You are Already Dead

[onokaoonokao]

I watched until 0:02 and then realized that the guy is already dead so I clicked some other video

[Shdow1]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You are already dead

BEST. POEM. EVER.

[xservintage]

Press 6 to listen to the thoughts inside Kenshiro's head.

[Kenshiro3rd]

I believe the words the dude was looking for were "Watashi wa mo shindeiru" because he was already dead.

[MrRevoltRed]

Kenshiro: You're doing it wrong...

[XxinutaishoxX]

1:34 OUH NO :$

[ZetaFlare2011]

Oopsies! Little did the masked man know the countdown was to his own demise!

[jjenjr]

That oh no at the end man.

[Piersmaru]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Omae wa mou

Shindeiru

[ImHotCozImFlat]

"OH NO" with a gay voice! LMAO!

[TrOllinM4sTEr]

HnK....when anime was still masculine.

[GarlandFraser]

Did not see THAT comming, lol.

[ofashodo]

That was probably the sickest thing I've ever seen. I say that all the time but this time I mean it god dernit!

[KingOfKatamari]

Zero. OH NO

[3d101]

damm.. for a good guy this guy takes no shit

[grandvage]

roses are red

violets are blue

Omae wa mō shindeiru

[JimtheCitizen]

Progress so that delicious brown sugar in 2000.

Part of the mac version of Ohmae Motonori enough to use.

[BenjamminClark]

It cannot be masted by scum like you

*MY ANIME SENSE IS TINGLING*

[shoryuken77]

@HoBowithasemishotgun

Grappler Baki.

[TheTrueLight7]

COBRA COMMANDER!!!! D:

[ratboi799]

1:33 OMaGAHHH! *explosion*

[Virgofenix]

THat's what you get for not using the correct past tense for teach.

[stealthmana1980]

Lmao

[BLackSIlver65]

lmao, that's hilarious.

[Akwardinfinity2]

Pulse app brought me here

[ZetaVS]

Which episode is this?

[ardaorhan]

this shit is fucking laughably bad

[dark7element]

@ardaorhan HOKUTO ZANKAI KEN!

My thumbs are now embedded in, "Toui", one of your body's 708 hidden power points. 7 seconds after I remove them, you'll die. You can use those 7 seconds to think about your sins.

[eandjproductions2]

@ardaorhan Bad? Badass...

[Slapmaster5000]

@ardaorhan Lol nice try bye.

[NufTon]

Oh no !

[TheAle89515]

R.I.P. Shredder.

[shaddowkarate]

ENTER YOUR NAME HEEERRREEEE!!!

[mysticphoenix1987]

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Zero-Oh No! LMAO XD epic kill

[zoren580]

BOSS

[CheesyGranola]

I picked the wrong time to spontaneously combust!

[jeanclo03]

gouku 4ever best...!!

[Tehpwnage893]

well in his defence jagi has teached him



[dark7element]

14 Hokuto Shinken imitators disliked this video

[Enrico86466]

D: ...XD...

[scotttlp]

14 people don't know they were already dead...

[HokutoManliness]

this aint his best kill but its certainly the most hillarious ;D

[anhpho]

お前わもし寝入る。。。

たたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたた！

[Motozen1]

Wet willy FAIL !

[DaisyExodus]

1:34 He sounds like he's saying "Zero-OHMIGAWWD".

[MyWaffles1]

Where does Kenshiro get all of his shirts?

[QuikVidGuy]

Wait... What?

[007whitespy]

0:58 ATOE ATOE ATAH

[Englishguyproduction]

@007whitespy Bless you.

[Sonic3nKnuckles]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Omai wa mo

SHINDEIRU!!!!

[HenotoX]

San, Ni, Ichi, OH NO! -Boom-

[bigc5544]

i look at all this racism. i really like how they only say stuff like this on a computer instead of sayin this stuff in front of real people

[FraisC]

@bigc5544 that's how cowards are. what more can you expect out of them smh

[21stcenturygaming1]

roses are red

violets are blue

Omae wa mo Shindieru

[Searchmeister]

Let this happen to Obama!

[omgcandy16Kimicari0]

@Searchmeister

You're so cool and edgy. I wish I had the courage to say cool things like that too.

[dark7element]

@Searchmeister You're already dead.

[runsaber1]

the dude in the face mask was 0bama...

and he died because he had too much gay sex with Osama Bin Laden

and Arab children. *l*

[mcatrane]

1:00

[21stcenturygaming1]

roses are red

violets are blue

OMAI RAI WU

SHINDIERU

[TheOnlygCrusher]

At least he had time to realize he was screwed before exploding.

[BurnRoddy]

The techinque was so hard to master that his brain exploded.

[dark7element]

@BurnRoddy actually, he was Already Dead at 0:37. Ken was just waiting for him to explode.

[ShaingSun]

W....T....F....

[ExtraZorgy]

jew cue hot mana rock go lion Sam me itch (how to count from 10 to zero in japanese)

[Karlstendahlberg]

Lol :)

[Losuurx]

Where can I watch this. I need to watch this all.

[Searchmeister]

Best kill ever!!!

[Searchmeister]

Episode Number What is my game!

[Searchmeister]

The greatest moment ever!

[Searchmeister]

The Greatest Kill!!!

[Searchmeister]

Only One Man!!!

[Searchmeister]

Holy fuck!!!

[Searchmeister]

The best fist of the north star ever.

[FreuleinMarea]

Oh no!

[Eliteyatsu]

@nowforfeit using magnets... skillfully.

[FoxDemonMaster]

look momma hes gonna explode.

[SilentGun0211]

did not see that coming, thought he was going to stay still and ken would beat the crap out of him

[Searchmeister]

How could you not see that coming?

[HanDaimond]

The almighty power of "Enter your text here"!!!

[TheGodzilla1955]

AAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATATA

[ThemaskedSaturnDX518]

1:28 Son de BITCH! OH NO!

[SandopolisZone]

13 people.....OH NO!

[Pintassilgo12]

San

Ni

Ichi

onoes

*splat*

[Creem16]

HAS TEACHED ME? @0:20 where the hell are the grammar nazis?

[dark7element]

@Creem16 He's dumb enough to try and fight Kenshiro, AFTER watching Kenshiro make about 20 other thugs explode no less. I doubt grammar is his strong point.

[Creem16]

@dark7element lol, great point :P

[Threetails]

Interesting (ironic?) that he uses the alternative "Yon" instead of "Shi" for the number 4, as if it would change anything if he said "shi" after already referring to death in the conversation.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@Threetails No one gives a fuck, only the explosing heads matter.

[ParagonTactics]

@MattBasturd None, because trains have enough damn sense to stay out of Chuck Norris' way.

[SnowBlindedbylight]

That guy: I am already dead.

[batus111]

OBU NOOO! 

[Eliteyatsu]

Kenshiro is so cool, that at 0:26, his face mask was already smashed.

[Azmodeus87]

@Eliteyatsu He was already dead.

[HardlyAstounding]

oh no

[Psycomantis1]

Sounded more like "ohmygod" than "oh no!"

[Popcornroman]

Chuck Norris may be a badass....but I don't remember him ever killing someone by STANDING THERE.

[itachi25921]

@Popcornroman kenshiro is the badass from hell

[dark7element]

@Popcornroman The thug was Already Dead at 0:37 when Ken elbowed him, Ken was just waiting for him to explode.

[orlandorays]

@Popcornroman That's because the strike to his face was the killing strike. Kenshiro can kill in many ways.

[kaboutertjededede]

@Popcornroman Chuck norris does not kill .he gives you the choice betwene life or death

[asherleez]

0:59 ACHOO ACHOO WATCHA!

[Lightdarkness07]

1:20

Let's count down from ten with a assasin!

[5MRORANGE]

kenshiro is stronger then chuck norris

[minersss]

killer eyebrows

[mudkiptyler]

"In ten seconds." TEN SECONDS FLAT

[Videoforthewin]

I like how Kenshiro just float over him at 0:54

[dark7element]

13 people learned Hokuto Shinken from Jagi

[Otakuman123]

I didnt know cobra commander did martial arts.

[TheWardhead2]

13 people are already dead..

[Applemask]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU

[FirEner]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Omae Wa Mo

Shi- OHNOEE *poof*

[Poondaddy804]

I just came buckets due to how awesome kenshiro is. FUUUUUU

[HanzelundGretylZN]

Juu, Kyuu, Hachi, Nana, Roku, Go, Shi, San, Ni, Ichi, Oh nooooooooo!

[JohnnyFatMexican]

sideburns of POOOOWWWAAAAAH

[apanst]

>teached me

[tiagox93]

omae wa sude ni shindeiru

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

O NO

[Bummercund]

So naturally the guy had to explode.

[luong10]

OH NO!

[saqqyu]

BoustroBistro

[SashuRui]

@saqqyu

SHUT UP no one by that name exists!

[BoustroBistro]

anime/manga/whatever is all such stupid garbage

[MaximumSpiderMvC]

Roses are Red.

Violets are Blue.

Omae Wa Mo

Shindeiru!

[Magurufukuru]

@MaximumSpiderMvC No no no

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Omae wo mao shindeiru

You are already dead

[IkklThePickle]

@Magurufukuru Too many syllables. Not poetic at all.

[MrLou5]

@MaximumSpiderMvC what does it mean ? :p

[momissinpewbs]

@MaximumSpiderMvC Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

That thing is so

overused.

[DavidBIGdArruda]

@MaximumSpiderMvC

Violets are blue,

Roses are red,

Those 13 dislikers,

Are already dead.

[slipinoy]

Hmm idont think cobra can win against a badass

[JetAurion]

"I'm not like the others. I know many styles". *snicker*

Yeah, that's great. Except Kenshiro put all those years of "practice" to waste within seconds.

[GalTV0]

ATOH ATOH ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kholdstarezero]

I swear the best part of this is the little "Hmm?" when Kenshiro ignores the guy. Beautiful.

[Dee15gon]

Gaira never had a chance on Kenshiro.

His Hokuto backfires and kills him instead.

[GarbarkDarak]

Obviously Kenshiro destroyed the power points in the thug fingers with his head.

[xcalic3600]

@GarbarkDarak LOL! But it's not like that. When Ken turned around initially he had already touched a power point before the thug could even see him move. It happens all the time in this series.

[dark7element]

@xcalic3600 No, the thug was already dead at 0:38. That's the facial power point that ALWAYS leads to head explosion whenever Kenshiro strikes it.

[xcalic3600]

@dark7element LOL! Oh yeah, the crushed in face. LOL! You're right.

[MrInsaneMixer]

Stop! StoOoOp! He's already dea-

Oh, never mind..

[NeoGamemaster]

That look at the end, THAT FUCKING LOOK.

[shinryoma]

XD

[kibatsuki]

He looks like Shredder or Sub Zero

[LousShar]

Hokuto Shin-ken, you're doin it wrong

[ContraWo]

needs more ATATATATATATATATATA

[CharroArgentino]

Omae wa mo...

*sunglasses*

Shindeiru

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*expl­odes*

[Akuseru333]

@CharroArgentino aaaaah totally got that reference :D

[AgentParanormal]

1:33 sounds like he is saying omigod!

[ruinthemomentforme2]

"you already watched this video"

[swedichboy1000]

kenshiro just owned shredder.

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

What happened?

[kibatsuki]

OH NO

XD

[slowzen]

@kibatsuki His expression was priceless XD

[kibatsuki]

@slowzen Indeed it was! I was so unprepared for that XDD

[GEhotpants101]

I don't understand why people even bother attacking Kenshiro. Not only is he so bad ass not even his facial muscles care, but he's fucking huge. :|

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

zero OH NO!

[DarkChaosSilver]

Kenshiro is so cool, he pressed the hidden points of that guy's thumbs using the sides of his head.

[dark7element]

@DarkChaosSilver No, the thug in the mask was Already Dead at 0:37, Kenshiro just knew exactly how long it would take for the thug to stand up, attempt the Hokuto Zankai Ken, and count down from 10. Kenshiro seems to know which pressure point to strike to ensure that his enemy explodes at the most comical and/or ironic moment.

[DarkChaosSilver]

@dark7element

I know, it was sarcasm :x

OH NO!

[OkaMigerU]

@DarkChaosSilver Actually, I believe that the elbow attack at the beginning was the real finishing move. Ken knew that the thug would probably press the wrong points and just decided to play along with him while waiting for his attack to have effect.

[teel115]

@DarkChaosSilver I wouldn't believe it if it were any other series. That said, that's almost certainly what happened.

[rozzalenda123]

lol I love how kenshiro's face always like |:-<

[gethsoftware]

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!

[edwinsz]

Lol at oh no

[TheCheshireLion]

That was the most ridiculous "oh no" ever.

[Tiwaking]

I always feel sorry for Kenshiro. He is just minding his own business when all these pests turn up.

[miszkam]

what's the name of this video?? i know it's fist of the north star. the name of the episode this is taken from?