a few funny quotes to help you through life

[aqwkingchampion13]

1:26 george strait the breathe you take

[kaydaleeq13]

thank you. this really did make me smile, and i needed it. (:

[hammytataful]

nice! you are one of the youtubers which are true to their word

[Z4KL3M]

Follow me on twitter i tweet quotes! check them out for me please(:

Quotesmofo

thanks guys!(:

[ReX342]

@brainfreeze4eva : Correction: you're on drugs*, not your on drugs.

[brainfreeze4eva]

@ReX342 It's been four years and I never noticed that! THE SHAME! Thank you!

[XGerardxxWayXmCrLvR]

i love this nice video for your first -claps-

[shessiagh]

My opinions have changed - But not the fact that I'm right

HeeHeee I love that - I live by that

Very funny video, funny cause it's true

[Alejandro1313sixx]

"It could be worse...A women could cut you're penis while you're asleep and throw it out the window of a moving car!" Tyler Durden

[SuperJordy118]

awwwwwwwwsz



[LoveMusic0321]

This little video actually helped me alot today, hear I was crying alone over what happend to me tonight and when I saw this I smiled through my tears(:

[jonh387]

The quotes are good and the song is great and inspiring me.

I'm a daydreamer and this quote came through my head.

'Clouds are white the sky is blue, but what was I thinking about?.. I have no clue...'

[gravesofqueens]

made me smile



[gravesofqueens]

made me smile

[21joshabercrombie]

joshabercrombie.yolasite.com great quotes and sayings :D

[MeXLuffy]

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong rememdies." - Groucho Marx

[jellyfishflab]

The best mistakes are those you can solve with a shotgun

[Lifeisincredible911]

I actually want to say. Im sorry. But if you follow the steps in this video you are heading towards a really toxic life. IE "NEVER think about mistakes you made" ...

I picture some 20 year old girl from a divorced family trashed in a bar saying "I want to enjoy my life free as a young woman" while the drunk guy next to her says hey lets go back to my place and she goes because she is "healthy and free"... and in turn ends up like those who hurt her, and factually never free. Get it?

[brainfreeze4eva]

@Lifeisincredible911 "Never think about mistakes you made, think about the ones you will make" can be seen as "Don't dwell on mistakes you have made, and don't be afraid to make mistakes". The girl may go to a bar, get trashed, and hook up with some guy, but does that mean she should never go out again, never meet people, never have sex, never drink? She's made a mistake and she'll make mistakes again, but what she can learn is her limits; she can make decisions and fully embrace that freedom

[Lifeisincredible911]

@brainfreeze4eva Political correctness allows an illusion of fluffy bunny freedom. You seem to not get it. Even the love <3 heart symbol is an illusion. All these things you mention are proper sounding, but short lived. If you live your life by that it is no wonder you need frequent inspirational quotes. You drink from a cup. Then an hour later you are thirsty again? Never should a man or woman allow their self worth to fall into being a drunk whore. But you made it sound educated.

Bullshit

[brainfreeze4eva]

@Lifeisincredible911 I have to confess i am confused. What has a "drunk whore" got to do with a video about amusing quotes? In addition, does going to a bar automatically make you a "drunk whore"? Does, as priorly mentioned "wanting to enjoy my life free as a young woman" make one a "drunk whore"? Is there no other option? Are you suggesting that the only option for people who choose to "enjoy my life" is to wind up as a "drunk whore"? Could you explain this to me? Ta

[brainfreeze4eva]

@Lifeisincredible911 oh, and one more question. Are you suggesting that life should be lived in regret? Because honestly that sounds rather tiresome, pointless, and a waste of a life.

And I'm not sure how i've made "drunk whore" sound educated. Explain?

[backflipnori]

@brainfreeze4eva who cares about one amusing comment

just either enjoy the video or watch something else

[brainfreeze4eva]

@backflipnori mmm it was highly amusing. And i made the video.

[Hi9045]

@Lifeisincredible911 Its just a couple funny quotes....you don't need to get into a fight about it -.- People these days...Sheez.....

[Hi9045]

Hey, can you tell me what editor you used? its amazing!! (the text)

[Mrregoli]

this made my day!!

[laimezify]

LOL, really funny... "if you take my place... i'll smash your face..."

really inspirational, huh? ^^

[SpellboundGirl474]

This song was stuck in my head on my last day of 2nd grade. lmao random thing to yell in the hallways, awwww hellls yeah!

[Smurphette97]

love the song. My favorite quote (not on the video) is, "I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet."

[moejoe13]

u aint got no pancake mix

[iluvabercrombiemoose]

good job

[LenkeH]

great choice of song!

[Rreynaertt]

" I love him yes i do hes for me and not for you"... If you try and take my placce:) fuck off bitch ill smash your face"" ahhaah:)

[Nixom1334]

nobody dies a Virgin cuz life fucks us all

[Smurphette97]

@Nixom1334 so true

[dodgersg212]

this just made my day THANKS :-)

[kryktor]

lol, nice video, it put a smile on my face. thanx.

[ksjne]

haha good job !

[cheyennebritbrat]

hee hee good vid,i think ill have the regret getting caught on my headstone

[igorkewl1]

really cool

[AznGurl747]

no. you're suppose to think about the mistakes you'd done, or otherwise, how can you change yourself? what? you're still going to hurt more and more people, AGAIN?

[lilasianwellvill0021]

title please.. of the song

[brainfreeze4eva]

Suddenly I see

-K T Turnstall

[lilasianwellvill0021]

whats the song?? title please?

[mhelshe]

hahaha i laugh with it love it coll!!(-:

[sPureAwesomenesss]

ty i was having the most boring day ever. :')

[frei2006]

LOVE IT!  Thanks for sharing!

[TheRealDevil]

if i had a cent for every time you desire my big PP, I would be rich

[TheRealDevil]

I didnt lose my mind, its backed up in a disk somewhere...

[xIEthaNx]

Best quote:

Quotes are like butt-holes, everyone has one and they all stink..

:}

[xIEthaNx]

sorry..

change quotes to excuses

[lurch321]

A best friend is someone who knows you're not perfect, but treats you like you are.

He who sings, prays twice. (From the front cover of my church songbook)

Every man dies. Not every man truly lives. (Tagline for the movie Braveheart)

When you stop making mistakes, you stop growing.

If you like yourself you'll never mind being in your own company.

[OotwilightloveroO]

Hahaha! I laughed! xD

[ATparodys]

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[bioengineer07]

what does that mean on 0:48 ?

[149scrat]

@bioengineer7 "Don't regret doing bad things, regret being caught doing them."

[icecreamsoda11]

Here is another one!! "True happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can see its warmth!!!! hahahahaha

[argenrock7]

that's a good one

hhahahahah

[10Dante4]

Smile and everyone will smile with you

Laugh and they will think you're on drugs

Hahaha this made my day!!!

[cutiegirly13]

lollll i was in a bad mood but after dis video loll i havent change a lot but i smiled thnx  :)

[SuperGirl5451]

u made my day

[JiubLink]

these quotes are pretty weak.

[boricuagirl374]

not bad...made me smile ! i like it =]

[93tendulkar]

"smart people let fools do fool errands because theyre to careful for such a crazy adventure. thus, ignorance is bliss" - Ryan Smith

[corbin9876554321]

i didnt lose my mind i sold it on ebay

[Hi9045]

@corbin9876554321 lol thats my fave

[tigerlily917]

loooooooool this video made my day thanx!!!

[edwardcullenlover514]

if at firs you dont succeed keep on suckin tilk you do succeed-curly -the 3 stooges ............people were doi if at first oyu dont succeed ones and the 1 i was gonna write was taken

[JaxFloridaLocal]

and now I am smiling, thanks :)

[Paterson212]

if at 1st you dont suceed, skydiving ISNT for you

[edwardcullenlover514]

i was about to write that too

[Fatalsh0ts]

@Paterson212 lmfao youll be dead after first try thats a good joke I GET IT!

[Undurkhaan]

Thank you ^_^

[jessluvsu4ever]

There's another one, it is:

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, anf then lie!" XD

[YourFaceSucksAlot]

or ''if at first you dont succeed, your not chuck norris''

[lariosss777]

8years from now were all not going to know what the other person is talking about......*sigh*

[marcusboysuave]

I really enjoyed "don't regret doing things, regret getting caught" haha that is sooo true. great job on the vid kid, and what's this song by the way?

[brainfreeze4eva]

thank you :)

The song is Suddenly I see by K. T Tunstall.

Just for the record, I'm not a kid, but the video was made when I was.

[medea1990]

This is really funny.

But the way, did you know that the quote on 2:05 is from the film "Young Frankenstein" by Mel Brooks?

[brainfreeze4eva]

no i didn't. Thanks for the heads up :)

[medea1990]

Sorry, but I don't understand you.

What do you mean with "heads up"?

Please, answer...

[brainfreeze4eva]

It means Letting me know.

So when i say "thanks for the heads up" it means, "Thanks for letting me know."

Sorry, i forget that the stuff i say sometimes isn't always used by other people. That's slang for you :P

[medea1990]

Don't worry, brainfreeze4eva.

It happens to everyone.

Pip-pip.

[MrEndlessly]

hahahaha i like this hahhaa so funny n motivational

[zofia32]

Haha,

awesomee. (:

[DmitriSochlioukov]

this vid is a paradox :)emo?:D

[brainfreeze4eva]

sorry, what do you mean?

[baller10hw]

at 2:09 it says it could be worse could be raining where did u get that i allways say that i thought i invented it lol i dont know it was a quote

[movado105]

i laughed at veryone except when i saw"it could be worse,it could be raining.". It can't get worse, and it is raining.=(

[8745701]

good work!

cheered me up

thank you

[fmalchemist95]

oh that was pretty good! :D, how'd u make that video? like which program?

[xNisje]

great! i loved it! =D just what i needed on a rainy day in the freakin' country no one has ever heard of were i live xD

[ankababe07]

are you by any chance referring to taiwan? lol..just wondering

[xNisje]

Nope :p i live in belgium.. lol

[mangaandanimalluver]

when life hands you lemons make grapejuice-i listen to chuck norris

JK HaHa! cool vid xD

[tabbycat799]

my karate instructer is best friends with him!

[Taters72888]

When life hands u lemons, make orange juice. Then sit back and watch them wonder how u did it.

[Mileyno1fan06]

Roses are red violet are blues when i flashes the toilet all i remember is you!!!

LOL!!!

[BananaCoconutPie]

I LAUGHED AND IM NOT ON DRUGS ok..... maybe i am.... lol jk great job!

[cockatielluver]

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard but must be felt with the heart

[lillyhi71397]

i didnt lose my mind.. i sold it on ebay! lol good job

[oOAlyshaOo]

it was okay... but thx for sharing

[2gudgirl]

this is awesome!! made me laugh :D

Good job!!

[shtejusna]

Awesoomee ... xDxDxD

[00breezy00]

hahhahaah

[TH3KlD]

It Made me smile, idk y tho. . . .=D

[hollyandnicki]

i laughed at this but i am not on drugs

[ihqeu2]

haha this made me smile :]

[Twilight020]

it is very good well done!

[eoieduff]

Great vid, 5 stars, v original some of this!!

[roomwithacatinit]

I have two for you guys:

money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a couple hours.

and

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

[sholafly]

i use to be a schizophrenic but we are alright now

[j0k3r4Life666]

it could be worse omg sooooo fucking true

[Broknksch]

Like it, sometimes you gotta be silly...

[christiana107]

Pretty good for your first. GoD bless!

[senzerble]

Those were some pretty pointless quotes, but they definitely made me smile. :-)

[AASureno13AA]

when your having a bad day imagine this. your a siamese twin. your brothers gay. YOUR NOT. he has a date coming over. you only have ONE ass.

[66Ant66]

lmfao!! i love it

[observer147]

What song is this called

[SlushySushy]

it's KT Tunstall's "Suddenly I See"

[savvy93666]

He who laughs last gets laughed at first.

[number2faith]

he who laughs last thinks slowest though, both are true

[Shamanmanwow]

"i didnt lose my mind, i sold it on Ebay " LOL

[lalaloveedward]

lmao at 1:16

[sunny1346]

laugh and the world will laugh cry and the world will laugh harder

[mewmewfatima]

i loved it xD

cheered me up tbh

thank you:)

[GreunGreun29]

nice song nice quotes cheered me up :D

[kkblandford]

i got as far as realising what song it was

[BARTVENEGAS]

goood

[TheTrueMe]

hahahahahahaha great quotes

[andreakate225]

love. it.

[AKKnyte]

death is gods way of saying, "Your fired."

suicide is a humans way of saying, "You cant fire me! i quit!"

we were just having hot lesbian sex. and by lesbian sex i mean cookies. but they were still hot! XD

u know its gonna b a bad day when u fall outta bed an miss da floor... =,(

(Based off second one) Picture this: A little girl runs to her mom and screams, "Mommy mommy! daddy wants my cookies!!!"

sorry. that last one might be a little perverted but it was hella funny at the time

[VeronicaAngel123]

Brilliant for a first video!

Really cheered me up! (:

[talkingtothewall]

im gonna use those

[britrux2]

cute haha

[qwertynerd555]

ok no more saying ASSHOLE

[brainfreeze4eva]

I reserve the right to delete any comments i find inappropriate. So far i have refrained from doing so, but will if necessary. Now I'm not sure if this comment is being rude, but that's the vibe I'm getting.

The world has already enough crap going on in it, is it really necessary here of all places?

Take your derogatory comments somewhere else or cut it out people.

[BoppyBilly]

i agree.

[redestdark]

jempin515 is a stupid asshole

[brainfreeze4eva]

woah up there! No one is a stupid asshole. Innocent until proven guilty. This is a comments page for a video, let's just keep it clean okay?

[redestdark]

yea yea whatever

[sleepingbeauty246]

LOL! Awesome...you should watch my quote video! Lol I love your video!!! It is awesome!

[Waylander08]

Well this is just plain stupid

[redestdark]

whats is the name of that song ??

[Erinaberinaboferina]

its in the credits, "suddenly i see" by KT Tundstall

[jempin515]

it says at the end of the video!!!! silly

[RaquelFil]

Nice work :)

[scooterskater2244]

i thought these qoutes were supposed to b funny. LIAR!

[brainfreeze4eva]

Me, a liar? I think not.

See, to me i think these quotes are funny. That's why I made the video. If you didn't then that merely your opinion, and not the set-in-stone truth.

[BobbyRodhenizer]

Pretty nice. good job

[TenerifegurlX]

HEHEE VERY GOOD

[sxcever]

omg that made my day!!

[TheSecretGirl05]

1:49. I like that one!

[shtejusna]

Yes I realized that a lot of people can read this.....but you can send it to me like a message if you are so shy..... xD

[brainfreeze4eva]

shy, no

cautious and on the edge of being slightly creeped out, yes

I don't know you, i don't know anything about you, for all i know you're a psychopath with a knife (far fetched, but whatever) and i'm surprised this convo has lasted so long.

Get it through your head, NO NAME

[Basia57]

Brilliant! Will certainly help me through my day, and hopefully, my life!

[1337haxxorzz]

i love this... im going to bed, night ^^

[Cherriheart]

made my day..lol!

:)

[brainfreeze4eva]

Thank you :D

This comment made my day! lol

[1337haxxorzz]

that was one of the best videos on youtube! if this is your first vid, congratulations, you're gonna be big on youtube someday :D

[brainfreeze4eva]

aw, thank you!

[What20814]

blow me

[brainfreeze4eva]

blow yourself!!!!

[shtejusna]

Here's a thought:Grow a sack,filled with some balls,magicly sprout a dick,shuved up your ass and start fuckin' yourself! hah this suck donkey ass......

[brainfreeze4eva]

may I please ask you then why you bothered to watch it? Surely someone so rude would have something better to do with their time, or maybe not...

[shtejusna]

Blow me

>D

[brainfreeze4eva]

why do people keep saying that?

[shtejusna]

Hey I was kidding...xD...What's your name?

[brainfreeze4eva]

if I wanted people to know that i would have posted it on my channel. As i did not... and besides, why would I tell my name to someone so rude?

[shtejusna]

Hey I was kidding :D:D:D:D:D:D 0k?..... I've just got interested in you cuz' you're different from the others.....If it was some other girl,by now she would swear back at me.........Not explaining to me how "I shouldn't be so rude" like you do =]

[brainfreeze4eva]

flattered, really

well a girls gotta look after herself on the internet, so sorry, but no name

[shtejusna]

Fine...xD...I subbed you by the way >)...

[brainfreeze4eva]

yes i noticed

my first thoughts, why? seeing as you seemed to dislike them so much

[shtejusna]

Well I said that I like you >)

[brainfreeze4eva]

yes, but not my videos, which is kind of the point of subscribing