Who knows Jimmy Kimmel better? Adam Carolla or Sarah Siverman

[mattgoodnuts]

Bros before hoes

[mariostylo]

wtf is this show ?

[sumobasher]

when have you ever seen it flaccid?

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

sorry, misread that as Sharia Law Goldstein

/watch?v=7Iu-s3exOdU

Greta Van Fluffstern

[tmeyerbio]

I love 0:39, 0:51, 2:18, 2:38,

[ttmilbr]

Nevermind, got to the end. Too bad they never got the audience right, that was really funny.

[ttmilbr]

Where is this from?  Adam's late-night show?

[tedwilli9]

jimmy is a good guy...he could've easily just been like, yup, 9 inches.

[shanustheanus]

@tedwilli9 Yes, because we measure how good a man is by his honesty with the size of his junk on television. As opposed to perhaps charity work or something XD

[lab981]

DAG could have hosted.

[drvn8]

fluffer haha

[IsolationInstigation]

I dunno if knowing the size of your friends penis is normal beyond the realm of homosexuality. Thats really something I would never care to know about any of my friends.

[Retsaot34]

@IsolationInstigation You're of another generation. Younger men used to shower together all the time... either after a sport of a trip to the gym.

[IsolationInstigation]

@Retsaot34 True. I really wouldn't want to be showering with any of my friends. Not to sound like a homophobe, but really. I'm glad it wasn't mandatory to group shower in high school after gym class.

[gottmospahedengubbar]

@IsolationInstigation Me neither, altough there are guys who share that information with eachother.

[jasonalexander4421]

I'm not gay, but I would blow Adam Carolla.

[ctizzy88]

@jasonalexander4421 I think thats EXACTLY what it means lol

[TheNorweagian]

lol

[TheSuperk25]

why sarah left right away?

[AndyR0b]

what a comedic duo

[katkal3]

"where specifically did jimmy lose his virginity?" just for shits and giggles i would have answered "in the butt"

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@katkal3 Did you WATCH the video? I dont understand. Adam says "in the ass"

[katkal3]

@ilovebrandnewcarpets Yeah, i wrote the comment before i heard their answers. I guess im a premature commentator. My Bad.

[hanshgruber]

Good times

[Orangemongoose1]

@animerox1206 No, it's a joke because him and Adam are best friends. It's sarcasm...

[PDXland37]

its funny because adam loves him mroe lol

[do0odi75]

She gOt MaD,, Why THe Fuck WOulD She GeT maD,, DuDe Girls R UnReAsoNabLE N So FReakin JealouS . THx God Im A GuY :)

[gmpm]

lol

[animerox1206]

jimmy is a biesexual?

[pretorious700]

geez, knowing Jimmy Kimmel at all must suck

[fishman017]

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[JEDI7ACEN]

Did she storm off at the end? was she really mad?

[Salvac88]

In the ass lol!!!

[MrSonia56]

lol base of the balls

[Claurice]

How can Kimmel tolerate Sarah Silverman. Ugh.

[alec1115]

@Claurice because she's hot

[4ceawsome]

Feet.....off t-tha couch...

NOW!

[CircleBastiat]

Him, Norm, Louis CK, and Patton Oswalt are the power four. Only comedians I actually laugh at.

[Hamgammy]

@CircleBastiat not hedberg or even carlin?

[CircleBastiat]

@Hamgammy I meant living comedians :[

Carlin is hilarious. Hedberg got the occasional chuckle from me, but his personality was too impersonal for me. I like it when comedians show their true colors. Norm, Oswalt, Carolla and CK are raw to the core, they don't hold anything back.

[iCECREAMS72]

@CircleBastiat your kidding me

mitch hedberg is easily the best comedian of all time

louis ck??? freaking dane cook is funnier then him lol

[iSOBigD]

@iCECREAMS72 YOU TAKE THAT BACK! That dancing monkey who sets up a joke for 99% of his set then never gets to a punchline is not funnier than Louie CK, a guy who has at least whole new set every year, a TV show and is hilarious in interviews.

[pretorious700]

@iSOBigD you do understand that comedy, like anything else, is subjective, and arguing about who's better or worse is retarded? maybe not? duuuuuuuuuh

[NWKtown]

@iCECREAMS72 I never really liked dane cook but I used to laugh at some of his jokes. But then later I found out they weren't even his jokes. Nearly every joke of his that i thought was funny was taken from CK. Louis even delivers them much better. Dane Cook is funnier than Louis CK? You're the first person I've ever heard say that.

[iCECREAMS72]

@iCECREAMS72 im not a huge dane fan by any means...when i first got in to stand up..like when harmful if swallowed came out...i thought he was the best...havent listened to him much in the past few years tho

i just dont think CD is funny...dane is very extreme....has a lot of hits and misses...but the hits are usually really funny

hedberg>>>>>anyone tho

[grecoj2]

@CircleBastiat Were you a fan of Greg Giraldo?

[Mcpanicfanic]

the squeaking of the pens as they're writing cracks me up for some reason.

[ZaimuaeALI]

Fuck Sarah Silverman

[Aethinus]

@ZaimuaeALI I would

[cutapacka4]

I wanna see who knows Adam Carolla best, between Jimmy and Drew

[LoLIceCream123]

@cutapacka4 I would say Jimmy because hes know'n Adam since he teached Jimmy how to do boxing which was when Adam was about 29-30 years old

[cutapacka4]

@LoLIceCream123 Well Drew has known him since '95, and since Adam is 46, that means both Jimmy and Drew knew Adam around age 29, so not really an upper hand from Kimmel.

[PLISKEN12]

two idiot biggots on the left.

[koolwalla]

@666ownzu when have you seen it flaccid?

[goldenhopper]

Adam and Jimmy are like a gay couple.

[BrutalAsHell]

Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Adam Carolla are all awesome.

[nonphixional1]

fuck these commercials

[iarejavi]

Damn, Jimmy got Adam pretty good twice @ 4:06 & 4:16. That's pretty rare.

[macfarlanefan92]

I got to see Adam in Seattle. He was terrific!

[guyNbluejeans]

Adam's left-handed. I'm left-handed. Now I know for sure I'm a genius.:-)

[CircleBastiat]

lol at the dumb filipinos and mexicans

[MechaTailsMK2]

@CircleBastiat HEY!! You bigot-head bastard!

[nateypoo421]

4:21 A MINUTE TOO LATE. TM

[EsTube52]

Adam's coming to New York at the beginning of November. See you at the show.

[billj500]

How do YOU know his waste size?

This is bromosexual.

Sarah did her man a solid guessing his penis size.

[jewfishie2]

@billj500 sarah exaggerated his penis size to feel good about herself thinking that since jimmy is a male he would go along with it. but he didnt because he isnt a faggot and sarah is a stupid kniving thundercunt

[Spimon]

@jewfishie2 you need a hug white boy

[Greenless001]

@jewfishie2 Thundercunt!!! haha best combination of words ever

[MrSonia56]

@jewfishie2 or because she said from the BASE OF THE BALLS

[punchsnakeman]

I love Sarah Silverman,fuck you all.

[DERAJ13]

are those markers gonna keep squeaking like that cause its making my toes hurt

[killbillie17]

thumbs up if u hate sarah silverman

[LittleBrittle316]

@killbillie17 she really isnt funny

[k94845]

i personaly think sarah is a shitty comic

[boutosi77]

Damn Adam Carolla is so fucking ugly!!! Everytime he smiles I just want to take a sander to those fucking surfboard sized teeth!!!!!

[jek21]

@boutosi77 Not as ugly as Sarah Silverman...

[ytfmichaelxu]

Where did Jimmy lose his virginity? I would draw a vagina.

[BrutalAsHell]

Bullshit!!!!

Sarah FTW

[Seston]

that squeaking is driving me crazy!

[KronicPain]

@666ownzu "same as his penis 36 inches" Sarah but still not as funny as Adam.

[EazyTarantino]

@KronicPain thats baby humor

[BananaHurricane]

Superglueing a keyhole? That's a great idea. I should keep a tube in my glove compartment.

[DeadontheThrone]

Wow that was hilarious!

[kyleneujahr]

sarah silverman is a bore

[3chrds]

@kyleneujahr

tits is nice tho



[johnclavis]

That host guy was so corny, he produces his own ethanol...

[johnclavis]

This show was filmed before a life studio audient...

[ulvund]

Look at Adam's glance at 1:55

[SVinNJ]

JImmy was a fool to dump Sarah...Shes too good for him...

Sarah's Nanna,

Norma Stitz

[heatwave072606]

Lot really funny..pathetic..tsk tsk

[panag3]

I love how you bigots are taking a joke so serious. A fucking joke!! He is not in the least bit racist. You idiots are just so happy that you found someone to hate. Get a life you tools. The man made a harmless joke, you guys blew up and started crying, he said sorry, and now it is OVER. Grow up and move on.

[teeray407]

this idiot he doesnt know that he himself is a minority,, he deserved nothing but a spit on his ignorant face

[paulication]

your name like a gay adam carolla same name for a gay singer bullshit italian idiot

[paulication]

kzi c manny pang tym magazine ung sa kanya pang local area ng america c adam (understand nlng kung meron kng cable?) pampers america lng yn kzi nga halos lhat ng comedian meron ng talk show n ky taas taas ng rating gusto lng ng big deal sa kanya kzi nga wla tlgang talent ung abnoy n un ang pagiging comedian nya eh. ang uri ng istilyo ng comedian nya eh pang bar satin like gay bar hahaha dapat dun sya magtrabaho!

[xtremistxxx]

maybe this guy carolla likes pacman so bad!!!top 5 i dont think so!!i never heard him!! his racist fagot!!!

[albenizski]

calling pacquiao illiterate, he dont know an average filipino can speak 3 languages while most americans only speak english.. stupid italian american or whatever he is

[Am3r1cab0y]

@albenizski at least americans don't live in the 3rd world or eat dogs chink your people are starving

[albenizski]

@Am3r1cab0y there are many obese americans, i rather die starving. Not all filipinos eat dogs, those who do that are mentally retarded

[fire0fv2]

Adam Carolla deserves to be punished to the full extent of the law. He doesn't have any right and privilege to hurt, offend and destroy the honor, integrity and reputation of Pacquiao and the Filipinos.

[cabaneros13]

Fuck you... you piece of shit!! who do you think you are to give your bullshit comments to manny and to all filipino?? Die fucking idiot! you monkey Brain!!

[aradanas246]

adam carrolla is a freakin loser. Go get a life. Don't be all racist just to resurrect your stupid career.

[foxwoodrd]

racist bitch...he just needs attention since everyone forgot about him thats why he made the comments about pacman

[pinoyiam]

Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL!Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! Adam Carolla, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

[noo2islam]

i don't even know this douchebag of sht!!u faggot making ur ass talk too much!!!

[martinpico]

adam carolla is a typical american fagot

[IIsunlightII]

we asian dont like to be this way......i hate asians 2 but i dont say bad word 2 them

[blowlipop]

ADAM CAROLLA!!!!!!! you are A SHIT!!! UR NOTHING BUT A BIG RACIST!!! u do nothing but say bad things about asians!!! have modest man!!!

[markreymund23]

adam carolla is a racist..f**k! if he comes to the philippines i'll stabbed his eyes

[flipblood]

adam carolla is f*** racist

[Ivan951]

Adam would be left handed

[Ivan951]

Was sarah really his girlfriend?

[HeyyyGuyyy]

@Ivan951 yeah for like 3 years

[1974elpinguino]

How does Adam know his penis size better than Sarah?? lol

[DCOR90]

@1974elpinguino adam is a pasionate passionate man, much like the supreme passion dr drew holds

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[TheBlitz1]

haha at the corner of labrea

[Lvduggo69]

And u watched it all u fag lover.

Homo say's what ?

[GodHatesPortugal]

jews, catholics and faggots...what a combo...Western Civilization at its best

[WuTangKlanz]

haha

[Deelucky84]

Sarah's face @4:43 is funny

[thegov08]

i dont like sarah silverman but i bet you she is wild in bed

[Menello]

@thegov08

Without a doubt.

[vahnfish]

I dont know how the fuck I guessed, but I guessed his dog's name was fluffy!!! How the...

[whocares55555]

adam carolla is a top 5 funniest-spontaneous comic right now

[thegov08]

top 1

[tinyelvis10]

Agreed. When he and Dana Gould get together, I am frequently reduced to a wheezing, crying, hysterical mess.

[bdash1990]

i got that way when he does the lightning round.

and with DAG

[Caroline222010]

@whocares55555ADAM CAROLLA - He had unhappy childhood!

1.He alleges that his family was incredibly cheap;2. He never never received good grades; 3. He was voted class clown; 4. he was placed on academic probation before dropping out to work in a series of jobs, including as a carpet cleaner, carpenter, boxing instructor, and traffic school instructor. --- now, what makes you different from Manny?? you were nothing once upon a time!

[goodfella2145]

@whocares55555 easily... i've been a fan since his loveline show he seriously never gets old

[cyberpunk72000]

@whocares55555 hell yeah, I am not sure he could do better if he had everything written out in advance

[train834]

I love Ace-man, that guy is hysterical. But in my good opinion Louis CK is the best stand-up doing it right now.

[Jasonlords]

Well Adam isn't really a stand up thought he's a radio/ TV guy.

[sonicshaver]

Best show ever. Carolla rules!

[PPKLU]

"how big is jimmy's penis?"

"that's not fair, because all adam has to do is look behind him."

[youtert]

I don't believe Jimmy's waist is only a 36.

[kingparkerIII]

the coolest bromance of all time. carolla owned the questions n got some jokes in too. in the ass lmao

[thegov08]

jimmy kimmel has gained a lot of weight

[staturecomplex]

i agree, Adam Carolla is the fucking most amazing comedian out there. Second only to Zach Galifianakis.

[Shinobi273]

It could also be bad form to one up Adam on his own show.

[wilcox24]

sarah seems like a cunt

[qwertisdirty]

well that's because she is, and she's totally fine with that

[meanphenom]

Adam and Jimmy did "The Man Show" together. One of the best show ever. But they had to cancel it :(.

So i think Adam definitely knows Jimmy very well.

[09jesse09]

sarah silverman is hot

[kencurran]

lmfao that's too good. man I never knew adam and jimmy were so close that marriage wasn't good enough.

[mvolkening]

bonus question...who was jimmy with.

[mad2000]

Where is this from?

[RyHex311mit]

It's a bit from Adam's Late Night Talk Show, "Too Late With Adam Carolla." P.S. Get it on.

[tsup77]

Why do i not remember this?

[inspectorchao2]

5:16

This was on Too Late with Adam Carolla. The show was canceled.

[muttville1]

thx 4 ruining it prick!

[muttville1]

or cunt....

[proposals]

You're very welcome! It was the least I could do.