[Dramatic Reading] Scootaloo's Love For Pain

[bloodsuckingmonster4]

....You poor, poor, POOR brony, go read something un...disturbing...to un-disturb your mind and perhaps heal your shattered soul, then...I dunno, throw a party and try to forget what you just forced yourself to do.

*Gives bro-hug, full of understanding and pity, lots and lots of pity...*

[jlorden101]

I was eating a Hershey bar when i found this...

[angryfrenchfry]

...Mother of God...

[hostsurrogate]

w t f ? that was fucking messed up

[DjDAZ3]

It's hard to masturbate while laughing

[narutorulez81]

this made me LOL

[leon102]

Wait there is a fic worse than sweet apple massacre... nice.

[xmancomments]

It was fine until it hit the shit part, the I took of my headphones, watched the pictures so I could tell when the guy was having a meltdown, and tried as hard as i could to not throw up

[903rdlegion]

omfg that was awsome!

[903rdlegion]

sorry mic i would donate if i had bits but i dont:(

[AnarchyShockz]

My friend hates me for showing him this.

LOL

[787awesome]

Not gear, hear

[787awesome]

These people that write clop-fics have the weirdest fetishes ever

I just listened because i wanted to gear his reaction

[sgtcortez101]

i salute to you sir for reading this you must be verry stong (mentally), to read this shit and i only listened to this because i wanted to hear your reactions to it and personally i think the person who made this should be burried in a pile of shit (but he/she might even like that)

i'm going to go and puke now

[VegetarianZombie140]

Scatman John.

[LordPenguin7485]

subscribed at 07:00

Unsubbed at 2:10

subbed again at 6:53

and cried for the rest of it...

what happened here was both awesome and horrible, I shall dub it Awesomful

[LordPenguin7485]

@LordPenguin7485 should have been 00:07 lol

DERP.

[MrTsquare64]

Oh my gawd, thank you Mic. After listening to your "My little Dashie" reading, I needed something to get rid of this depressed feeling. Thnx for making me "lol" so hard XD!

[avataraywa]

If anypony needs me ill be in the angry dome!!!

[mrslace712]

how bad is this before i listen to it

[fho997]

WTF FFS WHAT IS ITS

[LightShady]

I read the original document before i listened, just to make sure i knew what i was putting myself into. I left.

[sixty5999]

This gave me cancer.

[theANGELofRAZGRIZ]

For a moment I seriously considered listening to it again just to listen to mic break down.

Sorry dude, mad props for stickin it out, but that was hilarious!

[XelaBlotSpatz]

*snickers* teets... =w=

[Teenlego]

i liked the squealing voice you made for Scootaloo

[MrTsquare64]

You,my friend, are a real trooper

[killerzombiification]

i...im just going to take a shower and sleep this of like a bad hangover

[SivoeSwift]

Oddly enough this turned me me on :P

[gracerose27]

No.

[coolguy10221]

2 girls 1 cup in a nutshell

[SamusIreland120]

Why the hell would someone write this I am disgusted by this story

[MrTsquare64]

It's okay mic. It's over now. It cant hurt you anymore. (manly tears) {no homo}

[MrTsquare64]

3:48 really? you had such a hard time reading this fic and you chose that image? F'ing LOLZ

[LutenantDmitri]

NopeNopeNopeNopNopeNopeNopeNop­eNopeNope.

I'm Fucking Out.

[fagogarbejde]

god this is almost as watching 2 girls one cup.... the horror the horror

[semaj539]

there is always something worse to be seen.

[ashluver34]

a enema is a buttho- I CANT SAY IT GOD WHY

[magicka56]

you know this story i kind of awkward after reading my little dashie Pt.3 -_-

[MarsMorand]

And yet Scootaloo remains my favorite pony.

[lilHamster97]

I feel sorry for you mic,you have to read this fu@#ed up s*@t

[tigerfox10]

you read.......

(wait for it)

LIKE A BOSS B)

that was so fuckin cheesy. xD

[NegitiveX]

Pain is weakness leaving the body!  -Sun Su

[HammerNHook]

@NegitiveX that's Sun TZU! >:C

[AlexanderLeatha]

Pain...?



[Arirang2009]

XD so much Bert........ I found this hilarious

[ianiswow69]

I love how he says poop

[seasonfox0]

This story made me punch myself in the face... repeatability.

[scorpionsfatality]

y do people WRITE THIS SHIT!?!?!! D=<*  nice job narrarating thugh -_- B(

[ashluver34]

I CANT DO IT I CANT XD *later* man mode

[ashluver34]

@ashluver34 AAAAAAAAGH GOD WHY

[DogPaws360]

Mic's voice can still make this amazing

[MaliceKiotsu]

GOD DAMN YOU RULE 34!!!!!!!

[BensonIz3pik]

Why...WHY DID I CLICK LIKE!?!?!?

[shello700]

I SAW HOGARTH AT 0:48 thumbs up if you know who that is!

[MentalMaladies]

In that picture where RD's electrocuting Scootaloo, her nipples aren't in the right place.

Yep that's what's bothered me most about this so far.

[Littlemandude11]

Everyday at 'recess' I tell my friends what fan-fics I heard or read. >;D

[elvensith001]

Where's the download for this?

[hellobobby67]

what the fu... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO(30 lines later)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(60 more lines later)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(so long later that the original writer of this comment died and someone else took over)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[avrilrocks55]

*Hearing him describe Scootaloo eating poop*

*hears scootaloo's moan*

I think I'm forever scarred.

[UnicornDEATHRAY]

YOU GOT THIS.

[HammerNHook]

OK now I have to go read My Little Dashie again to counterract this...

Hell maybe I might even take an amnesia potion.

Or even try to escape a castle filled with mutilated freaks, to take revenge on an old man who betrayed me.

[HammerNHook]

ME: Hey, this might be a funny read...

Mic: if you don't like shit, turn away quickly

ME: aaaannnddd I'm gone....

[bobchavoylazlo]

this just didn't happen

[TypicalPete]

But nope it is very disturbing..

How did you even...START reading this, Mic ?

[TypicalPete]

.... I laughed.....

[lassebj2]

... D:

[theac130freak]

who the FUCK wrote THIS SHIT!!!!



[theac130freak]

chill out bro

[frogguy10]

I really should not let my 8 year old colt listen. He could not sleep for three days even when I said it is fake and comforted him. I sounded fucking insane, but u all are insane for watching this.

[54AgeOfRogue54]

Mild? Pfft ya "mild."

[worriorkitslove]

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH I THINK I'M GONNA CRY!!

[worriorkitslove]

OMG! I couldn't stop laughing my HEAD OFF! You laugh..I laugh...SO MUCH LAUGHING!!!

[EmoPonWierdZimark2]

...ehyup

[clanoffallenoak]

ok you where NOT joking im going to be scared for life bye *going to go barf now that is just gross why the fuck would you do some thing like that ? WHYY?

[WildboyzKC]

can... can you pee on me WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL HERE!!!

[RexTheKillerZilla]

@WildboyzKC RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlpfimisawesome]

why always rainbow dash!!!! D: i love her

[joablim]

@mlpfimisawesome no youre a bæsj

[coolstorybrosefful]

man mode activated boop

[AQWorldspyrisfactor]

I have the weirdest boner.

[piggyers597]

heres a list of things that broke me harder then this:

"creepypasta fluttersy"

"luna game 3 , and the picture if u search up 'story of blanks ost run for your life'"

"my little dashie"

"all mlp creepypasta things"

to me , trixies funhouse and sweet apple massacre were nothing , but -raritys dress- gave me the most ugly boner , and so did this -.-

[Haloya101]

I gagged ... Then started coughing in hilarity Dx

[rainbowdashvaughn]

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS SHET!

[PsylomeAlpha]

I am eating breakfast... okay go Mic!

[PoopDawgification]

Teats...

[Death2TheEvilPants]

Now I have to go listen to Pinkie's "Smile" song

[Wolfhouse1000]

2 days later they found Mic hanging from his fan by a shirt.

[nyuteme]

Pedo-filly-a...is the least of my worries in this epsiode ;W;

[Bigyeti1369]

When you said "man mode on" I take my pizza and eat it while hearing this...

Oh and I drink a cola in the bathroom part...

LIKE A BO-

*pukes*

*cries*

[craigbeavers24]

I don't know what scared me more...the story or the screaming.

[aleks99800]

I.... i just.... i dont know what to say.....

[TDILova123]

Your expression made it more funny than it needed to be.

[mrpep300]

hehe he said poop

[Nxtl68]

im eating some shrimp...im not hungry anymore

[ronodar]

Your reaction made this 40% more hilarious.

[LordRonnie42]

This was my first ever clopfic. Almost put me off them forever.

[Sparrow9873]

...Aaaaaaaand I'm eating pizza.

Like A Boss.

*pukes*

[Exioii]

I laughed so hard.

Thank you, Sir.

[Me04120]

Why did I opt to eat food while listening to this?

[NightmareLuna2]

excuse me while i go cut off my ears

[GHhog]

This makes me laugh so fucking hard lol

[MrZonalar]

2 Mare 1 Cup

[MrZonalar]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CRY SO LOUD! I used my Speakers WITH Subwoover!

[darkmario720]

2 ponys 1 cup

[LITTLECD200]

scared for life

[CranberryJuiceBoy]

I'm 13 and what is this?

[n00bAnkka234]

@CranberryJuiceBoy Something that... Something...No...Nonononono...

[OddFellow111]

I moved the curser about half way through the video after the warning (for laughs). I hear "scootaloo was strapped tightly"- (Pauses video) I"M DONE!!!!!!

[OreosboyMovieMaker]

I'M GETTING A BONER!

[orkumann]

make up your minnd DAMNIT!

[DemonRolo]

last time i eat nutty bars while listening to mic.....

[Wolfhouse1000]

you had to go threw this i will now send you 200$

[orkumann]

@Wolfhouse1000 damn you are a rich guy damn!

[Wolfhouse1000]

DAFUGISDISSHIT XD



[ZeroHero3d]

Still got some of that brain bleach, Mic? I need a full cleaning over here...

Oh sweet jesus this hurt...this hurt so much...i can't even....fuckit, i'll drink the bleach, at least that'll numb the pain of having to endure this fic...

Again, WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS?!?!?!?!

[MrBadSquirrels]

@ZeroHero3d Y U NO SHARE!? I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO HANG ITSELF.

[ZeroHero3d]

@MrBadSquirrels Everpony for himself!!!!! *drowns brain in bleach*

[NOBLETeam177]

LAWL

[awsomeman75]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH oh so good 

[SuperJasontheman]

What has been heard... cannot be unheard... I'm gonna go kill myself now...

[AllOutNoobHater]

Anyone else scared for life but got a great kick out of this?

[SneezingSquirrel]

At first I was like. 0.o Then you were like.. "I'm gonna have such issues with this!" Then I was like LOLOL. Then I ran to the relative safety of the related videos.

[girlonwork]

?!

[Adriano48512]

Water sports ??

[TehUndeadCpt]

@Adriano48512 Squirting.

[TheThunderFlicker]

I think i'm just gonna you know...dig my grave...and umm....yeah

[Monsarger]

WHO THE FUCK WORTE THIS SHIT

[LuxLux24]

@Monsarger One word : Diglett

[SadPredicament]

That was ... wonderful ... I think ill go and ... die now

[Lalphaat]

You had me at "An gleeful expression."

[Dumblol1]

I completely raged at the end when Scootaloo said "Hey, don't joke around like that!" YOU JUST FUCKING SHAT AND PISSED AND FUCKING FISTED EACH OTHER HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BRING YOURSELF TO FUCKING MAKE A SHITTY JOKE AT ANOTHER SHITTY JOKE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUCKSHITSHITSHITNOPENOPE­NOPNOPE I'm out.

[Monsarger]

WHAT THE FUCK ........I CAME

[JCBjman]

Now, as a masochist this is totally fine for me. Right up until they start eating shit, then I go wtf.

[0PandaGirl7]

I am a filly and WHAT IS THIS

[angryfrenchfry]

oh dear god....why?????

[kIPTOX]

Just donated $15. Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a while.

[SrManlyMan]

Yup, this scarred me

[amiller987]

Please just...KILL IT with fire!!!

[Pichu441]

This story is absolutely horrid!

[KingOfTheShell]

Tags: Scootaloo Ponies MLP My Little Pony Rainbow Dash Scat Watersports why  yes oh dear god brain bleach

I'll take some of that bleach

[ChelseaLovesToSing12]

Omfg I love your voice xD

[pHr33kAcHu]

YOU ARE AWESOME

[farmzombie]

I'd like to point out that the nipples of a horse are much further down the abdomen than the pic at 6:30 presents. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a good cry.

[PykohYT]

I feel like I should tell the police about this.

[Adriano48512]

Omfg why did i listen to this

[Adriano48512]

Lol waterpolo.

But seriously Wtf.My soul is gone

[thebranxter]

wtf !!!!!!???



[ZeroHero3d]

This.....what the fuck did I just listen to?.....

Mic, I love ya man, but dude. You're gonna end up in an asylum if you keep reading stuff like this....

[vdentjr]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[TheBlondie2112]

Your reactions were MUCH better than the story.

[Jack0fH3arts]

@BlargPanda hurr hurr. "The shit."

[Jmike3543]

Please please please please please delete this video.

[TheLegendaryDelta]

DO TRIXIES FUN HOUSE PLEASE D:

[BizzyTheKaya]

The tags.

[Chickenkeeper24]

Do you need someone with a slight evil streak who can make themselves devoid of all emotions to read the fanfics you can't?

[Chickenkeeper24]

Two ponies, one cup.

[mrkristian55713955]

Is it wrong that i got a boner from this AND im being serius!

[SGKSugita]

@mrkristian55713955 Yes, very much.

[Sparrow9873]

*hugs mic*

It's okay, bro. Just let it out.

[BlargPanda]

hey hey hey, scatman is the shit

[dxckid2]

damn his voice is just... I CANT STOP LISTENING!!

[CodenameX96]

I knew I wouldn't like it... I listened anyway... DAMN YOU MIC AND YOUR SEXY VOICES!!!

[HerpDerp777]

*Holds Revolver to head*

...nononoonononono I....Can't shoot my*gulp*self........

...Ive Got a......Family who loves me.....

*Lowers Gun*

[TheLegendaryDelta]

@HerpDerp777 just give me the gun...its ok...-opens arms-its ok...your not alone

[HerpDerp777]

@TheLegendaryDelta Thank you

[bellacutie25]

why would anypony write that

[bellacutie25]

gross gross gross gross but so so so funny