Mitch Hedberg - Just For Laughs 2004

[Naddycat]

I love rice, rice is great when you want 2000 of something-Mitch

[sjoshs1]

Man, I miss him :(

[TheRealEthereal]

if I'm ever buying nine apples....BAG EM UP!!!

[mjoebro]

how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

[sickboy932]

@mjoebro I'm for em

[keltonx117]

oktoberfest!

[solcario2]

Child frendly comedian

Very rare nowadays

[cryonisis1]

@solcario2

you have to clean up your material for just for laughs, which he has considerably. his pro drug routines are not what you would consider child freindly.

nowadays mitch headburg is dead, and has been for 6 years.

[singletonryan]

Such a genius.

[lalaloubean]

yes, good ole dr. acula

[LapoSettepanze]

Damn you Mitch Hedberg! After I've discovered you nothing is funny anymore compared to your comedy. And because you've died, I'm condemned to listen to your same jokes over and over again, knowing that there'll never be new ones. I fear that somehow one day they won't be funny anymore and I'll be left here with nothing to laugh at :(

[ChasinDingos]

God we have a proposal for you... you give us Mitch back and we will give you Justin Bieber, and Rabeca Black.

[xxvampirekingxx]

@ChasinDingos thumb spammer

[weirdlycrazyy]

i miss him he was so funny :( RIP we love you

[scorch048]

Mitch comedy is timeless

[0000111245]

this guys the best

[twiwonder]

Seein' the world through rose-colored glasses.... :)

[terrydribble]

Some folks say, "I don't get his jokes" followed by "its not intelligent humor". Must be too literal for them? Of is gallahger more to your speed?

[SolanoChe]

His canadian accent makes his hilarious jokes even funnier

[Str8UpPrime]

i love how that british guy earlier in the comments just keeps screaming to himself because he's to afraid to even actually reply directly to some1's comment. all he can say is "Americans are fat" and "bloody wanker". Thats not offensive at all. and he kept on say "END OF CONVERSATION!" even though he kept ranting. lol But anyway.... I love Mitch hedberg. I love listening to the audio of his standup, but I prefer where hes more chill. He eventually started getting really enthusiastic.

[gonzotime7224]

makes me proud to be a minnesotan

[thezepp925]

@gonzotime7224 YEA BUDDY i live really close to where he grew up

[IvanaF82]

Why have all these people gathered? And why am i elevated? LOL!!!

[RudKatz]

Thank you for uploading this video of Mitch Hedberg. I used it in my laughter generation blog and I also added this video in my youtube playlist Laughter Generation - An Ode to Stand Up. If you want me to add a particular website below the video I used for the blog please feel free to drop me a message.

Cheers :)

[Shafeone]

I love comedians who do their own thing. This guy was friggin brilliant. "I got a belt on that's holding up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don't know what's really happening down there. Who is the real hero?" Love it.

RIP brotha.

[xxafijrxx]

@Shafeone RIP ma nigga...r to the i to the p. it's p diddy. HOLD UP

[MrNomad81]

I love 1 liner jokes lol

[GrimLifer]

its a really cool-apotamis

[DownWithTheHerman]

BEST COMEDIAN EVER

[hulalalalady]

Oh Em Gee, this guy is SO SO SO funny. Frick. He makes my day. I can listen to this shit a million times.

[brucekirk89]

only someone on really good drugs thinks of this kind of stuff

[BravoStuZero]

One of the funniest comedians EVER (and I'm a stand up comic). A legend of comedy RIP Mitch Hedberg

[drumhead001]

Don't count endangered species... you will run out!

[BanksTank810]

Haha he said Don't go see Dr. Acula, and I hate that fuckin band!

[eleanorhowe]

I love this guy. He truly was awesome. He made me laugh so hard I cried. RIP.

[rnolan25inrogers]

I don't get thet dry cleaner joke

[rnolan25inrogers]

I don't get the dry cleaner joke. Just don't get it. It seems funny, but I can't get it.

[dochatteras]

@rnolan25inrogers If the sign says "Sorry, We're Closed", he wants to know why they're saying sorry. Just saying "We're Closed" should be enough, because no resonable person would expect a dry-cleaner to be open at 3am. Therefore, no apology is necessary.

[0bsidian0]

RIP.

[LouiGrapper]

hilarious

[tommythegun555]

@sammysf415 he was born with a heart defect and eventually his drug use killed him, in 2005. Died of a cocaine and heroin speedball.... (speedballs - always take the best entertainers from us).

[sammysf415]

how did he die?

[mayorbumblebee]

He died a day before my birthday

[TakunC]

hes the funniest guy. he doesnt even try to do routines or even use segways. hes just like fuck it heres a joke. heres another one.

[xxafijrxx]

@TakunC he's dead, bro.

[TheLakersfan92]

Hella funny! r.i.p. Mitch Hedberg

[acerazer1]

Awesome video, thanks for posting it. The Rice line... classic

[thuglife88888]

BAG EM UP!

[tgquagmire]

RIP MITCH

i love you man :(

i saw him live 2 months before he died

[lo0nyt0on666]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCH!

[WhiteRubberSoul]

He died March 29 2005

[Murderermarv]

He looks gacked

[qazmlp12345678909876]

Um, he died in 2003.

[ybn0rmal2]

@qazmlp12345678909876 Um, he died March 29th 2005.

[lo0nyt0on666]

no in 05

[minato392]

i love his jokes

[Trudragon88]

why am i not facing the same way as everyone else? haha too funny

[Randnar]

anyone got an uncensored version? cant find it anymore

[metapsych27]

I juggle, but if I get nine apples then I need a bag! LOL!!! Mitch was the man at random observational humor!

[randomyogi]

"im not even a member man i dont know how i get away with it!" hahaha

[Cheezburger100]

DO NOT GO SEE DR.ACULA! xD

[Revolutionoffunk]

Yet another genius succombs to his vices. Rest in peace, Mitch, and thank you. You left us just so much.

[GrayzasGurl]

Wow I just realized this stupid idiot will argue with anyone. No manners...*sigh*. Ok, I'll back off just because this is a waste of my time. No one can with with people like him/her...So I'll end this nonsense with RIP Mitch, you are missed, and will be remembered forever. :)

[jsmith19810808]

Ever heard the term typo?

Is that all your capable of doing, ever thought about commenting on what I actually stated earlier?

No? Welll shut the fuck up then simple!

[jsmith19810808]

End of this useless conversation you stupid little tramp.

[Christobell04]

Chill out and enjoy the video guys, damn. It's amazing how some find shit to argue about over a 5 min video... That's supposed to make laugh.

[lalaloubean]

@Christobell04 yeah some people are complete idgiots

[olgyythedutchess2009]

i love him!! damn he makes my day every time!

im crackin up over&over again.. :D

[Muskrat9000]

thanks for the upload, great comedian .... next thing you know i'm building a go-kart with my ex-landlord. =)

[recalljessica]

Let me mediate. Go back to your corners. jsmith, you sound like your on crank yourself. Really, it's just an observation. And otto, you know better. These are the types you ignore and they just magically go away. G'day to the both o'ya.

[zooby22]

chill out, he has his own style and is very different from the typical comedians. He was really fucked up when he wrote most of his stuff/ did his performances so if you think that's stupid that is ok, but no need to be a downer. Stating the obvious can be really funny sometimes because we do not notice the little things that make up our lives.

[otto8855]

the only pillock dumb fuck here is you. FUCK OFF and get a life. And by the way, we all know you're douche bag by your pathetic comments. ALL 4 million of us who have watched his video clips, you pathetic arsehole. Stop blaming your mother and get on with life. It wasn't her fault; she did the best she could do. But then again, she didn't have much to work with, did she?

[jsmith19810808]

See what I mean?

I have a new one for you fucking grow up moron.

End of conversation retard.

[jsmith19810808]

And your 44?

I feel sorry for the people who have to put up with your sorry life mate, how you behave onlines a disgrace mate!

Did I project any insults at all directly at anyone for a start?

The answer is no mate.

Your supposed to be 44 yea? FUCKING ACT LIKE IT!

[otto8855]

typical, isn't it? like a true bully that you are you feel that you can dish it out but get precious when it's dished at you ... now, fuck off and get a life - for your mother's sake!

[otto8855]

listen pinhead, you're making an idiot of yourself. You just don't get it, do you? Just have a look at the right hand column, do you see how many people enjoy his humour? He's one of the very few people who has appeared on Lettermen about 8 times. The man is dead and continues to entertain people with his rare sense of humour. You think he is bland and you don't like him. So what the fuck are you doing here? Fuck off! And learn to spell - it's 'you're' not 'your'. Now, for the last time - GO!!!!

[jsmith19810808]

So spelling on the agenda again to debate abou yea?

LOL Predictable as usual.

[XxFoxMotoX3xX]

you're a bitch. need to learn how to spell too, fuckface.

[jsmith19810808]

FUCKING HELL!!

Is that seriously all you dumb fucks can comment about spelling/

JEEESUS CHRIST COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

RETARED PRICK!!!

[GrayzasGurl]

How can you disrespect the dead so? It's fucking despicable and he was the funniest commedian I'd ever seen. Keep your fucking opinion to yourself, no one deserves to be spoken ill of, especially in death.

[jsmith19810808]

Ok then where did I exactly disrespect him?

No where thats where, get your information right for once.

Also 'I'd' get your grammar sorted thats almost illegible, its I've, god its like talking to a 5 year old here!

Miss comprehension your thing yea?

[zwonked]

Correcting grammar on youtube is the number 1 sign that any thing you have to say doesn't matter.

[jsmith19810808]

Another comment worth stating yea?

Another useless cunt here people!

[zwonked]

I'm just saying, if you have to point out grammar mistakes, you probably don't have a very strong point to make.

And speaking of useless cunt, maybe you should try moving out of your mothers basement, hit a up a gym, and stop being so gosh-darn angry at everything.

[GrayzasGurl]

And..."Miss comprehension"? Not correct. "Miscomprehension." You should check your own horrific grammar and spelling before attacking other peoples' tiny mistakes.

[jsmith19810808]

If you actually truely thought about the above youd realise your being a pillock.

I have done multiple commercial research projects do you actually think in your retarded head that I would be able to do that without an ability to state correct grammar?

FUCKING CLUELESSS ARENT YOU.

NOW SHUT THAT HOLE IN YOUR FACE YOU USELESS CUNT!!!

[jsmith19810808]

Care to say that without swearing?

Is that the way you have to get your point across?

Honestly, your just as dispicable prick.

Just because this twits dead doesnt mean hes any good at comedy hes still crap.

[Im2xteme]

@jsmith19810808 dude just cause he doesn't fit your taste doesn't mean u have to insult his stand up

[dekotable]

I'm going to assume you're British. Well, man, there's no way we can compete with Benny Hill and the impeccable comedic timing of actors such as Hugh Grant. And with your batty boy accents, they seem even more sophistocated. Trust, we just can't compete with the british. I mean, who wants comedy you can just laugh at?

[getalifesoon]

It's 'sophisticated' spelled with an i instead of o.

Jsmith is a moron, by the way.

Grow up.

[dekotable]

I think you missed the point of my comment. And so sorry to misspell a word, can you ever forgive me?

[alewares]

@jsmith19810808 Apparently, youtube did. "This account is closed." Nice trolling, failure.

[jigilypuffl]

@jsmith19810808 lol are you mad cause we beat you in the american revolution? XD

[Sapypriestdruiddk]

@jsmith19810808 His joke are very Intelligent. Half the stuff you have to think about to make it funny. ANd idk if you didnt notice but a lot of his words are big making him very intelligent.

[antiraidenanti]

@Sapypriestdruiddk yeah... big words are either for people who speak differently then others or people like you who use big words to feel smart, which informs everyone just how mental you really are.

[jsmith19810808]

Maybe if your country's people took the piss out of themselves for once, instead of taking yourselves soo damn seriously this might work.

Of course you'll deny it like the pathetic little dweeb you are but really your shit pml!!!

Failed to make any new point so what was really the point in that comment?

FUCK ALL SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAT FUCK!!!

[tedpm206]

"*I'll* ass fuck your mom" (short for I will). The word "all" refers to a group, like if you were to say "all your moms friends can suck my cock."

[jsmith19810808]

If anyones future comments about this unfunny commedian dont relate to this video, for the foreseeable future will be completely ignoring pillocks such as yourself.

Its just too time consuming talking to a bunch of useless pricks like you, its like talking to a 5 year old or even better a brick wall ffs SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[jsmith19810808]

The term typo ever occured to you?

No didnt think so and I thought you where meant to have some common sense.

[jsmith19810808]

BTW (abbreviated), didnt is meant to be 'didn't' and that also doesnt need any comma's since I used and.

If you really want to be that picky, I can see multiple errors in what you have put forward, but I won't state them because its rediculous when you cannot comment on the video, all you go for then is errors in what people type.

You have a brain why not at least attempt to use it for once?

[jsmith19810808]

Yes but your reply is that bit hypercritical because you got it wrong, its not actually anyone's thats only correct when your stating it belongs to someone.

Top person perhaps they didnt mark your ability to write correctly yourself and you critique my ability when your actually wrong.

Bit hypercritical yes?

Its actually anyones' dumbass, you just don't like it when you get your statement wrong, deal with it and learn from it!

[jsmith19810808]

Jeezz its like talking to a brick wall with muppets like you!

[jsmith19810808]

Do love silly midgets like you though always a good thing to laugh at people like you lol.

The whole misconception you had just backfired miserably, thats blooming hilarious!

[Honestinwilkesbarre]

This isn't meant as a knock, I just found it funny.

What's the point in abbreviating something and then pointing out that you just abbreviated? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

[imamagicwaffle5]

if u dnt like hime dnt watch him dumbass

[SuperAl19]

@bulletwound1974 grammar police, this is youtube if you can't think of a decent comeback no need to go to a spelling insult when you kno people use shortcuts on the internet. u gotta be more clever than that. sad

[Honestinwilkesbarre]

Huh? What?

I don't remember ever making a negative reply to any of your remarks. I see a reply I made, but not to who or the comment they made. At any rate, the reply I made was not in any way disparaging, it was simply something I found amusing.

[mothsloth]

@jsmith19810808  your anoying

[mothsloth]

@jsmith19810808 your still anoying

[wolfganggrrrr]

HAHAHAH XD

[fmrmullet]

dude calm down. it's just a video of a comedian. it is not a big deal.

[jsmith19810808]

This crap commedian wouldnt know sarcasim if it hit him in the face thats why this is really bland.

[amerikanskum]

P.S. - Mitch Hedberg is probably one of the most quoted comedians of all time outside of George Carlin.

[hakorro]

jsmith... youra fucking douche.

[jsmith19810808]

LOL I mean really who would really care to be honest.

Because i certainly dont.

Its a comment get used to it mate.

[jsmith19810808]

I mean a playlist that had adam hills for the first few vids.

[amerikanskum]

Not true. Mitch Hedberg is famous for his clever one liners.

They are not meant to be elaborate nor edgy. Dmitri Martin does the same exact thing. And by calling everyone who enjoys MH simple minded is insulting. And that makes you a griefer. Someone who has no real positive opinion and just shits all over what other people like.

[jsmith19810808]

Yes but hes stating the obvious, thats why its not funny.

[livelaughlovek21]

howd he die?

[kurittaja]

Speedball and heart condition. Bad combination. RIP

[zxcv1234vcxz]

That guy is no different from (read: equally bad as) Steven Wright. Dumb jokes are dumb.

Someone once said that a comic is someone who said funny things and a comedian is someone who says things funny. Comedians are funny, comics aren't.

[hokyfn451]

who is the real hero lol

[Yehwecan]

I love him rip

[AuthorForSale]

"No, I juggle. If I'm ever here buying 9 apples, fucking... bag 'em up!"

[kieran514]

why did you search for him on youtube then?

[almightyvoss]

what the fuck just cause you think hes not funny doesnt mean you should be glad hes dead fucker

[Hargamn]

That's a bit harsh. Some people on youtube really need help. If I don't like something, I don't watch it, let alone comment on it. And here you are watching a video you hate, and then rejoicing in the death of a guy you don't even know. Very sketchy bud. Chill out.

[jalapenopringle]

youre the fucking retard. trying t act all cool by dissing a dead comedian. oh that brings you up the food chain. fucking prick

[hartfarting]

fuck it lets sit down lmao dam R.I.P. comedy god

[Stalfos212]

Every time a friend of mine doesn't know who Mitch Hedberg is I always show them that "slip cover" joke, it ALWAYS makes people laugh!!

[samburke21]

every time i whatch this its funny so sorry he left us so early..fucking hilarious man

[rachaelsarobot]

the hippo joke is the best. ever.

[ParagonCity]

I don't think anybody got the dr. acula one

[reviewitorhateit]

dracula

[crypto6496]

i did

[boblawblabla69]

I made my "Shoppers Optimum" card under the name: DR. ACULA

(hahah)

[superustipak]

Bag 'em Up!!!!!!

[billrstuart]

thats prob my favourite hedberg joke!

[altitudeFlies]

lol!  Dr. Acula!

[flyersgirl929]

do not go see dr. acula xD

[joshsfknusername]

This dude is and was the funniest person ever. I have never laughed at every consecutive joke of any other comedian

[retrograderenegades]

I know he was epic, favorite of all time

He, and Brian Haley are the two most random, yet hilarious comics I've ever seen.