Dave Chappelle - Untrained Eye

[zifoon]

See my problem is why do you say one is from China, s/he looks Asian?

I don't go, 'hey American' to every white person I see. O_o

[KubwaNaNzuri]

@zifoon because all asians have the same eyes theres nothing thats diff between the groups american is where your from if my race was american ok but it isnt.. when you look at me all you see is black all black ppl look different nothing connects us but skin color you can be jamacian african or african-american dont matter were all seen as black hard to tell between asians though

[SadLittleTurkey]

Here's what I don't understand about white people. There are many countries in east Asia. It's like it's some sort of game for white people to correctly guess and rest assured white people YOU WON'T WIN ANYTHING IF YOU GUESS RIGHT!! I don't throw a dart at a map of Europe when I see a white person and ask him if he's that race, no I say, where are you from. Like honestly, it'd be like if everyone asked you if you were texan, trust me, it may not irritating the first time, but it will be

[KiichiIsanu]

@SadLittleTurkey I believe you just paraphrased on of Dave's stand-up routines. And like he says, not every caucasian person who does that is trying to be offensive/are trying to 'guess correctly' with the hopes of getting it right. They just like to show themselves as being more knowledgeable by displaying that they know all asian people don't look alike. Most often, its not meant to be offensive, like I said, but I see how irritating it could become.

[pivotlover9]

"insert funny quote from video we just f**ing saw"

[Elitesyno]

Yes motherfucka you do look chinese that was nice.

[oljerzbastard]

Soooo untrue. my roommate from China told me and proved to me that the Chinese are THE MOST racist out of any race in the world.

[SadLittleTurkey]

@oljerzbastard I don't know who you're roommate is but it's definitely Japan. They treat Koreans who were born in Japan like crap and are openly racist against other Asians often claiming that their massacre of everyone around them was a good thing or that it didn't happen (Tamogami affair is a good example).

[528491Inception]

when he said yes motherfucker he sounded so much like sam jackson in pulp fiction

[JTKatz07]

The Untrained Eye or a Round Eye?

[Stawiarz1234]

all of his impersonations are SPOT ON!

[tdhpproject]

press 5, HEY!

[itskevez]

Lol we call those people police

[904MALCOM]

i started watching these vids at 10:00pm and its now 4:00am

[khmerboy31329]

I love his face expressions. Allday Allday

[caroncarol]

@jesusalways13. You're the stupid one. Some Asian groups look similar. The rest look different. Like what Dave said, Koreans and Chinese look alike. Have an Indian person and Japanese person stand side by side, both Asians.. do they look alike to u? No. They dont.

[iSawZezima]

@caroncarol he was just kidding lol chill

[jesusalways13]

lol he is so stupid. Asians all look the same!

[codydabest]

Isn't this russell peter's joke?

[SweetZombiJesus]

@codydabest Variations on this joke have been around for many years now.

[MaysinDaigon]

Yes mothafcuka, now... where´s your pretty niece with that good ass sushi in the Kimono at?

[54bobbers]

"Do I luuke Chinese?"

[bestpartofmee]

"yes mothafucka you look chinese that's why i said it"

[DJRoadkill18seven]

chappelle should get back into stand up. so many people miss his humor we want more!!!!

[crystaloctober]

hes really good with accents

[lisamjfan92]

Dave Chappelle needs to come back! He's too funny

[ericpaulnorman]

I worked for a lady from Taiwan and she hated peoples from china!!!

[ericpaulnorman]

Black Feet!

[frozendookie1298]

15 people got there asses kicked by Korean people saying they look chinese

[Cayta1000]

it was funny when his tiny vioce "hey"

[nickbigdickjohnson]

most of them are cops lol

[AzRozay]

LOL! " i look chinese, yes muthafuka you do look chinese!" made my day!!

[mykhbh]

genius with the white voice at the end

dave is number 1 stand up comedian of all time :)

[succ33d72]

Haha nice Korean face dave

[THEJESTERHATER310]

hehehe his white guy voice at the end!?!!!!!!!!!!!

[internetwizzardify]

@THEJESTERHATER310 I <3 people like you who read the top rated comments and rephrase it to look like your own. Expecting some thumbs up r u?

[simonesinyan]

LOL

[markjw206]

he kind of looks like a black funny ghallager in this stand up

[mrjose175]

"cigarettes are 9 dollars a pack, that's fucked up that's crack prices"

-Dave Chapelle

[DorkoMouthfly]

I AM KO-RE-UN! 

[wcg112795]

I <3 his asian voice

[takeadump6]

press play and then press 5 over and over again hahahahha

[punkfunk212]

I would give anything to have dave chappele become a comedian once again

[IVIegadude]

@punkfunk212 He's doing new material at small venues.

[punkfunk212]

@IVIegadude really? thats sick i hope i get to see him in some new stuff

[ExhumingExodus]

@punkfunk212 Anything...?

[punkfunk212]

@ExhumingExodus yes this includes my virginity if you're interested

[ExhumingExodus]

@punkfunk212 I'm good...

[nyphix4321]

@punkfunk212 he still is just not as much anymore because he's sorta been outcasted through media etc

[ikkou111]

@punkfunk212 would you give me your soul

[0trumptight0]

@punkfunk212 he still is a comedian and performs. you just dont hear about him cuz he told hollywood to go fuck themselves and they basically said right back at ya by not letting him be on television. he performed a couple times in 2011 i dunno about this year yet.

[punkfunk212]

@0trumptight0 Goddamn Hollywood

[WHOOSHer3]

HEY!!! WHAT MAKE YOU TINK I'M CHINESE??!! I AM KOREAN!!! Do a luke Chinese?

Yes motha fucka you do look Chinese that's why I said it!

[rlatprjs1]

im reporting this racist black guy. I AM KOREAN MOTHER FACKER!

[tripamember]

THIS IS DOODOO BABY

[silntinsnty]

LOLLLLLL i'm korean and i appreciate dave chappelle.. priceless

[TigerClaws12894]

LOL he called the korean nigga xD

[Sherman1783]

14 koreans watched this

[debit256]

Koreans have smaller eyes and flatter faces at times. Their style is also different from Chinese people.

[AHillLuke]

@ShadowedWolfPuppy you idiot. if you love em, you might want to keep that fact to yourself. seriously

[Ferniekicksbutt13]

i am literally crying i couldnt for a moment let anything you but short yelps this was absolutely the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire LIFE!!!" Do i look chinese?" hahhahahaa pricelss

[Skylinegtr701]

@Ferniekicksbutt13 ahahaha same here...and its only 1 minute long hahaha!

[stoned3mokid7]

im a jap, woot woot

[wolf321830]

his face at 0:33 is priceless

[Kimcee4younme]

His Korean accent was pretty good.

[Xentradi97]

@Kimcee4younme No it wasn't. 

[budwillbesmoked420]

"Do I look Chinese?"

"YES MOTHAFUCKA YOU DO LOOK CHINESE, THATS WHY I SAID IT!"

[0neINC]

I'm white and I love it when black comedians use a white voice its so damn funny

[4zOmBiE2sLaYeR0]

some ppl say all black ppl look alike we dont get bent out of shape we normally call those ppl police hahahahaha funny shit

[pancakedinosRAWR]

haha, we normally call those people police! hahahaha! oh god! i love dave chappelle ♥

[AngryLlamaz]

damn dave did the korean accent on point!! He really did sound like a korean guy

[iceguy2003]

My favorite comedian, right here.

[pikachukiller1]

i like the fish bowl one

[g3tw1f1t]

some people say all black people look alike. i call those people "police" lol funny shit

[konohaelite2010]

h3h3h3h3h3h 3 Black do alike to POPO...

[4x4ist]

Hes the funniest mother$#@!@# on the planet. lmao

[Zayman123cp]

HEY!! what make you think im chinese?I am Korean! Do I luk Chinese?Yes motha fucka you do look chinese thats why i said it LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA DAVE IS #1

[nonofyall]

I'm black and I don't see no difference between a nambian and a nigerian. That's basically the same thing. Chinese and Koreans look similar, I bet there is a difference but unless they write a encyclopedia about facial features of asian people I won't really be able to tell.

[0Ekitela0]

@nonofyall you can tell the difference between a somalian and a ghanaian though

[nonofyall]

@0Ekitela0 yeah but that's like saying you can see the difference between a indian and a japanese

[sprack94]

We normally call those people po-lice.

[TheMrazman]

Remuslupo: the fuck are u talking about?! No one ever picks on Christianity! I can't believe u actually think that! How many times have u heard 'so two Christians walk in a bar'? Never! Stupid bitch.

[lando2468]

Korean people do NOT look Chinese at all!!! For me it's so easy to know who's Korean and who's Chinese.

[SilverGunZoO]

po po

[Kadeerthejanitor]

po lice

[Superboy8545]

So freakin funny!

[majikman85]

i also don't want my kid playing at the park by ur pedophile ass or around ur ignorant views

[taxmonkey123]

LOL, he slipped into his "white guy" voice at the end there.

[SuperVincanity15]

@taxmonkey123 ik i thought i was the only person that noticed that

[fcbjm328]

@taxmonkey123 420 thumbs ups... :3

[NYTrigga101]

@fcbjm328 not anymore :D now i made it 421

[rickygetse]

why the fuck are you guys talking about religion

[wtvricanttinkofaname]

...police =  )

[naarakyuu]

i am KKghorean. aahaahahahha

[naarakyuu]

Kishishishishishishisiii

[ClassicRockFan1220]

Yeah, that was a fail.

[Ov3rDoSis]

TO ALL ATHIEST!!! LOL

When you die nothing happens.....lol

well people dont believe in religion cuz face it TRUTH HURTS!!! IMA PRINT THE BIBLE ON YA ASSES if you grow to be trees or someshit lol

[kougalover555]

dane cook XD

[hihiridead97]

dane cook moment o.O

[unclesonnyonutube]

so a magical jewish zombie who is his own father claims that if I telepathically tell him I accept him as my master then he cleanses me of sin that I am guilty of because a woman who was made from the rib of a man who was made from dust ate a magic apple because a snake told her to. oh yeah and dinosaur fossils were put here to test your faith.

you religious nut jobs crack me up.

[unclesonnyonutube]

science lacks proof?, yet you choose to believe that some cosmic force created all existence and the only proof supporting it is a book of folklore from over 2000 years ago claiming that women were made from rib bones and talking serpents made her eat a magic apple.

I pity you and your ignorance, you will never be able to experience the chaotic beauty of this world and all the glory of its unexplained mystery because you choose to blindly follow superstitious fairy and elf stories.

[DelicateWolverine]

TO ALL CHRISTIANS!!! LOL

When you die some guy gives you eternal, everlasting pleasure for no good reason....... lol....... and he burns and tortures all your enemies...... lol...... and all your friends and family that just haven't really read the book yet....... lol

well people dont believe in atheism cuz face it TRUTH HURTS!!! IMA PRINT THE BIBLE ON YA ASSES if you grow to be trees or someshit lol??????

[trilobite3339]

whoa there comments! its stand up comedy, give it a rest!

[DLyricalDaMakk]

With Dave Chapelle, he's actually kidding, unlike carlin.

[ClassicRockFan1220]

Why does every fucking video, no matter what the subject, turn into a religious debate?

[newmetsfan]

Sure George Carlin was an asshole, he admits it, but he wasn't a communist. That's retarded. He was a fucking comedian, his job is to make jokes, though your "high iq" is probably the biggest joke of all.

[DLyricalDaMakk]

My iq is 160, i doubt it's a joke at all, as i study science, politics and foreign cultures in my spare time. All atheists are communists, what other party will they support? The others are religious. He wasn't a comedian, as he used bigotry to get his laughs, and didn't accept religious indviduals.

[NeverForgetWizet]

Its true xD

[thebreadcake]

@DLyricalDaMakk Carlin wasn't a commie, nor was he bigoted, and if you're so religious why are you judging others? That's the kind of irony that makes it so easy to write jokes about religious idiots who think like you and consult with invisible father figures in fucking sky before they eat dinner or jack off.

[DLyricalDaMakk]

All atheists are communist, every other party is religious. He was a bigot who attacked religion & made fun of it and meant to offend religious people. He was judgemental, he hated people who were religious. I'm not an idiot, i believe in religious science, & i have a high iq. You're an idiot for believing earth happend by chance. I'll make you more mad, as a socialist nationalist, i not only hate communists, but also gays, racists, sexists, animal/child abusers, and every other type of bigot.

[Xxero0]

STFU. George Carlin just happened to offend you cause he's right about christianity - its a load of shit. And why hate gays? There's nothing wrong with them. Animal abusers, I dislike unless you eat the fucking thing afterwards, and agree on the other things you mentioned. But isnt hating every other type of bigot in itself being aa bigot? Just get along with them, stfu about it, and forget shit that dont matter. And athiest =/= communist. Athiesm is simply not believing any religion.

[DLyricalDaMakk]

Christianity is the truth, science proves it, so get off my dick bigot. There is something wrong with them, they're sick fucks. You bash religion, you ain't any better than me asshole. You don't hate child/animal abusers, racists, & sexists if you're atheist/communist, it's ok to you cause you don't believe in the book that condemns it, atheists support all that stuff, they think it's ok since to them theres no God. There's no other party for you to support, so you're a commie you bigot asshole

[Xxero0]

Science proves christianity? I have never heard such bullshit, no offence. There is something wrong with what....? Athiests? I dont see the reasoning there. There is nothing wrong with someone that uses their own mind and forms their own opinions, and doesnt beleive in a story book. I never bashed religion, I just expessed my opinions on it. Im not athiest, either.... so dont think I am. And no athiests dont think that shits OK. They form their own opinion on it. And why are you so hypocrytical?

[DLyricalDaMakk]

Evolution is bullshit. Science goes with the Bible 100%. You're not worth arguing with me, i have the 2nd best grades in science class. There's something wrong with fags and dykes, they hate straights & believe gays should have rights but not straights.. The Bible is not a story book, evolution is as real as star wars. You're a hypocrite, you called religion bullshit when i'm not even Christian in the first place, although i'm religious, then you turned around and said it's bigotry to hate gays.

[Xxero0]

I think christianity is bullshit, yes... that doesnt mean I absolutely hate every religious person out there. You on the other hand flat out say you hate gays and bigots, yet that in itself is being a bigot. Why are you so fucking stupid? What science class did YOU go to? Because I have the one thats not based off a storybook, and is realistic without stating pure bullshit like the earth is only 6000 years old. You REALLY need to use the brain you... might.. have, cause you're just acting dumb.

[DLyricalDaMakk]

No, it's only bigotry to hate people for race, religion, sex, or special needs. You're the stupid one for believing in the faith evolution. I go to science class in my highschool, i'm 15 years old and in grade 10. My teacher believes in the big bang theroy, so he may be an idiot like you are for believing that, but he knows his stuff about science. On the other hand i've not only gave up my spare time to study religious science, and evolution, the latter is complete bullshit that lacks proof.

[Xxero0]

Okay. Even if you're right about the bigotry thing - is there any point in hating ANYONE period? Is there a point to hating homosexuals? Where does this all just become a load of shit? If you would just stop being so fucking close minded, maybe you'd realize that christianity is, in fact, more bullshit than evolution. There is more proof of evolution than there is of everything coming from an invisible man snapping his fingers. And you're 160 IQ is BS. You would be in college with that.

[unclesonnyonutube]

I agree with you on religion being bullshit, but that doesnt mean you have to be acceptant of faggots.

I dont "hate" them but I know that it is disgusting and unnatural to stick your reproductive organ into a hole that shit comes out of. Not because of some religious propaganda. Think twice dude, just because you are an atheist or agnostic doesnt mean you have to prove that you are more compassionate about everything that christians dont accept just to make them look bad, draw the line somewhere

[Xxero0]

Im not athiest. I just find christianity one of the most bullshit-filled religions I know of. I just form my own beliefs about reality, etc. I'm heterosexual as well, but like.. if someone WANTS to be gay and they have that opinion and mindset, why not let them? Just cause you dont think the same thing doesnt mean what they think is wrong. Whether it's "disgusting" or not is entirely an opinion. And I wasnt trying to prove anything about compassion - I'm just a really open minded person.

[unclesonnyonutube]

It is a FACT that homosexual sodomy is completely UNNATURAL which in turn makes it WRONG and I think should not be condoned or encouraged and for people to act compassionate toward homosexual behavior and their "rights" is completely contradictory to what we KNOW the human body is intended to do.

Compare this theory to someone who protests to stop squirrel hunting and feeds squirrels in their backyard.

Their compassion causes more damage to their own cause then the hunters they protest against.

[DelicateWolverine]

Homosexual acts are not reproductive in nature. My question to you is.... so what? People do not engage in homosexual activities to reproduce. They would really only be defying nature if they managed to have a baby that way (which would be quite impressive by the way). The purpose of 'homosexual sodomy' is pleasure. Which is natural. If it wasn't *naturally* pleasurable, I would imagine that a lot less people would partake in such an activity.

[Xxero0]

Nothing is unnatural. If it exists in this universe - it is natural. And if that's your thinking then I'm guessing like 90% of everything humans have done is wrong, too? What about anesthetics for surgery? Those arent completely natural. What about replacing someones shattered humerous with a titanium substitute? Thats not natural. And gays seem to enjoy it.. so why not let 'em fuck eachother? Someone protesting against squirrel hunting is a total fool, and that is completely irrelavent.

[rdsnuke]

@Xxero0 using that skewed logic you could say pedophillia is perfectly natural.

Sticking something in your ass is not natural. End of Story.

[sfpclan01]

How can you say Christianity is a bullshit filled religion? And think that your own belief system is any better? You are just bullshitting your way through it.

[Xxero0]

Maybe cause christianity is just a biiigggggg deal made from a storybook? What I follow.. if you could really even call it following.. is just forming my own opinions and thoughts on reality. I dont believe nothing happens when you die, therefore I'm not exactly athiest. But you can never be sure about anything, so nothing happening is a big possibility, Im not bullshitting anything.. if I were then prove me wrong.

[sfpclan01]

How can you make your own theories when you are as ignorant as the rest?

Christians are saying that we hate gays or anything or anyone like that. Jesus loved everyone, and we are suppose to try and follow his example.

Just because you don't know what happens in the afterlife doesn't mean that nothing happening is a big possibility. If you want to look at it like that, then you have to treat every possibility equal.

How can you think that you will do better than God? You are simply a human.

[RemusLupo]

@Xxero0

why does everyone pick on christianity ....always saying its just from a book and its all stories.......what do you think religion is...all religion is like that.

[Cs087]

because most of the population in north america is manipulated by christianity

[RemusLupo]

@Cs087

............show me a graph

[eint4]

You say you have a "high IQ" I don't know if that is true or not but you are very ignorant.

[MAYZO69er]

Do i look chinese?

yeh motherfucker you do. thats why i said it

[therealsupermonk]

Lol thats so true I'm asian and the only people I ever really have problems with are other asians and the whole chinese thing pisses off anyone whos not chinese lol kinda annoys me I don't have the accent though....

[gjc82071]

IMO Dave Chappelle is fast becoming not just a great comedian, but actually 1 of the BEST comedians, ever. He consistently continues to move up the top 10 list of all time greatest comedians. Will he make it to # 1? Who knows. The likes of Richard Pryor & George Carlin are tuff competition. But in my book Dave has already slipped into the # 3 spot.

[theoriginalmquan]

im a big fan of dave but no one can top richard...ive tried looking up competition funnier than his, but there is no comedian out there that has not used a joke that pryor has done first...

[DLyricalDaMakk]

I think carlin ain't funny. He was a fucking bigoted communist asshole who dissed religion.

[Theuncontrolled]

Do I luuuuk Chinese? >=(

[Yousarryanne]

@Theuncontrolled

yes motha fucker you do look chinese that's why i said it!

xD that line is so freakin funny! I love how Dave bounces around serious issues but makes them funny.

[jowarruben]

yes mothafucka u do look chineese! its a accident nigga! haha oh fuck dave chapelle is the greatest

[Ipwndnoobs1]

"Do i look Chinese"

[Moohayl]

with comedy is this : please reply

[wheatbread87]

fuck u cracka

[donkeypoodle]

funny but kinda wrong, chinese people beef w/ black people all the time

[Sonnyxleet]

not really. lol.

[chaad91]

guess you've never seen don't be a menace lol

[brownstyleful]

Dave Chappelle is crazy!!! LOL

[destroyedtheozone]

haha I'm Japanese/Filipino and I hate being called Chinese! Dave Chappelle knows what he's talkin' bout'