Ellen's Monologue-25 Things Vanishing from America(01/28/09)

[97futuregirl]

Yeah, my friend doesn't have a house phone

[LauraLittlePony]

Often, I forget that Ellen is closer to my parents' age than mine.

This was not one of those times.

Still love her!!

[kristyfersherr]

*ellen talks for 2 minutes"

-2 chinese symbols-

[gablison]

the emergency number in hong kong is 999... even worst!

[shemo1981]

Ellen you made my day :-)

[zumba663]

i didnt know she was that old...

[xXxsilentheartbeatsx]

I find it depressing that film cameras might not be produced anymore in the world. That means an end to dark rooms. And that was one of the funnest parts! Haha

[EarthsFrozen]

im learning to giggle. lol

[Izlandzadi14]

I love how she always makes a reference to dance XD

[Lukeman83]

What's the milkman-thing about? I didn't get that reference? :(

[vault2]

@Lukeman83

Ellen said the milkman had blues eyes and blond hair which implies that he looks like Ellen and how her mother was so excited to see the deliver milk which implies that her mother did get more than just milk from him.

[charliepry]

@Lukeman83 how did you not get that, the oldest two jokes about affairs are late nights at the office and milkman

[jockingman]

She looks so young for her age :l

[SuperLebaneseBoy1]

its so funny when she said:

' And I .. the whole shabaing'

'What ever Paris' that was soo funny

[BybiGurl1]

she is so cute!