Danny Heatley History Will Be Made Parody (Pitch)

[Joshmmorrison]

@TheCam5501 Seriously...it's getting old. Correction: It's been old. for a long time now.

[EricAxel36]

The Joke is about his terrible pitch, when the 17 year old girl beside him threw one better

[legendaryhighfive]

chill out hes an all star

Ottawaghost4 is a genius

[16hypen3sp]

i dont really understand what a 17 year old girl has to do with him killing his friend. explanation???

[weelhan111]

@16hypen3sp this isnt about his accident when he was a Trashers, it's about when he choked the first pitch many years later

[Trocityyy]

@Freecell82 Ok I know it might be wrong but damn this made me laugh hahahaha

[cindyluvsdemselandjb]

what if people didn't joke about a fucking car accident? this is no joke. and it's the past and he learned his lesson and he his blood alcohol level was below the legal limit, so he wasn't drunk.

[Joshmmorrison]

@cindyluvsdemselandjb Seriously.

To everyone making the stupid comments: How pissed would you be if people made jokes about you getting into an accident and killing a friend of yours? yeah. didn't think you'd like it.

[MisterPenguin42]

@Joshmmorrison I'm Ryan Dunn and I find it HILARIOUS!

[sk8souldier]

@handizzl ferrari actually

[driveshaftfan3000]

****coughs**** traitor traitor traitor

[canucks16]

@Freecell82 that kinda makes me sad.

[greenchef6]

@Freecell82 You do realize he wasn't drunk when he crashed right? Why the fuck would he take a taxi?

[thespennyb]

@greenchef6 you're an idiot, he probably spends every day of his life wishing he took a taxi

[Zaidr0n]

@thespennyb i think we all can agree....

[bzzhuh]

@Freecell82 LOL

[forevercuz]

lol this is hilarious

[mostbobo]

@Freecell82

try not to be such a d!ck, think about the people who may read this a-hole

[Freecell82]

@mostbobo

lol

[gorillaking37]

@Freecell82 that aint nice

[nikexbauer]

@Freecell82

get over it man it was a bad mistake, people aren't perfect

[boysnightout11]

haha yeah, so true. piece of garbage just requests a trade, goes to his cottage for 5 months, then literally cries on the first day of training camp. we have no choice. have to make a trade, gun to our heads, and the sharks end up making off with another riduculous steal of a trade. heatley goes to live as an anonymous millioaire in the sun, on a contract we signed him to. we get alcomichalek in return. can you blame us over here?

[boysnightout11]

heatley = fag.

[Joshmmorrison]

@boysnightout11 Sounds like a bitter sens fan :)

[AquaGiant]

@Joshmmorrison

i know right

[duwal]

@boysnightout11 boysnightout = bigot

[AAAplaya09]

@boysnightout11 heatley = amazing hockey player

[JCastle420]

LOL! This is great... pretty obvious Dad didn't play catch as much as dump and chase w/ little Dany. :)

[FILMS408]

ahahaaah funny stufff man!! go sharks