Suicide bombers, babies, fighter jets, and pussy.

[araskimond1]

I would just like to say that ''no high person has ever blown themselves up'' statement is false. You see my arabic friend decided while we were all high that it would be a great idea to put a lit firework into an empty JD bottle. Glass shards were everywhere, but luckily no one got hurt :P

[thewewguy8t88]

he seems to diffrent on the show fear factor. he just seems like guy who has a whole lot class and knows how to keep himself clam where he is just goes all out.

[wheresmyrematch]

not a big fan of rogans stand up...

[xx4x4x4]

@wheresmyrematch then go fuck yourself

[wheresmyrematch]

@xx4x4x4 why your little sister does it so well.

[xx4x4x4]

@wheresmyrematch Dam you are one dumb mother fucker.....

[wheresmyrematch]

@xx4x4x4 "Damn".

[bigleonard1984]

I love the podcast and the UFC commentary etc, both really amusing to me, but his stand up is painfully unfunny to me. Painful.

[OneMillionandOne]

@bigleonard1984 He's hilarious. I don't know what you're talking about :)

[itachi99456]

this is so funny when i am hammered!!!!!!!!!!!

[hassanbigboss]

I fought in iraq and once u been shot at there is no better high than that!!!!!!!!!!!

[trbowers1]

And HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[DeathMinnion]

we hold hands and watch them shit their pants... its FUCKING AMAZING!

[Mallenaudrix]

I know he's brilliant and in order to make an audience laugh all the time you have to use fuck every other words, but come on man? lol geez say fuck more, come on do it! fuck yeah! anyway, everyone needs to watch the Union documentary. It's the modern day equivalent of the Common Sense pamphlet. The full thing is free on youtube. or go to whop.weebly.com

[cj397]

@Mallenaudrix shut up, it's just a word.

[iamgr80k]

@cj397 Actually, it's two...

[8osiris]

w w w.flickr. com /photos/ sacred_geometry /6287312902 /in/ photostream

The real 72 virgins.

[rabbitsareweird]

this is hilarious!

anyway, check out my twitter please, i hope its fun and cool: twitter.com/#!/sexandpolitix

[joshmad]

I love the podcast... but i dont enjoy his stand up.... idk why...

[counterstriving]

@joshmad His podcasts are better. With standup the main point is to make people laugh constantly, but on the podcast he doesn't have to worry about that, he can go ahead and develop his thoughts about things, with more subtle humor, and he's a brilliant guy.

[beardedswine]

skydiving gets boring

[nousername21]

hahahahaha

[Chitownrunthis]

LOL top comment thinks Joe's material is smart, whos really stupid?

[whole27]

@Chitownrunthis u obviously haven't seen all the joe rogan vids on youtube...watch them first and then decide

[MACKATTACK1970]

@Chitownrunthis You!

[Syeno]

@Chitownrunthis Wow you have no idea. Joe's one of the most "aware" ppl in the world. And you dont even know what i mean by that. Ill let you do the research. Itll blow your mind.

[MikeDunn]

He sounds like a druggie.

[battlemeok]

@MikeDunn depends how you define "druggie".....anything that alters your mind is a drug by definition... in which case more than half the population would be considered "druggies"... idk why im even bothering with this response youre clearly trolling..

[MikeDunn]

@battlemeok over-analyze much? God forbid someone should say something about your precious hero. Yeah, I must be a troll.

[battlemeok]

@MikeDunn hero? hardly, but this video had absolutely nothing to do with drugs and you comment somthing about him being a druggie... so either youre a hater or youre trolling.... either way youre a douche and probably dont have too many friends irl so you vent on youtube.

[MikeDunn]

@battlemeok which is why I said he SOUNDS like a druggie. You don't necessarily have to comment on the exact subject in the video, dick. Too bad I hurt your precious feelings with a YouTube comment, loser.

[battlemeok]

@MikeDunn yup, tore my ego apart.... have a nice day youtuber.

[fuckshit485]

hilarious ^^

[dwpride]

sucks

[Tremari0]

joe rogan's hilarious :D and people should also listen to his interviews/discussions!

[jonadamich]

God this guy is insanely good

[CFBLover3]

on fear factor and ufc he sounds like a normal guy but in his real life he's is one fucked up crazy funny individual

[CtrlAltDltYou]

yeah, pussy's pretty fucking special

[dwaydway1]

Joe you re a brilliant man!!!!!

[PeeweeLujan34]

I GOT OUTTA THAT PLANE AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THAT.?!

[FGBCHENG]

Joe Rogan forgot to mention that it has to be an attractive woman and her vagina. We won't blow ourselves up for a Rosie O Donnel's pussy.

[Gerdron]

Joe is ok. The fact that you think his shit is intelligent makes you seem stupid though.

[Nirvanaman4]

@Gerdron Your kidding right? Listen to his podcast for 5 minutes and youll change your mind.

[Gerdron]

Joe is ok. The fact that you think shit is intelligent makes you seem stupid though.

[skatefilmsmile]

3:35 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! ROFL

[pratikh]

I must find a way to go flying in an FA18 now. Shit sounds crazy intense.

[VitalSigns1]

Music feels better than sex

[futureblade7]

@VitalSigns1 Yeah but it doesn't.

[VitalSigns1]

@futureblade7 Oh but it does. Music is the greatest thing in the world, followed closely by sex.

[94Cioppa]

@VitalSigns1 Sex is even better when music is on. Put on a Tool record next time you fuck its pretty sweet

[SuperiorNizzle]

Damn, I aint had any pussy in like 7 or 8 months.

[Zodeaxe]

@SuperiorNizzle your also gay so...............

[SuperiorNizzle]

@Zodeaxe Says the kid who uploads Runescape videos....

[AceOfHeart2012]

There's very little one can do to protect one's self from men who's willing to blow themselves up for pussy that doesn't even exist in this dimension.

[AyeSoFly]

WATUSH WATUSH WATUSH, HES FUCKEN BLACKIN OUT TOO

[pixywife]

and thats what i want to experience:) the flight ex.....i have my own vagina.



[RenegadeSOD]

DHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

OHHHH SHIIIIIIT HE'S BLACKING OUT TOOO!!!

DHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU!!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! his energy brings this bit to a whole other level. i love every thing he does hahaha!

[NwGKenny]

that fighter jet bit was brilliant

[MACKATTACK1970]

@Ician100 Could be worse, I could be Ician100, god forbid.

[123slosher]

:(

[StojanSR]

You 2 guys in the top comments are so right! I would give 10 thumbs up each of you if I could 'cuz I totaly agree with you.

[Dabidabida]

@StojanSR Yes, exactly.

[LeadLead]

Pussy's better for sure. I mean, who doesn't like cats?? They're so cute and loving and independent. Lol Joe Rogan is so funny because he knows exactly what we're all thinking! 

[samanbandana]

fake, nobody can stand 13 Gs. beyond 10 Gs your brain starts to disfigure!

[Mr805socal]

@samanbandana

Well i looked it up and in fact...the body CAN withstand 13G's....where did youget that info? In the mid-1940s, an Air Force physician named John Stapp had done 16 runs himself and withstood up to 35 G's. He lost dental fillings, cracked a few ribs, and twice broke a wrist, but he survived.

[samanbandana]

@Mr805socal when pilots train,they never go beyond 9 Gs because its not safe...even experienced pilots dont!

[freeadultdating115]

Wonderful Short Clip

[bradchesney11]

Extroverted suicide bombers.

[bradchesney11]

Some people are willing to blow up other people to take over a land which they claim was given to them by God. The other people who got blown up were Arabs and British.

[iurhviusdfavhi]

"HIGHLY UNLIKELY POSSIBILITY"

thats religion in 3 words.

[JarethGT]

Funny how Joe Rogan tries to slightly educate the morons in the audience, now they know what oxytocin is. And they would of never known what that was in their life if they wouldn't of seen Joe.

[gblackmon84]

If you don't think he's funny, then I think you've got frontal lobe issues. Its evolution bitches...

[AristophanesNow]

What's the name of the brain chemical that makes you want to strangle "the little mother fuckers?" Joe Rogan has completely turned me off of "observational humor."

[jcismyman]

@AristophanesNow then maybe you shouldve listened to the fact he was quoting his sister you silly shit

[yokeepsitreal]

Joe Rogan is is so fuckin smart! That's why he can say the things he say like he's some idiot but he's not because the things he talk about are all meaningful.

[saenz78]

Mindstorm!!! Does that make him funny??? Or it just makes you feel good???

[saenz78]

Who ever told this guy that he's a comedian??? He's not a natural comedian, he forces himself to much. His voice is annoying!

[tisilwm]

@saenz78 he has things to say and can say them in way that is funny, get over your self

[saenz78]

Ok! Still not funny!!! Boring!!!

[saenz78]

Boring!

[MindstormRecs]

@saenz78 <~~~ Moron

[arzama1]

Girls don't BLOW themselves up for dick... Because they BLOW enough dick already.

[izwald1]

joe is my favorite comic of this generation

[givemeacoke]

i dont really think hes funny but i think he has interesting things to say. id rather hear him just talk than do comedy

[SlothDemon666]

UFC

[lutz18692]

a little too dane cook for my taste

[MindstormRecs]

@lutz18692 Lol Dane Cook doesn't talk about hmmmm any of this shit

[Dabidabida]

Best punchline in history

[MACKATTACK1970]

I can understand why many people don't find Joe funny, the answer is simple, there are many stupid people who lack the intelligence to comprehend what he says or the points he makes.

.....

Stupid people miss out on so much of life that you have to feel a bit sorry for them.

[pshaw951]

@MACKATTACK1970 Yeah there is a certain intelligence level it takes to find 'intelligent' comedy funny. Totally agree with you dude!

[abrouzo]

@MACKATTACK1970 totally agree bro, stupid ppl who are not capable of deep observation and thorough thinking upon things cannot and will never b able to experience life as we do. i always find myself stuck in a situation where im trying to explain every possible detail to someone who is too feeble minded to penetrate deeper thought in what there experiencing. People have to learn to be more observant, learn to enjoy complete comprehension of things instead of just taking things as they come and

[abrouzo]

@MACKATTACK1970 never reflecting back on them. lol i prob sound crazy or something but its really how some ppl are. Im happy that others than myself share the same point of view and that im not the only one who realizes how important it really is to understand everything at its fullest. :D

[shadylurker138]

@MACKATTACK1970 I dont feel sorry for them, they dont deserve it

[basik1mhk]

@MACKATTACK1970 just like your mother.jk

[MACKATTACK1970]

@basik1mhk You are obviously one of 'them'. Go ahead and admit it, you don't find Joe Rogan funny or enlightening, as a matter of fact you don't comprehend 80% of what he is saying.

.....

It's ok, society needs some of your types around, there are certain jobs and activities that we rely on people like yourself to conduct, thank you for your blind, redundant service to mankind.

[Voxtrot7]

@MACKATTACK1970 I love Joe Rogan. The difference between me and you? I understand that humor is subjective and I don't have to be a pompous jackass about differing opinions.

[LamonicBomb]

@MACKATTACK1970 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mm iiiiiiiiiiiiiii dont know if we HAVE to feel sorry for them, its more of an OPTION.... for the most part really.

[vaughanalderson]

@MACKATTACK1970 They wouldn't appreciate most of it anyway. Ignorance is bliss.

[MACKATTACK1970]

@vaughanalderson True

[MACKATTACK1970]

@OverTheBrinks Your attempt to insult those that are superior to you have failed. It is difficult to be insulted by someone who doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. 'O' is not proper word and you don't capitalize 'Or' in the middle of a sentence.

.....

You are an uneducated, retarded buffoon but I bet your mommy loves you.

.....

Thanks for the the laughs, you have not insulted me with your feeble attempt but have amused me with your stupidity.

[MACKATTACK1970]

@OverTheBrinks Please take a grammar class before you write your next post. What the hell is 'speaking that which you have not place to.'?

.....

Do you understand why I disdain uneducated morons who have the audacity to attempt to insult their superiors for no reason except for the fact that they were slighted by a random post that was not directed specifically to them? Do you understand how useless you are? Definition of stupidity: learning a higher truth from the mouth of a buffoon.

[SamiNami]

@MACKATTACK1970 But having a big ego then? I think that if you have a high ego, and look down on people, you miss out on more :)

[zdude747]

@MACKATTACK1970 What do you mean by that jerk!!!!! fucking Jerk! i hate you :)

[MACKATTACK1970]

@zdude747 What?

[starks758]

fuck it chrop dust the world!

[MogasFox3]

lol pussy in another dimension

[nine11wasninsidejob]

LOL its kinda like abortion but after the kid is born. dont worry 2 much looooooooool

[darkknight9761]

Thanks Brad, this is fucking hilarious! This guy is great.

[zer08927]

His delivery is SPOT ON in this performance!

[tubadude07]

Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan need to take over the world.

[yeaiskateduh]

@tubadude07 Fuck Mencia he's a hack.

[dj69918]

@tubadude07 Minus Carlos Mencia, lls

[juanblacknwhite]

@tubadude07 they dont like each other.

[moonerjamerson]

Until 1:18 is funny, the rest i find is rambling

[Fourteen88SoCal]

hahahahahahah how he explains the flight xD

[arm0baller]

This might be the funniest stand up comedy clip i've ever seen

[tubadude07]

Get high and listen to this. HILARIOUS.

[amalgam987]

he aient even funny at all.!

[dwpride]

sucks

[NoName1325]

this guy isn't funny. I thought he had autism or something acting out every sceen like that idiot dane cook

[swagermacker]

I bet Dana white was shiting his pants when he saw this

[mspouh]

joe rogan is hilarious and he rocked in fear factor!! anyone who says otherwise doesnt knwo what their talking about... but i dont like him much in UFC

[JeffThunder]

tony rock is so much better

[jjock]

AWESOME SET!!!

[BBug86]

If you like his material you should listen to some of his podcasts, some really interesting conversations on there.

[BINGLEY23]

I just think UFC everytime i see Joe, haha hes hilarious. First time i've seen his stand up.

[rebelsk8r3]

18 People Blew themselfs up and didn't get there pussy!

[DCslatter01]

@rebelsk8r3 i think its more then that lol

[nelippez]

God damn getting aids and dying is about the funnies thing i have done this year. Fuck! Joe Rogan is funny 

[screwmanx]

This guy is about as funny as getting aids and dying

[Parano1dlol]

@screwmanx u suck!

[kbryk90]

oxytocin is one of the only positive feedback mechanisms in the human body, not to much critical thinking you just need to be aware....

[mykeylmbaao]

i fucking love rogan

[tombodell22409]

Joe is one of those rare pot heads, who actaully knows what hes talking about. This is also funny aswell.

[aniivialplanet]

@tombodell22409 not rare, a lot of pot heads know what they're talking about

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

"Why" is such a forgotten question nowadays. the more you ask it, the more people feel astranged

[mossberg451]

i love this guy

[mossberg451]

i wish i had some weed

[mossberg451]

thats why it feels good its made that way to force u into doing it to reproduce. the power of the pussy

[VitriolicAC]

@mossberg451 What's even crazier if you think about it is that we're not 'made' that way.  Like, at one point our ancestors somewhere down the line, maybe even before humans, didn't have connections from their pleasure centers to their sex organs, but those who did bred more cause it felt better, and eventually their more abundant breeding just made that connection the overwhelming norm. All the life you see today is the product of the failures and successes of the past. Life is amazing.

[mossberg451]

blow urself up for twat

[Balla4life3]

Joe is a philosopher! The Socrates of Comedy.

[TruNikkaz]

dude this is fucking hysterical

[bodazaphfa]

lol I love Joe. He's the shit.

[tincansteve]

Genius at work here!

[hugenoodles]

lol victory

[lbsmrbrb1]

greatest title for a youtube video ever

[LOGomerta13]

15 people need a blunt

[ilikeoral]

@LOGomerta13 i got a blunt! haha blunt time!

[jd365ify]

nigger cunt

[BanglishBoy]

your sister?

[TubeSecurity]

yes

[4pl3x]

I..Made...People. HAHAHAHA

[Spacecowboyy]

is he on coke or something.. damn.

[mac0033]

@Spacecowboyy He's never done coke and he refuses to do any addictive drugs like coke, crack, meth, etc.

[atabakimoments]

He's Begging for laugh and claps ....

[trapsmv9]

OH SHIT, HE'S BLACKIN OUT TOO!!!!!

[toyotas2006]

3:48

That girl was HOT!

[fatsomamacheese]

That look back at the camera at 3:58 with the little smirk...that's Joe knowing that about 20 girls in the audience were going to come up to him after the show and try and "hang out" that night because of that 4 minute bit.

[bigbopper993]

check out,,,,,,,,,BOB SEIFRIED STANDUP,,,,,,,,funny shit man!!!

[ThatGuyHoldingaGun]

wow i thought he swore alot on ufc lol

[draziom902]

pussy is nice. i love slipping inside it.

[MegaDarkangel13]

uve got to be kidding me joe rogan is not funny, compared to louis ck, russel peters and george carlin

[p00j2620]

@MegaDarkangel13

Russel Peters hasn't been funny since his dad died.

Rogan is a funny fucker. Sorry you are too mainstream to like him.

[fatsomamacheese]

@MegaDarkangel13 If George Carlin knew he had a fan on some other comedians video saying how that comedian sucks and George Carlin is better...George Carlin would tell you to put a dick in your mouth and shut up.

[Lonehawk2k4]

joe rogan can be funny but i think the excessive cursing kinda killed but luv the intensity tho lol

[mexguit]

Very entertaining and I could probably watch the whole thing, but not very funny in my opinion.

[mazebeats123]

hes a really funny guy. but hes not my type of comedy. i like katt williams nd dave chapell

[Maximum777Payne]

@mazebeats123 thats not fuckin' comedy, theres a reason Williams is in jail...

[mazebeats123]

@Maximum777Payne idk wat shyt u listen 2 but katt is fuckin hilarious

[Emron925A]

he isnt funny. my opinion

[willman808]

I don't understand how some people don't find Joe funny. You have no soul if you don't enjoy this.

@willman808 Maybe because its fuckin' funny. Get a sense of humour