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  • @lordalastor99 take a stand for what? Douchebag atheist's? Yeah thats something so big. It explains why so many atheist are lonely, dry with no love in their lifes but hey good luck. #jesus is the truth!!

  • So long to wait, 5 billion years!

  • when you were commenting on the gay christmas tree fairy i wan't expecting you to say "that we had stone to death" hahahaha!

  • Ever noticed how Atheists are very strict on their principles, except when is comes to Christmas, because they are selfish and want things? The same goes with Atheists on death row, they always seem to "find God", and the stupid Christians fall for it and pardons them. So not only can we atheists enjoy the freedom and rationality of the way we look at life, but we can also trick religious people into giving us benefits usually on preserved for religious people.

  • Sun may not swell up to a red giant. It just might go extinct instead. Lights out!

  • You wanna see crazy?! I'll show you crazy!!

    WHERE YOU AT GEORGE?! WHERE YOU AT MOTHER FUCKER?!!

  • @21avasapi Where in the hell is that anger coming from? Did your parents beat you today?

  • youre fuckin awesome man!

  • This guy seems really reallu, dry in his life and personality, god bless you

  • @TheDavid2313 And you gathered that how? You know nothing of his personal life outside of these informative videos.

    He seems to be a pretty good guy.

  • @TheDavid2313: At least he is actually known for something and is brave enough to take a stand. That seems to be more than what you've done.

  • ... nick diaz

  • I like it because your videos are short

  • love the way he says alaaahhh  . hilarious

  • Lord Balfour's latest psycho theory - monolithic atheism, you should have spread this theory before you decided to partition Palestine. Did you write to Lord Rothschilds using a feather quill, parchment, ink? Sealed Royally? Who delivered your metric?

  • Islamic Santa Claus lmao

  • @PollenWorld If Pat Condell had (or has) children, would he kill and eat them; or just torture them?

    What allows you to ask such a disgusting, preposterous question ?

    What a stupid, stupid thing to say

  • I bet this Pat Condell will convert to Islam in 2 years)

  • 1:18, Respect wait what, if aithiest don't want to show respect to us we have to as well.

  • Oh the Irony...

  • LOL islamic balloons that blow themselves up

  • ha ha ha. you crack me up everytime.

  • @we do not stand up for women rights because they are already have rights, and never talk about islamic treatment of women

  • I don't celebrate christmas, it sucks, I party whenever I feel like it instead

  • Take out the foreigners and he will go off on Christmas , he is just a very unhappy gay man. I can't see this prick standing up for when women rights. Pat the gardner with white lilies only. Pat move to one of the southern unites states and breathe easy you'll love it. The coloured are not an issue at all they don't matter ...lot of white gardners all growing white lilies.

  • @onesufi Forgive me if I misinterpreted your display of stupidity, but I believe you just accused Pat of being a racist in response to a video about Christmas and its importance to Western culture.

  • so intelligently articulated, our own short stint in the vast universe, the egoistic christians, the sensitive, short tempered muslims, and being secular, which is of course the sanest way to live.

  • "... Not that it would really matter because the women would have their own separate game in a smaller room in a less comfortable part of the house, While the men sit around stroking their beards and congratulating each other on how important they are..."

    ^ Made my day.

  • My friend got me a muslim blow up doll for my christmas this year, im kinda weary of using it though.

  • I dont celebrate Christmas.I cant STAND Christmas.All the pressure to buy gifts,(Or be labelled a Scrooge" or a "grinch")the "non stop Christmas carols" you are bombarded with everywhere you go,and worst of all---all the CHRISTIAN MORONS who get up in arms about "The War on Christmas".(Yeah,the whole country is blanketed in Christmas for 4-6 weeks every year,and somehow,there's a "War on Xmas". What a joke!! LOL)

     IMO,the best day of the year is DEC 26!

  • the title "Godless Christmas" is in error

    God is at every Christmas its the best time of the year for Him

    where every one loves giving gifts ..Christmas is the spirit of Christ

    which is the spirit of giving

    I feel sorry for Godless Atheist

  • The only reason why i love x-mas, is becuase of the food, the family and the presents :-D And ofcuase for my son :-D

  • I wish you were my dad.

  • why is this guy such a cunt?

  • Have a happy Mithraic Christmas!

  • please look at my comments more closley.

  • Jesus is the reason for the season

  • @baznet Fail.

  • @Infinitpossibilities Actually Jesus was born on April 6th

    but its a bit hard to have Christmas and Easter on the same day

  • @baznet Fascinating, why don't we just make it a slightly more appropriate April the 1st?

  • @Infinitpossibilities Christians have Christmas Satanists have Halloween

    and Atheist have April fools day

  • @baznet The timing of Christmas has more to do with trying to replace pagan festivals with "made-up" Christian ones to try to make Christianity more appealing to them. Christmas trees, holly, mistletoe etc. all of pagan origin. The fools are the ones who believe Christmas to be directly relevant to Christianity. I suppose you believe in the story of the three kings too huh? Fucking tool. As for your retort; Try to be more witty. Recycling my retorts makes more a fool of you than it ever does me.

  • @Infinitpossibilities Christianity I will

    Atheism you loose

    deal with it

  • @baznet You make no sense; grammatically nor critically. You are a simpleton who is indeed, such a total loser, he cannot even spell the word!! (LMFAO!!!!) "Loose", opposite of "tight". "Loser", you. Consider yourself a slight more educated and stop talking utter bollocks on subjects you don't even have a basic (and I MEAN basic!!!) understanding of.

  • @baznet Oh, and Halloween. Pagan ...again; Not satanic at all - DO MORE RESEARCH. Fuck all to do with your brand of fairytale. Christmas = re-branded pagan festival. Halloween = Pagan. No mention of 3 kings visiting the fictional character of jesus in the bible. Fiction on fiction.... faithers = making it up as they go along....fools. lmfao.

  • @baznet ACTUALLY, nobody knows for sure when, or even if, Jesus was born. Easter is the ONLY original christian festival.

  • @Infinitpossibilities

    Not really. Easter, too, was stolen from the celebrations of earlier pagan religions. Easter was a spring equinox celebration and is believed to have been named for the Great Mother Goddess of the Saxons in northern Europe. Her name was Eostre, itself a name derived from an older word for "spring".

    So, just as Christmas was hijacked from the solstice to ease the conversion of credulous pagans, Easter was another familiar festival stolen for the very same purpose.

  • @Infinitpossibilities

    no way dude, easter is the easter bunny festival. A christian festival is a concert with

    cliff richard.

  • Pat is the King! Merry Xmas Pat!

  • quick fact: christmass IS a christian holliday, well roman cathlic anyways. christ (as in jesus christ)-mass(a cathlic time of worship). p.s not cathlic, just havemy facts strait.

  • @50centpb7 huh, no you don't. Jesus wasn't even estimated to have been born during December...if he was ever born at all. You have the Catholic part right. The Church jacked various Winter Solstices of Germanic, Nordic, Celtic, and other pagan religions and rubber-stamped Christmas over them as a recruitment campaign. Nice try and thank you for playing History Lesson, better luck next time.

  • @zarthered. we celebrate "CHRISTMASS", the name is completly romen cathlic. yes i know of all the other pegan holidays on december 25, but none of them bare the name "CHRISTMASS". wether or not the romen catholics actuly believe this whus the day jesus whus born, babtist christians (like me) just celebrate christmass for the fun of it (like athiusts) but some still celebrate the birth of christ on dec 25, although they do not believe he whus born on that day

  • @50centpb7 no it is not. please point to me in the bible where it states Jesus was born on 25th December. The Christmas tradition was a mixture of pagan traditions the celebrating of the shortening nights, the winter solstices. a little research would confirm this so fail again

  • Does he remind anyone else of Pierce Hawthorne?

  • I don't celebrate Christmas. As a child I positively HATED the whole 'air' of Christmas and never really took part in any celebrations. You don't have to celebrate any holiday if you don't want to. If you want to and you think you're an atheist, however, I think it's a bit odd… the same goes for going to church while calling yourself atheist…

  • @vivvpprof What about celebrating Christmas for the national holiday that it is?

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0

    Christmas will soon be outlawed, so your comment is irrelevant.

  • @organizedatheism I hope so.

  • @organizedatheism Christmas will not be outlawed; your comment is unrealistic.

  • @organizedatheism Christmas was abolished by Oliver Cromwell about 1650 ............

    also there is no such thing as "organized Atheism" other than as a "religion" as Atheism is the disbelief of God who organized laws

    as God organised all the laws of the universe the formation of anything organized = order = God . its like saying ...chaos(Atheism) = order(God) and therefore you loose

    pick another name looser

  • @baznet Atheism is not a belief system, chaos or otherwise.It is simply a statement of non-belief. Atheism is not a belief system, chaos or otherwise.It is simply a statement of non-belief. Atheism is not a belief system, chaos or otherwise.It is simply a statement of non-belief. Atheism is not a belief system, chaos or otherwise.It is simply a statement of non-belief. Do you understand yet? "Looser"..fucking idiot...it's LOSER. Can't even understand basic grammar, let alone Atheism....

  • @RockAustinDXtakerRk0 It's not a national holiday in every country and where it is, it is so because majority of people in this country probably do celebrate it. There is no law saying you must celebrate whatever your government thinks should be made a 'national' holiday :)

  • @vivvpprof I'd much prefer for Christmas to be abolished in my country (New Zealand). Seems like a possibility, though, considering the Christmas hype is dying down over the years. :)

  • @vivvpprof - Whoa, a bit harsh, don't you think? Of course you're entitled not to celebrate anything, but I've never lost the love of the fun, decorating and visits with family. That is why I love Christmas. I don't go to church (like some hypocrites, I agree). The pleasure of decorating pagan symbols of the season is, IMO, one of life's pleasures.

    Check out Thunderf00t's view here on YouTube. Lots of fun; no religion. "Don't Let Religion Spoil Christmas".

    Peace to you!

  • @Cissy2cute Yeah I know some people celebrated the holidays when they were young, then they became atheists and now miss the rituals. They lost their faith in spite of the fun that it provided. On the other hand, I never found any fun in decorating the tree or visiting all the relatives whose names my family could remember so this probably might have helped me cease celebrating it. And it had nothing to do with religion, I was too young to have thought of it :)

  • Classic - that made my Christmas!!!!! LOL! Awesomeness!!!

  • Islamic balloons...lmfao

  • if his voice sounds muffled it's because Condell has a collective Christian dick shoved in his mouth in this video

  • @Redfingers That was brilliant! *Clap, clap*.

    Anything else intelligent you want to spew before your mommy tucks you into bed?

  • I wish I was 'smart' like almost everyone else because, right now, every orifice of my body should be drooling with anticipation at the thought of baby jesus waking up in the middle of the fucking night looking for a lukewarm bottle. If the poor little Jew was on planet earth right now, he would surely wonder why all his supporters were catholics AND protestants. And, were constantly at each other's throats...mostly because they never heard of Martin Luther!

  • That was a very good video, I want to argue for the sake of Christmas red wine instead of beer. Red wine is good for the heart and blood-system. Healthy alcohol that is a TRUE miracle!! Modestly priced Italian wine will do just fine. If you are a Christian, you might imagine this red wine being "the blood of Jesus spilled for you".

    Merry Christmas all wine-drinkers (and blood-drinkers:)

  • If you are having an islamic themed christmas you will be celebrating islamas ^.^

  • Hey Pat - just one small point of correction, on the cultural side, Christmass an authentic Christian holiday which was originally celebrated around the 7th of January, using the Julian Calander, and still is by millions upon millions of Christians, this included in western Europe also, as the Christian church tried to make convert the newly arrived pagan tribes, it paid divid ends to 'convert' their festivals also hence the 25th of December which was the solstice. I am glad we did it myself.

  • A fat one in their stocking? As long as it's good weed count me in.

    

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Pat you are hilarious but I think you've had a breakdown at some point!

  • 'So far off the mark the humor isn't even funny, rather an expression of a demented perception of history.

  • Well, have a beer or 10 for me and I think your thoughts for those who suffer are novel.

  • I call it xmas. Like futurama. I spend it with my dog who I love very much. Also beer. Happy xmas Pat.

  • Hypocrite! For Christmas all atheists should be made to work, giving up their paid holiday. Actually this should apply to all the other holidays like Easter etc.......

    p.s. by the way, you did it again hypocrite.... Merry Christmas???

  • @web45 then by your logic, all Christians should have to give up their paid holliday also! The Christmas Holliday was stolen by the Pagans, but im sure you didnt even hear that part, and Jesus' birthday wasn't even in December, was actually around the spring time..................Also you must not have even been paying attention, he said Merry Christmas sarcastically.......FAIL

  • @StonerSnowboarder Key word here is logic. Christians believe in Christ and Christmas, so they get to celebrate it, including the day off. By pagans or wrong day/month is neither here nor there. We woprship the Son of God's birth no matter when it is, we praise HIM and WORSHIP HIM because he is our God who was born and died to save ALL of us, including you! When we say "Merry Christmas", we mean it and hope you come to realize what the holiday stands for! MERRY CHRISTMAS....

  • Search AmanJohnX if you want to be enlightened.

  • I doubt that humanity will be around to see the Sun become a red giant. Or if they do they'll have colonized outerspace and relocated to other star systems by then. And that all the religions of today will be little more than a half remembered myth if they are remembered at all. Maybe our descendants will be watching from a safe distance in their cozy space ships, wearing sunglasses, and eating their equivalent of popcorn.

  • A theist once asked me "How can you celebrate christmas without believing in Jesus?"

    To which I answered "Can you celebrate christmas without believing in Santa Claus?"

  • Pat, you have demonstrated in your monologue just how perfectly God designed his universe.

    Oh, wait...

  • Well, you can see Pat's in the holiday mood.

  • lol just open the presents. why people have to take life so seriously anyway

  • Islamic Santa...your asking for a Jihad 60+ virgin(male) gang bang in the holidays.Problem with believing in nothing is no one believes in you! The prostration of your posterior has left a foul taste in my christian mouth.I hope you realize your human, & imperfect, therefore are no one to give to give spiritual advice.Spout your bull & chew on your own deification. The words of the Kafir will come to haunt your narrow mind. Belive in nothing & no one will believe in you!!

  • @MSJewelryAU Guess believing in Santa or that bearded guy in the sky makes you more credible.

  • LAD

  • Collision with the Andromeda is something that probably won't affect us in any dramatic way. And by us I mean our solar system.

  • I cannot like this video enough!!

  • 2:22 I really thought you were going to say something different than beards...O_O

  • Please be my dad Pat.

  • This is one of the greatest posts ever, very honest and also very funny. 

  • "Easy come, easy go" after a phenomenal description in that video, bravo!

  • I'm a Satanist (not the pathetic, fake and disrespectful christian invention of satanism) and I call Christmas simply the "Holidays"

  • Don't fuck wid de Muslim Santa!

    But at least they give the Jesus guy a fair hearing.

    The jews, they have him and his old lady boiling in spunk, or jobbies for all eternity.

    I only know that my late parents didn't lose their savings to those shady Muslim bankers.

  • For a long time, I've deliberately omitted the 'Christ' from 'Christmas', preferring to call it Xmas, for many of these exact reasons.

    Anyone who says it's 'taking the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas'' I tell them straight up that it never was a celebration of Christ, and if they are a true believer, they should fucking know that.

    Also, for you pedantic Biblo-linguists out there, I know that 'X' is a sign of Christ, but it's more out of principal than anything else, I still pronounce it 'Crissmuss'.

  • I would love to see a school nativity play directed by Pat! Can you imagine!?

  • Islamic balloons(Balloons that blow themselves up) lol.

  • i love you man. hahah oooh i love you. pleas, be my dear neighbour whom i'll bake cookies every second sunday! :))))

  • Marry Christmas Pat!!

  • I party because I'm a Santaist (ie. I literally believe there is a Santa Claus who gives gifts to people).

  • It's cool though because when you start listening to xmas songs you realise it's been secular for quite along time now. At least been since the 80s

  • I think, in the case of all extremists and fundamentalists, atheistic and religious alike, there's just so much hate, running through you.

    It's sad to see you can't let people get on with believing what they want to believe.

    Just because we know we're on a rock hurtling through space at 500,000mph, it shouldn't be of any concern of yours if a Muslim or a Christian he'll be rescued by God.

    Leave them be.

  • well u dnt knw that sme muslims celabrate chrismas coz it was the day isa(jesus) was born

  • christmas is pagan so enjoy it pat!

  • our sun can't become a red giant it does not have the enegry needed, it will simply just become colder and colder but we will (i hope) have become a type3 civilisation

  • Remove religion and call it 'Winterfest'

    WOW has the answer

  • Ok, so thus far, this only PROVES that for every 6,827 people, there are 364 who are willfully ignorant imbeciles.

  • this guy is ignorant, learn to accept other people's religion you piece of shit. if you can accept gays and never talk about them, learn to accept religion.

  • @codyjt5150 No, people need to stop believing in fairy tales. They need to grow the fuck up, and you're an idiot if you think otherwise.

  • @Minecraft4life1000 you're nothing but a prick this isn't no fucking communist country my whole family is an idiot for believing in God? They work their asses off harder than you, and by your little username im gonna take a really good guess and say that you just sit on yours playing minecraft all day long, fuck you and fuck this pat guy, you all are pussies, ya'll will talk shit on youtube but i bet you won't say it to me, or any other Christian in the real world. try me.

  • "Islamic balloons that blow themselves up".

    I died laughing.

  • think someone forgot to tell my muslim friend that he couldn't drink my beer, eat bangers at my bbq's, smoke my cigs etc etc... i thought he was just being polite!

  • Didn't stop laughing all the way through this, top notch Pat! :)

  • i'd hate to run into the islamic santaclaus

  • @topperheartramada Islamic Santaclaus gives AK47's & Rocket Launchers though :(

  • @Heelissrogue yeah, but he also decapitates!

  • "Islamic balloons that blow themselves up!" I love this guy!

  • christmas is about children, pretty lights, exchanging gifts, enjoyin food and drink and BEING HAPPY.. quite a far cry from anything religious

  • you all sound like a bunch of brainwashed faggots. get your asses up and get a job you lazy pieces of shit. you go blogging about making fun of Christianity but you more than likely don't have the balls to say it to a man that believes in God.

  • @codyjt5150

    That's a rather unChristian sentiment...

  • @codyjt5150 especially if that man has dynamite strapped to his waist.

  • @codyjt5150 Haha, thanks for that laugh mate :)

  • Unless you believe what Michio Kaku believes and we escape our own natural doom by galaxy hopping or even universe hopping :)

  • Easy come, easy go. Great words from a great man.

  • Have you noticed that reactions are usually not permitted on religious videos? why do you think that is?

  • Pure Epic Scientific based religion burn, period.

    

  • I thought that being atheist meant you didnt care now if I say i'm atheist I look like this virgin

  • this guy needs to get a life. his life sucks so much he has to bitch about other peoples RIGHTS TO RELIGION? ALL OF YOU ATHEISTS CAN KISS THE BIGGEST PART OF MY ASS I WILL NOT BE INSULTED LIKE THIS AND I ALONG WITH A BILLION OTHER CHRISTIANS WILL NOT CONVERT TO ATHEISM. You people are worse than Westboro Baptist Church.

  • @codyjt5150 If you're insulted by it then don't watch it.

  • @PastafariansWON if you're insulted by the way christmas actually is then don't celebrate it.

  • @codyjt5150 I'm not offended by it and I do celebrate it...

  • @PastafariansWON there's a reason why there's CHRIST IN CHRISTmas. get over it. keep atheism out of all this.

  • @codyjt5150 Yeah. Because they wanted to convert people to Christianity in the Roman Era/early middle ages so they put in on 25th December to coincide with Pagan festivals such as Yule and Winter Solstice.

  • @PastafariansWON good for you.

  • You really remind me of someone... Charlie Brooker maybe.

  • I love you pat.

  • He needs a women in his life

    Bitter old sod

    Postman pat pull your self together!fucker

  • Islamic balloons that blow themselves up? LOLOLOL

  • lol you are the man!

  • Such a bitter man.

    

  • BAM.

  • Keep your Christ out of my Saturnalia.

  • "Christmas without beer is like Eif without blood" lol

  • @jigglyfidda125 That definitely was not Elf without blood.

  • 'EID without blood' - It just wouldn't work.... Hahah

  • Nice, video! I really love it!

  • Yes what did happen to respect pat because you seem to not respect anyone else's opinion but your own

  • santa is real because i get alot of coal and beer

  • I loved this one pat . I think it is one of the bests of all , along with "dont pray for me" . I wish you all the best !!!

  • You cant tell Pat spends his christmas making jokes about religion all day

  • This vid is AWFUL!!!!! The point of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

  • @msarchangel1120 Actually, no. Well, it was when Christians converted it from the pagan sun-worshipping ritual as a time to "bring the light of Jesus into the world". While I am religious, I don't celebrate Christmas this way. I consider it a time to embody the spirit and teachings of Jesus, of tolerance, respect, and good will. While that sounds thoroughly cliche I believe if everyone just did it, religious or not, we'd all be a lot happier.

  • @Nyaliva I don't celebrate Christmas in that way either. I agree about it being "a time to embody the spirit and teachings of Jesus, of tolerance, respect, and good will." I mean, I don't know what religion you are or whatever, but there are different opinions about Christmas and it's meaning. For me, it's when Jesus was born, but some people have turned Christmas into a secular holiday and forget the true meaning.