How To Win Every Argument Without Ever Being Right

[emcp7]

Those first two are really obnoxious and I could definitely see working.

[KeelerMediaGroup]

Liz, that was a blast, well done ;)

[YoungIvyScholar]

Oh good, now I can convince my woman why she has to make me sandwiches.

[UberTankred]

i used these techniques the moment i was able to talk... damn, i'm a douchebag!

[kidddflash]

the things i would do to this girl....

anyway, these are good points.

especially number 6 and number 10.

nothing says a job well done than your opponent seething with anger.

[dencoj]

No! Purple is the new Pink!

[jpoortman]

But it's too late to say you're sorry.

How would I know, why should I care?

Please, don't bother tryin' to find her,

she's not there....

[DiamondsAndGhosts]

if im defeated in an argument, i punch out the the winner :]

[KeelerMediaGroup]

@DiamondsAndGhosts which still mekes you the loser since you had to resort to that instead of your intelligence - and you get charged in which case they win anyway.

[Kenji314159]

Haha, this is so epic and true. Many people don't care about the truth, they just wanna win. Nice satire.

[violetcrumble57]

Who would want to be friends with someone like that???? Yes it is great being right but at what cost.

[bgates87]

What do I do if I'm actually right?

[Liziggy]

@bgates87 Do a little happy dance, just for yourself, and then still use the same techniques.

[nightmathzombieethan]

You learned all this from Bill O-Reilly didn't you?

[Liziggy]

@nightmathzombieethan I've never looked into Bill O'Reilly's views and debating techniques, but I can assume that they might be quite similar.

[neocyran]

no boobs comments? how are there no boobs comments?

[YukonBloamie]

@neocyran

I don't. Pretty weird.

I got dibs on the the face sitting comment!

[Imrani2008]

OH My God! After watching this video i found out how some people in my life dominated me at times even when they were wrong. I wish i had found this video earlier :(

By the way! Thanks :)

[Imrani2008]

OH My God! After watching this video i found out how some people in my life dominated me at times even when they were wrong. I wish i had found this video earlier :(

[Kanathemea]

You are so pretty. I'd marry you in a snap. :D

[bander87]

I'm just here for the short hair

[julibme]

LOL! This young gal is obviously very intelligent and will go far! Love the video.

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

SUB-se-QUENT-ly, not sub-SE-QUENT-ly, surely?

Or is it just me?

[Liziggy]

@USERNAMEfieldempty Yup, you're right. Someone mentioned it before, and I let them know that it's because English is not my first language.

A great deal of my vocabulary comes from reading books, so I sometimes have to guess the pronunciation.

But yes, you're absolutely right.

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

@Liziggy WOW! If you're not a native speaker then you have absolutely FABULOUS English skills. You sound completely fluent! I'm sorry that I pointed out such a minor error.

[Liziggy]

@USERNAMEfieldempty Haha, that is exactly how it went down when someone first commented on the subsequently pronunciation. I have definitely learned since then. Thanks for being cool about it and apologizing. The thing is, this video was shot when I still lived in Holland, but I've been living in New Zealand for a while now, so I'm sure I will keep improving.

Or, quite possibly, I will get a thick Kiwi accent and in the end, no one outside of NZ will understand a word I say.

[57worldwide]

@Liziggy How's my homeland treating you?

[Liziggy]

@57worldwide NZ is wonderful. Happy to call it home.

[57worldwide]

@Liziggy Sweet. Just remember, Kiwis don't have an accent, only everyone else (jokes).

On a side note, are you an L&P drinker?

[Liziggy]

@57worldwide Yeeeeah, nah.

[jamesregmorris]

You should've into politics, another way us use a big gun, like governments do. This is just how government works.

[MrBlueeyesisback]

Maybe its just Scotland but I have seen all ten used by various people on numerous occasions in all manner of arguments. Although aware of these devious ploys on a subconscious level I see that to which i was once blind.

Funny and insightful. Beautiful and oozing style.

I have all ten tactics memorized, and from this moment on i shall scrap my policy of never arguing and being satisfied that time would prove me correct, and go on a devastating offensive.

I love you. d

[TheRemixer05]

Liked for the Iggy Pop shirt

[Jiiprahtube]

someone has relationship issues...

[Sythine]

That's my friend in a nutshell :|

[Unguidedone]

hotness detected

[GetWithZen]

I say you can win every argument if you take learn something from the argument. It doesn't matter if you come on top of the argument, if you are able to take something with you that helps better yourself then that is great. However, if you manage to make the other person's life better through it, then that is more than wonderful. Helping yourself is great, but helping others is better than any gift I could get. At least that is how I feel.

[razblack]

cursing alot and name calling works too...

[Theobrothers]

Someone lost an argument recently.

[alilsassy2]

Lmao love this vid lmao

[LucisFerre1]

"You don't even know what I'm talking about, do you"

"You do?, OK, so explain what I just said".

(wait, roll eyes and scoff).

Say that whatever they said was WRONG.

(Scoff again).

Yell "CHECKMATE"!

[vjm3]

Read "Rules for Radicals" by Saul D. Alinsky. It's been teaching people how to create an illusion of being right since 1971.

[SlashKidGuitar]

Number 9 was pretty true.

[sirkickassful]

This is trolling 101

[Cafeeine]

If you hadn't earned it already, you'd get a like just for using Argent.

[HalfSquad]

HERP DERP IMA GO USE THESE RIGHT NAO! VICTURY IS ASSURED!

[legendarylugi]

Be honest...did William Lane Craig teach you these techniques?

[OminousBooch]

You are both hot and intelligent. Twenty bonus points for you.

[MarcusDarling4026]

She's SOOO wrong but she's SOOOOO cute!

[cavemantiger]

I lost my shit at number 8. "Your mother... is so fat-" LOOOOOOOL

[tonyohnoyoudidnt]

You are actually describing everything you SHOULDN'T do in an argument since they are signs of losing the fight. You learn to look for this signs in your opponent in argument class so you can point them out to them and tell them what they are doing is making them lose credibility thus giving you more points in the battle.

[Liziggy]

@tonyohnoyoudidnt Please, dear god, read the information underneath my video before you comment.

[tonyohnoyoudidnt]

@Liziggy Oh, wow, I feel like an idiot, thanks for pointing that out hahaha, sorry about that.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@Liziggy God*

[Liziggy]

@MrVirtualCoder I didn't specify which god, did I? :D As an agnostic with an atheist tendency I reserve the right to write the word god without a capital letter.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@Liziggy "God" is the Abrahamic deity, so to speak. It's in honor of Him that we say "God". The first and highest held commandment - is that we may not have other gods than the Lord - so, as he IS a god, we call him "God" as in a name, as in we have no others gods but him.

And no, you did not specify which god, that is true :-)

[Liziggy]

@MrVirtualCoder Words referring to god and divinity were used long before the Abrahamic one came to be popular. The fact that English speaking countries have a mostly Christian population doesn't mean the word can be claimed by any one religion. Subscribing to one religion and believing in your heart that that is the true one (which is your right and I don't mean to say you are wrong about your religion) doesn't mean other people can't use the word 'god' for their religion.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@Liziggy 'God' is a name, thus preserved for the Abrahamic god. 'god' is simply any powerful being.

[Liziggy]

@MrVirtualCoder Yes, and when I said 'dear god', I meant 'dear any powerful being', 'cause as an agnostic I didn't want to use any specific god in my prayers. I'm glad we've come to the root of our miscommunication, and I'm defnitely regretting getting into this argument, because, contrary to the character I play in this video, I'm not a fan of conflict. Now if you will excuse me, I'm gonna eat some chocolate while I watch old Monty Python sketches, which I what I came here for.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@Liziggy Late response, but enjoy your (past-time) chocolate.

[Liziggy]

@MrVirtualCoder Om nom nom *looks up* What?

[MrVirtualCoder]

@Liziggy Oh LAWD. She's got more of it..lol

[LazlosPlane]

You have such beautiful eyes. 

[MeesterVal]

you can win over the people who use these methods by exposing their emotions and dislogic. it's sorta like the old albert ellis method. it's worked for me, anyway.

[ruyyan]

@Lizzigy I'll guess again.... SCORPIO!

[Liziggy]

@ruyyan Touché.

[JustJaida]

Lol this is so true

[thomizz]

vicious bitch xD

[ruyyan]

@Liziggy You're a bratty filthy scorpio

[Liziggy]

@ruyyan You got two out of three right. How about another guess at my Zodiac?

[jonathanfater]

wow you look so much like Renee Olstead, are ya sisters?

[Liziggy]

@jonathanfater No.

[fregwich]

The red shirt looks better on you. Yes, definitely the red shirt.

[CynLibSoc]

I hardly think this is satire. Your 10 tips are used every day by the government, media and establishment. :)

[undeadjacob]

Your ugly

[Mindraker1]

Touche' on the "silent technique".

[animaljp3]

I win!

[TheABOMB313]

adorable :)

[TheBrradsullivan]

OH MY GOD MY SISTER DOES ALL OF THESE !!!!!!!!

[yuionanodesuyo]

or just use the ultimate trump to any argument: NO U

[jackkoffin1]

Liziggy, I like your style.  Let's have an argument sometime.

[margaretARO]

ahaha very funny! troll

[romney27]

if only you had been creative enough to have come up with this list yourself. I think regurgitation is a foul. "how original!"...."not"

[hairydysentery]

Very Funny, sadly, also very true.

[kenshin9894]

i love her :D

[Pelcurus]

I usually just go the, "I WAS FROZEN, TODAY!", route.

[test123ok]

Sounds like you are describing Bill O'Reilly

[dancerbabyy03]

My friends just constantly yells "IT'S DONE!" when the other person is trying to argue LOL

[SameHere55]

Ur genius!

Love you, make more videos. :)

[Asenetic]

Amazing!!!!!  Thanks!!! (btw, I understood the irony)

[franks2732]

She has debated Libertarians LMFAO

[marketanarchist2011]

@franks2732 libertarians dont debate like this, asshole

[unknowngamerful]

thumbs up if u allways use number "10" :D

[lawandalha1]

good stuff!!

[x69Crunchyx]

Of course this is one of the tenants of post-modernism.

[109Tyler]

i dont think so. my girlfriend respects me enough to know im always right

[itsjustameme]

I think every creatard out there has seen this video. Do you realize the damage you have done?

[HoangTrongNghia]

lol this is why men have no chance of ever winning an arguement with a woman

[UniversalPotentate]

As "ironic" or "sarcastic" as this might be. These techniques are used and have been used for so long ... because they WORK!

[biaop1]

i was hoping it wasnt ironic

[GMLFire]

Ha. And when you follow all 10 of these steps, you're still wrong. Yeah, that's a victory. Great video.

[GMLFire]

Ha. And when you follow all 10 of these steps, you're still wrong. Yeah, that's a victory.

[garfildicaa]

Yellow IS the new pink.

[ROCKanies]

hahahha I HAVE NEVER...

[Ja93942]

Your mother is so fat

[ksnab]

of a course a women teaching this

[MisterTutor2010]

Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :) Yellow is the new pink :)

#3 seems to be working :)

[MisterTutor2010]

she's cute.

[reuelckj]

Best troll tutorial.

[toverkleet]

Im no hero in irony, but this was layered so thick on it, how could one not hear it :P Nice video about argumenting. It even sounds something Bill O'Reilly actually uses to prove his point XD I mean win the argument :p Ooh and PS, you are a very nice looking woman :)

[toverkleet]

Im no hero in irony, but this was layered so thick on it, how could one not hear it :P Nice video about argumenting. It even sounds something Bill O'Reilly actually uses to prove his point XD I mean win the argument :p

[KIDPLZZ]

i use 6 7 1 2 3

[person1500]

I'd be afraid to date her 0_o

[fbibarbie]

o shit i thought i was good at debating but i just use a few of these lol 1 and 3 at the same time with some 8 and while throwing in a 2 every now and again is extremly affective. Also dont 4 5 and 6 just make it a draw?

[88riddlemethis]

Hahahaha! This is great, especially #5 I use that one a lot. BTW, you are a cutie!

[fbibarbie]

o shit i thought i was good at debating but i just use a few of these lol 1 and 3 at the same time with some 8 and while throwing in a 2 every now and again is extremly affective. Also dont 4 5 and 6 just make it a draw?

[JillmanVideo]

Damn you're cute :)

[forge229]

step one: stare at the individual (death stare)

step two: take out your middle finger and give the individual the bird

step three: walk away like nothing happened

[hoddie54]

She uses all these techniques in this video anyway... :P

[chucka59]

Sorry,I'm not a creatard,so I wount go to that level,but if it comes to that I'll let them talk to themselves. :)

People like that wount listen to reason or even what the other person has to say,so the conversation is futile from the start.They are only out to feed their own ego and self-rightiousness.

Nice vid :)

[maximusfall]

ef it ! you're so, so convincing here

I already hate you !!!

[msposh2003]

I needed this laugh!  thanks a million. I was stressing looking for examples of reflective statements, I-statements and i ran across this. This is HELL- LaRIOUS!! I havnt laughed this hard in forever. probably bcause i know the female you modeled this off of. LOL!!!

[Kellyrosetta]

XD well said, XD, i think my philosophy professor would enjoy watching this greatly, -subscribe-

[PatchedGlass]

Our teacher showed us this in class. LOL you're brilliant XD 

[Evangeline30575]

Hahahaha this is sooo funny!! why does this have almost no views! beats me!

[csplendrig]

good tips but the xylophone in the background was annoying

[1nevery]

11. Be gorgeous; You won my argument the instant i hit play.

[thalgune]

you had me at Winning love!

[cincinatus90]

i liked it, its very common for people to do this bs

[slatkey2003]

You're sexy! Give me your number, Give me your number, Give me your number, Give me your number, Give me your number.

[zipper978]

So what I learned is be annoying and act immature and you win an argument....

[drnovikov]

12. If Hitler doesn't work -- call Jesus!

The Jesus argument is very useful when opponent is aware of that nasty Hitler trick ;-)

[joachimgoold12]

Hahaha yeah compare your enemy to hitler lol!!!!

[TroddinSod]

Well, well! Amusing is the idea of claiming victory despite defeat! It plays so opulently well to the dullard minds of the U.S. Who in reality, are dumbed down T.V. brainwashed. Being right doesn't matter, but defending stupidity does! This dear little girl is a great mentor for the really stupid people of the U.S. who care more about their favorite sports team, or, music star, then those who control their money & worth. What's really important: truth, justice, liberty, peace-doesn't matter.

[Eazye88x]

I agree very much...

[whatsthisish]

11. Compare your opponent to Hitler.

After a point is made that you would rather not address: say "That sounds suspiciously like something Hitler would say".

[styxman09]

@whatsthisish Hitler wasn't all bad, he did kill Hitler.

[JuanOfaKind88]

Oh, so that's how the right wing mooks do it. Bill O'Reilly I'ma' comin'!!

[Mastereye2000]

yellow is the new pink...... Damn it !!! XD

[Liziggy]

Right... For months I've had the abuse of Youtube commenters who didn't realize I was being sarcastic in this vid. Finally I've just deleted all comments (even the nice ones) and I'm starting from scratch. Approved comments only. Only letting through the ones from people who understand irony. - Cheers!

[SiriusMined]

@Liziggy

Well done vid. It made me smile.

I don't know why you get so many views on most of your vids, but have so few subscribers. Count me in as #66

[Mystazsea]

@Liziggy Love it Nice one hahahhaah Thanks Liziggy that was great!!! lol Id be so glad to have you on my team..hahah perfect....Nice work..LOL cracking up thats brilliant:)

[jackhovatter]

@Liziggy Lol did you give Glenn Beck classes? Great video, hot chic plus I love Iggy and the stooges. This reminds a bit of a book I read the modern drunkard it has procedure for a counter intervention you should check it out you'd appreciate it

[dkthg]

@Liziggy FUCK YOU! HOW DARE YOU APPROVE COMMENTS?! YOUR VID FUCKIN SUCKS!! LALALALLALLALLALALALALALALAL!!­!!

[Liziggy]

@dkthg Well, the fact that I let yours through tells you something about the quality and appropriateness of the comments I've had to disapprove. :) At least you closed with a nice musical accompaniment. Thanks.

[dkthg]

@Liziggy No problem, i'm just being a silly goose. Have a nice day! LALALALALALALALAL!!

[pvttommygun]

@Liziggy how to win an argument against a troll- you can't

[Wittgensteinien]

@Liziggy Looks like Someone read Schopenhauer.