Assassin's Creed II HD playthrough pt3

[WhiskyHangover]

hahah holy shit dsp was way funnier back then

not that he isn't now, but he made more jokes

[789123Y]

Weerey deh Peezzey?

[charlibaltimore1972]

I hit the man over the bridge

[mrassassinscreedable]

1:09- 1:16 im i the only one who realized what phil said and then shaun said kinda in a dirty way fit together

[TheGoogoofreak]

The "U" is for Uplay



[duskinfiniti]

i didnt realize that the scar on ezio's mouth came from this lol

[bigfatcarp93]

I call Rebecca "Headphones". Long story.

[extremeboy700]

assassins creed 2 was the best game in my top 2 with mafia 2

[rui3098]

Whenever I go against a guy I'll say sorry asshole

[theharadrim105]

out of all of phils vids this videos commentary was so fucking funny lol i couldnt stop laughing

[Jimmyboy679]

1476, the year of the goat!

[alltheway186]

7:09 bonecrunching kick to the balls xO

[Joknbo]

Thumbs up for Lego Assassin's Creed

[DanDaMan619LK]

That U in action completed looks kinda like the U in the Wii U symbol

[RaiceaAndrei111]

@DanDaMan619LK no,the U in the Wii U symbol looks like the U in the action completed

[LemonDemonDude]

don't give leg anymore ideas, I don't really want to see Lego Assassin's Creed.

[YoungGam3r]

7:10 choke slam

[YoungGam3r]

they run like welchmen

[Chris62007]

this is the english guy from the game his name is danny wallace

[rsalinas992]

WTF was the snaps for

[TheSauronator]

@rsalinas992

When Vieri said "fucktard"

[TDATDIAlina]

I love the showtunes number part...

[fortstreet]

She looks like Katie Morgan. That lucy girl.

[QFalkon]

Awww he struk me with the pannini ahahahahahahha

[MegaZero76]

Didnt you start out with Eagle Vision in the first one???

[tutorialconr]

@MegaZero76 Yeah, we did. Altair had it from start, also Ezio.

[Commentor95]

lol i have a 50 inch plasma

[bakinslato]

i don't know what's sadder. that dsp makes so many wwe references, or that i get every single one.

[XScotty95X]

it's Vigo Mortenson! HAHA XD

[BurningHalo100]

i use to call eagal vision the sharingan...

[TheGoodsydebill]

@BurningHalo100 lol itachis or sasukes

[BurningHalo100]

phil has competion aginst uberhaoxenova....

[M3lv1n720]

No way people would want to do this type of shit in real life.

[jsgodwin97]

OOOII U HIT ME WITH THE FUCKING STALE PANINI HOW DARE U

[JoonStudios]

Woah he says the jet song in Brotherhood also.

[demonex360]

where did she put that cable? 2:50 ?

[Videoforthewin]

@demonex360 on his penis

[rhyno102]

darksdephil that big U means Uplay

[SuperFunnier]

phil got partenership on darksydephil channel

[EWstreetbackguy]

@SuperFunnier No he didn't

[extremeboy700]

epic at 7:12

[iiaMClanOfficial225]

Phil, You said a line from Family Guy.

[maggimaster]

the uaction is for exclusive stuff u can gt like a special tomb or play as altair or extra knives

[LIVEFREEDIEHARD999]

WHOS READY FOR ASSASSIN'S CREED BROTHERHOOD?!!

[elsa1018able]

no idiot it's DISNEYLAND!!IDIOT

[Mylesdude101]

"Skills?" Skeelz. ):)

[Mylesdude101]

"Skills" Skeelz. ):)

[Tonsmokeon]

darksydephil is funny 

[MahBoi3579]

Bahahaha "What a dick" this game's fucking awesome!

[djdragoneyes]

Hit Simon with a brick between the legs

[MystereAve]

Phil, i think that was a rock. It would be kinda funny if he bleeds from a panini and he wants to be an assassin.

[pnoybuddy]

in 7:11 you could acutally hear his nuts get cracked

[corianish1]

is it me or does it look like this game has bad graphics i mean the people

[drahydra]

@corianish1

That's probably because he is recording it using a camera on a TV, and those tend to have not-so-good sound and graphics because of the glare on the TV.

[corianish1]

@drahydra o,ok cause eveyone keep talking about this game haveing good graphics

[hitdoctor24]

@corianish1 great graphics and its only buggy for phil cuz he has bad luck!

[corianish1]

@hitdoctor24 haha yeah probably

[hitdoctor24]

@corianish1 its so funny cuz every game he plays, there is some sort of glitch/bug that doesnt happen to anybody but Phil! its hilarious

[corianish1]

@hitdoctor24 yeah cause i did notice that there is alot of glitches/game bugs on alot of phils playthroughs

[drahydra]

08:08, THATS how you teabag in this game as far as I see...

[robloxfreak1106]

23 people should suck Darksydephil's balls. [23 dislikes...?] :[

[KoffiDood]

2:48 LMAO

[dragonallday]

DAMN THAT CHOKESLAM WAS FUCKING BRUUUTAL.

[Omagu7485]

360 version is fucking glitchy. :(

[J4KD3E]

west side story reference FTW

[GirlMusicVideoMaker]

omg 5 life cubes X_X I have 25 *drolls* ^_^ 

[DrunkLad91]

sorry asshole? gee phil has such respect lol

[bluebelt224]

"Oh I'm sorry, Dyke, you're to busy, here I'll talk to the faker" #LOL

[killsmash540]

WTF out of NO WHERE you choke slammed the crap out of him

[TheNKON]

WHEN YOU'RE A JET YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY...

Holy shit, this is funny!

[diprosia]

its not like hes done it

[EpicToilets]

@1:18 HAHAHAHA

[roselovekill]

LOL 7:10 thats gotta hurt

[greekboi07]

ROFL ! I thought I was the only one that thought that chick was a dyke... Whats is her name? Rebbeca ?

[Codemonkey0001]

@greekboi07 I also thought she could break into showtunes at any minute.

[Scar8632]

LMAO! "OOOH! You struck me with a fucking panini!"

[mitchownzyou2]

"DID SHE PUT IT ON HIS BALLS?" hahaha

[Seldanas]

Viggo Mortensen! XD What the fuck lol

[xpxzampop]

there. I punch you lol

[jayjayguillermo]

"token lesbo" HAHAHAHA WTF

[mitchownzyou2]

@jayjayguillermo liza mnelly hahaha

[Andiatus]

you really don't got an italian accent

[MegaM45]

with all the LEGO branded crap thats been coming lately, I wouldn't be suprised if LEGO Assassin's Creed turned up

[stormshadow227]

anyone else notice before ezio did chokeslam from hell on that guy he kick him in his balls and blood came out of the guys mouth

[dragonallday]

7:09 Holy fuck,that was brutal as hell

[NovaFireOmega]

ROFLMAO Your commentary is funny as hell dude xD

[12321Christopher]

when you loot the people from a certain direction it looks like a true T-bag.

[l4d2ownz88]

OHH snaps.

[hasnoku]

Lol, West Side Story reference XD

[GamerDude1911]

crotch kick lol!

[hichixichifoeva]

PFFF KANE CHOKESLAM XD FUCK BIGSHOW HE AINT GOT SHIT

lucy's mouth is like the size of a fucking elephant........ desmond could probably hide in there xD

oh god west side story lol xD and the british guy is a fucking dickwad

[ToxikAgressor]

why do they keep giving you gamer points. your barley doing any thing.

[ToxikAgressor]

Why is her mouth so fucking big

[Saphire2010able]

o my god kane chokeslam chokeslam chokeslam lolz

[Sergioo4444]

Lucy's mouth is like a fucking watermelon

[Kuchar13]

CHOKESLAM FROM HELL!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHIT!! That was some Kane stuff. LAMO

[j0hke]

@Kuchar13 7:09 Favorite part right there. lol 

[bluebelt224]

"Am I the only one who feels like she's gonna jump into a show tunes number any second" HAHAHAHAHA

[Arnest123]

it was uplay you can buy altairs real armor :D and some themes

[BloodOfAmon]

XD OH MY GOD! I thought I was the only one that thought of West Side Story during that scene xD

[damanwithdaplan92543]

OMFG I LAUGHED TO TEARS WHENE HE SUNG

[brandtaylor93]

game packed with easy achievements slash easy trophies, just beat it got me 70% of them

[popp119]

that british guy reminds me of simon cowell

[spartan1111111111117]

@popp119 He's actually from England.

[cheeseboy9103]

YOU SHOULD BE A CAMEDIAN

[xAvispar]

@cheeseboy9103 WHATS A CAMEDIAN!??

[MrZacattack4]

@xAvispar he means comedian

[xAvispar]

@MrZacattack4 Yeah i know that. >_>

[Jiinxed4you]

@xAvispar Why the fuck do I always see your comments. - _ -

[OnlyRemaining]

@cheeseboy9103 Pretty comedic you can't spell comedian.

[TheUndeadSgtTv]

@cheeseboy9103 he is

hes a youtube comedian and the audience a laughs

[thegunnerman345]

04:59 and 05:04 is jokes im crackin up

[koji9495]

HAHAHAHA "im sorry dike, your too busy"

[Appletreeintheclouds]

8:33 , it said looting over dead body, what kind of dead still moves when its dead?!

[popp119]

u beat him up, hez not dead.

lol it was funny when he was like "what a dick"

[jonrd21]

@Lacieclarinalc

This is being played on Xbox360 not PS3.. FAIL

[Twighlighw0nder]

1:45 hahaah omg that was funny XD

[DarkSeipher]

I'd buy Lego AC. Anyone else?

[MaxFatwrecked]

WOOT KANE!!!

[speedfreak121]

"It is the SISSY GIRLS!" LOL

[CookieAdic15]

lol and the 50 inch plasma XD

[gifiri13]

"Ohhh, you stroke me with the fucking panini!" LOL that made my day! xD

[PianoBassGuitar]

IN BED

[twinkbloodelfrogue]

lol wth chokeslam form hell like kane lol i lol every1 heard me

[Smenu10]

CHOCKSLAM FROM HELLL !!!!!!!!!!!!

[monkofshades]

Lego Assasin's Creed? so totally awesome!

NINJA ART: SPINNING DISCUS TECHNIQUE!

[Matthew0las0]

dude this reminds me so much of the matrix

[igormicro]

that is not italy is new jersey

[igormicro]

this is the matrix?? right!!!

[wwerulez98]

If the game producers make lego assassin's creed 2 i will go crazy

[gorrockman]

lego wtf? no way they better not!

[wv4life29]

YOUR HILARIOUS!

[wwerulez98]

how did u do that chokeslam

[Codemonkey0001]

@youkhanna1 360 FTW! as well, both are great!

[devastaterex]

gamer points Christmas!

lego assassin's creed.... you can almost see them trying that XD

[blueyeswhitedragon2]

..that or lego fallout

[devastaterex]

they could go either way lol

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

@devastaterex dude.... mabye....

[devastaterex]

gamer point Christmas!

[kiminokami]

I want to fuck that preppy guy up, too.

[Santaslave666]

"Oh I'm sorry, dyke, you're too busy.."

[BoomlalaMetrotab]

It seemed like there was going to be a Renaissance Fair-styled rap/dance battle between the two sides.

'No, it's just-a a fleshwound-a!'

[lloydlloyd3]

i would love a lego assassins creed lol

[slipcot]

hahah phils italian voice is hilaaariouss

[artistblocksucks]

Desmond and Ezio's animation are much better than the other characters, like seriously, his mouth and voice actually match up, while Lucy's got one big ass mouth and it glitches up all the time, LOLZ, retarded Japanese dubbing, LOLZ

[multihero96]

why his lip bleed on the left side if the rock hit his right side of his lip.

[wwerulez98]

Because games r awesome like that lol

[srrybutjk]

hahahahah choke slam from hell!

[alexmercer11]

haha i beat this one the day it came out

[Raccoun]

what a dick hahahahahaha

[YABOIchiz424]

5:17-5:22 LOL!!!!

[TheProdigyGeneration]

LMAO ikr he should have his own musical show :D

[17monkeyboy]

05:08 lol

[blazingjason09]

knock him the fuck out

[TheParadoxPrototype]

1:51 Every game needs a tolkin lesobo. lol

[earthpoop]

you get 100G for finishing the game. If you havn't finished it yet.

[Rosinat0r]

Choke slam from HELL!

[kill7ree]

Standing over a dead body? But their moving?

[DeadManWalking49]

assasins creed 3: modern assasin? =D

if not they need to make it during 1800s, and u get a revolver XP

[luke042able]

if you know I hear than ac3 gonna be wwII with a woman for main character

[ImLegalHeCanHarrasM3]

pause right when 00:32 it sounds like a fart

[luigi836]

they sound like Italians from Brooklyn

[TheParadoxPrototype]

Like gwedoos?

[saskue95959]

nice phil im watching that movie in school tomorrow

[steves175]

he does hav a ps3 lol

[baxter1221]

wow this guy is so funny, i wish he had a ps3 lol

[wwerulez98]

baxter1221 have u seen a playthrough of phil i no he does alot of xbox 360 playthroughs but come on

[raulprima]

''fight vieri pe de pa pe de papizzi's men

[grandelipe]

02:00

is that the same voice from moira brown from fallout 3

[raulprima]

not the same, but its pretty like it

[moysesnyc]

Funny how you say Rebeca's so gay she'll break into a show-tunes number when at 5:17 YOU break into one yourself... from fucking west side story! gtfo...