Kristina Whore-ner

[crazyproductioning]

Trucker or fu. Actually u get it

[Allthesillythingsido]

My friend's name is Mari Hunaja (hunaja is finnish and means honey) and everyone kept calling her marihuana. Her parents are cruel, couldn't they name her Katie or something?

[TitanHyperion741]

That has never happened to me...

[AdamShocker]

No top comment? My time to shine... Hello?

[KushinaXMinatoForev]

Sarah pain instead of sarah Jane and my last name is hales so it was either hail or hell...

[TheLoveIsWaiting42]

Rikard. It has a LONG I sound. It is not Richard, or Re-card....

[joomoo123]

I was Jaimee "Booger". As my last name begins with a b and ends with a g.

[12reids]

I have that flower in the background in my living room (nobody cares)!

[themayalex]

My last name is Thacker. So, I used to cop f**ker all the damn time!!! Also, my mother still cops this into her 50s. It doesn't really help that she has a short fuse.

[i0am0a0fish]

People didn't make fun of my name, they just called me dyke and spit on me. Oh and mispronounced my name HORRIBLY. Oh childhood!

[CODYglitch666]

HAHA Horny Whore-ner

[goohber1]

deuchal? wow! i laughed my ass off. i thought first names like Peter, Dick, or the retarded

version of jerk off(kirkov) were bad, but Deuchal tops them.

[kitten123t]

my last name is... trpis...

turd piss...fuck

[KittyTheJokette]

My name is Mary, so I got asked about my sheep and gardens a lot. I started telling people they were dead

[weirdoguy55943]

My last name is Guzy. Remember that rhyme fuzzy wuzzy was a bear? me too. My name was placed in there, which i didn't mind. The only thing that bothered me was kinda the fact that whenever i was on the school announcements they would always pronounce my last name a Goozy. People called me that, so i guess it was kind of an inside joke? Yeah my experience wasn't as bad as everyone else's >.>

[MyPurpleZombie]

Nothing good rhymes with Beth but I was a bitty deprest in primary school so every time I walked in to school all the boys were all "smile goth, smile emo" god I could of killed them!!!!!

[GamerKitty45]

The worst I got was Icky Vicky which didn't bother me at all. Mostly my nicknames were like...whore and slut and stupid and bitch and I was none of those things...

[lanarexy4ever]

i have the worst nickname EVER! my name is Lana, what do you get when you spell Lana backwards? Yeah, anal. -____- it's died off a bit i geuss but some of the guys i know still call me it :( And i think the worst thing about someone making fun of your name is because, your name wasn't something you could choose! it was something you had no control over! i mean, if people made fun of you hair, you could change it sometimes. your name? what are you going to do while your still in middle school??

[94KEZRO]

horny whore ahauhauhuhuhuh

[kirbygamerSN]

My name dosent sound like anything I don't think. It's Sydney Nelson.

But they call me a Jew

I'm not Jewish and being Jewish isn't bad so I don't know why they call me a Jew

[MarisaEFuentes]

Pissy Missy -_- Fatty Fuentes

[rachiibuu]

My maiden name is 'stewart' and I was rachel stupid -.- lol

[Onami3]

My name doesn't rhyme with anything, so they settled for slug.

Creative, hey xD

[MrBUSTA43]

jaja juan doesnt really rhyme with any bad or stupid stuff jajaja fuck off haters

[JeMappelleHannah]

hannah the spanner :/

[xfatdannx]

I think the age group is actually 8 - FOREVER!

[leggoego]

more like 8 and 25

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

Mine isn't bad it's just stupid kane candy Kane they are so creative

[imcneish]

Geez, I wish having my name made fun was the worst thing that happened to me in school :P But what rhymes with Issac? And no, piessac is NOT a word :P

[bronteiscool22]

MacInnes is my last name, and those fucking guinesses thought calling me Bronte Mcinnies was funny.,.. Sah clever.,

[DailyTweak]

My name is Abby Shepherd. Crabby Abby. Also, I do not heard sheep.

[duckieandpanda]

my name is Toriey ( toor reee) and ppl used to call me whore-ie toriey ): i used to cry about it haha tht was like the fifth grade

[ZephyrMoonsilver]

I was in French Immersion in elementary school, and my 2nd grade teacher happened to be from Quebec. One day, she was reading a notification of some sort that was to be sent home to parents out loud to the class, and when she came across the word "registrate", she managed to find my name (Regis) and pronounced it thusly. I got called Registrate for several years afterwards. xD

[clitlickdickstick]

fucking wanna puke...

[Raaawrable]

HAH! My name dousnt rhyme with anything, so there was not much of that going on, but that made people wanting more to hurt me, so i guess its not a good thing..

[lover1816]

Last names mallow... ppl call me marshmallow. They still call me this and we're in high school. Alos they call me shallow mallow-.- People these days!

[SuperMissArtist]

My Last name is Pearson the worst of what I got was Pierce ears which was what my cuz would annoy me with instead of being bullied about my name it was my Hieght I was one of the Shortest kids in my grade it was horrible the class bully would call me shrimpy wimpy he wasn't even that creative he once went as far as calling me Fat which I still find Strange because when I was that age I was Skinny in A bad way as in you could see my ribs

[uiruu]

But this reminds me of a Louis CK bit. Kids are geniuses, they can think up any insult based on your name in a split second. Louie, Screwy. Joey, Blowey. Mike, your mothers a dyke. Whats your name? *asks an audience member* Eric? Eric ya fucking asshole. See! With any name!!!

[uiruu]

Well, I mean, my last name is Strakalaitis, so there wasn't much rhyming. Although there is the fact that it rhymes with -itis, so I get called "disease". In fact, some people have just shortened "disease" to just "zeeze". Not that I mind. I can just counter with Strakalightning and Strakalettuce and Strakolytus (which sounds like a Greek hero).

[Benducational]

My last name is Crews. got called "Screws". kids are so creative :P

[EarthLaughsAtYou]

My name is Roisin I get called Raisin

[viiixxxen]

My name is Mariana and I spent my whole childhood listening to people saying "Mariana, face of a banana" .____. And the worst part is that I had a pretty chubby face, making it even more inaccurate

[BiathatGintharf]

My last name is Farthing. When I was younger, some of my classmates thought it would be hilarious to eliminate the "h". Yeah.

[jdawgprime]

I feel your pain, in middle school the kids were ruthless, my name is Jeff Peters and like yourself nothing is wrong with Jeff but you can guess what they tried to do with Peters well that was until i grew to 6'8 in my freshman year of high school and then everyone wanted to be my friend lol

[AnnaMeadow360]

My name is Erica and I am a tom boy and in middle school my peers decided to call me Eric instead... Get my name and gender right people!

[WeirdFreakingKid]

Retard, Mia Retard. >:[

[GinnyAmelia99]

My name is Jasmine and my friend tells me to photosynthesis all the time!

[Rosa13Lie]

my last name is HORTON. ive heard the obvious horton hears a who, as well as whore town

[xKriissttyy]

Kristy Hollaar.. They made Holhaar.. Which is Dutch for Asshair. X.x

[JustSara96]

My last name is Stoner. Nowhere around that one...

[NoooThisIsNotShelby]

Does anyone else thinks she looks exactly like Laurie Forman from That 70s Show

[cat6313]

My name is Ahlaiah, pronounce Ah-LAY-ah. I was called Ahlaiah Filet-ah and sometimes Filet of Fish. Kids in Gary IN. Geniuses : )

[naynaybelle]

Woody,take out to letters of my last name,Always called Woody..-.-

[knate44]

Actually I had some anger issues so no one called me names after grade 3... not to proud though. Although I do remember being tho only one NOT insulting my friend Charlotte's last name and have sworn it to secrecy after grade 2.

[dancinchicaxo]

My last name is cunningham. They always said i would grow up cutting ham haha

[ForeverAnEmo]

my last names lloyd. everyone always comes up to me and goes "can i take some money out of your bank?"

grr.

[AnimeAngelPrincess]

My first name is Bethany and my last name starts with an S so when I was in elementary school the boys called me BSany. Also my fourth grade teacher called the bathroom the "biffy" so one boy thought it would be funny to call me "biffany."

[beavers22ofelia]

whatever its a nice corner haha 

[beavers22ofelia]

my name is Marian. everyone used to call me marian the librarian. and now people call me marian moseby from the suite life on deck.

my last name is Beavers. if someone didnt like me they would say go chew on some wood u stupid beaver or ur an ugly beaver uve got beaver teeth oh yeah i forgot ur a beaver

then my art teacher thought my name was mern and called me that now thats what my nickname is... nothing to do with my name at all but it works

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

people call me a viking because my last name is ericksen... even my boyfriend calls me his silly viking sometimes. -.- whatever

[MissiCupcake553]

My first name is Millie. People called me Silly Millie when I was five, and the really perverted kids sang at me "silly millie has a willy". ._.

My last name is McDonagh (Mac-Donna). I have had endless years of people calling me McDonald's, Maccy-Dees, etc.

-_-

[RocknRollaSaur]

my last name is barry. I was called a rotten fruit -_- Oh, How creative...that's not the easiest thing to say at all.

[JoshphineAloud]

my last name is kuntbuggar

[cheersforale]

That actually never happened to me...My last name doesn't have a lot of easily accessible rhyming words--only one kid ever realized it rhymed with 'useless', but by then it was too late and it never stuck. Lucky for me, I suppose.

[bloucou]

Stern.

Stern=Sperm. Hahahaha I guess that's about it.

[theuncommonviewer]

felicity... facility.... toilet facility.... so genius. not

[giggled]

Last name Pekrul... pickle.. pickrel.. pek.. pecker. >_< not so bad but meh.

i feel you kristina <3

[neonscene1226]

im sorry you got made fun of..... i have too but not for my name well ppl try to make fun of armstrong but it doesnt work

[JilleyWillyNilly]

I'm a Lutes. Like, the medieval instrument. No ones done anything with it.

BUT I've a friend with the surname "Vester," who has been nicknamed "Lauren Vester, the child molester." So, yeah.

[RevelleeBlackTv]

My name is pretty much safe... I havent met ANYONE who can come up with a good name to make fun of me! My names Jason Gaffney the farthest anyone's come close is Daffney which isn't even remotely insulting... Well, unless you hate Scooby-Doo (but who hates Scooby-Doo???)

[RandomSqueaks]

Kids in my class used to chant "Hannah banana, fee fi fo fanna, omg it's Hannah Montana!" whenever I walked by. It's actually pretty catchy, so it didn't bother me as much.

[ThatWeirdo04]

My last name is Corliss, so the worst I got called was Lindsey Cordless. It was actually more humiliating for the people trying to make fun of me because the name didn't make any sense.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@ThatWeirdo04

Perhaps they were just stating the obvious. I mean, you ARE cordless, right?

[ThatWeirdo04]

@JilleyWillyNilly I suppose.

[SweetTalk1o1]

Nobody at my school as realized that my first tame rhymes with Tranny yet...which is actually pretty surprising...but I used to get Frannie Whore-Vath a lot...

[MsChartube]

Mine is kirkwood and the worst ive had is kickwood which isnt even insutling it just sounds like they didnt hear me right

[julzeyy]

my name is horvath, people called me whore-vath all the time haha :D

[FrerardLives]

My last name is Boden, so all through elementary school (in Quebec, Canada its Kindergarden to grade 6) I was called "Boner" Gahhhhh.

[TheBeautyTwinkle]

im from vienna, austria and the guys in school always called me Toilette because of the initials of my Name (w.c.). when i look back at that Time it really wasn't Funny, but i think it makes you stronger and kind of unique i mean who else was called the Toilette in School

[BeckyBoodleWooten]

No one could ever pronounce my last name so they would use, Berky, Bee-yorkie, Bee-jerk, Jerky, jerk, and BEEF JERKY

-.- thank the Lord I'm a girl and when I get married my name will change!!!

[HiLoKaley]

My last name is Simpson. So, in 5th grade this guy started calling me "Lisa" It might not seem bad but then he would yell "HAHA! NERD!" It made me ashamed of being smart but now I'm pround of being nerdy like Lisa. I'm a NERDFIGHTER!

[TinyBlogger14]

Andrew Kelly has a big fat belly because je ate to much jelly. -_-

[madelinimartini]

I am still "Mad" Maddie Richardson Graham-cracker. A kid in my camp's name is Harry Cotter.

[izzytheiz]

Isabelle in hell :(

[MsBridgeMusic]

My first name is Bridget and i used to be really short... therefore i was always called "Bridget the Midget" :/

[nameoftherose]

@MsBridgeMusic: you only told me about one time. why didn't you tell me it happened all the time?

[ThatGuyWhoMoabs]

@MsBridgeMusic my name is Adam I used to be tall then I took an arrow to the knee

[charn141]

My last name is Lee. It's English, but this one boy in my class insists that it's Asian, and every time he sees me, he sings songs like "Kung Fu Fighting" or something. And he does this thing where it's like "Lee, cong-ho." It's really annoying.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@charn141

My mother's maiden name was Lee. And that boy probably isn't very bright to insist it's Asian.

[spearminthappenings]

my last name is a similar story - Horn. :/

[LAWLoROFL]

My surname is Huntt. thats fine. until you realise my first name is mike

and you think I'm joking

[animalcrossingbiskit]

My friend is Hannah. And everone knows she I hates Hannah montana. Don't get me started on banana.

[CookieTehNomMonster]

My frist name is Rhiannon. So I got called a Rhino a lot. -_-

[Metagg]

Jr High was great. I went to school with a Ben Dover and had a gym teacher named Jack Hoffman.

[ilikecats40111]

I love this video :) People just have to find something to make fun of!

[drooliaa]

my last name is long. my nickname by many was "short" it even caught on with teachers.

[DumbFish1]

I got off pretty lightly, my last name's Kidd, and that pretty much kept most people amused to not bother making it into something dirty.

[RukaRuth15003]

last name Swallow... details follow

[isarob705]

isabel...ARE YOU A BELL??? hahahaha. no. not amusing.

[breanna1824]

my name is Breanna and this one guy started calling me Banana. so i told on him :P keep in mind i was 7...

[bookworm101396]

Rachel Quinn and NO I DON"T LIKE GLEE

[alphabeticalinsanity]

"Elizabunny," or "Lizardbunny" (those were both from my family) and then when I started going by Libbi one genius in my class came up with "Liver"

[nrjnaik]

(I love you Heather) haha!

[CakeBeneathTheIcing]

My last name is Goodin, and if I were to get picked on (which thankfully I didn't) I'm sure it would've been something going along with goody two shoes.

Although people have changed it to Badin as a joke, but really that's it.

[BritaniaANDPrussia]

My name is Sara husen. People called me sadden husen, Sara HUS-in-sane, Sara HUs- yo daddy? It's crazy.

[ErickVine]

Actually that surprisingly didn't happen to me I was never picked on because of my name because for the majority of the time I was either the tallest kid in class or friends with the tallest kid in class. Try that and you might not have your name rhymed with stuff that's bad

[cookiemonsta188]

my name is Kaylyn and this girl calls me Kaitlyn on purpose and when I say that my name is Kaylyn, she goes "yeah, I said KaiTlyn", it's SO ANNOYING!!!!!

[miamouse54]

My first name is nothing to make fun of. But my last name? Rabia. No, not 'Rah-bee-uh', 'Ray-bee'. Rabies.

[cantBEARthatBEARD]

I took almost 2 years of english with the same teacher... she never managed to say my name right. -___-

[RoxasNamine98]

People used to call me goosey Lucy...

[CakeBeneathTheIcing]

@RoxasNamine98 I suppose people could call you Lucy Goosey, implying you are loose and therefore a slut. But I guess people haven't done that, so be happy! :D

[12345aaron10]

I got nothing my name is Aaron Clare so I got nothing

[toofat269]

My last names is muztaFAGo and it sucks!!!!

[TheGroomToBe]

My name is Amanda.

"Cause shes a man..duh. "

-.- lol

[YeahHildeKase]

the kids in elementary school thought "maggie the maggot" was super clever

[NinjaWieldingLimes]

My last name is Dickson. Not Dixon, which would have made my elementary school career possibly 0.01% more bearable. Dickson. Embarrassing and obvious.

[tys430]

My last name wasn't one that was easy to rhyme with. My last Name is Henderson. They called me Henderdick. Personally if I see this person again, Im really gonna Snap.

[IfOnlyFishHadWings]

amanda- a man. DUH!

horton- horton hears a who

[Mad4Heroes]

my name is virginia. nuff' said.

[therobotunicorns13]

My first name is Katherine and whenever i would walk by i would be meowed at and then that led a down-hill twist from meow-mix to kity-cat

[Krystalfizz]

My names Aimee Elliott... I'm lucky I guess!!! :) xxx

[Cypressmyst]

Never had anyone make fun of my last name...I think they were afraid I'd hurt them. And I probably would have. ;)

[itsJoannaa]

My last name has "cock" in it even though it's spelt like cough. Only one girl has pointed this out. (by the way, that's not my whole name)

[amazeingrace]

My little brother loved to call me Grace the 4 eyed Braces Face, but then I taught him a lesson and kicked him where it hurts:)

[prettyfelicia1]

My last name is Weasley. Before i was adopted anyway. but i kept the name. When Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the book came out, people ridiculed my name to no end. "Look! It's Rose Weasley! HAHAHA!" (douchbags!) a boy in my class who happened to be an evil Blonde boy with perfect cheekbones started calling me "Mudblood" and now he's my boyfriend. HA!

[Mrules123]

@prettyfelicia1 i wish my last name was weasly

[Mrules123]

@Mrules123 weasley*

[cheifcupcake17]

My last name is Potter. This might seem awesome at first, but 10 years of "is harry potter your cousin?" and "10 points of Gryffindor!" gets REALLY old. On the bright side, I get to tell people that I will turn them into toads if they think that's original and that if Harry Potter really was my cousin, he would be living with me and not the Dursleys.

[prettyfelicia1]

@cheifcupcake17 i feel your pain.

[UltimateTheRhino]

ryan hedge for a house ( ryan hedgeholmes)

[The24thDane]

Tøger = Todger = Old English for penis. -.-

[sqmsh]

I got seamus... -Shame seamus -Shame-us -Shame on your name (Shamy) -Shame-arse -Shamy wamy -sea mus -seamush -squeemish And after the harry potter books came out, there was a whole new level of ridicule Even before then, the kids at preschool replaced michal finnagin with seamus

[JTcheatwood]

CheatWOULD, CheatMight, CheatHAS. I find them funny though.

[AuroraDove]

My names Aurora, and my friend always calls me aWHOREa, just as a joke though, she dosnt actually think I'm a whore.

[CreamingSoda33]

Marsh- I used to get Swampy, or Swampette... from one of the teachers at my primary school and no-one else.

[fullmetalx91]

There's literally almost nothing people can do to my name... the only thing they can do is add an E to the end of my first name... so I go from being Rene to Renee. Parenting win?

[TheHallou]

anna banana, if someone says that to me i'm just like srsly? that's all you got? xD i heard it soooooo many times, i know these arent real insults, (thank god).. also: anna backwards is anna *laugh* and i'm just sitting their like shut the f up! ;)

[duckyjacksalot]

vic-whore-ia ze-hottie ( victoria zezatie)

[Ultragirl169]

MY Teacher made fun of my last name(Blanks)

"That's what happens when you try to think.Blanks."

WHAT A JERK.

"Fill in the Blanks;Mustard."

[hazworther]

Shitworth

Titworth

Clitworth

Lets just say my name is the same as a certain fruit and sugar company...

[RainbowNinja85]

Nina = Weina

Pathetic, right?

[elkor101]

it only happened once and the guy was doing it to every one...it was fun not annoying...sorry

[Fuhgetchu]

I always get Penis, Pinata, & Pina Coloda.

[lydiap3]

nothing really...

beside in elementry..

Lydia Pee (Lydia P.[Perez])

Ever since then I ALWAYS write my full last name :P

or Lid...(<--doesnt bother me though)

[tomasr13]

my name is tomas and people called me dumbass cause they sound the same or tomass

[EmiFoo]

My last name is Wolfe. People still, to this day, howl at me.

[anniebananiie1029]

My last name is Cullen. Everyone thinks I'm a super huge Twilight fangirl, who changed her facebook name to show her Team Edward spirit. If you took the time to get to know me, you'd find out pretty soon that I am the biggest Harry Potter fan, and not a vampire lover.

Oh, and one time, a girl asked me to bite her.

[maaneblomme]

@anniebananiie1029 There was a girl on facebook who got pretty much insulted in a HP page because her name was Cullen. :/

[anniebananiie1029]

@maaneblomme I'm glad that wasn't me!

[maaneblomme]

@anniebananiie1029 Yeah... She had said that twilight sucked and such things, and then people began to insult her because her name was Cullen. Of course they began to apologize when they found out it was her real name, but still...

[cooliopinkprincess]

Josie Barstad. Hmmm... can't think of anyhting. Mostly people call me Tall or Giant. And you know what I call them? Ants. They are all ants that I step on!!!

[SingingGirl1937]

My name is Katrina. People came up to me and said I killed millions of people, and would say "Katrina relief!" to no end.

[senoritasophs13]

Trigg. I got Trigonometry, Trig-precalc, Trigger, Tigger, Twiggy. Pretty much everything!

[migrn]

My name is Morgan, wich rimes with nothing so people just called me Morgasm.

[Mitchell00]

My name is Mitchell. They called me Bitchell.

[lolzcats97]

People call me Gus. Which is just annoying, cause it's a shortened verison for those who are to afraid to attempt to spell my last name.

[laughalltheway1]

well, there isn't much to do with Lillian, but we have hilarious last names at my school:

-Bubier

-Romano

-Goodenough

-Mayo

-Bacon

-Butler

-King

.......There's more but i don't want to get into detail.

[rocketmars27]

maddog, 12 year old me really wants to punch that kids face who started that fad

[ReallySeriouslyMusic]

My surname's Cumming. Manageable, until you take into the fact that my first name's Izzy.

Izzy Cumming.

Is he cumming?

[HaShomeret]

I never had one. My name is Roffman. anyone wanna take a swing at it?

[AllaAmber]

My last name is Foggin, So i got.. "why are you foggin' up the windows" or "foginator" haha.

[fanofHarryPotter713]

Weinert- Weiner . . . with a 't' :P

[NatalieCanSeeYou]

My last name is Christman so everyone started chanting Christmas at me. :( To a 3rd grader being called fat santa christmas isnt that funny.

[MuggleBornPrincessXx]

I guess im lucky. My name is Christiana, so... there is nothing wrong with that. My last name is welter, so.... im just lucky that never happened.

[Mareepify]

Anna-banana. I STILL get called that 

[maaneblomme]

@Mareepify I still get called Banana after 11 years. Not even by the same people

[blueeyekids]

Megzilla

[SuperGuapoTube]

i never got made fun of for my name :P

[thehaihai74]

My surnames Wang Pole, so I've had people call me Wang-KER Pole....creative.

[MusicWithARainyDay]

My last name is kind of horrible too. "Malone" People like to rhyme "Malone" with "Bologna" It's not even Ma-loan-e it's Ma loan. So, yeah. Got that a lot, still do D:

[emisue1]

my name is lesser.....losser lazred ya thats pretty much lol retarded

[annikasunshine]

I've never gotten a lot of crap for my name, but someone did turn my last name from "Schunn" into "shun." Very creative.

[Britty1995]

I didn't really have any trouble. But I knew a girl called Anita Friend...

[SydiasPsyMusic]

Cheer up love. Lifes a bitch!! Who gives a shit.

[frelotr14]

well im one of the lucky kids i guess, my first name is frederic, and my lastt name is hoyaux(pronounced hojo) so people could make some asian reference there but because i'm not asian it's not really insulting

[Tobbehh97]

My last name is Stone. Apparently i look stoned. -.-

[thesolanita2]

@Tobbehh97 hahahah same here!

[PurpleNeonOwls]

Hailey somehow ended up equalling Scaly because I had freckles and in 3rd grade apparently freckles are scales if they're all over your nose.