A Christmas Story

[paeztopia]

perdon por mi ignorancia pero podrian decirme mas o menos de que se trata, jaja tengo una playera con esa frase y no se si se ve mal: you´ll shoot your eye out. gracias

[Gingerisgoofy]

Does anyone besides me think that Kieran Culkin (when little) looks like Peter Billingsley (when little)?!?!

[Gepetto718]

Just got one the other day

[MDthornton83]

The witch and the jester used to creep me out as a child.

[wolffromsteam]

Fra-gil-ie it must be Italian 

[XxKnomeDemon1xX]

i got one for xmas. i shot my eye out

[thearbiter221]

be sure to drink your ovaltine

[IggyHazard]

What does he mean by "carbine action?" I think he means "lever-action carbine."

[Doraxan]

Damn that kid is old... on the inside.

[TheTinytinab]

Press 6, 7 and 9 to make a sick beat. You're welcome.

[bigboyindustries123]

press 5 a lot and watch mom

[mysterykcad]

I used to want a Red Rider BB Gun, but then I shot my knee out.

[elkritikador]

8 shoot their eye out!

[alexwadd89]

Ralphy: I want an official Red Ryder, carbon action, 200 shot, range level, air rifle!

Mom: No, you'll take an arrow to the knee!

[TheRealThreeP]

It will be played 12 times in a row on TBS starting on Christmas Eve. (Unless they decided to change shit on us.)

[MixedBreed713]

mann they play this movie EVERY yearr!!!! smh...im sorry but my 360 just gone have to be hott for a night on tha polar express cause im not abot to watch that movie over and over again this year! lol smh...

[blaqstaar]

what jerk off disliked this???

[warriorcoder]

SEOmoz.

[Mrgreen420ist]

hay i really did shoot my eye out

[MPCvideostuff]

I did an interview with my school news and they asked my what I want for Christmas and I basically quoted this movie

[kjmartin2000]

bst part is the narration

[MrFrontrowkid]

I never got a air rifle as a kid because my father had been shot in the leg by a Benjamin pellet gun.However I learned how to shoot at age 7 with his Remington .22. I later got it when I was 13. But I did run across an original Red Ryder B-B gun at a flea market for $4. I was 25. When my dad asked what I had bought, I showed him saying "This is something I never got as a kid. Real guilt complex.

[kiwiblossem12]

@123kittycat1 I've been watching this every Christmas day (on one channel there is an all day showing of this) for as long as I can remember, and I'm 13.

[123kittycat1]

I watch this movie every christmas and im only 12! Its such a good movie! :)

[microprodigy2003]

What song? Between 0:10 - 0:18

[CherryExplosion85]

Classic Christmas movie, I watch it every year! =D

[JJtoob]

I'm surprised none of the top comments say something like "5 people shot their eyes out and missed the like button".

[racedrum11]

i have a red ryder... they are awspme.

[JOHN11HOT]

You'll Shot You're Eye Kid ho ho ho LOL >T.T< that part is so funny

[FizzRhythm]

My family got this movie before I was born and I remember watching it every Christmas...about 13 years after we still have it and we are watching it right now as we speak :)

[DaultonBahm]

Why did Ralphie have his essay in a red folder but nobody else did?

[MrFrontrowkid]

@DaultonBahm Because he wanted the teacher to notice his essay and give him an A.

[blonde11584]

This is my favorite Christmas movie. Every year my mom and I watch this movie a few times then leave it on in the background wile we are doing other things.

[MrPersonaLover]

I remember when I was younger I asked for a rifle and my dad said, You'll shoot your eye out, kid! And I didn't understand cause I hadn't seen the movie yet.

[musiclover011298]

HO HO HO....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[RawrEhPapi]

NEVER gets old. I bought this movie. And every year around December 21st - December 25th, they show this movie EVERYDAY 24/7 ON AMC :D And my whole family and I used to watch this all day too. The BEST Christmas Movie Ever. and 2nd would be HOME ALONE :D (My Opinion)

[oliviamarie1313]

lool wtf, zimbio brought me here...

[RedRiverChannel]

Lol... when I was about 12 I asked by parents to buy me a softairgun for christmas. I didn't get it, and I became very dissapointed and stayed in my bed. The reason for this?

Well, my dad told me that I might shoot myself in the eye... the classic mother/father bbgun block..

to make a sad story happy my dad ordered a softairgun for me about a year later :P

[Blackfriday420]

I love Christmas time

[zze4z]

My mom staied that when i got my famas XD

[CHOSENMARINE]

You'll shoot your eye out? that's the dubmest thing I have ever heard.

[BrianWeckerly]

Can anyone identify the song playing in the background in the kitchen scene near the beginning of the movie, visible here from :10-:18? I think it's by Bing Crosby.

[MrFrontrowkid]

@BrianWeckerly Santa Claus is coming to town. Crosby recorded this with the Andrews Sisters in 1943. It was later released in an album.

[Zooraman1234]

I'm still trying to convince my parents to get me one

[JhonnyDaemon]

It's funny Santa says he'll shoot his eye out, but did he have to step on his face? lol

[MrFrontrowkid]

@JhonnyDaemon Because he was a disguntled employee who wanted to go home. It also emphasized that even Santa agreed with parents about how dangerous air rifles could be. This is my favorite scene in the whole movie.

[JhonnyDaemon]

@MrFrontrowkid Got it in the DVD player ready to watch now.

[Suicidebob7]

Great Movie

[marshmallowkandykid]

Every year I watch 24 hours of a christmas story. This movie never gets old. :)

[ExtremeEnigma28]

@marshmallowkandykid Amen bro

[halo1339]

and then suddenly the red ryder is at Pandora

[BarlowEnter]

"..." "You'll shoot your eye out kid."

[SuperZombiepwner]

lol this story was eczacley like my christmas exeped i never got the bb gun

[wierdpoplol]

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! : he almost shoots his eye out

[2992buttboy]

he is dumb

[blackwingangel04]

I never shot MY eye out...

[Pepper6464]

I bought a Daisy Red Ryder just because of this movie!

[YouthFreedomFighters]

Always wear safety glasses when shooting air rifles. That way you wont shoot your eye out.

[TheWyAtT27]

im 15 and i still dont have one my life is not complete

[YouthFreedomFighters]

@TheWyAtT27 Try your local Walmart.

[tinyhoops]

4 people shot their eye out

[sharon9777]

Ok I just seen the preview of Christmas Story I watch TCM all the time and want to know why they don't want to mention Victoria School in St. Catharines Canada where they it was filmed and as a Canadian I am proud So give credit where credit is do So any school scene was taped in Canada and we were happy to do it but we are just as important as the home they lived in as I lived in the same home and they filmed...Please explian to me why we are not as important

[harijoel]

1:13 THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!1!!!11

[taknuke123]

i was at a store and they had the red ryder

[wsgboys117]

Yo I have one and a scope its a original daisy one just have to patch it up thats all :)

[loserjb]

cool.

[jeruke]

How Ralphy feels about the official Red Ryder, carbon action, 200 shot, range level, air rifle. Is how I feel about the Canon 7D, 1080p video, cmos sensor, 21 focus point, dslr :D

[provibe]

@jeruke Ah, we all have dreams.

At least you won't shoot your eye out.

[ChristianHolloway7]

@jeruke geek

[MeTaLdUdE02]

@jeruke you and me share the same dream... *sobs*

[SexxyMessiah]

Santa Clause sounds almost like he's going to say dumbass at the end. Sounds like the dad from That 70's Show, LOL

[KingDT2007]

the playing santa sound like the narrator jean sheaperd the writer of a christmas story

[GeorgiaBoi70]

@KingDT2007 Sheaperd does do the voice of Santa in this movie.

[Imagineer5986]

You'll shoot your eye out kid HO HO HO

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

[NeverEnoughLego]

I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle!

[Cartoonothing]

@NeverEnoughLego - You'll shoot your eye out!

[matttylove]

you'll shoot your eye out kid

[herpiede]

the best Xmas Movie ever !

[senseilifesonsappren]

4 people shot their eyes out.

[lefty791]

Haha watching this rite now best Christmas movie ever

[maxman1602]

@lefty791

Better than Die Hard?

[duncv1]

IM WATCHIN THIS NOW ON TV! THIS MOVIE IS DEFINITELY A CLASSIC!! U SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! LOL HAHA

[TehReconHater]

Iam waching it right now lol

[artehaleychoke]

he reads the letter then says oh ya that great hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[shadowlink755]

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Lmao Best Christmas movie ever!

[queenluciaa]

I'm getting the Red Ryder for christmas for my sister xD

[grimmnms]

lol my mom had to hide this movie from me because i watched it so much

[AiR1890]

Screw "Its a Wonderful Life," This movie right here, "A Christmas Story" is the greatest Christmas movie ever made. I always enjoyed watching this movie on TNT.

[filmsfromthepoor]

Hey, take a look a my version of "A Christmas Stroy" on my channel

[cwskin69]

@NinjaGhostScorpion I hope she doesnt either, but it would b funny lol

[MegaCoffeecat]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE THANKS^^

[deezvids]

fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra... :-D

[iloveinuyasha19]

where can i go on here to find the whole movie i wanna watch it!! DX

[mutlijamesbondfan]

My mom and dad and I useed to watch this every year on or around Christmas. And my dad had an old red ryder bb gun with possibly the same box. We would be cracking up laughing, We loved this movie. And It's still one of my top favorite Christmas movies along with Home Alone, and Home Alone 2. Merry ChristmaHanaKwanzaka! just so you know I did'nt make up Merry ChristmaHanaKwanzaka I heard it on an old Christmas commercial around '02 to '04, or maybe '05 I think.

[mutlijamesbondfan]

My mom and dad and I useed to watch this every year on or around Christmas. We would be cracking up laughing, We loved this movie. And It's still one of my top favorite Christmas movies along with Home Alone, and Home Alone 2. Merry ChristmaHanaKwanzaka! just so you know I did'nt make up Merry ChristmaHanaKwanzaka I heard it on an old Christmas commercial around '02 to '04, or maybe '05 I think.

[mutlijamesbondfan]

My mom and dad and I useed to watch this every year on or around Christmas before my dad died in Aug. 2006. We would be cracking up laughing, We loved this movie. And It's still one of my top favorite Christmas movies along with Home Alone, and Home Alone 2. Merry ChristmaHanaKwanzaka! just so you know I did'nt make up Merry ChristmaHanaKwanzaka I heard it on an old Christmas commercial around '02 to '04, or maybe '05 I think.

[mutlijamesbondfan]

@mutlijamesbondfan I'm not sure why this is comming up three times, sorry people if it's annoying.

[CertifiedBrunette]

@mutlijamesbondfan no worrys its fine

[reinarosamunda]

@mutlijamesbondfan It's not your fault but youtube's, they mess up everything.

[mrhulot101]

this is one of my favorite movies.

Whatever happpened to Benjamin "Bob" Clark who was credited for directing and writing the script with Jean Shepherd? is it true he was killed in a car accident after being struck by a drunk illegal alien driver in california?

[TheRealEchoElite26]

4 people shot their eye out!

[99dodgeram360]

can't wait until christmas eve when this is on 24hrs., my girlfriend got me a Red Ryder for Christmas this year! I'm 19 and I still love it!

[cwskin69]

Bought a red Ryder for my gf yesterday, it's one of her Christmas presents..

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

@cwskin69 Make sure she don't shoot her eye out.

[veeseee128]

I saw this movie when it first came out back in 1983. I was 11 going on 12. one of the best memeories of my childhood. I still like this movie to this day. miss the 80s.

[16reynoso]

Loove this movie!

[pyrolynxproductions]

Damn it and this guy was lucky his dad got him one now think of reality it's the whole movie minus a red ryder

[mH8675309]

Santa looks like he's had a few too many.

[CodeNameButcher]

The 3 people who dislike this shot their eye out.

[cultclassicnerd]

This movie is the best christmas movie ever made hands down! and if you disagree I'll shoot your eye out!!! LOLZ :D MeRrY ChRiStMaS!!!!  :)

[lorireece1]

Nothing beats this movie!...Did I say nothing? NOTHING!

[gamecubeclock]

I bought a red ryder earlier this year. WORTH IT.

[PRINCESSABITCH90]

I sit and watch this on tbs all day they run it again and again a true classic it's not Christmas w/ out it!

[gillwilkinsongw]

@PRINCESSABITCH90 Yes, I agree. My son managed to get thiis on DVD for Christmas last year. I saw it on TV years ago and loved it. It is hilarious. I cannot understand why they don't seem to show it at the festive season, unless its repeated on satellite which I don't have.Great film.

[PRINCESSABITCH90]

@gillwilkinsongw they have it on the tbs channel they run it al day on Christmas again and again ..

[mustangpatty51]

Soo funny my husband got one of these when he was a kid back in the 50's and he didn't shoot his eye out but he did shoot out the lamp in the living room and he didn't get it back until the following christmas. Ahhh Simpler times. :)

[smart5047]

i got a red ryder yesterday

[theamvgirlx]

OWNED!

[btuggin92]

classic

[TKDgamerK]

I watch this every christamas about a 100,000,000 times!!!

[DestroyTheseWalls]

2 ppl shot their eye out

[lavajoe889]

@DestroyTheseWalls LMAO good 1

[Yoshi11583]

@DestroyTheseWalls Ralphie's Mom and Teacher. :D

[azuredragooz]

the classic mother bb gun block didn't stop me from gettin my red ryder....my uncle bought it for me :D

[Willandacamera]

The 2 dislikes are Scut Farkus and Grover Dill

[freephil630]

A+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ...

[LexyMizzal]

this has been my fav movie science I was 4. Im 15

[CPTNmalinko666V2]

man i just asked my mom for one she said later but i think il get one!!!!! besides im 14

[candy147]

I also watch the marathon every Christmas with family!

[GinaAlexandra]

@candy147 me too

[Miyavisgirl1540]

this movie has become a "tradition" for me every christmas. lol!

[foreverme93]

So pumped! My local community theater is doing this as a stage version and I got the role of the mother! So excited!

[EddieBrockVenom]

I remember when I watched this when I was 4 lol

[SirTimothyMarton]

I probably saw the movie but dont remember it but the part where Santa kicks him off

[Scorp316]

I have fond memories of watching this movie when I was young. I also remember watching it once during that marathon they had last christmas.

[MrNubnation]

i wonder when the red dyder was first made was it actuly like amazingly popular and amazing

[warpk1]

lol i got it and my dad told me i might shoot my eye out and im not copying Ho0lihan

[Ho0lihan]

My dad brought home a red ryder bb gun, and my mom almost made him bring it back because she said "you'll shoot your eye out"

I'm 16 and got my permit today, by the way.

[provibe]

@Ho0lihan Congrats! Stay safe and have fun. :-)

[xfization]

@Ho0lihan damn dude,.. i need my permit olol

[TUBATUBATUBATUBATUB]

@Ho0lihan what kind of permit?

[Ho0lihan]

@TUBATUBATUBATUBATUB a driving permit. I'm getting my licence in a week or so! :D

[ZeldaFreak1987]

"and this thing that tells time!"

[macintosh315]

I have the gun, got shot in the arm with it, bled for about an hour. still got my eyes :D

[9GTO9]

i shot my self in the ass cheek with my ryder and it felt like a bee stinging my ass cheek

[TheFeastoftheBigEast]

Forest gump, ur a fantastic movie, and imma let you finish, but a christmas story was the greatest movie OF ALL TIME!!!!!

[pangolin97]

red ryders are the best im getting one today

[246golf]

I ereally liked this video, but they should of shown the part when he shot the gun for the first time and shot his eye out. lol

[baddinner]

lmao at the end

[marinekid12321]

just got my red ryder yesterday. 70th anniversary model

[rozza29]

ahh this reminds me of being a kid at christmas

[SenorZorrozzz]

As I watch this I look up across the room on the shelf where I have a box of Chipso, a bar of Lifeboy soap and an Orphan Annie decoder....we all love this movie don't we?

[pdd420]

@SenorZorrozzz Funny stuff. In the winter when I plow peoples houses, one of our customers has the full size leg lamp right in his front Bay window. I love it. Greatest Christmas movie ever..... 0:22 "WOW, thats great"

[GodfatherGaming1]

oh well 11 more months to see this movie again

[DicoSpeedLeader]

damn adults!

[bigwhiskers]

0:54-1:00 is always so damn funny

with the mom dressed as a harelequin and the teacher the wicked witch of the west.. mocking ralphie and laughing at him

[wonkywonkstudios]

"you'll shoot your eye out kid!"

[ThePerfectAtheist]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[ThePerfectAtheist]

Merry Christmas hohoho *Kicks you in the head and you slide down the slide*

[santaclause001]

i love this movie

[provibe]

Wow. Now we know this is one of the big guy's favorite movies too.

Merry Christmas Everybody!

[knoxvilleguy2]

@provibe

I have a buddy back in my old hometown who thinks THIS is the DEFINITIVE Christmas movie ! ( in other words, he freakin' loves it.... ) Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukka / Kwanzaa !!!

[guitarfreak1363]

@santaclause001 i watch it atleast 7 times on christmas

[Mich199999]

borderlands has this gun

[TheCatAgrees]

Meh they just call it the Rider

[pdd420]

0:18 - 0:25. "Wow, thats great." I laugh everytime I watch that. Best Christmas Movie, by far in my opinion.

[fluffyninjas]

Ahh, so many classic scenes from this movie. Even though we've all seen it about a hundred times, I think we should still watch it at least once a year.

[hightek669]

@fluffyninjas AGREED!

[DoubleOhSevenBaby]

Favorite movie

[harrydinh1]

omg he hoed him with his boot

[Cupcake8ful]

i love this movie every year on christmas eve i go to my aunts house and we eat, open up gifts, and we watch this movie i love i sooooooooooooo much

[tenten6134]

not only did santa push him down the slide boot2head he called him a hoe