FUCK is this rated last on itunes? 

[killingblow528]

*Condescending

[kingblargle]

this would be a love song i sing

[budmonster420]

makes me cry everytime. what a beautiful song of love :)

[fadingshadow122]

so far my favorite off this record is definitely "fishin'hole"

[finalbossmachinima]

How 11 people disliked the breast song ever, I have no idea. The poor chesticles song didn't deserve their disliking

[DonGraziano]

How this was disliked 9 times is beyond me.

[ZoutePap]

This is such a great song. Of course it´s a beautiful, yet unoriginal, love song before the twist comes, after that it´s f*cking funny, but even then it´s still a love song. There's still complete adoration in there "I'll never ignore them...". It's genius.

[chocchimp]

tattybojangles :)

[killingblow528]

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Rutabagas, Chi Omegas

Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas

Congo bongos, bowling pins

Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Tits, Boobs, Chest cancers, chest asses

Breasts.

[shadow271992]

@killingblow528 you are god..... that is all.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 Nice, you've heard the song "99 words for boobs" and now you're ripping it off. Unoriginal fuck.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 Did I ever claim to be original? I just posted words for boobs and added a couple of my own. I happened to think both songs applied. Just because the general public doesn't get the reference and you happen to doesn't make me unoriginal, for I never claimed it to be MY joke. How is referencing something ripping it off?

Bye troll.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 I didn't see you giving that song (99 words for boobs) any credit, and hiding the truth is more or less lying. People would assume that YOU made it up, which is false.

You ARE unoriginal, for not being able to come up with something of your own, instead of just posting lyrics from another song.

By the way, you're misusing the word "troll".

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 I don't need to give anything credit for a REFERENCE. I wasn't hiding the truth because it was meant for nothing but a REFERENCE. Nothing more, nothing less. If people assume it is anything more than a REFERENCE, that's their fault. How am I unoriginal if it was a REFERENCE? I again did not claim to have made it up. I don't have to explain every REFERENCE to the general public whenever I want to say something. It sounds like someone is just jealous I got good feedback and they didn't.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 Still, it's more or less dishonest to take credit for other people's work, which is kind of what you did since you did not in any way say that it was a reference. Also, you WERE hiding the truth. Or is not telling the truth intentionally not called "hiding the truth"?

You didn't get good feedback, that song did.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 And you wrote a (probably intentionally) statement in order to get a rise, and thus, a response from me to sooth your useless life in where you need to rage at every reference you see because you did not think of it. Sounds like a troll to me.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 Nice way to generalize me based on one action.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 You are an idiot. You can not honestly expect me to put all of that and then put "oh, by the way that song is _". That is way too much effort on my part, effort I won't waste to please some retard that wants everyone to know the EXACT NAME OF THE ARTIST AT ALL TIMES. It wasn't hiding the truth because there was no ulterior motive. You make it seem like I did that to try and be original. No, I REFERENCED a song that had connections to this one. How did the song account for my comment?

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 1: You start off with an Ad Hominem. You are losing it.

2: It was too much effort to write just that, but posting the lyrics to almost a whole song wasn't? You're not making sense.

3: Again, Ad Hominem. Also an assumption. You're really losing it.

4: You were. If there were no "ulterior move" why didn't you go through the oh so horrible effort to put a link to the song? Is it too much to ask?

5: No, I'm not. You just come off as unoriginal.

6: Without linking to it or anything.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 Yes, I'm "losing it" because I insulted you. Way to be a sensitive pussy. Welcome to the internet. I'd love to see the world where an insult is an assumption. I don't even know why I wrote all that because you are too tied up to your own bullshit to listen to reason. Listen to you. You're saying that EVERY-FUCKING-ONE has to give credit or post a link every time they make a REFERENCE. I said "motive" not "move". If you ASK FOR A LINK, I'LL GIVE YOU A GODDAMN LINK.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 1: No. You're "losing it" because you're resorting to Ad Hominems and assumptions, which is kind of just dumb.

2: Insults are not assumptions, there are however insulting assumptions.

3: No, I'm not. I'm simply telling you to clarify whenever you make a reference.

4: Sorry, it's 5 am, even though that's a weak excuse for misreading.

5: Don't give ME the link. Give it to the people who falsely believed that you were the writer of those lyrics.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 1. That's your opinion whether it's dumb or not. That has no relevance to my psyche.

2. What the fuck?

3. I'm simply telling you NO, FUCK OFF.

4. The fact that you're up at 5 am starting an argument is pretty sad. 10:00 here bro.

5. Again, if they don't get the reference, THAT'S ON THEM. Not my problem.

To your most recent comment: What's the matter, you leaving? I used 1 Ad "Hominem" and 1 rhetorical question. (You spam that phrase as if it will make you sound intelligent.)

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 1: No, it's actually commonly known that when someone resorts to those two things, they're either dumb or running out of arguments.

2: Clarify. What is it that you don't understand?

3: How nice of you.

4: Irrelevant.

5: It IS your problem. You need to clarify to avoid situations such as this.

I'm sorry, there was 1 Ad Hominem, 1 rhetorical question and the rest was mindless nonsense.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 Until then, why don't you stop being such a fucking nutcase and realize that when someone makes a REFERENCE, you're supposed to GET IT. If you don't then oh well. That doesn't make me fucking unoriginal, it makes the person who's all butt hurt because they didn't get a link come off as an ASSHOLE. Did YOU write the fucking song?! You didn't get a link when someone made a reference. Someone call the fucking WAAAAAHMBULANCE.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 This is just Ad Hominems and rhetorical questions, I won't dignify this with a real answer. Just get a grip.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 You're simply using that as an excuse to get the hell out of here. Through all of the profanity I took the time to battle your obvious bullshit with logic. Now that you realize that your request is not only completely unreasonable but just plain ignorant in my book, you use more bullshit as a smoke bomb to try and get out while you can. Spamming the phrase Ad hominem does not make you intelligent, and saying "you are an idiot" is not an Ad hominem. It's the dame near truth.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 1: What am I using as an excuse?

2: Logic? You call that LOGIC? Dear lord.

3: I'm not spamming it. If the shoe fits, the shoe fits. Also, "You're an idiot" IS Ad Hominem, since it's attacking me instead of the points you're making. Get your shit straight.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 1. Look at your statement and you tell me.

2. You still have yet to battle my points with something that actually MAKES SENSE. Using a codesending message doesn't make your points any more valid. Simply because I just happen to be FUCKING profane doesn't mean I don't have a valid point. However, acting intelligent while being an asshole with no point whatsoever is 10x worse.

3. You used it at least 4 times.

4. It's attacking you WHILE making a point. Get YOUR shit straight.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 1: That didn't answer my question.

2: I'm not condescending. I don't act intelligent either. Also, everything that I've said makes sense.

3: Again; If the shoe fits. You resorted to Ad Hominems at least 4 times.

4: How is "You're an idiot" in any way making a point? It's an insult, no more, no less.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 The points I'M* making.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 Bottom line, your request is unreasonable. Who sits around and nags at a reference? That's retarded and you MUST have seen that by now. Your reasoning is filled with dead ends and when you realize that your points are bullshit, you try to act as if you are of some intelligence (YES YOU DO), claim that I am attacking you, and try and weasel out of the situation. Shown in your "4" where you COMPLETELY ignored the "while" in my statement. Get a life, and go to fucking sleep already.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 1: It's not unreasonable, it's highly reasonable.

2: Mindless banter.

3: You WERE attacking me.

4: I didn't completely ignore it. The Ad Hominem in question was, and I quote you; "You are an idiot." See that? Clearly, that does not make any points at all. It is an insult, nothing more, nothing less.

5: I have a life, and I'm free from school, so I don't need sleep.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 I hate to use your retarded numbers but...

1. It's unreasonable to ask someone to go through the trouble of putting a fucking link every time they make a reference. What are you, the fucking WMG?

2. That statement just PROVED my "mindless banter"

3. You're still neglecting that I said "WHILE MAKING A POINT". That statement ALSO proved my "mindless banter".

4. Followed by my point.

5. That is EXACTLY why your points make no sense. "I'm free from school". I'm arguing with a kid!

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528

1: It's not. It is however completely unreasonable to post the lyrics to an entire song without explaining that you are not the author of that song or had no part at all in the writing of those lyrics.

2: What? No it didn't.

3: You could've made your point without attacking me. And no, it didn't.

4: It's still an Ad Hominem. It was still you attacking me instead of what I was saying.

5: Irrelevant. My age is about as relevant as whether or not I'm wearing socks.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 You aren't making any sense, are constantly straying away from the man point, and are (as I said before) trying to avoid my points with redundant topics and counter-points that are a step away from brainless. So I implore you, let these next words MAKES SENSE and choose your words carefully. Or don't say anything at all. That would be best You're only making yourself look like an idiot. Keep in mind that this ENTIRE thing started from your insecurities and need to troll.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 I AM making sense. I'm not straying away from the main point, and the only redundancy here is your insults. I'm just saying that posting someone else's lyrics without suggesting that you did not write them in any way is a small step away from ripping the lyrics off. You need to clarify. It obviously lead to misunderstandings, which you did nothing to correct.

I'm not insecure, and I don't need to "troll".

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 1. Are you fucking serious. THAT WAS THE FUCKING REFERENCE.

2. You're going to argue with me on this. Really.

3. I could have but I didn't. Stop being a bitch about it. And yes it did.

4. That wasn't your original point.

5. Dumbass.

You are not making ANY sense. You ARE straying away from the main point. There are many redundancies here. Most are yours. I don't need to clarify a clam's FUCK, you are the only one who misunderstood. You are a troll. Get over yourself.

[Merioc2k3]

@killingblow528 You're right; I can't win this. Some skulls are too thick. Nothing that you're saying is worth actually responding to anymore. Good bye and good night.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 Have a nice night. Ignorant douchebag.

[Pawndalation7]

@killingblow528 i agree with u dude, u should be able to post lyrics with out some retard like him having a piss fit, u stuck to ur guns, good job man!

[killingblow528]

@Pawndalation7 lol thanks bro. Who the fuck starts an argument on a song about tits? This is supposed to be a joyous occasion XD

[Pawndalation7]

@killingblow528 AMEN!!!!

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 You didn't choose your words carefully and only came off, once again, looking like an idiot. Do me a favor? Just stop. Give it up kid. No matter how much sense you make to your self, you still seem foolish to the real world. I'm not going to argue back and forth with you for much longer. You aren't going to win this. Stop trying.

[killingblow528]

@Merioc2k3 I didn't take credit for anyone's work dumbass. And by the way. If a term is described by someone doing a certain action, and you do that certain action, that's not generalizing if someone points it out. Generalization is not the same as you fitting in to that category. You've been backed into a corner and now you're just making up bullshit.

[killingblow528]

Midget earmuffs, warming globes Strobes and probes and frontal lobes Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs Jogging partners, saline noobs Midget earmuffs, warming globes Strobes and probes and frontal lobes Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs Jogging partners, saline noobs

[killingblow528]

Gerber servers, holy grails

Whoopee cushions, humpback whales

Flying saucers, traffic stoppers

Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers

Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos

Soft-serve cones and armadillos

Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes

[killingblow528]

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys

Double lattes, Ode to Joys

Hooters, shooters, physics tutors

Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters

Double-WMD's

MRE's and PFD's

Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes

[killingblow528]

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds

Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas

Sweater stretchers, lung protectors

Beach umbrellas, frost detectors

Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice

Jell-o molds and high-beam lights

[GigglesxMcGee]

BAHAHA at the show in Daytona the other night he ended with this, and a slide show of tits! HAHAHA it was awesome!!!

[Blackkitten16]

honestly? having this song sung to me would be a compliment xD

[Darkninja0214]

Hallelujah :D

[sungyultaylor]

I-I love you big fat titties!!!

[SlappieBob]

9 people must be gay, how can you not like tittiesXD

[sugarbabyemina]

Most beautiful song ever ; )

[TWOSTROKER53]

Ha! Nine bitches didn't like it!

LOVE THEM TITIES!!

[cronus9981]

this has the same rythm as john lennons song imagine..happy 70th birthday lennon

[RedSoxRadical]

(.) (.)

[insaninater]

HALLELUJAH!

[bigtitz100]

im a 38 D :p love this song its amazing

[BlackShadow24]

@bigtitz100 nice ;)

[metalhippie1]

@bigtitz100 nice :D

[oneballbunk]

@bigtitz100  Most fat women are.

[yurf9]

haha i lobe that he starts so serious and it makes me laugh so hard when he begin singin about the titties

[Fjudin]

TITTIES! \o/

[007BountyHunter007]

so awesome voice!

[drpeppa2357]

I'm seriously considering using this as one of two song examples for meter in my music appreciation class.

[Shomy94]

I would like this to be my wedding song XDD

[Dandadudemedia]

( . Y . )

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

@Dandadudemedia

( . Y . )

[jstev420]

(o) (o) ) ( 

[Raiden3651]

(Waves lighter in the air)

[Morderesh]

it is a conspiricy all women and men love boobs if a woman says otherwise then i would be afirad