Arise - The New Form of Horror

[XGunnerX]

Video was 45% darkness

10/10

[Invisibrah]

A new form of horror has arised.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

These games are really, really scary. Just think:

Somewhere, in a quiet, lonely house, the basement door opened at midnight, and a lone programmer sat down at his desk and thought to himself, "You know, this is good enough to upload."

Nightmare fuel.

[pointlessworld]

This game seems like "Obligatory Screamer Faces: The Game".

i dun get it

[bullethead2202]

It's like playing those old I Spy cd-roms.

[demi133]

You need to use the finger on the lock? And here I was thinking you had to burn it...

[RyutheWeredragon]

They're using Resident Evil Music in this? D= Poor Resident Evil Soundtrack. Being degraded to being used in crappy flash games.

[RatherWatchThem]

I knew it was going to be quality when I saw the lowercase i in the opening scene.

[demi133]

Am I the only one who thought he'd have to burn the finger to find yet another key inside?

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

I love their mildly upset scream @ 2:45 

[SomaCruz500]

-Scary .jpeg at intro-

... Huh?

I think that was supposed to be scary?

[piplupsingularity]

I like this video, it's great nightmare retardant.

[FlamingKittenOfDoom]

My cat jumped at me from behind, and that scared me more than anything in this shitty game.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

Retsupurae needs to find a third lousy flash game with a severed human finger as an item, just to complete the trifecta.

[pullahoko]

This is not a comment. I put this here to comment on your video.

[hanktbeck]

This reminds me of Darkseed 2

[lordoftrolling]

@hanktbeck Except for the bitching main character?

[incredicassio]

I managed to finish Arise 1,2 and 4 before this video ended. I am the master... of wasting time.

[somedamnfangirl]

"DIE" looks more like, "OIE"

YEEEAHHHH, OIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[CeleryMan3]

Burn the finger, there's probably a key in there.

[insertbestnameever]

I went to a Halloween store today and saw some masks that looked exactly like the jpgs in Arise. I got slightly startled; not because they were scary, but because something from the Internet found me in real life.

[ShadownetNN]

I like how the presence of a glove meant that whoever put you in that shack was considerate enough to stick a pair in there so you don't get your hands dirty.

[bloodrunsclear]

'And the devil did a horrible ominous thing called fart'

That's actually what Pumpernickel means XD

[LordIronHat]

So this game is about satan putting you in a shack full of keys and drawers just to mildly inconvenience you?

[Spartan2Hire]

I think the website name is a typo, it should be NoFunZone.

[TheToast7]

So here you have exhibit 6 in our Museum of the History of Retsupurae. Here is the moment where slowbeef and diabetus stopped planning jokes, or only doing videos if they were outrageously retarded, and moved to a new form of comedy, with more improvisation, wisecracks, and less straight-man style comedy. While no one is sure which era of retsupurae is better, most viewers agree that all the videos are great. Anyway, on to our next exhib-

BLEHHHHHH

[thealexgher]

today i was in math class my teacher said now don't think of this as a test think of it as a test

[elledesu]

I thought that said "Olé", not "DIE" at 2:47. Whoops.

[BlackIceDragon2005]

The PSN Network.

AKA: The PlayStation Network Network.

[Vaderkid123]

Grotty Piss-Stained Finger.

[bangsgeorge860]

Can't these guys make a game without Resident evil music...no need to put a great game's music into a crappy game

[meckrisa]

@bangsgeorge860 I know, it's like in Parkour Parkour Brooklyn where it has the goddamn Metal Gear Theme! An insult to the music!

[SlamminWolfgang]

"SPIDER WEB!!"

I almost pissed myself.

[genericman7060]

I'm sure there were more inventory slots than items in the game.

[KingKoodaz]

Hey Guys! You Should Play Exmortis 1 and 2! You'll ...... 'Enjoy It'..... Mwuahahah...

[SSBMKirby]

@KingKoodaz "insert I lied guy now"

[chaaarrrliiieee]

the faces actually scare me v.v

[Twilightmia]

you guys are fucking hilarious keep up the good work :D did you guys ever tried exmortis? bet you can throw some puns at it too XD

[leviathan1173]

@ThaBoneheadDudes

Spiderman?

[SuperUltra64]

One time, I thought I had the flu. So I stayed up late and beat Contra without cheating. Then I woke up in the ER. Turns out I had pneumonia, and my temperature was so high that my organs were starting to fail, and beating Contra was just a fever dream. That was really depressing, until the ER nurse loaded me up with Tylenol 3 with codine to bring my temp down, then everything was awesome again. They took away my buzzer because I was trying to beat Contra with it

[bangsgeorge860]

@SuperUltra64 thats scary...i had pneumonia and i had a high fever...took the idiot doctors 3 visits later to give me a damn x-ray...if my mother didnt threaten them with a negligence lawsuit, i would have been in your situation or even dead

[eternalobliviox71]

@SuperUltra64 I'm really sorry, but when I first saw that, I read it as 'until the ER nurse took my load'.

[EyeInTriangle1]

@eternalobliviox71 He didn't say took my load rofl.

[eternalobliviox71]

@EyeInTriangle1 I know, but I skimmed it too fast and misread the comment. That is the joke.

[scatzilla99]

@eternalobliviox71 Hmm... Freudian.

[eternalobliviox71]

@scatzilla99 Anyone else would take offense to that... but I wouldn't put it past me personally.

[JanitorAntisocial]

The only scary thing is the fact even after the creator posted a comment here a year ago only to be greeted by a shitstorm of vehement responses criticizing the lack of quality, he still managed to make Arise 4 worse than the previous three installments put together.

It's amazing how such common sense is lost on some people.

[hola4adola]

the spelling and writing are so bad, did a 8 year old do this game? or a foreigner?

[Aabicus]

4:98 "Was that Audrey II?"

I cannot believe I just heard a Little Shop of Horrors reference! Why is this channel so awesome‽

[SPLURG53]

Wait why did slowbeef turn into Arnold at the end?

[Wanderer2266]

Crowbar. Cuz I'm GORDON FUCKING FREEMAN

[Wanderer2266]

Why do all these people use shitty, not very creepy ambient songs for their soundtracks?

[hola4adola]

@Wanderer2266 those were RE1 songs, so ... your an idiot.

[fuandon]

Kiefer Greed is the Deathtrapper! Shitty flash crossovers ftw!

[psycotigerman]

This game is now featured in scream-o-vision when you see this you must scream *face pops up*Scream aaaah!

[insertbestnameever]

Dammit the JPEGs don't even pop out right. Does the creator of this game have a fear of dollar store masks or what?

[Son0fABatman]

Red bow ties?

[Neremworld]

You guys should just stick to doing stuff like this. Your actual Retsupraes are just... I can't stand them because you come off as self-righteous assholes rather then funny guys like here.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

3:00

Easily the funniest line ever said ever.

[KirisesLifeStudios]

lol u guys are to funny can u guys play the game house?

[HelpfulYoshi]

JPEGs, Keys, and Drawers, that will make you shit your pants for sure.

"More Keys and..what the hell was that?" lulz

[Dracorex13]

Oh sweet Jesus. I'm really jumpy and that literally scared the shit out of me.

[NocturneofSerenity]

JPEG: GROAAAR!!!

Diabeetus:......huh?

Slowbeef:.......hm?.....I think that was scary. I dunno.

The best horror games are so deathly terrifying, your brain goes into a shell-shock state to prevent you from going insane with fear. The crappy ones just aren't scary. Hence, Arise.

[DSX147]

How hypocritical of you to read the onscreen text when you bash LPers for doing it.

[Vietusernam]

@DSX147 To be fair, that text is hard as fuck to read, and had some humor in it (unintentional)

[Rocks21]

@DSX147 Only text that was read were the stupid parts solely to point out how stupid it is. Like that this is not a test crap or even the obscure font making letters look like other letters. They also read newgrounds coomments for the same reason of highlighting and referencing stupidity , complain about that too while you're at it.

[Rocks21]

@DSX147 All the read text were the stupid parts solely for humor sake. Like that "this is not a test" crap or even the obscure font making letters look like other letters. They also read newgrounds comments for the same reason of highlighting and referencing stupidity, complain about that too while you're at it. This isn't an actual Lets Play anyway though. Watch their actual Lets Plays and try to call them out for reading text in those if you can.

[hploveshack99]

Arise, chicken, arise...

[SpotxSpot]

666th like :P

[TheProjectMJ]

I thought 0:43 said "don't go through the boobs" XD

[BreegullGamer]

More like No Fun Zone.

[AgentMidnight]

Its truly a grim day when there are flash games called "Kissing Justin Bieber" that are actually more fun that these Flash Horror Games

[TheDarkestxHourx]

I love how Slowbeef says "SPIDER WEB!". Makes me laugh every time.

[PickpocketSan]

Plot Explanation (K.I.M. I didn't play Arise 3):

You are apparently Marco Cenauro who has amnesia, finds out by Arise 2 that you're being tested and wants revenge, what everyone thinks is a flu is called Black Vomit, and you're body holds the cure, AND you're immune because you're probably one of the monsters. The JPEGs A) Are real and want to stop you in Arise 4 after getting that far (why they're lethal) or B) hallucinations caused by the drug that becomes more potent over time.

Got It?

[Sakani17]

@PickpocketSan I say that works wel.

[lich109]

@PickpocketSan no. Why do you have a time limit in the third one then, and who gave you the virus? If the Jpegs are real now, why don't they harm you, and if they aren't, why do they harm you in arise 4?

[Crezth]

this is not a joke and it's not a joke i put this in the shack to joke you

[TonyBranston]

2:45 - Did you guys do the voice of the guy at the start of Arrival In Hell?

[windego999]

It IS the guardhouse music from Resident Evil 1. How unoriginal =/

[TheToast7]

SPIDER WEB

[BabbyPyro]

0:25

Slowbeeeeeeeeffff! Why did you call him out on thaaaaattt *sob, drink, puke*

[genericman7060]

Does anybody else think Diabettus's pronunciation of saw sounds like saul?

[Futil1ty]

PSN Network?

ATM Machine.

[Futil1ty]

It was good...it was too short, AND PERFECT.

[quentintoole]

Now i liked arise 1 and 2 but i hated 3 and 4 anyway good video

[Nintendoga]

I'm not typing a comment with MY HANDS!!!!

[LiquidZ2k]

Whiskers posted: 10/10 Meow...

[dustinjr1993]

do people just make shitty games for fun and post them on newgrounds for 10's?

[DriveInTake]

My dog ran away last week. We searched all over the city to find him face down in a puddle.

10/10!

[trumpeter811]

OMG a finger lets burn and get a piece of metal from it

[wwedbzfan2000]

God, this game is- *Jump scare* Um, It is *Jump scare* THIS GAME IS A LOAD OF-*Jump scare* Screw th-*Jump scare*

[houndoknight]

look likes scary i hate scary game

[rekameohs]

Mo Fun Zone website shows Arise 3 as being out, complete with ridiculous looking jpeg! Time for a halloween treat?

[Soragan]

The sad thing is if this were a level in Littlebig Planet, it'd get featured on the "cool" pages.

[DayBreakization]

A new type of horror? You mean the kind were you die from boredom? "Penumbra" this is not. It's not even "5 days a stranger."

[erty200]

@DayBreakization You actually think the title is serious..?

[DayBreakization]

@erty200 No, I just wanted people to know how much of a Adventure Game dork I am.

[DiddlyDiPotatoes]

SPIDER WEB!

[DXslilgangsta]

Not with MY Hands!!!!

[AZUREkiteMAN]

1:31

A Vibrator!

O, wait...

[Rvshem]

YE OLDE SUBTITLES

Laughed so hard.

[shadowbolt96]

My grotty piss stained finger!

[1CrazyFoxx1]

mabye it's for a door that the key you had didn't fit, that's the only sense I can make of it

[zildjian127]

the finger looked like a dick

[Oreichalcos]

Needs more keys.

[BouncingBarnicle]

Ha, Little Shop Of Horrors reference.

[Jakeallen86]

Yeas whiskers!! You'd rate me ten right?

[funkymonkey0426]

ugh....not enough breast cancer....

[nightspark43]

that was halarious *screamer thing* "huh."I think that was scary I don't know"

[WinglessIceAngel]

Unfortunately, this accurately represents most horror movies today.

[cyberhoodlum]

I like the part when the cheap scare comes out and slowbeef and diabetus both do a fake-sounding, "aaaaaahhhhh."

[sonicfeet]

It's worth pointing out that here in the comments section, Mr. Ayala justifies his defending the game with the fact the game apparently got "a daily prize and 60k views" SIX TIMES.

[zachy7777]

Spider Web!!!

Blood!!!

Key!!!

[linkjtd5]

Someone gimme the link to this.

[noone242412]

jumping faces bare scary 10/10

[Headbanger142]

UGH! Fuck jump scares!

[FireJigglypuff2310]

This is not a test. I put this here to test you.

[DenOfVipers]

It's from ElectricalBeast!

"I set up this evil trap. This evil test...to trap you, Mario! GRA AH AHH!"

[SpongeBobPore]

@DenOfVipers

Personally I find Electrical Beast's storylines to be much more compelling.

[mpwner11]

@DenOfVipers Teleport Mario!

[grendelee]

@FireJigglypuff2310 this sentence was the final test. Heres your next test.

[HHKelevra]

The only good horror game I've ever sen on Newgrounds was Exmortis.

[LumpyFudge]

Probably why they didn't make fun of Exmortis. It's an actually good game that's managed to spawn two sequels, not out of demand from the author but because both the author, website managers, AND fans wanted it.

[HHKelevra]

@LumpyFudge

Yeah. I'm kinda disappointed that you have to buy the third one, but I guess that just says more about the effort put into it.

[NeoDragonCount]

I kinda doubt it was the actual flu. It's called "lying".

[moneymandate]

Oh man, that drawer full of red kool aid was scary, you guys

[CaptainTinTyrant]

4:22 I think you're supposed to burn it

[CaptainTinTyrant]

"I think that was scary, I dunno, I was kinda half paying attention"

[Vertigo688]

Know what's fucked up about the watermelon demon thing? Certain cultures believe fruits can become vampires.

I wish I was kidding.

[BackgroundBailey]

Which cultures? That little bit of trivia was ten times more interesting than the flash and I am geniunly curious about that now.

[moneymandate]

In Belgian folklore, a watermelon can turn into a vampire if it's left outside during a full moon, it then develops a taste for blood, but can only roll around and growl due to it having no teeth. Belgians are wacky

[TheToast7]

BELGIAN WAFFLES

[Gight77]

stone

[Polterguist666]

At least this game isn't as bad as the others; however, it still sucks.

[ScreemingMantis]

you spelled "poltergeist wrong"

[ScreemingMantis]

move that quote a lil' to the left and you'll get what I'm trying to say

[Polterguist666]

This account was made in 2006, and I deliberately misspelled it because of one of my favorite games.

[ScreemingMantis]

I stand humbly corrected.

[SenseiLeRoof]

@ScreemingMantis In return, you spelled "screaming" wrong.

[soulhunter711]

is the music a piece of music from the remake of resident evil 1? i remember hearing it somewhere in the game.

[tdark987]

Pretty bad Saw rip-off, but at least it's actually a somewhat playable game, unlike some of the of the other crap you've reviewed ("Color my world", anyone?).

[Neotails8762]

4:23

Oh I know this one! You burn the finger to get a key, right?

[TheF1PinkVoltaDream]

no, you glue it to the corwbar to make a fishing pole

[grendelee]

@Neotails8762 lol is that a reference?

[Neotails8762]

@grendelee Go watch at their Retsufrash of the Trapped trilogy. You'll understand. :)

[grendelee]

@Neotails8762 i did. Mind blown. THanks

[psycotigerman]

The pop scare thing kind of makes t less scary a second time

[SSoHPKC]

Those watermelon demons don't screw around

[Cooliespy345]

I heard that when they make a new Arise that in order to hit the play button, you must open the secret passage under the letter E and find a key there so you can unlock the A so that another key that you use comes out and then...

[Crezth]

This is not a joke, this is not a test, this is a test.

Huhm... something's wrong here.

[ENM173]

No kidding, you forgot to capitalize "something"!

[psycotigerman]

4:33 I don't know but I loled so hard

[psycotigerman]

Soon as I saw this I said "ARISE CHICKEN CHICKEN ARISE" then I cried because I could have been watching ATHF

[manuel221988]

and btw why did this guy take dino crisis music when making the opening credits ... you would think he went original with his " game " lol

[goldenashtree]

@manuel221988

I think that's Resident Evil music actually. But it's stolen nonetheless.

[Kriegdrache]

Yeah, it's the guardhouse music from RE1 iirc.

[goldenashtree]

that's right. I couldn't remember which part.

I guess they thought no one would recognize it. ;)

[manuel221988]

new grounds is still a live ? i rem that crap when i was in the 10 grade ... how sad such a thing continues to live

[Zeroflare21]

Lol at the creator of the game flaunting the fact he won awards at NEWGROUNDS. FUCKING NEWGROUNDS. Great accomplishment, dude. The reviewers are unintelligent and probably haven't played actual video games worth shit. Newgrounds is the wasteland of the internet, I've found 1 good game on newgrounds. 1. That wouldn't happen to be any game you made. Great work on completing an effortless series, no one smart is looking forward to Arise 3, views and awards mean nothing on newgounds. Sorry, dude.

[TheToast7]

SERIOUS INTERNET AWARD TO YOU SIR

[VysetheTard]

Picture this:

A haunted tool shed.

Built.

ENTIRELY with keys.

You wouldn't even have to play the game, because your computer would crash before it could finish rendering the walls.

I'm going to patent this idea and become obscenely rich, leaving the Tomylee Inc. people to die in impoverished obscurity.

[p3ngu1n48]

4:55

i think its something that lordpenguin777 came up with

[SenseiLeRoof]

This is not a comment. I typed into this box to comment on the video.

[psycotigerman]

Lovin the newgrounds stuff

[ZoomingDakota]

WALL IS KEYS

[CrushTheHaters]

In order to read my real comment, first you must find the key in your living room, which opens a shelf that contains a crowbar in it which you must use to rip a brick out of the wall, which you use to unlock a door which leads to a library where you must find the right book which includes the proper URL you must copy and type in the URL box to find. Once there, you must remember the color of the keys and put them in the order you see them in the rainbow from the bottom up.

[SlasherCheetah]

And divide by zero.

[RobloxLegomania]

@CrushTheHaters Finally! Had to burn a finger and make a fishing net with a banana and a knife, but I got it. It says..."Dan McNeely has a Bible Game."

...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Agentbromsnor]

I love it when the author whines about people complaining.