Counter-Strife: Noob's Guide to Counter Strike Source Part 2

[tsandler8]

.....ooooaaaakay..... ive just tested on 2 servers my own and on my buddys the elites hit the target STRAIT ON

[0BattlestaR0]

Anti-Tank Missile with Antrax and Gasoline O_O

[ausroar]

4:45 AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[samuel14907]

hushushushsuhsuhsuhsuhshushs que noob

[Chromemaker]

they shot him in the head and say to armor doesnt work :D

[alchupacabraman]

You still here? Its over.. go home. XD

[Itachi16111990]

so funny



[rangers679]

lol scout is only useful in the map scoutknivez xD

[Pinkyperez]

this video suck



[MrSatternJr]

@Pinkyperez just like yourface. oh and learn to spell before insulting people

[tsmiddo]

omg i just broke up with my girl and the captions said her name at 1:01

[R3action09]

@tsmiddo Fucking charlene men

[madheretic]

Whoever made this video should be ashamed of himself. Whatever he is saying in here is a copy of a 2002 article from Somethingawful - word by word. At least have some basic decency to properly credit the source from which you lift things instead of pretending like you are cool.

[super542]

xD



[phellon100]

get a life

[ohdamiable]

lol at 3:42 scene

[BananaBean03]

im new to this game, but anyways im tryin to snipe this dude across the map and he kills me with a fuckin shotgun!!!!! the fuck!!!!!

[rubensource38]

hahahaha Strife?

[SuperMagicman11]

wait this was a guide and the last tip was the best one :D

[TheDarkvader13]

this is parody...HAHAHA>>

[MrSatternJr]

@TheDarkvader13 no shit sherlock

[dcj991]

wtf is up wit the cocacola thing

[LocurasDegaister]

Counter-Strife?

[JrdnMB]

Do the chickens have large talons?

[SuperPrO1987]

just type css master bg

[systemhalodark]

If you play with me, you'll see some 228 Kompacte action ; it's me favourite XD

[TheChangenick]

hahaha this vid is funny music

[TheChangenick]

is that ib the first in the video real

[aloneinthedarkmo]

lol thumbs up if someone saw the subliminal messaging at 5:53

[KillA9238]

1:10 transcribe audio. Its in his every single person the blind stalin to argue with him :D

[Martinthapimp]

Lol u out subs and Google or whever does the sub fails at it Completely

[mikesvampire]

When I had CS:S I was good with the elites.

[tortex64]

Counter-Strike 1.6 s/ns.New DiabloMOD ip:91.210.130.90:20199 Zapraszam.Do kupienia Exp na polskie-servery.xaa.pl.Nowe klasy & Itemy.Wchodzic i zapraszac znajomych!

[daniel11111112]

i pwn with dual elites :3 (been banned from 3 servers for "hacking" when im not :( i dunno how to eaven get hax)

[XlClickzlX]

whats the end song?

[Daav17]

/watch?v=6z8ZqA_sLR0

[TheXerluf]

2:19 - Captions - Thank you Daniel Zwerdlling

WHO?

[Ayden279]

You forgot about the player that will blame everyone even though he is just a rusher that thinks he can get behind the enemy team.

[TMatt29]

lol some of these points are totally true

[MikeClupp]

i havent played this for 4 years...maybe cuz i got banned for hacking xD

[blekmaster12]

i am going to join to the noob guide because i am bad player :D

3 years i din't play CSS so i forgot how to play :D

if you thing i am joking look at my new video about CSS playing :D

[Philip1995]

The "noob" player killed his own guy and said "Enemy down!" x'DDD

[booblelollipop]

favorated part 1 and part 2



[Blue67impala]

How good is the UMP really in Css?

[TerranMarine010]

@Blue67impala Well I like to use it because it seems more accurate than the MP5.

[Blue67impala]

@TerranMarine010 Ok thats good because I was looking at a skin that trades the vector w/ eotech scope for the ump and i wasn't gonna get it if I'm never going to use it so now I know

[TerranMarine010]

@Blue67impala No problem.

[TerranMarine010]

@Blue67impala Well to be honest anything is better than Valve's models lol

[Blue67impala]

@TerranMarine010 lol no kidding XD

[TerranMarine010]

@Blue67impala XD! I see someone agrees with me!

[K0ragg]

ROFL the admin,the lagger xD.I just love the last music hahaah

[nickpisz]

THIS MADE ME LOL

[alexherrera84]

xD 1:20 jimmmmmmmmmmy : lol my badd yo

[Littlelupe1234]

Garrysmod ftw! The only game with melons worth playing football with!

[jefryx]

oe man este video esta de xvr subete otros= d buenos

[TheDjWlada]

188.72.202.107:27180 join game :)))

[Voroninca]

ygagaga, super funny video

[allfatz]

lol, homo name.

[Gelike95]

the title of the songs pls :D:D:D:D

[jkns99fam]

u said counter strife

[1989bartoszek]

Nazwa serwera CS-Stalowa Wola IP 91.204.162.30:27077

Rodzaj FFA+BF2 Sloty 21

Steam i Non Steam:)

Zapraszamy:)

[FableTribe]

5:54 omg.... Click this and watch closely! fat kid xd

[Zylo587]

when all else fails cry "bs!"

[iluvpieify1]

Ip address or name of server?

[siggeskater]

what was the last song in the credits ?????

[x3rminate]

If you want this game, turns out Valve/Steam released a CSS+TF2 update, a newer version of the game for free. Shrinked the link for you........

adf {dot} ly/2KN5

[TheSpyBeACake]

@x3rminate orly?

[FunnyThingsWithAJ]

@x3rminate No, there not. There updates CSS so it has achievements and things similar to TF2. You cant really own CSS if you have the update. The update will be free to all CSS owners.

[therealpoD]

i call the UMP the noob weapon, so funny if you kill someone with it , it's actually verry accurate

[ScDrPain]

@therealpoD I agree, if your facing someone up close, your screwed over. But if their a good ways away, you can kill them easy.

[Clones301]

xD  ^^

[Kimflash]

well the tmp part isint true

i used 5 shots and i killed 2 pepole

[123bowld]

i think half life2 is better

[therock557]

Actually, I use the Scout a lot.

It lets you move faster than a knife (Wtf!?)

and I have a special skin that has a laser dot for Noscoping purposes.

[ItsNoelDur]

dust.dust.dust

[MrBestGamesEver]

Cool vid but if you guys support this game and you're interested in video games or in becoming a game tester, check out my profile and the link to my website from my profile page but only if you really want to succeed in the game industry. Good luck!

[local1114]

ROFL! awesome! I'm rating 5 star and subscribing!

[sabbathaddict42]

whered you get that song haha

[123ignas321]

write into youtube counter-strike song

[Marplegamer]

3:38 xD OWNED XD

[EpikHigh408]

lmao

[glockutube]

awesome

really funny

[Avaitora]

0.30 fail both of CT die mabye one of them got a headshot or forgot buy kevlar

[Vivithewhite]

thats the point, idiot.

[matdoomn]

@Avaitora its not serious..

[dieslowly0473]

dude, its parody, shut up.

[CityBoysMiguel]

cheatsXDDDDD

[darkdonkey147]

you forgot to add the part where the younger you are and the more you scream down the mic the more people will love you XD

[TheXordinary]

Minigame server! 195.122.134.102:27015

Fast Download

100 tick

Hosted in deutchland.

[sorna94]

omg the last song was epicXD

[gpnewroads]

the admin...

lol

[aznbigboyjo3]

lol you guys forgot the blocker and kill stealer

[jsbobo36]

Lol so funny how the community in this game has not changed since release though i dont not play 1.6 or css anymore im sure they will always be around are still great games to this day

[therepublicanknight]

can u use microphones on 1.6 because I might get the game

[lileffectz1]

hahahaa xD

[acidfreek1]

This shit is great

[shiru773]

lol

[Cooltuber453]

"You could shove a grenade down the enemy's throat and deal about 16 damage..."

Lol, so true.

[Street4Racing]

me and my friends named the scout of Duck Hunter, because it sounds like a weapon of a duck hunter xD

[Emcmillin09]

I spit on my screen I was laughing so hard XD 5/5

[ninjatromboneplaya]

laughed so hard at "the lagger"

[alfe060606]

3:38 the admin ooooowned :D:D:DD:

[KostaCub3]

funny

[chookter1]

:Pwned

[KingMaNu7aKa7HaZarD]

really nice work :D

[TheStaszkov]

who is on the picture on the end of the vid? xD

[MsRessurection]

:D:D: FuCK :D:D

[Righty101]

Is that Baby Elephant walk? Lolwut.

[stevetheazian95]

Owned at 1:10 =D

[hotulcumasca]

connect 86.125.168.156:27015 Owner's counter strike 1.6 server ID:m3th0d_man94

[TheSoulsCrusher]

i<3 AWP And U.S.P

[rawkfist208]

What do you record with?

[MrArmeLe]

nooBs

[rawkfist208]

What is this song?? I love it!

[Overlord9344]

it's here.

watch?v=eKB5Yqr2ae4

[rawkfist208]

I was talking about the one that he was talking about when he starts talking about Kevlar.

[bobilobb]

you sux

[loller7]

cool ;]

[cool1pivoter]

4 words...

cs sucks

ut99 ftw!

[Mallemaster]

SCOUT KICKS ARSS :D and awp suxx

[oshi1000]

haha......cool

[bobo07sk]

it s over go home...

lol

[bobo07sk]

OWNED ... XDDD

[HokageNarutoman]

LOL SONG

[PATCHALEXY]

lol

[afenhirn]

scout is only usefull in the map scoutknifez :P

[Nathonamore]

dualies are actually kinda good at close range if you can fire fast enough, but ur still hilarious

[mesterio14]

noob t

[xDrxRalphx]

i want that ending song!!! LMAO

[purplev3n0m28]

what with those few random frames at the end of the vid

[bodhilana]

lol the lagger

[nickbrules1]

lol that guy is awesome

[octi911]

wts the song in the end??

ITS AMAZING

[nickbrules1]

its called i will survive

[XXXParkourGamerXXX]

Do you not have the ability to read? It's called

"CS I will survive by Luke Smith." Please watch the full video before posting in the comments.

[Sh4dower5]

Luke Smith - Counter Strike i will surivive

[Nemesis0300]

i own with the elites lol

[Raydude25]

I like how the test was shitty and they didn't shoot at the same time o.o'

[Caike42u]

LoL THEY ARE PLAYING SOCCER THEN LATER A GUY PULLS OUT A GUN LMAO XDDDDD 5/5

[OG863]

where can i download this game for free without paying

[HeSlingsBones1]

no you don't

[greamer56]

google it but you cant play online

[Raydude25]

nowhere baddie

[Squiddlysplooch]

oh god 3:56 made me laugh so hard I actually started to cry... I think its the guy's wimpy war cry.

[guppyworld540]

3:56 LOL

[HunterSalvaKuni]

kevlar helps so much

[Jw0ng]

awesome..

[gEhToslayer]

haha nice nooobbsss

[Shdow1]

that's what you get for saying Go home

[paparulo86]

fucking mad

[bogo021]

91.203.134.233:27098 pw 123 Steam TR100 PL

Fajny serwer TP

[sphynctermax]

there is a sublymonol message at the end O.o

[lopikujm22]

firts song ? xD

[cssWeZz]

wheres the haxxor?

[Tzsky]

hahaha 3:55 i love this video :D

[lilAznFaith]

u still here go home .... boooom headshot

[ragderal]

"Go home..." LOL

[sk8terJP]

have u notessed tht the title is counter strife?

[theAlex644]

lol hahaha im alex644 from SMC or stryke:mercenary camp in my game all the nubs when we kill them they say "who kill meh?!?!!11!" and they go looking for the person who kill them and probalbly falls of a building and loses 50% of his health and then he repeats the "who kill meh?" thing and he logs off

[UnnecessaryClips]

dude youre a scrub. i could fucking own you anyday.

[supermandfyr]

armor *

[supermandfyr]

Kevlar (Homo name for ammo) HAHAHA

[RSUnfair]

Armor*

[23noskr]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhah­ahahahah!!!!! LOL!! VERRY FUNNYY!! 3:55

[teasermaniac]

LOL at 1:58

[Gr1jKeE]

omg

[angstikala]

duals are actually very good if you just can handle their recoil. when you shoot fast with them and know where to aim it just hits the head becouse their recoil is not designed to machinegun like shooting

[ATGOD2]

"if you are lucky with the dualies , your aim will suck and you hit every other shot " LOLOL

[riku510]

I've noticed i get alot more headshots when i aim around the head instead of aiming at it....

[madhi19]

10 years it barely feel like yesterday!

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

I don't play counter-strike... I play ETQW. Anyone wanna compare the two?

[ghhyrd]

We really don't need to. Actually I fancy a Campaign. But shall I go Strogg, or GDF, that is the dilemma.