Taxi Hits Man For Good Reason.

[jbsuperfan7]

needs to change shifts, that's hilarious! :)

[Jennifer123001]

Lol he handled that situation very well

[lolol877]

But you know thats just me...

[jackbh1994]

id take a major skitz run up to him try to hit him in the face but probly get shot

[tino85151]

Guess what*what*... What's up!!

[EeLaMSaRu]

u should run them over 5 times then do a burnout on his face

[55bobbyjack]

Wat if the two people in the back were the mother nd father of the guy who shot him xD (conclusion)

[nooriedoll]

@55bobbyjack that wouldn't really be possible..would it?

[thebasshunter241]

Why are so many girls hitting on Fluffee? Shut the fuck up -3

[BVBandBOTDFlover]

@thebasshunter241 true. so true.

[rs99mage]

what if the two people in the back where his long lost twins

[Kimblee1987]

I don't think the sumo's would fix in one of those small taxi's....oh sorry!

[carepackagedrop]

@23jazzygirl face it sister, we all like histeeth XD

[23Jazzygirl]

ahhh. i love fluffee's teeth. ^__^

[kealilbit13]

Hahaha

[beachballize]

bugs bunny and daffy duck :P

[STUNTMAN360IVANM]

the first thing i would say is weed for the wounded

[WhatTheHeckAnimation]

I always thumb up the top comments for no reason.

[XanthochroicDinosaur]

i wonder what fluffee's real name is

[CrimsonWilder2226]

okay thats it he has my same thoughts D:

[emoXnecko]

thumbs up if you wana know fluffee's real name!

[clamz94]

@emoXnecko Alan

[morbidblonde66]

Fluffys so badass he dosent NEED to blink!!



[liltakinggibs]

i love yor eyes fluffee!! you are beautiful!

[infectedpancake]

Running people over.........k I subbed

[PlayingZeldawithDes]

this remind me of good memories <3 .. i havent watched fluffetalks for like two years ..

[LuvzChristinaGrimmie]

Lmfao xp

[dravenska1]

I would have hit him then got the gun in the cab and I would have shot him and said ya hurts don't it

[harmonylover90]

Nice ending lol

[AngelvsDemon10]

i want to see his hair

[girlscouttastic]

@AngelvsDemon10 he showed it search "fluffee takes it off fluffeetalks"

[loveschocolate12]

hahahahaha... oh my god!!!! this is so funny... watching it when your high... at 3 in the morning... with 5 of your friends... fucking awesome!

[jesucristomeama]

i love ur videos man awsome

[asdertyuiop100]

i didnt mean to repeeat that whole sentence

fail

[asdertyuiop100]

what if they were just two horny men i mean its totally apropriate

[SaureenLovesYew]

But if I was a dude I would run his over and T-bagg his as

[SaureenLovesYew]

LOL What if the two ppl in the bak where his mom and dad have sex 

[Onlicious]

MY he is in in a hurry

he's taking the sidewalk

[NikkoCharger]

hmm... a taxi running into a building didn't that happen in a movie called taxi

[UniqueStatus014]

"Its a CAAHHHHRRRRR BAAAAHHHHMMMB!!!"

[Armaangandevia1]

RAPE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE

[towalhap]

(last 5 seconds) well, i guess that would be fun!

[TheFatty2497]

I prefer extra video footage than a question of the day segment at the end of your videos. But that's just me.

[BeeblesMcFinigin]

:D I luv u mann ur fakkin hilariouseee xDDD

[Lexluv5678]

How would you fit two sumos in the back of a taxi?......

[emile1011]

that would have been my first reaction

[AdventuringJD]

Duuude. Hes got some serious eyebrow movement on top of never blinking.

[RedLipsCigarettes]

i just choked on water >.<

[DANDyLOPE]

An eye for an eye makes us laugh harder

[MulticoloredFishs]

you're mean.

you're hilarious.

you're cool.

you're amazing.

I love watching your videos.

I'd LOVE to have a friend like you!

[xGameOver911]

i wud run over the guys balls

[WolfHowlX]

Again, you have made a person who never laughs, laugh.

[DeaneRenata]

No flufee ur a bitch.

[DeaneRenata]

This guy is so cute but he is just so mean, I hate him.

[DeaneRenata]

Lol how many bitches does he have on his MySpace? He says ah id be so scared getting a girl pregnant! Be nice buddy I am a girl, ha ha lol. Never mind. he wants to be left alone let him be.

[loveislikeclockwork]

wat if the two people in the back where having sex...? thats properly y he crashed he looked in his mirrors and was like 0.0 '' room for one more!!!!!'' and he properly 'double tapped'' they guy who shot him

[mrstomp6]

car bomb!

[BobSaget9165]

only in The Great White North

[XNeverShoutNeverX55]

the more i watch flufee talks the more i start to think hes cute. lol and i have a bf

[fireflick1232]

how could one nut fight over two squirrels, what whould it have to fight?

[DbozenD]

@fireflick1232 dude shit like these makes me lough all day =))) 2 nuts fighting over a squirrel lmao

[jamalsoundninja2]

do u ever blink fluffee

[TToadTv]

@jamalsoundninja2 he blinked alot blind fucking dumb ass

[FrankandJoe3]

@jamalsoundninja2 @0:13 That's the only time I saw him blink... :)

[ihavearubbishusernam]

@jamalsoundninja2 0:29 he blinks

[WilliamSunmo]

@jamalsoundninja2 he blinks at 00:13

[sasori921]

@jamalsoundninja2 that just makes him immune to weeping angels.

[th3biGmuthaDOTCOM]

@jamalsoundninja2 why do you think there is cutscenes everryehaere, of course he blinks lol



[WiiRool]

@jamalsoundninja2 He blinks when you blink, so you don't see it 

[SpidermanEminem]

@jamalsoundninja2 0:14

[EstieElle]

@jamalsoundninja2 he blinked 4 times in the first 34 seconds.

[thatspatticakes2u]

@jamalsoundninja2 0:30

[nickm34456]

@jamalsoundninja2 of course not, hes a pothead

[lekovic199]

WTF?!

when a firecracker popped outside my house, fluffee said it was a firecracker?

lol

[DEDEDE711]

the green light in my head with the words stamped above it "OK TO KILL" would turn green

[CaptainNYG]

What if the 2 people in the back were watching FLuffeeTalks?

[lulu6191]

What if the 2 people in the back, were me and fluffed, and were just like, aaahhh!! Oh ma god, we gon dah!

[FireflyzInTheUS]

that poor building *sniff*

[cheyenne764]

What if i was in the back and everyone stoped and was like woah shes amazing.

[AroraTheFurryWolf]

What if the 2 people in the back were Bob marly and Snoop dogg with 3 pounds of weed....?

[alicia50044]

What if the two people in the back were blow up dolls and popped when he hit the building?

[AngelaToTheSky707]

Awwww! I love violent FLuffee!

[ilikenewbies457]

this is niko bellic reaction to being shot.

[David1531992]

If I got shot the first thing going through my head would be a bullet

[ToxicCynder]

XD god this made me laugh

[apple7879]

what if the two people in the back were fluffee and me!!

or what if the 2 people in the back also had guns and thought the guy who stole the cab was tryin to kill them and they also shot him !!!!

or what if the 2 people in the back were borat and his fat friend and they were like VERY NICE!!!!!!

[sziloka20091]

the car cod blon up

[actinoidify]

I remember when I got shot by an angry mexican crip... it was in a 7/11 when I was 9 years old... and it burned and it stung, and it felt like someone stabbed your arm with a very sharp blade and then grabbed your internal organs and pinched them with their sharpened fingernails and burned it with a smoldering iron bar... that is how I remembered it...

[LUVable1500]

can someone say therapist?!?!?

[crazychickenthatflys]

@LUVable1500 easy the rapist

[TheJimcat]

what if the people in the back were...charlie harper and a robot that turns water into coceanie

[MikSevilla]

my uncle only has half a brain functioning. He has a high position in Oakley.

dont discriminate half-brainers.

[TheBrooksSisters]

Thumbs up if ur reaction to a firecracker is the same as flufees

[lilmissyogi]

What did that Poor building do to him?! :( poor building

[yaoixyurixrules]

thats funny. and i never luagh.

[HackySacFail]

I want to marry fluffy but that would be illegal I'm sixteen he's like 22.

[daghettokidful]

@HackySacFail n he has a gurlfriend kristine, stupid kid lol

[oscer191]

if i was shot and i hijacked a taxi i would runover the shooter and then put my back tire on him , put it on park or hold break, and slame on the accelarator, all i would hear isnt eeerrrrrr, it would be ahhhhhhhhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrrrr

[elementom1]

mom!!! i got shot again!!!

[Boobanater1]

What if the two people were a black couple who wanted to get to the nearest KFC?

[martiniglass1807]

I love all those possible ppl he thought of he looks sooo cute -3

[imnota5]

hes a credit to all GTA players everywhere XD

[twilightfan42698]

what if the 2 people in the back were shot by that guy too

[intensebug]

"What if the two people in the back were having sex?"

lol, new favorite quote!

[musixluver891]

my gawd man this is rel like not grand theft auto xD i juss cnt stop watchin this vid nd OMG hes got a gun 2

[angelface14100]

fluffee u r soooo funny!!!! xD

[musixluver891]

u r so fuckin funneh xD

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

it couldn't possibly be my mom and my dad... they are divorced... xD

[mao123z]

if i would manage to get up i would run and tackle him...then break his neck or see what information he has.....XD

[futurearcitect]

if i got shot i'd just let myself die....... i'd hit a guy until he was run down into the earth.

[fattyvonfat95]

what if the two people in the back were the best friends of the shooter that got ran over.....that would suck shit through a crazy straw

[snp73]

232 ppl dont like revenge

[ilovemacandchees2]

what if there were two cows in the back fighting over a bannana.

[vanillasunlightbubbl]

@dragondude47 i know rite?

[cowfluf7]

the part when you were "crying" i felt sad... :(

[cowfluf7]

imagine.... if FLuffee was in the back!!!!...... i bet i'm not the first to say that.... :P

[MirragedCA]

He was proly like "omfg he's getting up he's invisible run!!!"

[MirragedCA]

If the guy with the gun shot him once, he shoulda been smart enough to see him get up and shoot him again. Dumbfucks with guns

[riekogod]

only 6?

[MrGhome1]

good vid

[slamdunksrock]

232 only have half a brain

[dragondude47]

The bit where you talk about what if the ppl in the back never noticed made me LOL really freaking hard XD

[JokerSkelington]

gta

[dustinmiller63]

what is the people in the back were his 5th grade teacher who are his parents and are now cops and wildly attractive preg chinese sumos having sex selling gun fighting over a nut and a nut fighting over them and then was happy when he hit the building because that was there job......because there terrorest!!!lol

[MrBryanff]

what if the two people in the back were the parents of the man who shot him haha

[captinchillin]

omg i thought of every thing he said b4 he said it

[JackOfBlades434]

If I got shot then I know what'd pass through MY head.

A bullet.

[ThePasswordGirl]

yeah bleed to death! lol

[comentsuscribeonly]

id hit him 1nce and then 2ice ad then 3 time and 4 time and 5 time and n and on till hes just a blood stain on the pavment

[Music98Freak]

What if the people in the back were your clones secretly created by the government...

[NerdySisters42681]

Haha  Aha aha aha Omg

[billibobbful]

What if the two people in the back were doctors trying to help the wounded driver.

[NitroBlastSnorter]

He was going for a splatter spree!

[CheeseWithMold]

"TERRORIST ATTACK!"

LMFAO!

[daboodeef179]

man gets shot then runs over the person who shot him...That's Bad Ass.

[Clawface1000]

YOU KNOW MY MOM TOLD ME ANOTHER THAT I MAY ONLY HAVE HALF A BRAIN ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexThatLilNoob]

If that happend to me that would be the most baddass ticket to being laid... Or a covo starter.

[s3xiim0r3na]

"it had prolly been just like...."

my fav sentence of him its the lil beginning to the funniest things fluflee makes up ! ♥♥♥

[3cave88y1]

2:02 is funny

[AvenSevGed]

You know mom told me the other day that i only have half a brain. LOL

[livurlife4Jesus]

someday i beat justin bieber with a stick

[babob4312]

2 squirrels 1 nut

[TooMuchDramaForyou]

My friend drove in2 a house it waz funny well he waz ok but wat waz funny waz that he had a weed in his trunk and the cops never noticed ..... o and i waz on the news w/ him =)

[mdpepsi123]

OHH  MYYYY GODDDDDD....... Terrorist attack!!! Everybody Out its a car bomb!!! No, no wait its just a regular car.

[DjblMan13]

Press 6 over and over

[PearlEXRBlazed]

"...what? It was a firecracker...?"

[amalhayaty72]

lol funny story

[SOMESTRANGEGUY123]

what if it was the crooks mom :o

[philiptrekie]

two squirrels fighting over a nut, two nuts fighting over a squirrel, a nut fighting over two squirrels

[jalopotan]

@philiptrekie 1 squirrel fighting over 2 nuts!:D

[ArcticZ0NE]

@philiptrekie 2 squirrels 1 nut

[1Puggle]

i swear you just like hearing yourself talk dam

[ericapadilla23]

0:47  transcribe audio lol

[NightCrimson]

What if the two people in the back were the shooter's parents? :D

[remi5711]

i love grand theft auto!!! :D

[davidservas]

231 people much serious cock. didnt know that.

[illy711]

Note to self, do not shoot Fluffee.

[ACBrox39]

what if the building the guy hit was the place the two people in the back were going.

[lovelysagebo13]

u got problems

[Ningalady]

Lmao

[timbob690]

wow nice lol

[oracle897]

What if the two people in the back were Chuck Norris?

[toshiro4721]

fluffe can own chuck norris... with a spork

[briggitbro]

my my you have alot of ideas for who was in the backseat.

[NicksNews1930]

youtube,com/nicksnews1930

[commanthe2]

YELLOW CAR!

[luv4me4ordie4me312]

HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA.BLOOD STAIN.LOL

[sexygirl93haterskole]

"But, you know... That's just me" xD

I<3U

[monald3]

Chuck norris rules the world

[FailAllGams]

press fast 6 lollolololololol press the video first

[FailAllGams]

press fast 6 lollolololololol

[CalkiemSerio]

umm, the sex part sounds sexy.

Nah, for real, maybe the guy was such a nolife that he wasn't used to that kinda stuff so he just did what he would do in a game - like GTA. and then he would be like, "man, life ain't so bad after all. Just like in games.. except, I have only one life here and no memory card to save before I lose it all. ugh, feck that, i'm going back home" :D

[TheAmbermills]

o wow hit person

[KrisSyaron666]

you said it wasnt grand theft auto yet you wanna kill someone till theyre a puddle of blood xD

[cccaymol]

If I got shot the first thing going threw my head would be a Revolver round.

[narmo333]

"what it was a firecraker?"

[DjStiv3]

thats exactly how wud react,, think about it,, oh shit i was shot,, i cant let him get away,, unless it was to the forehead i wud go after him till he actual killed me

[GodofQTips]

what if the 2 people in the back were the man's exes making out lololpoollolololololololololol­olololo