Jesus Comes To A Breakfast Near You

[vjohn16]

I agree with TYT on the ridiculousness of seeing Jesus on a piece of toast. It could be an image of any man. I don't have a problem with that. But why do they think Jesus was fat? There's no evidence for that. First, Jesus wandered the desert for 40 days without eating. Second, Jesus multiplies fish and bread to feed 5,000 people. Third, the last supper was bread and wine.

[purrot]

@vjohn16 bread makes you fat

[SoldierOfChrist110]

Notice how the liberals love to attack Jesus and the Bible while they ignore things like Muhammad and the Qur'an.

[s4m10sug1]

While Jesus is entertaining the mentally ill with toast graphics, 10 million children die every year from disease.

This is total lunacy.

[Dahgrostabphri]

I guess when your message is feed the hungry you always seem to be eating

[Hu4iX1n]

i don't see shit

[killerbiller35]

"just eat your damn toast, its not Jesus" ana, you're perfect :D

[gamehacker828]

looks like squidward

[PotatoHammock1234]

If Jesus was chubby, ow could he walk on water???

[TheShadowyPahria]

It's Cthulhu-Hitler!!!

[Sarothi]

baaahahahaha, wow

[chipmunkspy5]

that doesnt look like jesus!

[MetalIsEvolution]

i though it was about Jesus going to ihop....lol

[cwongchung]

I think I just solved the mysteries of life in that toast..

[alifeofreason]

0:34 "Oh, Jesus!" ...

[vnbuth]

it looks like stalin xD

[MASKROSE8]

LMAO renew their faith. If you think this will not renew someone's faith thumbs up.

[CrackeTheSkull]

Jesus was black?

[DarkAnderebu]

@CrackeTheSkull He was probably middle eastern. I mean afterall he lived in what is modern day Israel. :\

[SIXITHS]

That looks like more like Grigori Rasputin...

[DarkAnderebu]

@SIXITHS Oh my God! Rasputin is coming back! I knew he didn't die!

[virgoptrex]

@SIXITHS I believe Rasputin's penis is preserved and revered.....crazy world crazy shit!

[YOSHY343]

jesus is jonah hill

[redstrawberrymuncher]

it reminded me way more of genghis khan than of jesus.

[turo9992000]

Jesus = Santa Claus

[Turkish1in1Germany]

@turo9992000 heeeei santa is baba !!! xD

[bonkuraysan]

jesus spoke to me through my cerial, he said to me , ooooooooooooooooooooooo

[HitomiKarasu]

LOL "chubby Jesus" XD That gave me a creepy yet somewhat adorable mental image...

[bonkuraysan]

btw that toast must be sacralishus

[lordfenswick]

and yet jesus couldnt save my uncle from cancer. and how could he really? he was on a piece of toast

[lilrowyravenclaw]

There was a chubby Jesus portrayed by Jack Black in "Prop 8: The Musical".

[EvilFascistChina]

Actually image looks like "Gimli" in Lord of the Rings

[Xigano1]

The father, the son and the holy toast ... :)

[sid9221]

Jesus is a chubby old jew....xDxDxDxD

[pokemonchampion493]

@sid9221 you FUKER

[CelinaIam]

lawl now i want toast

[SporeConvergence]

I see a dinosaur chomping down on Jesus. the eye at the top left.. the jagged white teeth... think about it. T-Rex > Jesus

[rysw19]

oh my god! you're right. something needs to be done about this demonic piece of toast!

[Tom6093]

Exorcism !!!! I will do an exorcism on this piece of toast

[Purple1Lady2Luv3]

for-real, no one knows what Jesus looks like!

[IblisTheDefiant]

you know what? I am going to start a resteraunt that specializes in jesus french toast. Then every day could be a miracle!!

[richwfd]

I can only imagine what that room full of stupid would look like.........shitty tippers, I'm sure. I used to wait on the post-church crowd.......demanding, crabby and cheap.

[IblisTheDefiant]

lol god fearers are shitty tippers arent they?

[lygophile]

oh yeah, that's jesus alright. definitley not any of the other billions of people with long hair, a beard, and apparently a big nose, no. it can only be jesus.

i mean of course! if i were jesus, i would come to people by appearing in my popular western image on a piece of toast. you know, just to be creative like that.

yeah...

"oh jesus", how fitting.

[staplerjm]

oh my god! I dont know why I was ever skeptical about god! this changes everything!

[DeadFishFactory]

I'm surprised that random burn marks on a piece of toast constitutes as news.

[rysw19]

the toast isn't the real news, though; it's the people who believe in the toast. lol

[musiclovinggurl123]

jesus on toast. Oh goodie, he's coming back!

Would you shut up already? Jesus...lol

[abomb1867]

what the hell I can't see it

[dudemister111]

if juesus existed, and thats a realllllly big if, then he looked middle-eastern, because he was from the middle east. that makes all the sense in the world, and thus i conclude juesus was brown.

[GoodAngel445]

He looks kinda like mario. LOL

[LogicConsumedGod]

what if jesus looked like peter grifn, lol they would really strugle to put him on the cross :P

[portonomer]

this guy's jokes arent even close to funny. the only one who laughs at them are himself and that stupid lady next to him..and sometimes even she doenst laugh

[erlock21]

my jesus french fry says that not him and my mother theresa bagle agrees

[MassLiberal1]

What the fuck?! Why the hell would people say they see Jesus when we don't even know what he looked like (assuming he existed). Ana is totally right.

[portonomer]

well, Jesus is an all-knowing being. therefore, if he were to make himself known, one might be able to make the argument that he would use the form that most people associate with him--beard, long hair, etc.

[MassLiberal1]

Jesus is all-knowing and yet he makes himself known on a piece of toast?! Sorry, but that's ridicoulus (no offense). Peace.

[rysw19]

sure, it's possible but why not in person or just not on a piece of toast in general. lol

[holdenbane]

@rysw19 lol really, you think it's a possibility that a magic man in the sky projected a half-ass portrait of himself onto this douche's toast?

[rysw19]

@holdenbane obviously not. i was granting jesus' omnipotence for the sake of sarcasm.

[holdenbane]

@rysw19 i am very relieved to hear that. i tip my hat to you, sir.

[JHKH4]

PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID

[midnightroamer]

We all know God works in mysterious ways, the ratings of FOX to increase.

[Ramshobraja]

Jesus had some hallucinations. And looks like so do his followers.

[geekdivaherself]

YES!!! A mention of one of my favorite books of all time, "Ken's Guide to the Bible" by Ken Smith, B.A.!

He takes a highlighter to different versions of the Bible and simply reports what he finds, such as one passage that says God did something followed by another passage that the Devil was the one who did it. Smite somebody. Dunno, haven't read it since the late 90's when I was lending it out everywhere and lost it somewhere.

I have now moved from a YouTube snippets TYT fan to a true one.

[gagaplex]

"I almost ate you!"

Well, they say you are supposed to eat the body of Christ and drink his blood, so I guess that makes sense. In a weird way.

[feedback099]

Jesus is not chubby know why because every thing he dose he has to walk like for 10 miles

[vampiresXwillXnever]

LAWL~!

[jared33647]

looks like a guy with a moustache

[BiggestOfDaddies]

I don't see it. I can see that it sort of looks like A face, but Jesus?  And more than that, it looks like the face is on fire. I like her point too that nobody knows what Jesus looks like anyway.

[kchauncey]

Looks more like Frank Zappa to me.  Since Frank Zappa is one of my personal saviors, this is miraculous to me, but I don't know if it's useful to the rest of you. Sorry.

[MScorpio503]

oh jesus this is bullshit

jesus on a toast LOL

[VesusSheist]

I laid a turd the other day that looked exactly like the holy ghost.

[HotLeper]

lol silly christians

[KidVlogger317]

Stupid, Jesus and God are not real, people that see this stuff are just LOOKING for it. To me it looks like a fat guy smiling. But, you could twist it around and call it "Jesus".

[eyesack9]

just eat your damn toast! hahahah

[BaylorTheModernHero]

Lawl just eat your damn toast

I don't see anything

[woahzombies]

why does this crap get news coverage? what's next, filming shapes in clouds?

i would have just finished my breakfast.

[Vash6767]

ROFL TOAST

[sammyjs1983]

THE FAT FAG LOOKS LIKE A GAY ALIEN

[superjeff14]

looks like hitler with two jews hanging in the back.

[JCYK90]

Fucking money grubbing Christians.

I should start a big church, collecting donations and selling all sorts of shit.

[poohxbear5]

"just eat your damn toast"

[david3188col]

lol omg plz. im catholic but this kind of ridiculous assumption that jesus or god can appear on a piece of toast or grilled cheese is fucking mental. dumbass people.

[Conoclast]

You're right.. he doesn't appear anywhere.. he doesn't exist :D

[david3188col]

if thats what u believe thats fine. lol

[ZanQdo]

shut up, theres nothing non ridiculous about religion

[david3188col]

lol ok. "shut up"? if u think that religion is ridiculous thats ur opinion i could care less. i cant have my opinion all of a sudden because its different then urs? plz lol ur an idiot.

[yannakoun]

i confirm he's an idiot

[BigG507]

i think religion was made so people could believe in someone to have faith not to take it into extreme, just to believe that there is a greater being or som

[richwfd]

I don't agree with your religion, or any religion, for that matter, but I agree with your point. If there is a god, I would think that he would have enough compassion to understand why thinking adults find it hard to believe. Peace.........

[grannyvonng]

Jesus couldn't possibly be chubby. He led a very active life. He walked endless miles over hills and rough roads. He was also a carpenter. I can't envisage him as a cream puff. He would, perhaps have been lean and hardy. Think about His lifestyle. He slept and dwelt outdoors most of the times.

[327caprice]

At 35: a woman says oh Jesus LMAO

[gussy1d5]

hahahahahaha chubby jesus

[Iffy350]

Its emo Jesus!

[Iffy350]

Only in Florida; Florida is full of religious nutcases. Some Florida woman ran around an orange county intersection with no cloths on saying Jesus told her to do that!

[ThousandSunAnger]

HAHAHA! Fat Jesus wants a BAGEL!

[D119heavy]

lol "arch" angel of death

[seether18]

LMFAO!!!

[YasirTV]

oh jesus

[sombra49]

"just eat your damn toast" lol

[RagingCaveman]

i see an Omish butter beater woman with abonnet and a hag face with a cigar in her face hole. :)

[minomeshank]

Jesus as a chubby jew huh?

Ron Jeremy?

[eddipower]

hæ

[ChristianDavis629]

Chubby Jesus...bhHAHHASBASFDHLK TGHKWETHGQEHK!!!

[CoPiloT21]

As a Muslim you should refrain from making a joke about another God messenger whether you rebuke or not

I know you don't make the same joke about Mohammad, especially in Muslim states, because you know, they CHOPP your head off

[SPFstyle]

ya as a muslim also I would say dont make fun of god's messenger but it does sound kinda funny considering its on toast

[Pedroskini]

Can you tell me exactly why religion should be untouchable ? We criticize and make fun of EVERYTHING, so why should religion be excluded ? Do you know Mormons wear "magic underwear" ? And that Jehova Wtinesses do not accept blood transfusions even in the face of death of children? How about Catholics praying to statues ? I mean, tell me why religion is off limits ?

[SPFstyle]

dont worry u can make fun of religion Im not muslim, I havent been for 7 years its just the name

[CoPiloT21]

I didn't say RELIGION and he wouldn't joke about religion either because it's 'politically incorrect'

I dare him to say "These Christians, These Catholics...."

[richwfd]

Jesus even says in the buy bull that "christians" should expect to be mocked for their "faith" and even rejoice in it. It's a mockery by its very nature, and I wish the fuck religious people would take some responsibility for that and quit whining like little babies who are having their security blanket taken away.

[Spartan54232]

lol Im muslim its just a joke chill lol ^.^

[benzagel]

lol stop fucking talking about the bible. the bible has no fucking clue who jesus its... its all bullshit stories. If you believe the bible you really need to do some research .... and find real evidence of shit rather than a belief.

[Nessule]

"If he was chubby; they had trouble getting him on the cross and stuff..." LMAO! Cenk is HILARIOUS!! Hahaha, too funny. =P

[xXqawxXx]

Jesus is not real.

[janegodlove]

A poem from I Jeff Fisher to be shared on you tube with all who believe in One God forever. Google Jeff Fisher Peace on Earth and spread this entire posting pl;ease blessed be trinity. God grant me grace my prayers to say O God! preserve in strength and health for hope and love for each other Our friends, our father, and our mother: And still, O Lord, to me impart An innocent and grateful heart, That after my great sleep I may Awake to thy eternal day! Amen GoreFisherBranson(@)gmail(.)co­m

[VirgilB01]

The young lady on the right claims"No one knows what Jesus looks like". That is a misstatement. In the Bible there is a paragraph that claims that Jesus skin is the "color of bronze" and "Hair like wool" This is led to believe that Jesus and others of that area are people of color. The Jesus that we today and for so many years is predicted with very light skin( or white) and straight hair. This is not the true depiction of the real Jesus.

[wade36]

All religions with the idea of a trinity (God/Jesus/Holy Spirit) originate from the babalonian Nimrod/ Nino Tammerus/ Queen Semerimis, who is columbia. Really everyone who praises the "virgin mary" worships the whore of babylon.

[Natnander]

Actually, some people believe the the whore of Babylon in Revelations may have been a reference to the Church itself. This is due primarily to the fact that Revelations was, most likely, written simply as a criticism of the Roman Empire, and the Church, which had become affiliated with the Empire, had effectively whored itself out to the world.

[bojann79]

Lol :))

[VirusMagic]

Oh my Science...

SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Why the frack are you still alive???

DIE!!!

He found jesus in a fracking Tost????

[armilecj]

looks like good old jesus has a couple of horns on him to me. IT IS A SSIGN FROM GOD! REPENT ALL YE SINNERS

[5partykid5]

how the hell does dat look like jesus ?????

& she has a point EAT THE DAM TOAST lol jesus is always eatin fattie lol ( soz 2 any juses fans out there ) lol y would jesus ( the son of god ) com & show himself on a slice of toast that coasts maybe about 50p !?!?!?!?

i mean how does away1 no wat jesus looks like i mean he could of been a woman 4 all we no !!!!

[sportiboye]

OMG! You......like........Imean....­....Totally renewed my faith in Christ!!!!! (fucking retard)

[GretchenDawntreader]

Ana rules. Voice of reason. "No one knows what Jesus looked like!"

[sm0key42o8]

As always Ana, ON POINT!!!

[Morahman7vnNo2]

If I found him on my toast, and I mean REALLY found him on my toast, I would first take a picture to prove it, then eat it! Because then I would have Jesus in me! And could say "I have Jesus inside me, Who Do You Have!?

But then that would be stupid because I'm Muslim.

[Arondeus]

LOL!

[Sazier88]

lol... thats preety good

[RastaBot]

Just Eat Your Damn Toast!!!

[patrickdotts88]

Too bad Jesus Christ never existed....dumb asses

[Spartan54232]

yeah he did, but I think he was over-exadurated to no end probobly just a healer who went around helping ppl and spreading his ideals

[boldrihs]

I agree with Ana. Nobody knows what Jesus looks like! That is what some people really don't understand.

[VirgilB01]

Well..As I wrote earlier, if you check the Bible, there is a passage where it discribes Jesus as having features of "Skin like bronze" and "Hair like wool" People in his day would of probably looked like this from that region. Of course we all know the depiction of Jesus that looks like a "European" that has been shown everywhere all over the world.

[boldrihs]

but you don't know the exact look of Jesus. You cannot tell if that face on the sandwich is similar to the face of Jesus

[VirgilB01]

If you check the Bible(King James version)There is a passage I believe in the Book of Isiah,That decribes Jesus as having "Hair like wool" and "Skin like bronze" People of his time probably look like this, but we cannot be certain. We only have this to go on because there was no other depiction of Jesus (paintings,carvings,ect)People of middle eastern decent probably looked like this and not like the famous version(European likeness).

[boldrihs]

But that scpiture doesn't give you the exact image of Jesus. It only tells about skin and hair but not the whole face or body. You cannot recognize if that face on sandwich is Jesus's face because no one living person on this earth has seen Him. Well His contemporaries saw Him, but we are not able to ask them about it cause all of them know are dead.

[VirgilB01]

The scripture doesn't give you the exact image, that is true. But some years ago,scientist explored that region and did a study of all the people of the area and their images during Christ's time and found that people of that area most likely had short curly dark hair and olive like skin. This would support the Bible passage fact of Jesus description. The modern Image is probably from King James I from the middle ages( the creater of the KJV Bible)or someone from his time.

[staarkermass]

funny as hell

[themoderndejavu]

"I denounce and reject myself." lmao

[faething]

"Chubby Jesus!" LMAO!

[AutomneFalls]

that looks like gangus con

[quoe1]

Ghengis Khan

[tableturns77]

Some religious people are some dumb ass motherfuckers.

[Promatheos]

Jesus on toast is news worthy.

[Kazzzo]

Jesus with a chubby?

[BYRON2SEXY]

LOL chubby jesus haha that would be EPIC

[Sepharite]

My whore was taking a nibble when she realized, my penis looks exactly like Jesus' penis!

[TheBlackAndWhiteMan]

Actually, she was thinking about mine...

[Sepharite]

I wouldn't doubt that. A lot of whores mistake my penis for a lot of people's.

[TheBlackAndWhiteMan]

Rofl

[Morvarid06]

ummm why would a piece of toast bring my hopes back about Jesus?? In the midst of all this horror couldn't Jesus show up in some other heart warming places besides TOAST?

[JoyThruout]

The Jesus Nebula might get more approval from Cenk, until he sees the world in a crumb of toast

[kruat43]

Looks like a mask. it has not been proven that there even was an actual person named Jesus or is the great god! As for what he looks like Ana id correct no one knows what he looks like because he never existed!

I think Ana is a Hottie and want to have sweaty hot sex with her! LOL

[kruat43]

"Ana id is correct" should read "Ana is correct". Sorry.

[carl137]

Kruat43 You nailing sweet Ana would be a travesty!

What sweet Ana needs is for someone to go muff diving on her for about an hour. I bet she has a shaved cunnie with just a small amount of hair on the very tip! Please sit on my face sweet Ana and I will give you a moustache ride of your life! LOL

[melowar78]

looks like a fuckin skull!!! AAARRGGGGHHHHHH

[catherineweiwei]

ahh, chubby Jesus

[SewoDawg]

there was no need for u to go on and on about it ... I c ppl like u askin for a second chance towards de end ..

[WARDOG1138]

I really need to start watching the whole video before I post comments

[WARDOG1138]

looks more like death, rather than jesus.

[mites7]

Well as far as what Jesus looked like, I've seen Yemeni Jews who are supposed to be the closest living descendents of Israelites, and they dont exactly look like they're from arkansas

[VeggieTrunks]

Exactly. JESUS IS NOT WHITE! And he sure as hell don't have straight hair and blue eyes like all these portraits of him would lead you to believe. "hair like lamb's wool" doesn't exactly spell out flowing caucasion locks of hair, does it?

[wtfisditvoorbullshit]

Seriously, these people are f*cking nuts, can't believe adult people can come up with such nonsense

[catherineweiwei]

you can if they are deeply religious.

[wtfisditvoorbullshit]

Omg Jesus has come!! Hallalujaaaaaa

[Curtie555]

Epic. +1.

[LostFREEDOM]

Myth, insanity, delusion, murder, torture, incest, child rape, inequality, bigotry, racism, confusion, misdirection, blood sacrifice, ritual murder, ignorance, crimes against women, crimes against children, classification of blacks as animals, bestiality, injustice, separation, divide ,hunger, just to mention a few of the collected ideas the church has graciously donated to society for the common good. Delusional religions degrades humanity

[trademark323]

Nearly all those things you mentioned is bull. If you don't like religion, then fine. But to blame religion for all of humanity's problems? That's like blaming video games, movies and TV shows for kid violence.

And the church is the one perverting Christianity. It was never a bad thing to begin with, but as everyone should know by now, people suck.

[catherineweiwei]

Religion did serve very important purposes in forming human societies at one point in history. Almost all kingdoms were built with the masses controlled by religious teachings.

The operative words here being "at one point".

Nowadays, those (without the ability of rational thinking) who still cannot manage to break away from the spells of religious power and dogmatism will simply be weeded out by evolution.

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Disclaimer: Systematic Religious Beliefs =/= spirituality

[Thrashaero]

yeah. religion is always acting in accordance of being afraid of hell. spirituality is acting in accordance that you've already been through it.