The State - Old Fashioned Guy

[eisenkreuzmusik]

call me old fashioned, but I'm stuck in the 90's, because everything else after sucked

(whistle)

[headcrabgordan]

Is this rick perry?

[AmeliaDuphraine]

i just made it a meme go to memestache and vote for itt

[SpamNapkin]

hey Rick Perry

[DavidKruk]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[andreandeahhh]

Whaddup Rick Perry

[GunnarSavage]

Why can't I find The Animal Song?

[SNAZZYGOLDFISHES]

Call me old fashioned, but when are they gonna repeal slavery?

[rayzausa]

Wow I thought I was the only fan! People just look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them about TheState. Man, I miss this comedy, it was one the best of my short 34 year life.

[wesexpress]

tell ya how to extend this bit by about 10 seconds, since ive liked this since 97

"Call me Old Fashioned...but I still believe there's only one true God...

and he lives in this lake...

and he enjoys Dunkaroos."

(throw a couple Dunkaroos in the lake, when the geese go after it be like)

"You get away from that, those are God's Dunkaroos!"

then dive in the lake after the geese

[evrythingallthetime1]

@wesexpress

Sounds like you've watched one too many Will Ferrell flicks.

[articcoyfox]

So wish these guys were around when the internet took over our lives. Everything they said or did was insta memeable.

[soramic]

THERE MUST BE MORE OF HIM.

[yehigota5inchtaint]

classic

[MeasHanSolo]

These guys were way ahead of their time.

[MissDezzie96]

lamee....



[WolfofAvalon09]

I'm tired of this... I don't have to stand around here and listen to this..... I'm outta heeere.....

[jimotazertaki]

Sexy Asian lady is there **busizz4me.info**

[Flayprime]

meh

[oogrooq]

like insane clown posse

[6amonmars]

These guys were like my only friends when I was growing up, except they didn't ever see or know of me.

[BigNeonGlitterGirl]

Call me old fashioned, but this sucked.....

[wodyguy]

Call me old fashion but, women voters? Ha, welcome to planet Mars.

[CambridgeHeights]

@wodyguy That was the least funny thing I've ever heard anyone say.

[wodyguy]

@CambridgeHeights well if you weren't so quick to judge my comment, you would probably have realized that it's another line from Old Fashioned Guy. But go ahead and keep on being rude, after all, it DOES make you look cool. Happy YouTube commenting, douchebag.

[CambridgeHeights]

@wodyguy My mistake! You're still a massive t-bagger btw.

[bgrant82]

@wodyguy  ... I'll just be over here in my SPACE SHIP.

[ElCh3aPo]

@wodyguy That was one of my favorites!! LoL I watch The State on Netflix these days. I miss when Mtv didn't suck.

[childgamer01]

call me old fashioned thats what i am.

[CrushNazT]

LMFAO i love it

[Cannibalzz]

is the state's network show online?

[Tjellevejrup]

Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer the general knowledge of my grandpa than that of this so-called internetmachine..

[taylorxo16]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Perlustrate]

Call me old fashioned, but I think that animals should be tortured to death in the town square for fun.

[CaptainSpatula404]

Call me old fashioned, but I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

[ripelivejam]

hah the whistling always cracks me up.

[spookynegro]

hahahahh i have a homeboy that talks just like this hahahah

[davedoug]

remember that troupe "the state" ?

yeah..

they were never funny.

[hellothere471]

The State was awesome.

[whedsky]

@hellothere471 correction........the state IS awesome

[mwells219]

isn't this guy on the board of education in texas?

[sk8nike]

he is one of the officers on RENO 911, he is the one who wears the short shorts

[mwells219]

you missed my joke. google texas board of education and you'll get it.

[PickleHead60]

This is doubly retarded, with liquishit on top.

[translucentorb]

@PickleHead60 Says you from the basement of your elderly mother's house.

[llieske]

@QuantumQuacks o_0 are you seriously trying to reason with this skit? you know it's fake right?

[xterrasesc]

This is retarded!

[MrLawrenceV]

fire is magic, and it scares me a lot.

if this isn't meme material, I don't know what is.

[fuckthewhat667]

I hope you're just joking, because you know you'd have to be pretty narrow minded enough to watch a funny video, and feel like its your responsibility to give the next six or seven people who watch this a science lesson.

Kudos if you're just being sarcastic but if not you should try having sex

[EvanLouKy]

The best one is "Call me old fashioned... but women voters? Am I on Mars? Where's my spaceship?" *Whistling of familiar tune comences*

[Mauriceh1984]

call me old fashoined, but that guy is the man!

[Bugsy99]

Zorgo is real, you know.

[bizarrotx]

Call me old fashioned, but I think this should be a meme.

[TheSupremeSkeptic]

Amen to that

[captross07]

@bizarrotx tis true but it's from '93. no one would get it

[ThatWasFred]

@captross07 You know, there's this song from the '80s sung by an artist nobody remembers named Rick Astley that I always thought would be a great meme. But I guess you're right, it's been too long...

[jbywater]

@bizarrotx call me old fashioned, but i think you may be right

[TheTheLeaker]

@bizarrotx this was a meme before that was a word. Hell, before half of the fuckers watching this were born.

[sadeviant]

@bizarrotx Thank god this came out before everyone could shit it up by endlessly repeating it on the internet

[vigtigyou2uber]

@bizarrotx It is. Go to canv.as

[Kourus]

this is awesome as fuck

[eisenkreuzmusik]

call me old fashioned, but I believe a man holds the world on his shoulders, and if he gets tired, WE'RE SCREWEEEEED!!

[vans1107]

actor who plays the gay guy from RENO 911??

[danthebard]

he's over exaggerating religious beliefs

that's the satire in this

it's like saying  "call me old fashion but i blood let my daughter for her fever she got from a curse"

something like that

[thelegand1]

i love his whistle

[skilmer]

this is EXACTLY how i feel when someone tells me they are christian or that they believe the bible or any religious text!!! I literally laugh at those beliefs, they are equivalent to ORGO of THE LAKE

[fishinwithguns]

you nailed it

[ickymicky]

Dont push your beliefs on us, skilmer

[arvydas0069]

you must have loads of friends

[wndrw982]

youre weak sauce. are you saying that its impossible for there to be something more than this physical 3D world that we live in? or you just dont believe anything in religious texts?

[kmiller812]

FUCKING GENIUS!

[RaIphLauren]

Call me old fashioned, but i think my mullet looks awesome

[thelegand1]

i dont get this video :(

[ffmcracdcftw]

I think it's so supposed to say how the old fashion people's ways are inaccurate and stuff

[joshfrombuffalo]

People have this common conception of old-fashioned in the sense of being kind of Victorian and resistant to things like feminism and secularism. You know, that idea of the "old-fashioned guy" who holds open doors for women and old people, etc... But this character goes back even further than that by being "old-fashioned" in the sense of being primitive and prehistorical.

[hujontukai]

Call me olf fashioned, but i've got balls of steel!

[opti95]

call me old fashion but i beleve that this videos gay

[mseales]

@opti95

you're old-fashioned.

[DonnywhoTOOKMYNAME]

der der der derda derda derda derdaa

[MrNeo2001]

I think MTV is behind "The Station" on YT

[thelegand1]

lol whats that got to do with this awesome video

[MrNeo2001]

thelegand1, MTV Sponsored the State (Mid 1990's) which is what the clip is from. The YT celebrities are as fake as reality TV (Also created by MTV) and The Station is probably backed/created by MTV. It's not my fault people are stupid and are easily manipulated.

[EndlessChris]

Call me old fashioned, but I think Russian roulette is a great game for kids.

[chezbowski]

Call me old fashioned, but after watching the State on DVD, I'm gonna stick with my VHS copied.

*whistles*

[EndlessChris]

Call me old fashioned, but I think a duel is the only way to settle any dispute.

[mnyfrsh]

Haha.

[cleverloginname]

Call me old fashioned, but I think women are property.

[EndlessChris]

Call me old fashioned, but I think there are witches amongst us, and we must burn them.

[masmotors]

call me old fashioned i got nothing

[EricMetalGuitarist]

Call me old fashioned, but I think we should stone people and crucify them for traffic offenses.

[PatTheFatCat123]

Call me old fashioned, but i like to eat boobs right off a teenage girls body.

[AlvisaMinidoruv]

Call me old fashioned, but I told my wife I'd divorce her unless she learned to shoot ping pong balls out of her urethra.

[jameshippiekid]

Call me old fashioned , but I think we should worship the sun and moon as powerful gods, and fear them.

[halfcabdisaster7]

Sometimes I eat cereal with water instead of milk.

[bowened21]

Hey everybody! You see that lake? I wanna dip my balls in it!

[DrSamberg]

I know, RIIIIIIGHT!!!

[StickFigureMaster]

LOL

[SuperWolfLover1]

@bowened21

Epic win... Louie.

XD

[creat3d]

@bowened21 Hey everybody, it's Louie!

[TheSilverDubber]

@bowened21 Oh sweet Jesus, nearly fell off ma fuckin chair laughing!!

Legend!

[WebVMan]

See that galaxy over there? I wanna dip Spaceballs in it!!!

[fusion66]

a lot of the people from reno 911 are on this show

[stubblyhead]

Call me old-fashioned, but if the giant who holds up the sky ever dies, we are screwed!

[pika23]

Ahhhhh...The State. I was a nerdy sophmore in highschool and this show was my good friend on many a lonely saturday night.

[draconicmetal]

call me old-fashioned, but women voters? I'll be in my spaceship if you need me.

[karlsmith00]

no i think it's, women voters? welcome to planet mars!

[reflector2]

Did they ever do a sketch with Old Fashioned Guy talking about women voters? I may be crazy, but I do seem to remember a sketch similar to something like that.

[wolfmanjacked57]

I miss THE STATE. For FUCKS sake realease it on DVD!!!

[Kemruss]

Back when original mtv programing was great, along with liquid televison and bevis and butthead. Now its all reality garbage. To bad those guys had to give thier creative licence over to mtv or this stuff would be for sale already, just like old bevis and butthead, mtv owns all the rights to it and refuse to put it out. Mtv is a shill of what it used to be and its a shame, they used to be so ahead of their time....damn shame

[MisterFiend]

copypasta

[Dracanon]

why the HELL wouldn't they release it on DVD??? They would make millions. This show was the American answer to "Kids in the Hall". Some young people might think the show is tame, but back in the day this show was revolutionary. Don't forget, the Simpsons were considered the devil by the church when it first came out, I remember my Aunt wouldn't allow me to watch it if I was around her, because it made fun of church! Fuck now this show is concidered tame next to the "family Guy",

[Recovrd1]

Well put, I agree with everything that u said.

[XiolaBleu1]

The State, and Liquid Television were amazing... I think I was in 1st or 2nd grade when Liquid Television came out and 3rd grade when the state came out....I tend to think they may have warped my little mind back then, and I mean that in the best and most endearing way possible. It's awesome to come back 20 or so years later to re-watch them now that I'm actually capable of understanding what the hell they're talking about. I miss the days when MTV and even Nickelodeon had an edge to them.

[MePatchTheOriginal]

Don't forget the Idiot Box. The best original program MTV ever put out in my opinion.

[atomofish]

Oh yeah. These were definitely MTV's best years. So many fond memories.

[pwsociety]

Ahem.

On July 14 THE STATE will be available for the 1st time ever on DVD! Get all 24 episodes, over 90 mins of unaired sketches, commentary, and more! Check their official website for more details.

[16vjustice]

Dude, I have been waiting for the state DVD to come out for YEARS.

I check their site regularly, I hope that this is true!!!

[PrimetimeD]

They're advertising it on the MTV site as well, and it's available for preorder at Amazon.

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!!

[pika23]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *asplodes in fan tard ecstasy*

[LiviaScott]

Thomas Lemon is my FAVORITE! This is great.

[mutulus]

I prefer thomas lennon myself.

[callant94]

BORING!

[NaveedKoval]

wrong?

[dizzlemoneybagz]

funny show

[jankdc]

they have the full series up on the mtv website.

[piggypue]

Women voters? I'll be on my spaceship.

[FreshCutSafetyPin]

Hmm... Always liked 'The State.' But does this sketch strike a little too close to 'On The Subject of Me' from The Kids in the Hall? I think so. And Thomas Lennon is the obvious Dave Foley of the group.

[damienmetalwind]

nothing beetz his whistle at the end!

[backpack71]

the state makes me sooooo happy... now some bat man cartoons and POW!!! im back to the 90's

[hiimbrady]

haha religious people are stupid

[MediocreGenius]

I know!

[bobadork]

this is one of the best commercials for the mormon church. Kolob! The new creation!

[eisenkreuzmusik]

Call me old fashioned.

But I believe that there is a man who holds the world on his shoulders.

And if he gets tired, we are screeeeewed!

*whistle*

[eric829]

i use that screw-w-w-w-w-w-w-ed bit a lot and no one knows WTF im talking about. i hope i can find the skit where the state performs unplugged .....

[eisenkreuzmusik]

You'll always give me a boner

[eric829]

HAHAHAHA XD brilliant ... just need kevin allison with a black eye, david wain carted off by the feds, and joe lotrullio in eskimo gear

[ShakehandShake33]

always give me a boner....hilarious song/skit...so is this....but that unplugged thing is on the skits and stickers video

[eric829]

i own the skits and stickers (sans stickers) video .... it isnt on there.

[ShakehandShake33]

...I guess I got confused sorry...it's on one of the homemade tapes I have...I coulda sworn it was on skits and stickers too...I just want MTV to stop dicking around and release the whole shebang already...I've wanted this old fashioned guy thing along with others to be on dvd for so long...yet they continue to release every Viva La Bam season in it's entirety I guess there's no accounting for taste

[eric829]

"yet they continue to release every Viva La Bam season in it's entirety I guess there's no accounting for taste"

AMEN!

but since Vava La Bam had a convicted pedophile on their show (Don Vito) i dont think theyll be marketing that anymore... maybe The State (who has no convicted felons ... yes not even michael ian black hahaha ) may have a chance.

[ShakehandShake33]

wow...didn't know that I guess that does move the state up one more notch toward DVD release..btw one of my favorite parts about boner is the joe lotrullio counter melody...always...give me...boner...boner...remember that...hilarious

[eric829]

how about kevin allison's "black eye"? rich! =)

[wuerrang]

Thats a mighty fine suit!

[tygersflowerz]

Holy God you're background graphic on your channel is not funny! (MY EYES.. ow..)

[megapolon]

Yeah, dude, you better be careful. That background graphic is going to cause epileptic seizures.

[LetsBuildASnowman]

This reminds me of Jack Handey. I love The State, though!

[iidxzeus]

I can't wait for the state to come to DVD! Does anyone out there remember the BENNY'S NO GOOD CLOTHES SHOP AND PANCAKE HOUSE skit? That had to be my favorite skit on the state, and I used to have it before my last hard drive crashed. Please someone find that video and post it! I've looked everywhere!

[GoatBoy06]

sticky, tight clothes the were NEVER in style... and pancakes...

[pylostheposer]

rahrahrahrahrahrahrah.

rahrahrahrahrahrahrah.

rahrahrahrahrahrahrah.

rahrahrahrahrahrahrah.

rahrahrahrahrahrahrah.

[godflesh666]

i'm stoked! i've waited more than a decade for this. i used to watch this show in junior high..daaayum

[fteaiv]

i read somewhere that it was taken off the slate for october..i dont know when it is due out, however its absense from amazon is alarming. they normally have items like this available for preorder. the only thing it allows you to do is buy downloads of episodes. i don't think people realize the cult following of this show and how happy people will be to get it. there are lots of us.

[fteaiv]

i heard that the state will be out on dvd this fall!!!!

[driverafranqui]

In October! :-)

I am soooooo buying that... and I know I'll be laughing myself to death

[ParadoxIncarnate]

I miss the hell out of this show.

[greventlv]

I know!!!!!

[trojengolden]

anyone know where I can find state episodes?

[redrobot77]

call me old fashioned but...women voters? I'll be over in my spaceshiap!

[dynamoehummm]

exactly redrobot.. that's the one i've been looking for.. have you found it?

[redrobot77]

man I had all the episodes on vhs...but the casettes gave up years ago :(

[xskyfirex]

for the record, its Women Voters? Welcome to planet mars!

THEN the spaceship line

[redrobot77]

true dat brotha