Hilarious Insurance Cliams!!

[lesschestisbest]

save up and get a proper bike.... ahaha oh fuck I can't stop laughing. guy cracks me up every damn time. first time I saw his work was onboard a trans-atlantic flight to america, Goddamn I nearly pissed myself that time; I was laughing so hard I swear they other passengers thought I was crazy.

[ryanfrombrum]

I am a stand up myself and I had the honour of bringing Jasper on stage tonight at the Blossomfield Club Solihull where he turned up as an unannounced guest to try out some new material! Half an hour of up to date, top quality stuff which blew the roof off ! A comics masterclass. Thanks Jasper and long may you continue! Ryan :-)

[AirbusTD]

Classic stuff!!!

[123barriejohn]

How on earth did this get four dislikes?

[ewaf88]

@123barriejohn Robin Reliant owners?

[beyondbeyondness]

'What's your name' I got 50% for that ;)

[AICabal]

Jasper just would'nt cut it in today's game. He isn't crude or foul mouthed enough.

[OmegaRFox]

@AICabal He has it own way of doing it, maybe he could...

[Inkyminkyzizwoz]

Wasn't there one about ejaculating through the roof?

[Inkyminkyzizwoz]

"Leaving home for work in the morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus - the bus was five minutes early."

[firefighterno1]

come back to stand up Jasp you legend we love ya

[MovieMad007]

brilliant aussie accent!!!

[offertorycardiacml]

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[danbo1984]

Gosh I love this; no matter how many times I see it, it never fails to make me not laugh at all. By the way, he didn't "collect them for years", he got them ALL out of a book called Heroic Failures by Stephen Pile.

[raizersabre]

no matter how many times i see or hear this, it ALWAYS makes me laugh xD

[MrMortgage1]

jeez, if you really want to get good insurance just go to cheapest-insurance . info - simple really

[xvaughanx]

GO COMPARE!

[MovieMad007]

@xvaughanx ha ha ha ha ha lol!!!! You should be in stand up!!!

[samsagitarias]

Right, going to be honest about this. Your comments are not fair. Comic R helps children in the UK aswell as Africa, and thats the key - Children, they are who they help. Children in Africa dont ask to be born into abject poverty, or to be orohaned, or for their familes crops to fail due to lack of rain because of cliamate change. If it were your child / ren dying / starving , wouldnt you hope that someone somewhere cared enough to want to help, no matter how daft the method ?

[tonymontana1974]

Comic relief how stupid is that charity just a reason for blokes to act like dicks. Managers of companys can wear a silly nose and students can piss about bathing in a bath of baked beans and for what to send the money to africa who have had millions and millions and millions and millions from this country already through live aid etc. Im sorry but when does it stop ? we have to leave africa alone now as their problems wont end if we keep on giving them cash all the time its ridiculous.

[RockingOn]

50% of Comic Reliefs money goes directy to charities in the UK

[sacred200913]

i love the insurance claims but i think that the robin reliant jokes the the best part

[Martine1313]

Is it me or is "claims" on the title spelt wrong?

[shithoose295]

well fucking obviously donkey

[Vitomanz]

Nah its correct, dont know what you're talking about

[MANB91UK]

yeah it is haha!

[gooseberry2k8]

Doesn't matter how many times he tells it. Still funny.

[hardcoretilldie313]

Lol this guy is cool! Pitty he ended up presenting Golden Balls, not really an impressive game anyway but Jasper shouldn't have agreed to present it because it's putting his talent to waste!

[ryker012]

LOL Jasper Carrott is brilliant!

[daflinde]

fantastic i wonder what happened to Jasper?

[Beatboxbob]

He's presenting a totally un-funny game show called goldenballs.

[boldyin]

yeah, hopefully with a bit of luck he will die soon

[ZombieOfFaith]

he makes it fun to watch

[benodge08]

itv got hold of him.

[budvar99]

This is comic relief 1987 or 1988 running 10 minutes behind schedule just before "Blackadder the Cavalier years" hence the mention of Rowan "Mr Bean" Atkinson

[amibovverred]

I remember this first time around, brilliant. 5*****

[adg987]

Jasper Carrot is the funniest man on the planet and I love everything to do with what he does

[Razor61289]

Amen to that

[bhvictory]

Absolutely agree - he's a true king of comedy - why he wastes his time doing the dreadful Golden Balls I'll never know - it doesn't demonstrate the talent he is clearly capable of.

[sexbomb79]

jasper carrotts the best, no other comedian comes close! long live jasper xx

[Bluequotations]

a slow moving sad faced old gentleman!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha i nearly spit me tea everywhere!!!!!!!!!

[madz1967]

Glad you like it sweet..;) hes so funny....lol

[DOSEmulation]

@Bluequotations Reading your comment prior to seeing the video, I thought you were labeling Jasper Carrot "a slow-moving sad-faced old gentlman" and sarcastically stating you spit your tea in amusement (which I found confusing after seeing how funny this was). After watching, I realized you were quoting and praising him. Context is everything! I was bewildered how a harshly critical comment would have been top-rated, haha!

[Bluequotations]

does any1 have the 12 days of christmas sketch they could post where he gets more and more drunk? thats classic!!!!

[xlbyg07]

just type it in the search box...thats what i did fxxxxxg great song

[tfwdraven]

Ahhh, Jasper Carrot doing what he does best; sod all this Golden Balls rubbish, get back to stand-up Jasper, this is how we all love you!

[drillbittboi]

Totally agree!! Its amazing how many people don't realize that comedy is what he's originally famous for.

Does anyone know the name of the sketch he did where he runs through all the time we spend in our lives doing stuff like going to the toilet etc... then ends up proving we don't have any time to actually live?

Its my total favourite and I can't find it anywhere!

[madz1967]

yeh i know the one you mean i think,was it shown on bbc1?

[madz1967]

could not put it better meself...lol..hes class...:)

[JasonAlexVoorhees]

OH GOD :P that's funny, good times

[madz1967]

lol..yeh hes soo funni..:)