BOND bicycle with ejector seat and flamethrower

[EllidanX]

snow bike)

[MrStemkilla]

that ejector seat is well it cant lift 2 pounds and the flamethrower is just the magic trick fire ball its kist burning the paper and is stupid

[montey1017]

strap 4 M-80's together under/inside the seat...thats a lot better theft-prevention than...well...that...

[galenator123]

th ejector seat looks like it will just smash your balls

[TenBStudioS]

lol



[suicidewafflez]

Who the fuck would buy cycle insurance?

[stopglobalswarming]

Put a shift kit and a Grubee engine on it, and just carry a Pistol AR, works better than that flame thrower.

[topphemelig]

HARDCORE!

[Somnioblivio]

flamethrower or flameCOUGHer

[Bullseye5477]

Seat sniffers beware!

[RevenantX10]

HOLY CRAP! thats my specialized Hardrock disc bondified!

[zampagnone00]

yoyoyo!!!! my next bike for sure!

[joha882]

Cool cykel för en fantast ;)

[zero00tolerance]

lol excessive i doubt anyone ever used it

[filler18292]

but is it a one speed?

[xieper]

@filler18292 No, at least 21.

[Dearest0ni]

pra que que eu vou querer comprar uma bosta dessas ?? se ja existe armas de mão.. " pistolas " ??

[theLalami]

LOL@ flamethrower

[uihliu]

lol anti-theft ejection seat... go pick up after its flown 5 feet away, put it back in and ride off

[OrangeTang666]

I want to race someone on skis down a mountain on one of these bad boys!

[Fravior]

thats the best

[the89Vision]

stupid

[fffffffffffffffuuu]

so how does a ejection seat to deal with bike thieves i dont get it...

launch them off the bike when they try to ride away? can someone explain this to me is it just for the lulz.. the other stuff seems to kinda make scene

[otisspunklemeyer]

@fffffffffffffffuuu Seems like a joke alluding to Pee Wee Herman's bicycle in his movie 'P.W.H.'s Big Adventure'. if you've never seen it, fast forward to the end. The bike ejects a covetous fatty who sits on the bike. Other than that it's just B.S.

[Funkyman391]

That's one badass bike :) too bad it's not practical :(

[Badgerfoxrat]

if the ejector seat by itself can only go 2 metres into the air, how is it meant to launch an average adult weighing around 80kgs?

[14sJakeB190]

I want to see it move!

RIDE IT OR SOMETHING!

[NGhulio]

sorry to say but this bike just looks retarded........

like a bad action movie

[mack89464]

@NGhulio You realize this is just a viral advertising campaign for an insurance company...right?

[N02505]

Me want one

[markelva]

This Bike angers me so much I want to scream until my whole chubby fat face implodes and my blood boils. If this truely is a one of a kind invention then I'm a 7 stone super model with cone like boobies.......................­.................

[sickbro91]

by far the gayest bike i have seen in forever.

[NoshyRunzXbl]

awesome but dangerous lol

[donjuandonjuan]

lol mmmmm no....

I'm not buying it.

[rsmastawind]

ejector seat to balls would hurt..

[Sarrus25]

THE most awesome bike ever.. though the flamethrower could be better~

[myblueroad]

SNS

Shaken Not Stirred

[G4wacther]

@shotbailey Well someones a raciest biggot

[noobketchup]

so ridiculously unnecessary that its awesome

[EroticismoXIII]

fake & gay

[thatdutchguy89]

@FishesWithStaplers

because it will launch that motherfucker that sits on your seat up into space

[lucasaabueno]

Its missing one thing to be perfect... A gas engine

[imhousing]

@FishesWithStaplers you need moar practice at the internets

[imhousing]

as a cyclist i'm embarrassed for your lame waste of time you probably cherish as an "invention". Just a bunch of useless crap assembled on a bike. congrats

surprise t bag

[SkamGame]

who the hell rides bike in ice?... friggen use a ice ski.. the water ski for ice.. how ever you call it

[L3BOJ]

@FishesWithStaplers ultimate wedgie

[PanWack]

is this a joke?

[fireb451]

that bike could seriously fuk up your day

[Koenhardstyle]

Wow, that's the single most awesome bike with flamethrower and caterpillar track that I've ever seen! Other than that, it's pretty neat.

[TurboPepsi]

Neato

[t6yz]

fuck thats the gayest thing ive seen since my dads stash

[lepetitcinephile]

Action man bike!

[matthall001]

that ejector seat is PATHETIC!

[sulfilm]

@matthall001 more You're a donkey right logical that everything is crap is so laughable kkkkkk

[Irano1995]

@matthall001

But handful if you crash xP

[AllYourFault43]

@matthall001 IT'S A BIKE WITHA FLAMETHROWER AND EJECTOR SEAT C'MON MAN!!!!!!!!!

[amadeu9sforaarapua]

ta pensando o que, não é so no brasil que tem idiotas

[Canha171]

@amadeu9sforaarapua poisé

[qwertyfshag]

Looks like a lot of work went into that. I think the track on the back tire

[shit1979]

cool!

[markelva]

WHAT A LOAD OF DOG SHIT. WHOEVER MADE THIS TRIPE NEEDS SHOOTING.

FUCKING WANKERS

[Electroguy1]

@markelva Having a rageful evening are we? Who get's so angry about a bike? I Lol @ your expense.

[wwwparker]

Hey, it was a totally great decision not showing the bike actually being ridden. Kudos for that. That just would have been boring. It was much better just to see it standing still and not being ridden. Good call.

[victorrandrade1985]

how usefull

[headchew]

flamethrower? more like a pair of ants having a light your fart competition

[dudevinci]

gay



[Guitarded270]

Fail.

[aznjay2x]

CRAP

[iklanbiz]

nice bicycle

[mmilos11]

Another BRITISH CRAP

[markelva]

@mmilos11 why don't you do something fucking creative then wanker

[aapinator]

...the fuck did i just watch?

[brendanxd]

@99ShadowKing waste of your reply

[GuyEndore]

I still think Pee Wee's bike was cooler. . .

[trapindown]

dislike for a waste of time.

[kingdan1foo]

this music hurts my ears

[leleklegrunt]

Stupidly Lame...

[Mysteriouspizza]

To ugly and to inconvenient to be a useful bike.

[VatDfak1]

pure shit -.-

[Marcelokt77]

RI-DI-CU-LES!!!

GAY TOTALLED!

[superbob24]

The flamethrower was just overkill.

[hedersoaresacj]

Quem achava que o James Bond só andava de Aston Martin olha ai bicicleta dele, tem ate lança chamas.

[macanix]

TOTALLY lame...

[UKNMajor]

Can I have one? Please? :)