Suburban Housewife

[TheReeseWitherfork]

Totally was at this comedy club this night... Thought she was gonna be lame, but she rocked it

[TheHoboslayer123]

lol



[kane132]

I wonder if this would be funny without the swear words... the answer is NO

[ranayrn]

I think that I have a SERIOUS Suburbia, fellow housewife, HO-mance crush on this beoch!

[arianaajjace]

Because im a mother fuckin house wife! Lmao!!!

[marybfreund]

To barbrascott... The um's are a part of the skit. As are her clothing choices. She is playing the part of someone insecure in front of a room of people, so when she starts rapping, people are shocked. You are clueless.

[leonc100]

Hehe

[TheJodilena]

awesome!!!

[im26e4ubabe]

ahahahahahaahaha this is soooooo funny

[barbascott]

OMG... hold the camera STILL

STOP saying AH

Um

Ah

Ah UM///

Making me crazy

Thank GOD for the rap... no UM, AH written into the rhyme.

[beccasoo]

@barbascott I think that's part of the "Suzy" character.

[barbascott]

OMG... hold the camera STILL

STOP saying AH

Um

Ah

Ah UM///

Making me crazy

[barbascott]

OMG... hold the camera STILL

[LTaylor2005]

LOVE IT!!! I bow down to this woman !!

[kaderinpaige]

love

[kjohnson1167]

You are the BEST:)

[bmxgrl2323]

This is one FUCKING awesome suburban housewife! Almost makes me want to learn how to rap!

[nurseevelyn]

Love you Sally!!!! Although I'd prefer Norco washed down with Red Wine..... Gotta find a rhyme for that!!!!!

Evelyn!!!!!

[hecalledmephooli]

Shaky cam! Someone needs a tripod. 'Scuse me while I take a Dramamine.

[RuckalltheFules]

awesome!!!

[kristen2342]

Kids Cure to deal with their Suburban Mommas: Oxycontin, washed down with Jack D, put it in a cup it looks like ice tea!

[kristen2342]

Kids Cure to deal with their Suburban Mommas: Oxycontin, washed down with Jack D, put it in a cup it looks like ice tea!

[lurch729]

I listened to this for about the hundredth time this morning. It helps me get through the day with my twins!!

[123Neurotech]

Hilarious!!!!!!! Bitches!!!!! LOL

[Ibkikilee]

Where would one get this Oxi you speak of?? I have 2 boys, I've always gone with vicodin & vodka, but a girl has to have her options!!!! ;)

Thanks for the laugh!!!

[bankybabes]

Is there a MP3 / audio clip to this? :)

[kwitcherbellyakin1]

we have a lot in common, check my video... thanks for the laughs!

[kwitcherbellyakin1]

 we seem to have some things in common, thanks for the laughs!!!!!

[mizztaytay624]

this is so funny

[ericamanda01]

Mothers cure! LMAO!!!

[princessdi1966]

That was funny. But it was so hard to look since the video camera was moving so much. you need a stabilizer!

[scamtrack]

BRILLIANT!!!! Suburbam housewife

[Themoosedoes7]

yo yo, awesome

[poopiefart101]

DIE PLEASE.

[rhoward009]

oxcycotin wash down with jack d! put it in a cup it looks like iced T!!!!

lol

[andromedaabp1]

funny but she likes being a house wife

[DannyHHyde]

She didn't get to the part where she had to wash her husband gross socks and underwear, with skid marks to boot.

[l0vebug66]

lol so funny

[princessTLAYELI138]

thiz iz sooo funny

[AaliyahLove69]

LOL!!!!!! posting on my Twitter now!!

[zeugirdorrehtaeh]

Funny!

[JBagaloff]

Sally!  You're awesome. Thanks for the laughs!

[Rainess13171]

LMAO! You go gurl. Down to a "tea". It is hard being a suburban housewife..........boring as shit. Friggin loved it.

[PastTime777]

Beautiful. Doesn't talk about a drive by or killing people, just getting buzzed to take the edge off. That's what rappers need to laugh about, instead of talking about killing people.

[ashleykristian5]

love it! hahahaha

[stegosauruslegs]

That's amusing as hell. I like this a lot.

[valerie4012]

Perfect!!

[marcb27]

Hilarious! Love it!

[roberts990]

omgsh this is HILARIOUS! :-D

[Badfish847]

OMG Franceses98 are you for real? She is a COMEDIAN. This is her job to be FUNNY. Get a sense of humor because that shit is hilarious. BTW get some english / grammar lessons.

[markberg]

Wow.

[Franceses98]

I think is sad. Because this girl obviously doesnt want to be a housewife. When you are focus in the things you really want in life, life pay back! And I mean raising good children for the future I know is hard to be a housewife but years go so fast, that you can not believe it! And then we have meddled age people in crisis because they scrub their lives!!!!! Shut!!!!

[winnethpawtrow]

I think you are taking it a little too seriously - sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself or your situation. It's healthy! Just because she's singing this song doesn't mean she doesn't want to be a housewife.

[moondrip63]

Hilarious.  I love it!

[Derkisme]

Hilarious!

[JimKidwell]

This bitch needs a hard cock up her ass!

[livinlovinfun]

Sounds like you need one up yours!!!

[bigboyshocker]

that funny shit right there i dont car who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wigumz]

good for fucking you

[shotgunsmoke]

I just watched her surburban housewife video. OMFG LMFAROTFLOL i never laughed so hard in my life that was efffffiiinnnngggg awesom!!!!!

[happycatkeli]

LMAO! Thanks for making my day Sally!

[aceule]

Bwahahahaha!

[christinealtparry]

I live in WC PA -the breeding capital of the United States of America....you have it down honey. Nice job!

[WonderNoobie]

lol she was soo lame at the start, i think it was on purpose to make people surprised more..?

[FrodoBaggins44]

LMAO!! This is hilarious I love it, she has tapped into the core suburban housewife beautifully, go girl!!.

[MrBclary6]

now what did that fuckin bitch do with my glue? this rap is much better than real rap! ex. Do the stanky leg. Seriously? after the video kanye west showed up to tell everyone to tell everyone xanax and vodka works better.

[Psychentist]

LMAO This chick is great! Excellent delivery!

[Pearljam1fan]

SHW in the house.........Loved it!!

[mamamiasette]

As a mom who has been " blessed" seven times over, I can truly appreciate this rap!!! Awesome!!!

[cpumper]

AWESOME!!!!!!!

[BuzWeaver]

This serves to illustrate that anyone can rap, even if you're a member of the Tone Deaf's.

[mrwhitefolks96]

Frickin' hilarious! Great bit!

~Wf

[CountryLizzard]

This is awesome

[riversidefishing]

So funny, now I know what it's like to be a suburban house wife

[wabby99]

OMG! This is too hilarious. She should take this on the road.

[KeenansMama1975]

That was some hilarious and true rap...I loved it, it was hella funny....

[parris3]

AWESOME!

[scam513]

funny!!!!

[ilysea]

thats awesome.

[RebeccaPrephan]

F*^%#!n Brilliant!!!

[jamster0777]

she starts off so sweet, you think she's going to start preching, then wo, she let's it rip Hilarious!

[Stasi14]

Holy Mother, I could not stop laughing. Shared this with the military moms on facebook and they couldn't quit talking about it. Some days if I some Oxy???? Might be in trouble. Hilarious.

[briol44]

She is hilarious:)

[DaFunkee1]

tooooo funeeee!

[lancekasten]

Right on! My wife and I are peeing our pants over here!! LOL-You rock!

[belinda364]

chill little bitches!

[mammatiffy]

how can you thank god and then call your kids the B word! wow!!

[Narlybob]

Exactly!!!

[sunilthegreat]

uh, it's a joke, Bitch ! Holla!

[ksishere]

Thanking God is part of the joke!!! If you are from the Midwest, aka "Bible Belt", people are constantly saying they are "blessed" and are thanking God. It is one of the most annoying things in the world.

[SnapeGirlUSA]

word

[ayrontr]

Awesome!! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!!

[lynnesremorse]

You are so cute! I am going to subscribe in hopes to see more!

[luckiestmommy]

FUNNY!! Scrapbookin' MF!!!

[MyPinkRainbow]

its the truth

[32flavors68]

Despite the cursing, I couldn't help but laugh. Thanks!

[Karent1213]

The cursing is the BEST part!!

[dcwanderer]

this is the most awesome thing I have ever seen! very very funny.

[Yesimthatkid]

that was great

[SHAP04]

Gnarly!

[2376cat]

funny

[yoheathero]

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.

[djmhiratzka]

Awesome!

[larrym0nde11089]

too funny!

[natashathweatt]

SUBLIME!

[Bzoo53]

Beautiful!!!!!

[megster67]

BRILLIANT!

[vistacruiser00]

Excellent!!

[desidon777]

Hardcore!!

[Jackie5872]

Mothers Cure: Oxycontin, washed down with Jack D, put it in a cup it looks like ice tea!

I love it!!!!!

[videoapparatus]

What is the recipe for the "looks like ice tea" part?

I can't understand what she is saying

[beatleslover228]

Too FUNNY!!!!!! LoL Love it. :-)

[futhanabuddah4444]

Funny Funny!

[AlexaIn2006]

That was REALLY good!

[lollipop2992]

lol that was too funny

[rayveniael]

You have to be a housewife to truly appreciate the humor. Loved it!

[retrograderae]

This is awesome!

[angelstrike777]

This was the Shit! You are awesome! Thank you!

[bonnieand3boys]

This is my new theme song lol

[yasminsalterego]

Freakin' hilarious!

[ticklyhippo]

It's so sexy when you say "hey mother fuckers" :D and "Fucking telemarketers" :D

You rock!! :)

[TheJudson]

LOVE IT!!! Even my 2 years is claping his hand.

[7dianne]

LOVED THIS !!

[krickchik1]

Comin' straight from the Triangle, girl! Love from the Elsmere and Alameda crowd, yo! Your dad told me to check you out-- let us know when you do another show!

[rhettcochran]

That is AWESOME!

[TheTwinsoccer]

Loved it!

[SuperHabeck]

Best comedy rap, ever!

[ryanjsinger]

some hard core laundrin'!

[lonnie1981]

fold em up fold em up fold em up fold em

[atheist12345]

funny!

[f0t0b0y]

Killin it girl!

[peterbufano]

"...happy mothaf*ckin mother's day!"

[marciaeppo]

That is amazing! Loved it!