Mushu dishonor rant

[ReggieCoolIs]

"Down Bessie!" lol love that! Best dragon ever!!!!! -3

[HarrietVane]

I love the way he says "I don't do that tongue thing" - then does it

[BonesLover247]

I also love how he says "I don't do that tongue thing" then he goes and does it XD

[BonesLover247]

Cow, hahahahah, that's why I love you so very much Mushu, you have a great sense of humor

[Konphetty]

I was so young when I saw this I dont even remember this but is the dragon Eddie Murphy?

[ForeverAYaoiFan]

@Konphetty Yell to the yep. Love Eddie ^_^

[Sophiesocks88]

downnn bessie.

[Memorysaved]

The Cow...*cough* i mean horse is so beautiful. :D

[wahi58]

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your COWWW!!!

hahaha youu gotta love Mushu!!!

[Laxun14]

I wonder if my drama teacher would let us do this scene as a class project, or even extra credit...if she does, *throws hand up* I CALL MUSHU!!!

My bff would make a great Mulan, I bet my freshmen friend would be my right-hand cricket~

I'm not sure which of my friends would be the cow- er horse...lol

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Love how Mushu goes -_- when she says he's "tiny".

[RoxieGirl141]

Me and one of my friend's could recite Mulan beginning to end we know it that well XD

[SapphireDrama]

Mulan was like thinking 'What is he? A perverted dragon? EW!' LOL

[iluvag9]

"Down Bessie" X'D

[x3LikeASkyscraperx3]

I'm going to do the dishonor rant everytime someone says something mean or whatever xD

[101kuriboh]

dishonor the cow!!!!!

[xxfuukaxx]

lol 

[ukhistorian]

Wonder what would happen if Donkey met Mushu?

[KingOfPopDisney92]

"Of course! I'm travel-size for you convinience! If I was my REAL size your cow here would die of fright."

"Down Bessie!"

"DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"

"Let's move it heifer!"

Hahahaha I think Mushu's a little confused. XD

[ponypixy]

I always thought he said, "straight through your heart. " XD Me and my childhood ignorance.

[Jomaca36]

dishonerers gonna dishona

[FreakyFan3754]

For the longest time I thought he was saying "straight through your arm" xD

[Melfinas2008]

"dragon, dra--gon, Not lizard I don't do the tongue thing" Hisss

[BionicTurtleWizard]

I love how Mushu is always picking on her horse. :D

[MrCaptainkirk1984]

@BionicTurtleWizard "Let's go heifer..." lol

[jazzykid1]

Go Mulan! Don't let a guy, even if he's a dragon, look through your clothes. LOL!

[Candygirl18475]

Down Bessie!!!

[linkinahmed]

He got slapped for picking on her boobs lol

[JuliaXRigonXAWESOME]

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your Cow! XD

[mewantcool]

Does Mushu really have "real size"? Or was he bluffing about that too??

[TheSeraphMelody12]

"If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright!" *Snap!* *Down Bessy*

LOL! XD

[Flameswipe]

Thank you Disney, for your sexual innuendos. XD

[theprettycupcakeXD]

thanks mushu. i almost died laughing, so guess what now.

*slaps* DISHONOR ON YOU!!!! DISHONOR ON YOU COW!!! AND DISHONOR ON YOUR WAFFELS

[punklrh]

DOWN BESSIE :) LOVING IT

[Mikuruification]

YOU WATCH VIDEO A YU-TUBE

-_-

U DISHONOR WHOLE FAMIRY

[wisegrasshopper9]

"straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaight through your armour"

12 years ago: ahahahahahahha

Now: oh.......Ahahahahahahhha

[lesliewu107]

i fucking love this movie

[getlost0204]

DOOOWN BESSY.

[ZARBRiiX]

make a note of this

[mileiwoz]

yjjjb

[xxladybug94]

"DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"

bahahaha the end "let's move it, heifer!" xDD

[TheAle89515]

A PLAGUE ON YOUR COW.

[sxcighanamamii]

Let's move it, Heifer. Lmfao. Havent seen this in years!!

[rocky97100]

MY GRANDMA HAS A COW (HORSE)IN SOUTH CAROLINA

[LeafeontheGrass]

Down Bessie... XDD 

[yamiluviel12]

dragon DRAGON not lizard i dont do the tongue thing

[KaikoSaishimizu]

don't dishonour the cow! He/she didn't do anything!...yet anyway

[JediDanD]

Dishonor on your cow!

It's the ultimate dishonor . . .

[FireClaw1234]

Dishonor! dishonor on your whole family, dishonor on you!, dishonor on your cow!

down bessie!

my two favorite quotes xD

[matt09524]

3 people have dishonored cows

[XxDizzyRhizxX]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! dishonour on your cow!!! reminds me of Tangled when Flynn calls Pascal the chameleon a frog! funny as hell!

[SuperGreatSphinx]

Cattle (colloquially cows) are the most common type of large domesticated ungulates. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae, are the most widespread species of the genus Bos, and are most commonly classified collectively as Bos primigenius.

[SuperGreatSphinx]

Cattle are raised as livestock for meat (beef and veal), as dairy animals for milk and other dairy products, and as draft animals (oxen / bullocks) (pulling carts, plows and the like). Other products include leather and dung for manure or fuel. In some countries, such as India, cattle are sacred. It is estimated that there are 1.3 billion cattle in the world today. In 2009, cattle became the first livestock animal to have its genome mapped.

[Harthos]

Love the little cricket "making a note of this" Great stuff

[emily558ful]

Mulan:my ancestor's send a little lizard to help me Mushu:hey dragon dragon i don't do that tongue thing (sticks out tongue) lol

[Missmadammozart]

kinda ironic eddie murphy's character is oogling mulan in drag.. kinda funny as the movie was released one year after...you know...yeah...

[Skillet7Love]

"then ya gonna have to trust me! Now c'mon! Chickie get the bags, lets move it heifer..." oh the reason why mushu is my favorite is all clear now :-)

[midnight0079]

@Skillet7Love um... it's actually crickie... cause, you know, he's a cricket... lol. but still, Mushu is great :)

[OfficialWITS]

DOWN BESSIE!

[KHgamer117]

My eyes can se straaaaaaaiiight through your armor (mushu looks at her boobs) lol

[NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

"Straaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiight through your armor."

I didn't realize why he got slapped until I was older -_-

[TombRaidingAvatar101]

@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1 me too!

[nanamilucia123]

@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1 That awkward moment when you re-watch childhood movies and see how many crude jokes were put in but you never got them until now.

[talkingbones19]

Knowing the scene that comes next, I want to scream, "Noooo, Mulan, don't trust him! He doesn't know how to imitate men!"

[Isabellustration]

MUSHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA!!!!!

But keep an eye on Crickee there too ';)

[fivefamly]

Down, Bessie!

[SSCC2015]

Lol i always laugh when he says he can see throw the armore and mulan slaps him rofl

[heatherjasper97]

I can see straaaight through your armor.

*Slap*

I wonder how he is with other women...

[Kinagrannisfan123]

Best Moments

Mushu: If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.

Horse snaps at Mushu

Mushu: Down Bessie.

*Mulan bitch-slaps Mushu*

Mushu: AIE! OK That's it! dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your- write this down crickie. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

Mushu: Okay! Lets get this show on the road. Let's move it, heifer!

[LostSoral]

0:33 Proof Mushu is a pervert :I

[sweetietartcuttie]

" Dragon not lizard I don't that tounge thing! "

[bvesey13]

"Down Bessie"....can't say that around my mom, as that's her name hahaha

[MeiAnGangseh]

Today I learned that the Chinese invented the bitch-slap.

[Mthomsie1]

Eddie Murphy is perfect at Musho! 

[ponypixy]

Dishonor on my cow? NOOO ! Anything but the cow!

[KatyHallow]

I mean, the chicken would be one thing, but please, not the cow!...er...horse.

[remixjojo]

"Down Bessie" XD

[Naruava]

I can see straight trough ur armour "looks on chest" *bitchslap*

what else did u expect Mushu? xD

[kryptonianpowers]

"Hey! Dragon. 'DRA-GON', not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing."

[BABYLIBBY96]

lmfao gotta love mushu hes so funny

[XandrakeSaysHi]

LIKE DAISIES

[MusicLovezforeverxox]

@XandrakeSaysHi best line in the entire movie! :P

[zmalik10]

LOL 'Dishonour on yo cow!' XD

[RedMoon3284]

the reason Mushu is my favorite character in this movie! XD

[oopomopoo]

LOL! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

[0mgosh13]

Dishonor on your cow!

Best line :)

[BenHopkins1000]

He is being a perv. This isn't a hentai, you salamander.

[RavenPendragon14]

Let's move it, heffer!

[ihatevulcan]

DOWN BESSIE!

Loool

[XierasRS]

i just wanna know what he was gunna say dishonor to after the cow. stupid asian...stopping the lizard in the middle of his speech

[luv4soccerjuju]

I'm travel-size! Hahahahahahahahahaha(:

[neoheart123]

I just love Mushu! xD

[MsMovieCollector]

This brightened my day!

[pattiedietrich]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA xDD

[OyeMiVoz]

LOL I love how when you're little, you love the movie cuz you're a kid and kids love cartoons....but when you're older, you love the movie more cuz now you get all the adult humor ><

[MissStar091995]

One of the things I love about Mulan is that it was always very clear what the character was thinking. 0:33-0:34 is a great example of this. XD

[ruantengyi]

I just love the little cricket !e's so cute!

[MissCourtneyyChaos]

DAOWN BESSY. xD lmao

[ladymarieofrosewood]

"I'm travel sized for your convenience!"

[AMYLEE2604]

DAOOOWN BESSY!

[SpecialKitty15]

DOWN BESSY...

[D0familyapples]

I cood see straaaaaaight through your armor!

SLAP!

[MeiAnGangseh]

Leave my cow alone, you tiny lizard!!!

[TryingTOkeepItAwsome]

"if were my real size your cow here would die of fright" chomp "down bessy " LMAO

[FantasmaLuna]

Best Disney bitchslap EVAR!

[ambereyes93]

LOL Mulan's face from 0:16! Priceless! :D

[ParamoreOwlCity]

Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!

[MiscParteeStuff]

How come Eddie Murphy always plays a wise cracking animal?

[MiKAelangelo90]

@MiscParteeStuff That's what he was born for.

[happygaby1000]

"and dont you slap me no more" XD

[MegaShelby289]

im not sure if he knows what a cow is

[GreenLIsland]

...your cow here would die of fright!

down, bessie. XD

[claire1909]

Dishonor on my cow?! *gasp*

[Hellsbellshell]

DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!! lol

[twillight123]

this part always made me laugh

[TheTallilein]

In german is this  better (:

[200damary]

@TheTallilein NOPE SORRY

[200damary]

@TheTallilein ALSO FUCK OFF

[ScarletPhoenix17]

Also, anyone noticed Cricky actually noting Mushu's dishonor list on a leaf at 0:40 - 0:42 and even a bit after he's still writing. I've seen this movie probably a hundred times and just noticed that!

[ScarletPhoenix17]

This is probably my favorite Eddie Murphy character, Mushu was hysterical.

"Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!" That scene never fails to crack me up!

"Let's move it heffa *clap* *clap*" ROFL XD Damn I love that dragon ^-^

[JDfanforever]

XD Wow, I just now noticed that Crik-ee actually was making notes on a leaf

[NefariousEvildoer]

"Of course! If I was my REAAAL size, your cow here would die of fright!"

(snap)

"DOWN, Bessie."

XDD I don't normally like Eddie Murphy, but he was a great choice in this movie.

[Natasha94lija]

mushuuuuuu :DDD

[Natasha94lija]

mushuuuuuu :DDD

[Vicc125]

So many dirty jokes in Disney xD

[Tokyopop93]

Oh my gosh! Now I understand why she smacked him. When I was a kid I thought she slapped him because she was scared to see a talking dragon, but actually it's what he said. XD

[NanaOwusu92]

Down Bessy

[MeerkatGal]

"-DISHONOR ON YOUR COW-"

I love that dragon. :'D

[KgrcProductions]

0:29

[musicmewmew]

"and dont you slap me no more"

[Flyingflightful]

I've always thought he was saying "This honor, This honor on you, this honor on your family" instead of Dishonor. This is an interesting revelation!

[kaylajo1375]

"your cow here would die of fright"*pats the horse* *snaps at mushu*"down Bessy"

[twilightaddiction001]

I'm travel sized for your convenience xD

[ExoBexo]

Doooown, Bessie.

Hilarious!

[Sarahbrittie]

Dishonor on

• You

• Your family

• Your cow

[LongFingered]

NOOOO not my cow!!! :(

[givemehugmarty]

Eddie Murphy is so good as Mu-Shu! Just EPIC! :)

[stardust2012]

DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

[TzipKing]

Donkey lost weight

[tenblackr0ses]

ALRIGHT, THAT’S IT. DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

[GlamFan15]

Down bessie.

[pantstelly93]

"ok let's get this show on the road! cricky get the bags! let's move it heiffer!

[crisYazeed]

dragon dragon . not lezard :/

[colonelsquid]

I remember having to rewind the VHS to watch this scene

[penguinluver7777]

Dishonor on YOU. Dishonor on your COW...

LOLOLOL I LOVE MOSHU

[Chachewie]

Mulan has a handsome jawline

[arceustonu]

Dragon! Not lizard I don't do that tongue thing.

(Does tongue thing)

[pacman5698]

He's no Toothless...

but he will do :D

[MySmileStillStaysOn]

@ssprox i know right! there is a line from the tv show batman beyond that I just recently understood, some girl is talking to her boyfriend about his car, and he says something along the lines of "hey baby need a ride?" and she grumbles and says "you love that car more than me!" and he says "who's talking about cars?"

[TheBluebird12]

DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW... LOL

[ssprox]

Shocks me when I get jokes that I didn't understand when I was little.

"For instance, I can see straaight through your armor."

[HoppyNinja]

I want a Mushu xD

[CyberchondriacNess]

Fa Ping.... That's all.

[Riwillion]

Why does a chinese dragon talk like some black guy? Not getting it.

[MegaAnimelover1996]

Mushu you perv

[KR33TAR]

favorite line. XD

[rexana]

Let's move it, heffer.

[XxAniketosxX]

@rexana

Lol

Heffer is actually an insult where I come from xD

[Alismyanodyne]

0:12

"That tongue thing."

[Sinruroku]

Mushu is so awesome. He acts like a stubborn black. ^_^

[EdTV20]

LMAO @Don't you slap me no mo

[Ticimama252]

Don't chu slap me no more, we clear on that? *Nods*

[alecbama1]

He later says "And what are you, a sheep?"

Mushu's the best!

[stigi96]

i ment 0:23

[stigi96]

0:25 the best!

[Starify01]

And Don't Chu Slap Meh No More, Clear On  That?

[TheSpector5]

Down Bessie

[WishesSailorMoon]

Eddie Murphy's best.

[sokkacool]

Best rant in Disney history!

[weireomaniac3333]

lets move it heffa XD LMAO!!!

[xxSxExBitchxx11]

DISHONOR! DX

[kidSARZIE]

Now I understand why she slapped him... took years.

[iboycandy39]

@kidSARZIE lol same :)

[RebeccaGarcia07]

@kidSARZIE

Omg ik same here! lol

[BrokenHeartedGirl117]

@kidSARZIE Me too!

[redfrog45]

3 people brought dishoner to their cow.

[LaughAttack1000]

"Down Bessie!"

Best. Line. Ever.

lol This movie was built for teen - adult sense of humour, one of the best comedic Scenes for an animated movie by Eddie Murphy, only wish he did more funny animated movie