Derek - Christmas panto - The Catherine Tate Christmas Show - BBC comedy

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180000th viewer!

[bellagray421]

mrs hudson is the director!! :D

[GlitterGaz]

you may choose to spend your time waving your ding dong to other men in public toilets but we don't need it shoved down our throats.....LOL...comic genius!!!!

[deeya]

just loving his euphemisms for anal!.........

[mardukahn12]

@GingieFFSE ik i misspelled typin too fast lol

[mardukahn12]

oh dear me dear gay dear no dear

[GingieFFSE]

@mardukahn12 who dear*

[ArtistPotential]

Dislikers How Very Dare You!!

[SoyLaJefa]

her make up is excellent! Catherine Tate is a genius!

[MatthewCooper1000]

FUCKING EPIC!!!!

[highamleescott]

director? dont make me laugh. you couldnt direct piss into a bucket, dear!

[camaseutra]

Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? No dear!

[TanyaTurner06]

I love the head movements he does when people say he's gay

[lpride1]

2:11 Ha!

[kikatx08]

Parking his bike up the dirt track. This is funny as funny can be .

[JadeLovesTootie]

That girl who plays stage corner and Lisa in am i bothered, is the mum on "in with the flynns"

[TheMikaAlexander]

MY favourite, funny as hell lol

[kjayas2007]

anyone tell me why is it always 25years with derek?????

[retriever1212]

if he didn't have a nose he'd look a bit like voldemort haha

[nightstargill]

ah its the guy from benidorm :-)

[ARENTyouJUSTaPEACH]

Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear.

[mssirisoul]

ok, thanks!!

[mssirisoul]

what does she say at 2:00?

[tmdp76]

@mssirisoul "And to think I've bent over backwards for you lot"

[xxxLYNCHIE07xxx]

Director dotn make me laugh you couldnt direct piss into a bucket dear :D

[trumpeterjen]

I have to say that this is probably the funniest one yet. It's rare that I find homophobic homosexuals so hilarious. XD

This is just brilliant.

[TonyW1000]

Horrible adverts..........

[lossie101]

"Well I'm very proud to be a gay man"

"Gay dear? You dear? Gay dear? YES DEAR! I CAN WELL BELIEVE IT!"

HAHAHA! That is priceless! Catherine is the Queen of British comedy! XD

[rainbowandskipper]

waving ur ding dong around to other men in the toiltes LOL xD

[TheDannyKeeling]

you dear? gay dear? yes dear, I CAN WELL BELEIVE IT!

[Boonedaba]

OHMYGOD IT UNA STUBBS!!! I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE HER!!!

[MrClassicDoctorWho]

"Worzel, i refuse to be insulted by this piece of driftwood!!!"

[RNC200711]

"Who dear, you dear, gay dear, YES DEAR I CAN WELL BELIEVE IT" lol

[athull08]

There's a bit cut off at the end. He pointed at Leonard and said "and if you think he's playing Baron Hard-on, you've got another think coming"

[dannyisso]

PMSL XD "Director? Dont make me laugh. You couldn't direct piss into a bucket!" haha lolz

[529JJ3]

"parking his bike up the dirt track..." - classic!!!

[allergicdandelion]

@OhayoFurankii If you have to ask, you are.

[josh151292]

you couldnt direct piss into a bucket lmfao!

[Annihilator1111]

lol gavin is gavin in benidorm

[SarahPollitt434]

feel so sorry for the girl who's prompt corner! She so deserved to be cinderella! Honey, I sympathise with you!

[DisneyClassicsFan]

"How very dare you?!" simply hilarious :))))

[MeSsiMuZic]

this must be inspired by Canadians, i see and hear the canadian society speaking out of Dereck's gig. lol

[pandaman96]

"Oh dear, you dear, gay dear, yes dear i can well believe it."

[Bloodmire9]

At the end she says,"Come on Lennard!" :DDDD

[stellartunes]

THIS is hillarious. I needed a gut laugh....Ms. Tate is brilliant!

[Fantakorn74]

@SSJ4Gojeta LMFAO

[alainawithana]

OMG IT'S MRS. HUSTON!!

[noaer]

...just because a man shapes his eyebrows & likes a bit of shirley bassey...

[bwazi24]

Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? NO dear. Lol!catherine tate is absolutely brilliant-i totally raped the replay button on this one :-)

[nuttingbounce]

what did he say at 1:36 lol

[plagius11]

Parking his bike up the dirt bike xD

[Sootysful]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[k8brunette]

who dear me dear gay dear no dear XD

[roytrobe]

Ah! She's just too good!! <3

[Nneka1963]

HEY, that's Una Stubbs reading out the charathers!!! I loved her acting when I was a child!!! Glad to see you still hanging in there Una!!! :o)))

Thank's for the uploads as I don't get to see them here in Germany.

PS. GERMANY CALLING!!!! ;o)

[DrockPend]

I hope to god that guy is a girl, and doesn't actually talk like that.

[eistone247]

@DrockPend seriously?.....watch more of these vids from catherine tate...british comedienne...u'll laugh so much

[Eowyneally]

@DrockPend It's a Catherine Tate dressed as a man. The sketch is from her show - the Catherine Tate show.

[blobby1972]

ARE THESE THE COMMENTS OR THE SCRIPT.

[PisceanAge]

@blobby1972 BOTH. WELCOME TO COMEDY VIDEO COMMENTS. PEOPLE QUOTE FROM THE DIALOGUE. IT'S NORMAL.

[windchimex]

Just because a man shapes his eyebrows and likes a bit of Shirley Bassey, you accuse of him parking his bike up the dirt track! LOL hillarious! x

[liamx102]

"who dear me dear gay dear no dear"

[xRhorie97x]

what on EARTH are you insinuating?

how VERY dare you?

[snowball1988]

@xRhorie97x "I've never been so insulted"

[xisacunt]

i love this lmao

[BartTempleton]

@MsAlfa1969 Thanks for sharing that story; I agree. Good for your daughter.

[bobbbxxx]

Everyone knows a "Derek"! lol

[xoxkibaxo]

"who dear, you dear, gay dear, yesss dear i can well belive it" XD

[wowza191]

ahahahahahh!

[brencrack]

the christmass fairy ha ha

[hothellrider69]

Oh dear, Me dear, Gay dear, No dear XD

[kevvie100]

"You may choose to spend your time waving your dingdong to other men in public toilets, but we don1t need it shoved down our throats" = comedy genius!

[spanishsmartypants6]

"What on EARTH are you insinuating?! How VERY DARE YOU!" Haha xD Catherine Tate as Derek never fails to make me laugh :)

[Zeamus634]

Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear...lol

[Sconebonbon]

parking my bike up someones dirt track lmao!!!

[mifune141]

Just because a man shaves his eyebrows and listens to some Shirley Bassey... :)

[UKpatriot90]

@mifune141 you mean shapes his eyebrows...

[GoldenAppleOfDiscord]

@UKpatriot90 I don't get it, thats what the person said

[awkwardbarry]

@mifune141 It's "shapes his eyebrows"...but the meaning is still very clear, haha!

[Jennavieveful]

Is it saying "How very dare you?"

[Whitemilkenator]

@Jennavieveful Yes。

[mickieaintfat]

ooh dear medear gay dear no dear looooool so confusing

[deanduke27]

I work in a call centre and sometimes feel like going "Iiiiyyy beg your PAR-don" down my headset when I get grief.

[VanOostijen]

"Parking his bike up the dirt track" LMAO!!!!!!!

[taylesx1]

WHO DEAR? YOU DEAR? DIRECTOR DEAR? NO DEAR.. YOU COULDNT DIRECT PISS INTO A BUCKET... lool

[TheCookieMonster75]

how very dare you...

...to be so funny :D:D:D

i can't stop laughing :D

[renrocks27]

i cant believe these ads on youtube now that interrupt the clip! thats ridiculous!

[Subimprez]

Very funny, i don't know how those extras keep a straight face.

[crockyoshighty]

@Subimprez Because their . . . straight, Subimprez. I would have thought that fairly obvious? :o)o:

[texmurphy68]

FABBBBBBBB

[mikebashson]

LOL OMG this is good!!!

[Matemalcolm]

Sorry... what does she say at 0:10?? =) Fanks!! I'm not english speaker o_O

[Kizillia]

"Leonard Mincing, Baron Hardup"

[SimplyRed75]

haha i'm crying xD

[SexKitty96]

when he goes an gets his bag. :L!

SOOOO funny.

i was peeeing myself when i saw this. LOL!

[12345random67890]

"You couldn't direct piss into a bucket, dear!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[Pingi142]

1:26 XD

[Galacticmaster]

this is the best of derek.

its the face he pulls which gets me

[leihoa]

"Director? You couldnt direct pissing to a bucket " = lmao. She is GREAT :)))

[KurdoGf]

B R I L I A N T . . !

[imaguitarhero1o1]

how very dare you

[brigidruby]

who dear me dear gay dear no dear

[z0neofownz]

1:35

[z0neofownz]

Lol i love that part

[wkm0235]

1:18

[charliegibbons22]

yes

[Cherstars]

is that una stubbs?

[MrRossical]

"who invited you to the party dear?" ahahahaha

[tomskaria]

Perfect...comedy keep it up

[liamx102]

lol fuck me man derek is my fav i like his acting and i want to know how do they make him bold and have no eyebrows

[pompeyblues]

what on earth are you insinuating?

[cadecadecadecadecade]

British comedy reigns!

One device which makes British comedy better than the shallow and stupid stuff from Hollywood is this: men play women and women, men, and with great aplomb - you accept them at once, and then the fun starts.

We laugh when that which is not supposed to take place happens; I would go so far as to say that all humour comes from this simple transposition. Your granny saying "Fuck", an adult behaving like a child, a man like a woman or vice versa.

Great stuff.

[MrEurocat]

@cadecadecadecadecade I think this British tradition comes from the traditional British panto - a totally unique & wonderful creation! After all, who cares that women play men, and men play women, as a nation we dont care & thats what fuels British comedy!

[DJFootie]

PMSSSSLLL

[giulio123]

LOL you couldn't direct piss in to a bucket!!!!!

[MetalIsMyLife09]

British comedy is just THE best!!!

[Superplex1001]

The Woman giving out the Parts - Where have I seen her before?

[hybecd]

it's Una Stubbs :-)

[Superplex1001]

Thanks! I know her from the Worst Witch and Worzel Gummidge.

[SCOTTSTMARTYN]

una stubs (summer holiday aunt sally was a big star in 60's she was last seen in benidorm a few weeks ago

[NeiTen00]

Lol "what on earth are you insinuating?"

[sussexking]

they missed the beginning bit with his step dancing

[PeNkNiFeLoVeLiVe]

derek sounds like voldemort

[MMM8833]

and looks like it :L

[bules72]

Una Stubbs is a real sport.

[sepul071200]

classic Derek

[xyzhottube]

Who dear

You dear

Gay dear

Yes dear I can well believe it!! HAHA

[Aziq3D]

Parking his bike up the dirt track"

1:49

Lol!!! xD

[Tom21794]

piss into a bucket ! haha

[FranBMan]

Who invited you to the party, dear?

[DenSorteSpejderLeder]

Parking hes bike up the dirt track! XD cant stop laughing

[StillBreezeful]

Derek is gay its just that he doesnt want other people to know.

[Vinniehottie]

well done

[michotto]

well...yeah. it's pretty self explanatory btw.

[123wiseone123]

HOW VERY DARE YOU lol catherine tate lol

[thoomoo]

Hilarious

[Lauraaaayx]

director dont make me laugh, you couldnt direct piss into a bucket dear

[TheSeopard]

@Lauraaaayx

That's one headed my own retorts!

[pinkschampagne]

Hoots of laughter - very funny!

[hokiehi22]

if you would b so kind, would u notify me if it's not too much troub? I WORSHIP C. Tate!!!! Thanks, Hokiehi22

[hokiehi22]

this was a great one. I never saw it on BBC America... can't find her on anymore! and very, very insulted!!! I've been watching BBC-A for 25 yrs and in all that time I've never been accused of taking u-tube up the back passage!!! HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!

[FreneticKey]

LOl

[FIERCEDEATH1]

Does anyone have the full clip where Derek and Leonard walk out arm in arm.

[TheTheSweetlovelyca1]

thnis is so funny

how very dear you

lol

[goonerang]

parkin' his bike up the dirt track!! LOL!

[veral1979]

please cud u hav a look at this 4 me. i'me being serious but peop think i'm funny. think they hav a screw loose 2 be fair. jus type in veral1979. think it's titles xfactor emma. i'm wearing a hat. thanks

[veral1979]

you

[SuperBabewithbrains]

ROFL!!!!!

[comedycroftchannel]

DIRECTOR dont make me laugh! YOU COULDENT DIRECT PISS INTO A BUCKET! I COULDENT STOP LAUGHING!!! ROCK ON CATHERINE TATE!!!!

[ErnestMenville]

i beg yah pardonn???

[sepul071200]

classic.....They should of made a series with (derek) so so funny, i could watch for hours, miss tate played him perfectly.

[0casteloencantado0]

just because a man shapes his eyebrows and likes a bit of shirley bassey, you accuse him of parking his bike up the dirt track!

look dear! you may choose to spend you time waving your ding dong to other men in public toilets, but we don't need it shoved down our throats!

[0casteloencantado0]

what on earth are you insinuating??

[starscreamgal]

Who dear me dear gay dear no dear!

How very dare you!

[hsandpearl]

Who dear you dear gay dear yes dear i can very bery believe that.

[jholdip]

LMAOOOOO!!!..you couldn't direct piss into a bucket dear..lool!

[snowball1988]

thats my fave line!

[m8rkk]

ah this is my favourite derek sketch

[limon2k7450]

same

[snowball1988]

this is the 1st episode i watched of her show and hence, this was the very first scene and its always been my fave derek sketch as well!!

[paddyhyland]

"just because a man shapes his eyebrows and listens to a bit of shirley bassey, you assume he parks his bike up the dirt track" the writers must have wet their pants when they came up with that line.

[LittleCheeseburger]

you couldnt direct piss into a bucket!:DD this is hilarious...

[blakeumms1]

directer.. you couldnt direct piss into a bucket :L haha

[ilenses]

almost... LOL

[AbFabFan09]

'how very dare you.

who dear me dear gay dear no dear'

luv that line every time

[KillaJake1000]

THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY hahaha!!!

[bboboy77]

jmack9293 it means some gay sex thing

[iceeboylewis]

Director? You couldn't direct piss into a bucket dear!" haha what a comical line!

[sexybethizit09]

i like the piss in the bucket but ha her face this is so funnny

[jmak9293]

what does he mean by ''parking his bike up the dirt track'??

[snowball1988]

are you serious......? you dont get it? its obviously a reference to anal sex.....

[jmak9293]

now i get it..