AVGN - Indiana Jones Trilogy

[megamormonman3212]

Atari should have had a special controller for Raiders of the lost arc. Something like a mix between a Dogbone NES controller and the NES advantage. It could go into both ports, and each side of the controller would have a smaller joystick with buttons your thumbs could easily go to.

[only257]

hiliarous

[CrushingC10996WM]

part 4 was not that bad

[forerunner06]

you gotta be kitten me! HAH

[skaterkidd007]

This was actually one of the more interesting episodes that's for sure.

[SpaghettiToaster]

I like how he gives advice on how to avoid the snakes as if someone was actually gonna play this game.

[Smashbro51]

You should have known it was going tone bad. The only good game ubisoft makes is assassin's creed other than that all they make is shit.

[MrKennyWilliams]

@Smashbro51 They also make Splinter Cell, and The Price of Persia Series.

[MrKennyWilliams]

@MrKennyWilliams I meant Prince of Persia.

[Dreammaster695]

lol i wonder where james gets all these games from

[ICrySemperFi]

@Dreammaster695 eBay and stores

[CrushingC10996WM]

@Dreammaster695 a lot of times they're donations

[rexisprime12]

"you see everything is descending as you go down" YOU DON'T SAAAY!!!?

[SpaghettiToaster]

@rexisprime12

Actually that makes no sense. If you go down, everything else should lift from your perspective.

[rexisprime12]

What I don't get about the who it's the dot without the line but look at the snakes there all wavy and weird why can't they do that with the whip?!?

[LiveWireCo]

11:42 FATALITY

[shaun992000]

03:43: Fail And It Resets!

[tjb98003]

@MountainDewFan8472 Considering the system it makes sense. It's kind of hard to be hard on atari since it can't do that much. It's like trying to expect a two year old to solve college level math problems.

[tkotw]

0:32 when people still were enthusiastic about the fourth Indiana Jones film...

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

@tkotw James talked about that movie at his Cinemassacre's Top 10 Movie Sequels that aren't as bad as everyone says, look it up.

[crafting987]

@tkotw i though it was good:) i like it more than the second one:I

[jigthh]

5:00 lol those islands looks like dicks.

[KoivuTheHab]

''more shallow' 14:40 lolol

[supermariofan03]

I actually don't find number 4 that bad I mean sure there's aliens and sure he hid in a refrigerator but that's just about it

[Zanoryt]

My girlfriend isn't into gaming or nerdy stuff but I managed to get her to watch this and she thought it was hilarious! So did I. How fantastic. Now I need to go hunt for more hilarity by AVGN.

[icaneatquarters]

Breaks his lamp at 17:30 hahahah

[Chaosscouter137]

3:21 when you said "right" controller, did you mean the "correct" controller or literally "right" as in like opposite of left controller?

[wcoleman99]

@Chaosscouter137 i played the game he actually means the controller that's plugged into the right side and the instruction book that came with the game made even less sense then the game

[Superguy7986]

Indianajones on the SNES looks Fun i should buy It :)

[tjb98003]

@Superguy7986 Yes you should

[solidsnake2340]

this must have been some ironic forshadowing for the fourth movie

[krakelak]

If you watch the scene at 17:31 closely you can actually see a light go out

[IINesasta]

It's cool when you see James hyped up for something. but I wonder how disappointing he was after he watch the movie ._.

[velasqueztomas18]

that pic at 15:49 kinda creeped me out

[flyboxpicture]

"but it's atari, it's excusable"

AVGN (Star Wars)

Don't get mad LOL

[ATENakaATON]

lol I love how he accidentally breaks something at 17:32

[yungbillz92]

did he really think that was an escalator at the start

[maxpaynefan98]

@yungbillz92 i wouldn't know how else to describe it

[Ekrocker47]

Too bad the fourth movie wasn't very good. :(

[drandomvideocritic]

@MrCalzilla kingdom of the crystal skull isn't THAT bad in my opinion, just not good compared to the other indiana jones films.

[hotrodswe]

I love AVGN and hopes that it will never end. I hope that he will review the Wii with a gray beard some years in the future. He's awesome :-) .

[MrOcelot9]

@hotrodswe Then watch his review of Shaq Fu.

[metsfan784]

indiana jones for the nes is the worst nes game of all time

[th1nktravis]

its games like indiana jones on the atari 2600 that made you question your intelligence when you were young. Those game developers were poisoning the worlds youth!!

[drandomvideocritic]

Celebrate the releases of a ****** film by playing ****** games ironic.

[MrCalzilla]

@drandomvideocritic Crystal Skull wasn't THAT bad, and I know James himself would agree with me.

[TheReviewScientist]

@MrCalzilla it wasn't that bad but i really didn't like how they used cgi.

[MrCalzilla]

@TheReviewScientist I agree, that's a valid complaint. Most people who hated on that movie just nitpicked stupid little details.

[drandomvideocritic]

Ce

[AlfredGamer1]

Thumbs up if you found the Star Wars NES Game at 00:18.

[SuperPs2master]

james: what happened?

Me: I think the creators where lazy.

[SuperPs2master]

LOL at his face 17:21

[avengemyplan629]

9:20 It's a 2.5D game!

[SuperPs2master]

@avengemyplan629  how did you know?

[AvatarAndKataangFan]

I love how he says it at 0:50

"To celebrate the occasion, let's pop this fucker in :D"

[AntiBrandonMusic]

his volume is so low!



[tvfrank57]

Raiders of the lost ark looks alot like ET.

[tvfrank57]

4 of those 100 people that hate this are Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, ET, and the Irate gamer.

[SuperPs2master]

@tvfrank57 dont forget the enemy of indiana jones

[jesus77755]

100 People didn't figure out how to use the grenade.

[Apinhaka]

100 people are irate gamer fanboys.

[SpaghettiToaster]

0:23-0:37

Dwarf Fortress in a Nutshell!

[SpaghettiToaster]

2:14

Oh my god... I bet everyone knows what this reminds him of.

[jimbox114]

It looks like with that dull looking Last Crusade game it might have started off being a Gameboy game and for whatever reason got stuck on the NES?

[dragonforcerules288]

OMFG IMMA FUCKING UNINSTALL LOL!

[strawhataddison]

lol, what did he break at 17:31? the glass door on the entertainment center?

[zrobeast]

@strawhataddison I think it was a lamp or a light since the lighting changes after he whipped. Either way, that's pretty hilarious that he kept that in.

[NexGenStriker]

Irate Gamer is a copy cat and an epic fail. So why is he always brought up on avgn's videos?

[SeSeReRfRf]

@NexGenStriker because fanboys of the ripoff want to talk crap to the original, which is of course AVGN.

[NexGenStriker]

@SeSeReRfRf True.

[abrahamrubio789]

funny:)

[TheDarklordshop]

Shizz

[TheMerlinOfAR]

I was laughing my ass off while he was fighting the archer. Maybe if you punch him he will die quick.

[david2000magic]

i'm sorry i didn't mean to dislike this . i liked it sereveral times to make up for it

[BSP9009]

99 people walked like... you know just fuck it.

[ThumbBeforeFinger]

"Uh Wip It" Funny Line

[Drej9]

When i was a kid, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom for the NES was one of my favorite games. When i look back on it now though, most of what James says is correct. It's not a very good game. The one thing I would change about this video is that he forgot to include what happens when you run out of time: Mola Ram comes out and rips your heart out. That would have been nice to hear James comment on =P

[SuperPs2master]

99 people realyy like indiana jones and the the temple of doom NES game

[OLee82]

99 people used their right to click the dislike button.

[238xblaze]

the actual term for a hybrid of a 2D and a 3D game is a 2.5D game

[PCgamerman176]

That was one big nazi at the end there. Almost as big as the tank he were...

[mantheresnousername]

14:31 He says "fuck" funny

[HeadacheVillain]

Atari never really interested me much...I think the only games I ever play on it were Pong, Donkey Kong, Space Invaders and Pitfall.

[1331adm]

3:42 WTF Giant Tampon !?

[WanderingHeart1982]

NES Temple of Doom reminded me of an M.C. Escher painting.

[1tiplip]

ha you be soft

[Weboanime]

He breaks something with his whip lol 17:30 look his face

[waretafai]

"you start the game by immediately taking damage by everything in sight"

[taylorover9000]

LOL at 17:32

[Ashserch]

97 people only had the atari game...

[mBenderman]

did he bust a lamp at 17:34 by accident?

[taylorover9000]

@mBenderman I think

[ProtossExecutor100]

7:33 "Hooohh... That should be a dance. Huuhh! Huhhh whip it! Hooohhh!" LOL

[david2000magic]

james changes these episodes on the dvd releases just like lucas does with the star wars trilogy

[david2000magic]

02:17 E.T. backround. afterall its the same system

[dezymez]

james im writting this comment to tell you i want you to tell me what i should do this guy was dising you so i told to fuck off now he block me and sent me a horrible reply please tell what i should do by the way thedonaldpiece fuck you you suck and i wont do what you said

[HBKFuckingOwns]

irate gamer aint nuthin but a bitch

[MrGligleglog]

lol at 17:20 he breaks a lamp and you hear him say "oh shit"

[n343184]

Whip it

[pkrishnametal]

Goro FTW

[DoomzdaySayer]

Ah' yes! I had to get my daily "nerd" video fix. I love these videos because I grew up in the 80's and totally understand what the Nerd is talking about. Some Nintendo games were greats, true classics, other games were just the pits! Horrible controls and dying an endless number of times! That was back when video games were unforgiving and you had no help what so ever! You just had to keep playing it out!

[GialloHorror]

97 people walked like they just dumped ass

[Joshlen5389]

@GialloHorror Now 99 people walked like they just dumped ass

[purvicide]

@GialloHorror It's 100 now. Keep up, you original and unfunny shithead.

[etnbtlh]

@purvicide how's this for original -- "100 people wanna drink buffalo shizz"

[guyarceus]

i have the temple of doom. should i consider myself lucky?

[KhanRec0rdz]

17:29 haha xD

[SkateTutorials93]

"your supposed to touch this one spot on the wall which leads you to the next room, well after knowing you cant touch anything in the room WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CONSIDER GOING THROUGH THE WALL"

[ilikemartialarts]

i refuse to call indiana jones a quadrilogy cause as far as im concerned theres only 3

[LetsGoGoWhiteSox]

@ilikemartialarts How come? The 4th movie was great. It was definitly no Jaws 4

[watertommyz]

GAY-den. Har gar.

[gillianorley]

The best Indy game is Pitfall 2.

[angeldeb82]

LOL @ this video. "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom": Same NES game, different NES cartridges and stickers. "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade": Same title and stickers, different games, different years (Taito, 1991; Ubisoft, 1993), different everything! Also LOLed at the NES swapping and heart-grabbing a la "Temple of Doom"! Sweet! Nice updated vid!

[mopbrothers]

"It's a where the fuck do I go kind of game" LOL Sooooooo True!

[RomeijnLand]

LMAO 10:39 "Select + Up = Bomb"

[jamzilla960]

hay hay. dont say that james. the 4 movie dosn't cont.

its still a trilogy.

[dhay03]

That oh shit part at 17:32 never gets old. I can watch this over and over again and still laugh.

[ABOhiccups]

New Nerd Room at 11:39

[Doommaster1994]

For Last Crusade, the Taito version was developed by Software Creations who are known because of Silver Surfer and the Ubisoft version is developed by NMS Software, who made Aladdin and Jimmy Connors Tennis on NES.

[666metalsucks666]

that first game is probably the worst thing i've seen you review... besides friday the 13th, which i actually downloaded and got a friend to play. then i showed him your video and he confessed that he thought it sucked but he didn't know if he should tell me because he thought i was trying to show him something cool.

[toffeespartan]

11:37 you forgot to blow on it :D

[TheLydianRocks]

Anyone notice how the last crusade is like Terminator 2? puzzle, overhead stage, the way he kicks and punches all appear to be done on the spot. Anyone remember the t2 i'm talking about?

[pepperandroses]

Lol he was so excited for the new Indy movie, but then it had to go and suck.

[cureformee]

@pepperandroses how,

[Cainus44]

@cureformee By being poorly written, breaking the tone of the series worse than Temple of Doom, having Shia Lebough, making no sense at points, and being directed by Spielberg and Lucas, neither of whom have made a good movie in nearly 15 years.

[Lonewolfindarkness]

xiao xiao man???

[teclego007]

one of them is usa and the other is form the pal region

[fuzzybutt269]

I'm curious if would ever play Splatter house? Not that it's bad, just curious what you think of it.

[zalen292]

LMFAO, you really did fuck up the lamp didn't ya?

[isaacman122]

@MrCodename4711 actualy the only atari game i ever played was... bum bum bum, *gulp* et. but it was on vizzed.com

[BucDouble93]

97 people died from eating bad dates.

[ilee9624]

I love when he whips the game and realizes that he hit it too hard and it hits something else in the background. He says, "Oh shit!"

[awmhill]

7:00 why is a little kid hiding 3 long blade swords in a cave

[theargonite1234]

Roflmao 10:37

[Kleavers]

I love the genuine 'Oh shit!' when you smash that light :D

[DanmakuManiac]

He forgot about those awesome Indiana Jones click & point adventures -_-

[dekead]

James, do you keep the games after you review them? If it was me, 10 seconds into any of those games and I'd have thrown away

[PsychoKrazyTime]

17:34 Yeah I don't think that was supposed to happen:P

[R4Akai]

they never should make part 4!!

[OldSchoolEpicness]

if you look at the merchants closely they have eyes and clothes on

[wildthing302]

11:42 avgn for mk9

[TheAngryPirate95]

''I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a giant middlefinger saying FUCk YOU!''

Hahhahahahaha ! Priceless !

[Terminus92]

oh shit

[dule93bg]

too bad the fourth movie sucked ass

[MrNorbert1994]

The second last crusade game on NES deserves the title:

The Worst Video Game of all time. IMAO.

Sorry for bad english.

[linuslillen01]

3D + 2D = Isometric

[StayPuft90]

I still call it a trilogy and thats how it is gonna stay

[HeroDjango]

This is the first Nerd episode I've ever seen. Let's just say, once I went AVGN, I never went Irate again.

[plikminlol]

@HeroDjango don't diss irate.

[HeroDjango]

@plikminlol Quite technically, I spoke the truth, not a diss.

[plikminlol]

@HeroDjango ok then. it just sounded like you were. sorry

[Terminus92]

@HeroDjango who the fuck is irate that faggot? 

[vincanthofred]

@HeroDjango surprising

(find the sarcasm in the comment and win a cookie)

[Megajanitor]

@HeroDjango woo.

[bioniclefighter09]

@HeroDjango i dont even remember the first ep i saw

[ProManUnitedFan]

@HeroDjango The first episode I watched was Sega 32X

[clintcheif2009]

@HeroDjango I only saw this series because one of my friends favorited the NES Accesories video. I got bored so I decided to watch it and now I've seen almost all AVGN episodes

[gabo21g7]

@HeroDjango unlike you and most of the people i like AVGN 10/10 but The IRATE GAMER its like 7/10 i first saw IG then AVGN i Fucking love AVGN but IG comed first soo i dont wanna left that part of me.

[NotCliffyB]

@gabo21g7 AVGN came first, stupid

[gabo21g7]

@NotCliffyB i mean IG comed first to me no to the world sorry for the misunderstanding :S

[NotCliffyB]

@gabo21g7 Oh, sorry

[gabo21g7]

@NotCliffyB dont worry after all it was my fault :D

[Jingle041]

@gabo21g7 "IG" came last. And he didn't have the small fraction of "fans" he has now until he started ripping-off James.

[gabo21g7]

@Jingle041 i mean that IG camed first to me not to the youtube i know IG ripped-off avgn but hey AVGN rocks and the IG its like okey for noobs that dont know the AVGN

[evilass334]

@Jingle041 remember this, as much as i hate to admit this seeing as IG is pure shit...but once AVGN reviews e.t ..keep in mind that IG did it first..i feel a war of fans coming..

[rtyui136]

@gabo21g7 nerd started in 05

[CebuLips9]

@rtyui136 actually, 04