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  • lol arnold had 22 inch bi's. ur a failure fat man

  • lmao

  • son, i am disappoint.

  • THIS is not you, not your muscles, its only the JUICE!

  • HAGGAR YOU HAVE TO STOP MAD GEAR

  • I thought only nerds that fanasized about having muscles would think of actually doing something like this.

    I was waiting for him to say, "If you want these fuckin' muscles, call this number, and we'll send you our shit, bitch."

  • And why is this video "not suitable for minors"? I mean, besides the obvious reasons.

  • hi dad

  • Roids...

  • "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"

  • Why is this flagged. are people scared male nipples will damage children's phsyche so much....

  • This is example of why, ladies and gentlemen (note gentlemen), why it is important to come out the closet and not try and bury ur homosexuality in gym equipment....It comes out in some weird, twisted, narcissistic, disturbin' auto-erotic video on YouTube.

    Can someone Pshop a gay flag in the background?

  • Its better that you push the gayness into a severe heroin addiction, then there are two ways for you to get aids.

  • this guy is fucking on steriods hard, he is suck a douche bag too!!

  • Check out these fucking muscles. MMMMMNNG. I'M SO FUCKING RIPPED. FUCK.

  • MMMMMMMMM.

  • LMAO!!! THIS GUY IS SO GAY LOL

  • oh god im so wet

  • ok that's gay. i bet he has a low stamina. lifitng weights but never runs.

  • What a very silly man.

  • this guy cracks me up

  • you faggots and your muscles.

  • i swear hes cumming himself! ROFL!

  • this guy Owns

  • FEEL THEM NIPPLES MAN.

  • lmfao

  • thats the gayest shit i saw all day.

  • Sounds like a pretty good day so far.

  • lmao

  • must be fun to be out of breath by just talking and flexing at the same time

  • This guy suckled my penis several times, before.

  • fap fap fap

  • LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mmm, you're tasty. its great to see gay guys on youtube

  • Just so you know, you look fucking retarded. Get a life.

  • bet u cant scratch ur butt

  • lol

  • your cool

  • Dude, whats happening below your waist?

  • lol

  • this is... disturbing

  • lawl, shigerustretch, penis is smaller if u are like that :D, gay old man btw :]

  • ~* FARTZ *~

  • its so fucking funny, why do people make such a big deal about this? IT'S JUST FUNNY.

  • Fucking conceited jackass.

  • He's having an orgasm!

  • shigerustretch, why do you think of his penis? i guess your reaction to your dirty fantasies, is like this guys reaction over his body...

    in conclusion, both of you guys are fucked up

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    what a faggot, fucking great

  • i dont give a fuck whether he's massive or not. Its gay to love yourself like that.

  • how so?

  • LOL Huge nipples!

  • This is one massive man.

  • Why is it watching this, all I can think of is Buffalo Bill standing in front of the mirror repeating "I'd fuck me" over and over.

  • steroids gave me the GIFT OF ETERNAL LIFE—but I FOOLISHLY traded it in for an iPod.

  • Ive seen bigger nipples.

  • I think you came, man

  • Too bad you're ugly as sin... and old.

  • Well at least he's not self-absorbed

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • goddamn thats some muscle on a man

  • I want to cut off his nipples and eat them.

  • why would you want to do that?

  • This video was definitely made for a gay dating site

  • Too bad with that "awesome" of a body your face looks like a mario brother on crack.

  • Hahaha this video is so awesome

  • LMAO! I thought no one could really masturbate to their own reflection in the mirror, but I bet you're someone who could actually pull it off. Well done, sir. LOL

  • this just in 85 year old man overdoses on steroids...

  • Grats on the muscle man. It takes a lot of work to get that.

    But damn, you're a fucking homo.

  • who cares you're old

  • hahahaha he is creaming himself

  • ahaah that's pretty awesome

  • I'm gonna guess he stares in the mirror while rubbing one out.

  • 285 lbs of muscle, ugly as sin with a micro penis. well done.

  • When I think of his penis I imagine it being in proportion with the rest of his body, ie: fucking massive, man.

  • Huge nipples? How sad.

  • i play videogames instead

  • so fucking big

  • I wonder if those muscles could protect you from me shooting your head.

  • This entire video is disturbingly homoerotic. Seek professional help, sir, I beg you.

  • Yeah look at these HUGE MUSCLES look at how HUGE AND PERFECT they are disregard the fact that i have a SMALL PENIS AND NO SOCIAL LIFE and stare into my HUGE BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES.

  • You have a small penis and no social life? Tough break.

  • Hey, not everyone can be as awesome as the muscle man, who's penis I estimate to be at least 15 inches and very muscular.

  • I feel Soiled for having seen this.

    ROID RAGE!!!!!!!!!

  • Now point out on the doll where the man touched you, Timmy.

  • CAN IT BE TITTYFUCK TIEM NAOW PLZ????

  • Could you direct me to an exercice I could do so that I too, could have huge nipples?

  • you are a bad man and you made me cry

  • Shouldn't you be helping Guy and Cody beat up the Mad Gears and rescue your daughter Jessica from her evil clutches?

    PS: Love your spinning clothesline.

  • Best. Comment. Ever.

  • Thanks. Kicking myself for the typo though.

  • HAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • teh teh tehhhhhhh!!1

  • Best video on all of Youtube.

  • You are one massively vain old man.

  • Get a Taaaaannnnn

  • gay

  • XD The nipple on the left has it's own shadow.

  • Oh shit! Its Mayor Haggar!

  • And, within 8 seconds of finishing this video, the man undressed, masturbated to his own beautiful self, came, then shot himself in the head.

  • I can kick your ass old man

  • Im a big bodybuilder but would not film myself feeling myself, I would prefer to have sex with woman, BTW his stats are a bit exadurated.

  • narcissus aint got shit on this guy

  • This is why I hate bodybuilders. So god damn vain about themselves. Sounds like he wants to fuck himself.

  • LOL, so wrong.

  • mmm, varion man

  • Man, what the hell is wrong with this man, man?

  • I'm lookin', but I don't see no muscle. Maybe you should cut down on the McDonalds, you fatty.

  • :data:

  • sick nips

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • lookin pretty hot dude

  • fake video is fake

  • I just feel so wrong watching this lmao this shit is howls

  • lmfao

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • HOLY SHIT I WANT TO TOUCH YOU.

  • he is touching his nipples ;) this is not a sex site!:) daddy ;) He is in orgasm! or at last sounds like he is faking it:)

  • Great muscle trash talk. Luv it!

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