Duke Nukem Burger Time

[Alurkerdood]

Wow. This is more fun than DNF. And it loads faster.

[OmidKurd1]

/watch?v=M4s1jnb01Ho

AWESOME NEW duke nukem forever uncensored trailer :D! its the best trailer so far!!

[HardwareHank02]

36 people forgot the lettuce on their burger

[insertswear]

@HardwareHank02 You're neither funny or clever. In fact, you can be likened to a gangrenous wound.

[tylerjames6699]

It should of said: "I've got burgers of steel!"

[JoeHullion]

36 people haven't got balls of steel.

[bennukem91]

I GOT BUNS OF STEELS !

[HoboJoe83]

BUNS!

*nuclear explosion*

[wazzup4567]

this is lawl.

if duke did this... .o.o

[Akerberus]

DOUK NOUKIM

[loriziell]

This looks so cheesy.

Wait that's not an intended pun.

*runs away*

[Jonassoe]

Imagine ordering a cheeseburger at a burger stand and then have Duke Nukem take your order.

[IneptTroopr]

@Jonassoe Hey with his game canceled and the economy in the tank, a man's gotta make a living.

[Jonassoe]

@IneptTroopr Ya I'm just happy he got a job.

[GTAModdingVids]

PURE 2D CHEESEBURGER

[Jghalpin]

Nice to see ol' Duke's found new employment now that he's not in games anymore. It's a far cry (no pun intended) from saving the world but in this economy it's better than being out on the street. Maybe he's found his true calling ;D

[Sterlng]

Like Weird Al's song Rocky XIII.

[WiredRM]

BUNS OF STEEEEEL.

[MrKillerThriller]

its BURGER TIME.

[Hellsing179]

@MrKillerThriller NO DAD NO

[kornered8]

holy fuck yes

[2Seatroll2]

terrific )

[vman339]

It sucks that 3d realms is down for the count.

Now we'll never be able to flip burgers as Duke!

*sarcasm for the connotation impaired*

[KirRoyale79]

the game is still in development, im dont know the exact details, but there is still hope. dnf better be good if it comes out

[vman339]

Come on man. We all figured this out in ten years ago. Don't anticipate it, just let it surprise you.

Or better yet, point and laugh.

[astex934]

It's time to kick ass, and oh god I'm all out of burgers.

[InsideOutAnus]

*puff* my name is douk nouk kem

and I only pay for burgers

[SADXhacker]

I've got buns of steel!

[BananaMna]

...It's balls of steel.

[SADXhacker]

joke

[ramik81]

did duke nukem just save president ronnie from the ninjas?

[astex934]

THAT DUKE IS A SPY!

[m14g]

i got bugers of steel ahahhaahhahaha

OUCH

[gyggedy]

cool

[lukaszon929]

Good comercial! XD

[DragoonApprentice]

DUKE BURGER

[loriziell]

i think ive seen this somewhere else....

[GreatFox42]

I got quite a laugh out of this. Nice job.

[tylerjames6699]

I've got balls of steel!!!

[tylerjames6699]

LOLOLOL

[Oddulrick]

This reminds me of nothing.

[bettythechimp]

if you even tried to get a burger from duke you'd end up waiting a decade for it only to find that the burger joint closed

[sawalrus]

@bettythechimp you could almost say these burgers are "rare" hahaha

no but seriously always bet on duke

[YourAverageJoey]

@bettythechimp Then the burger joint gets bought up by Burger King, who finally put the top bun on it for you to eat.

[CloudFan346]

Wow...this would be the greatest video game ever.

[Patricklaurence]

Or the greatest fast food chain.

[bleeduntildeath]

lol scott, you are funny

[zyriuz2]

now that would be an awsome hamburger comercial

[DEMONDAY]

always bite on duke

[Ugurcan2451]

Really nice video. 5/5

[rednose91]

great!!!!

now I want a hamburger!!!!!

[TheMaggot81]

That's rock

[MasterAsra]

5 very hungry stars, definitely.

[henritje19]

Ive got BUNS OF STEEL!

[MahChannal]

It;s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum.

[countquackula]

man these phrases are old and over used

[steelrobot1]

balls of steal steal steal

[shelbyXXD]

Omg I got bowls of steel! XD

[sambwel]

Balls of Steel.

[rekone607]

hilarious, favorite and 5 stars

[Ugurcan2451]

Lol !

[Merchant2006]

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Ballls of Steeeeeeeel....

[fiimandkh]

haha Hilarious X-D

[sinisterporkchop]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

Burger.

[SteveNorriss]

umm ok...that was...odd

[norwaygy]

I never get progams like Alias Sketch Book or anything my parents don't let me

[HouseMD93]

lol XD

[UnrealGeeMan]

omg! did ha sa;, I've got balls to steal?

[Firemario1]

Balls of Steel.

[zigzagelfy1320]

only good part was i got balls of steel!

[7nino]

LOL

lettuce

XD

[7nino]

LOL!!!

[SHRILLETTO]

I've got ballzzz of steeeel...

[DaRemixBoi]

O_o You're right! lol Doesnt even look like a girl.. XD n

[wawatu]

come get some and eat lettuce and die

[DoctorScissors]

Oh yes.

[mangadude2]

oh no!

[bowgamer]

oh no you didnt!

[bowgamer]

oh yes i did!

[DoctorScissors]

Oh Snap!

[PatiusMehaffius]

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of ass!

Wait a sec. . .

[saberj2x]

It's time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubble gum

[SPAZER64]

They should use this for commercials, cuz I want me a burger.

[kimailis]

still, it was so random...

[Sterlng]

Mo Burgaz!!!!!!

[donkey10044]

LOLOLOL!

[LtFang299]

What the fuck lol

[Tsanalretentive]

At least the "Forever" in Duke Nukem Forever isn't entirely devoid of meaning...

And if the theme of burgers and burger flipping was intended for the developers, then OW I say.

You know what's sad? Of all the Grabbag versions out there, Megadeth's included, I prefer the one in the E3 2008 Duke Nukem Trilogy trailer. It was the one version that got me hooked to the song. Sad stuff.

[govno122]

LOL hahahahhahaha xD

[DescendingAngels]

can i have some roflfries with that? XD

[S4League]

Funny, I still think this was 100% better then any other announcement/trailer at E3.

[kimailis]

0:45-WTF?

[PrincessLarien]

LOL dude sweet!!!

[Ringwaul]

Not to mention the guy who created this video said: "Honestly what were they thinking? Their stuff from almost a decade ago was better. Now I know I'm one for missing a deadline, but, yikes guys. Finish the fucking material or don't show it at all."

Haha.

[xxxpinkfrosting88xxx]

awesome I want this game. :P

[Penguinlovers4]

cool

[Parkeycat]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... but I'm all out of gum.

[mariomasterdustin]

burger

[xXHalfieXx]

man that was funny

[ElNiinoV1]

lolioes

[is4ias]

random guy:hey...i been waiting 3 hours for a burger whit cheese....when iss gonna be done

duke nukem:it's gonna be done when it's done!  X3

[nygiantsfan6]

From Duke Nukem Forever Wikipedia article.

Release Date: "When it's done."

[Pyrosity]

Dukeburger called, they approved this for immediate screening.

[Jaccow]

HILARIOUS!

[platek991]

ROTF

[EnterpriseKnight]

Duke cook'em FOREVER!

[CrazyTubeFreak1]

wtf? lmao

[Prototypexl]

If you don't get it you most likely never will. And I don't mean it offensively.

[Jonassoe]

LMAO xD

[PatiusMehaffius]

you sir, are a comedic genius.

[MapleFr3ak]

I just realized Scott made this. =P

[loriziell]

hehe:D

[XD63]

seriously epic!

[Xoxaloacetate]

vgcats ftw

[Pijanapornografia]

You'd best be joking

hurr durr hurrr

[AlbinoFrog]

FUCK

TOO FUNNY.

[Cybaiotron]

ololol

[Xoxaloacetate]

dude can u imagine if they showed this right after the original nukem trilogy trailor at E3?

[Zeina107]

Id laugh till I had a heart attack

[BobBoican]

LETTUCE. BUNS.

[CyberSkull]

Man I want a burger.

[TooOverrated]

That was great 5 stars.

[Waterclaw]

lol, "I got bowls of steel"? ROFLOL

[Xoxaloacetate]

lmao compared to the original trailer

[Monyisageek]

HUGE !

[charliestock]

Pretty amusing.

Have people seen the video explaining how Burgertime is an allegory for class struggle? I think you can just type in 'burgertime communism' to find it. Its hilarious.

[maverick9900]

LETTUCE

freaking epic

[youdonowme]

i just about lost it when i saw the burger XD

[ShadowSoldior]

Little does everyone know that burger is made from the dead aliens he carved up :P

[ZackRaeXavier]

EPIC

[Varker316]

despite how fattening that burger looks, i knew there was a reason i should've had a burger earlier instead of a souvlaki. but god damn, that's advertising food with 'tude.

[Evan121991]

Why am I giggling so much at this? IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY

[ArtisanDave89]

I... must HAVE ONE!

[fragglet]

No way am I eating this shit!

[9ve]

i was pretty disappointed at the abrupt ending where it cuts into that LOLOLOLOL

[HerculesOMAIOR]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

BADASS COOKING!!!!! lol

[lollypopdude]

Hahaha XD

Nice one!

[sterling7]

Brilliant.

[thargimpaler]

this game looks so awesome, its nice to see developers putting actual gameplay footage in their trailers

[DonAkida]

Oh man, this made me shit bricks more than the original trailer. "I've got balls of steel."

[OnyxThief]

I must buy it.

[syxx573]

nicely done

[jamesevanhenry]

LOOLLOL

[ToxinMortalis]

That was AWESOME!

Heh. "Of steel," indeed. Well played sir, well played.

[Aaox00]

LETTUCE!

[specialks1953]

Pretty Piss Poor Putz

[blusparkles]

lame ass!

[b1randon12]

WTF?

[kingluigi9]

well at least its a parody of a finally new duke nukem game.

its been what?10-11 years from its last one?

[ChanologySpeaker]

Duke Nukem is forever.

[VarDolzeberg]

Should have edited the voice to say "I'm all out of ass".

[Combatd]

This would make a great commercial! xD

[babzie2823]

owned! saw the boring vid of this. u made it better LOL

[VinsaneOne]

Loved Duke with the chef hat and spattula! Verry funny!

[aXeboy99]

lol

[kababyenoh]

Actually I can see Burger King with this promotion when they stop using that retarded mascot they currently have...though matches the name.

[Lemau]

I got balls of steel. +points for that one. : D

[xWizzyKidx]

Man I was reaaally diggin that before the LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL part.

[vman339]

This beats the original by a mile.

[psychogod]

Obviously since its not a hundred hours longer than it need to be. :D haha

[pyro13guy]

so.... EPIC!!!

[Ryank1908]

Makes a lot more sense if you check out the link in the side bar first.

I lolled. so hard.

[RSMaster4259]

It's ketchup mustard burger time!

[ZiggyZoko]

"No way I'm eating this shit!"

[evilirnoob]

This is better than the DNT trailer. 5/5

[abcdpup399]

FUCKING WIN

[Shirodx]

Sorry man, but this is WICKED!

I've played this vid 14 times already and I just can't stop my self. HILARIOUS! Love it man.

Love the tune man. I could just see myself going to war to it.

Where is that track from? Is is really the Duke Nukem theme song? Who preformed it?

Damn, It's gonna be my theme song now!

[Teleemahn]

It's 'Grabbag' by Lee Jackson. This version was performed by Vertexguy, you can find him on this site.

[mashedchicken22]

I......'m a little confused, but I guess it is good to be confused sometimes. cool vid man, although a little odd.

[SamuraiOfHipHop]

Great!

[MettanAtem]

Looks like Duke Nukem gave up his job as a Bad-ass Gunner Guy and became a Bad-ass Burger Chef instead! XD

[mattrdsx2]

Oh yeah I'm favoriting this. This needs to have a longer 4 minute long version. Don't forget to end it with "IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL" XDDDD

[OHBOBSAGET5]

extended cut needed please

[Doklim]

420, And I loved that vid XD

[SpinatpiZZa]

420 great vid ^^ xD

[Moseticle]

420, burgin' every day

[BlargElitePhil]

420

[homenucleonics]

woops I meant 475