Ellen DeGeneres Laughing - The Best Of

[xhrisfitz]

i still don't get the last one!

[duythanhst]

Can anybody retell me the first joke, please

[ValeriaSCC23]

1:43 i didnt get the joke...

[aeonnadilas]

@ValeriaSCC23 "diaphragm"

[SmurfSkip]

Ellen Mclain.

On the Phone: GlaDos.

Portalception?

[loveashleyxx14]

8:20 was the best :)

[delilahd77]

my face hurts now from smiling and giggling these past eight minutes :D

[OneSwedishBelieber]

oh god i freaking LOVE her :)

[AnnaSophia301]

I love Ellen!! She's is hilarious!

[xxfayerocksxx]

i love her :) <3

[heyjulieenriquez]

i dont get the last one :/

[maninthebox0]

...why does the kid have a diaphragm in his mouth? :/

[beccamus12]

what is it that the firts person say?

[britt6333]

By FAR the best one was her laughing about the comic strip!!!! OMG that was soooo hilarious!! I was crying I was laughing so hard!

[941geminigirl]

@britt6333 what episode was that?

[asianjae15]

what was secretst holding?

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

Oh my goodness! I'm pretty sure she has the most wonderfully infectious laugh ever!! Lol, It's almost like u don't even have to know y she is laughing, she's just so hilarious, I love Ellen, She's like, my favorite person, I would absolutely love to meet her :-)

[taha1366]

wat did the boy have in his mouth?

[vickatycat4life]

who's that girl at 4:20 ?

[mbchenny10]

@vickatycat4life that's Mary Connelly, Ellen's Head Producer (i believe that's her title)

[katkowalski314]

what is 0:55 from?

[hmelrayes]

@katkowalski314 thats jim carrey for ya :D <3

[TheTrebledSoul]

I want one of those chairs...it looks like tons of fun

[sploodgeonyourmother]

I love her <3

[rocklover142]

what does the guy have in his mouth at 1:40?

lol

[mbchenny10]

@rocklover142 a "diaphragm" with 2 very different meanings, per Webster, its a vibrating disk producing sound waves (i.e. that little kids intention...) and also a "female contraceptive device" hence, the laughter....

[zackpaige82908]

oh i love ellen. when she laughs i die of laughter

[KandieRenee]

Her last laugh is the best! xD

[abbywagnerr]

and someone please explain to me the part with ryan secreast was that a dildo or something

[keakisaenz]

@abbywagnerr It's actually an ink bingo stamper to go with the bingo set for her birthday...but they didnt know what it was at first

[ValeriaSCC23]

My favorite part 5:26 - 5:58 LOL!!

[candymeadowalmondjoy]

what did the kid say about what he was chewing?

[Delly927]

What did say the woman on the phone at the beginning??

[guitarismypassion11]

@Delly927 I love Jesus but I drink a little :D Thats what Gladys said the woman on the phone at the beginning

[Delly927]

@guitarismypassion11 Thanks)))

[ILooveBlink182]

5:39 x'D !

[tashbeckey]

wheres the 7:43 interview?

[AVA1507]

I love Jesus but I drink a little

[abbywagnerr]

whats a diaphram

[ShatterBaby]

@abbywagnerr It's a female condom.

[pplsuxs]

watch season 3 of the Ellen DeGeneres Show on TV 3 in Sweden at 5am. LOL

[Adski92]

I LOVE HER LAUGH.

[simmi51]

what episode u1:21 from?

thnks

[bethanyjoy18]

hil

[TheFabulousLemonade]

Oh I love her laugh ! x')

[hadar2999]

who's the guy from 5:00 ?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@hadar2999 ryan seacrest

[hadar2999]

@JuliaMuehlbauer thx, I got it by the end..it was all blur at first xD that part was hilarious!!

[sqazsquat]

@JuliaMuehlbauer no, i don't think that's the guy's name. he is the host of american idol.

[meganXamyXtinaX4ever]

Most contagious laugh, other than Liza Minnelli's xD.

[sergiolisticious]

My jaw hurts the whole video =D

[Tilaktiwari93]

Was that kid really chewing on a diaphragm?????? And what was the game or competition abt?

Thanks for uploading this vid, btw :]

[Tilaktiwari93]

Does anyone notice that there was a period when Ellen was oddly thin? It was like she got sick or sth O_O

[mjuklo4]

i love ellens laugh, sometimes it sounds like crying :D

[Tamara128891]

what is a diaphragm??

[Tilaktiwari93]

@Tamara128891 It's a type of contraceptive for female that needs to be inserted inside you-know-what. And I don't think he was really chewing on one (or his parents'd better watch out ...)

[jinalebcooll]

@Tilaktiwari93 the kid didnt even said diaphragm.. he said diagram.. plus he showed that it was a diagram... but u know ellen...:P

[rachelrandom6]

What was the kid actually chewing?? I'm sure it wasn't a diaphragm.... Lol!

[raycheal112]

Hahahahha i love her!

[GotSpliff]

@DashaDZ She says "I love Jesus, but I drink a little."



[LoLcupcake7]

my laugh is similar to hers.

[AimzeBecky]

I can't stop laughing at the last one lol :D

[heidilee1129]

ellen is the funiest person ever!!!!!!!

[mariibogart]

Press space bar

[WalkLikeALegend]

ryan knows what that is...

[WalkLikeALegend]

ryans knows what that is...

[95AllStars]

what is so funny about the woman at the beginning?

[pinkmusicians]

What is the blue thing? 5:07 And what is the kid doing at 6:57?

[ThePreamnarak]

@pinkmusicians it's a Dildo o_O"

[pinkmusicians]

What is the blue thing? 5:07

[AbsurdExistentialist]

@pinkmusicians Well, the thing is that Ryan Seacrest had just given her a bingo set thing, and the joke was that the blue thing looked like a dildo, but it's actually the tool you use to stamp on the numbers.

[Seston]

talk show hosts only laugh at unexpected things

[Seston]

why does he have a diaphragm in his mouth? where did he get it? was it used, ewww

[julesdanser]

i don t; get the first joke!

[crazydawg5]

I love Jesus but I drink a little. XD

[oktoberhimlen]

04:33 when was that?! could someone please tell me , i have been looking after that episode with all the flags behind her forever!

[1BubblesPPG]

@ 2:00 the little kid is like what the hell is soo funny?

[julesdanser]

@1BubblesPPG whatr so a diaphtragm?

[FarmLifeDreamer]

@julesdanser

a diaphragm is a contraceptive device. why he had one, i do not know. but i used to chew on balloons, so the WHY i understand. but how he knew it was a diaphragm without knowing what its for (why everyone was laughing) is confusing to me.

[MoreThanJustSkinDeep]

@FarmLifeDreamer i think it was a different kind of diaphragm... one that is used to make bird calls...but the kid didnt know that there was a more....erm...sexual kind out there lol

[beccamus12]

@1BubblesPPG But what i so funny, i can't hear it

[1BubblesPPG]

@beccamus12 because a diaphragm is also used as a form of protection in sex. and he said it was a diaphragm in his mouth.

[pincheculero12]

@1BubblesPPG What is that in his mouth?

[1BubblesPPG]

@pincheculero12 it's a diaphragm. i'm not exactly sure what it's used for in his mouth, i think it has something to do with teeth or braces.

[kanoshy1]

The chair is my fave !!!!! MADE ME LMAO !

[PandiEars]

ROFL LAUGHED SOOO HARD X) - 3:06!!

[phatboybright]

I love Jesus but I drink a lil bit

[lucy121x]

do you have anymore of the episode with cameron diaz? cant find it anywhwere x

[988hotstuff]

What did that little boy have in his mouth

[WhosxLaughingxNow]

Haha so funny. I love Ellens laugh!

[camero311]

Ellen's laugh is contagious, so great and funny!! No matter what kind of mood im in, when i hear her laugh im in the GREASTEST mood!!! I love her so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anotherEO23]

On 1:39 what happened there? i was a little confused by the boy's statement.

[AmandaIlea]

@anotherEO23 A `Diaphragm" is also a female condom basically.

[snakeboyguam10]

I had a REALLY bad day today... until I watched this. : )

[Leonie123xD]

Does anybody knows where I can find this Sweden scene?? 4:32

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@Leonie123xD search for "Ellen's International Promos"

[Leonie123xD]

@JuliaMuehlbauer Found it, thanks :)

[OswaldtheFourth]

She sounds like a kitten at 6:35 ... Adorable

[TheKinkychicken]

oh man my cheeks are hurting so bad from laughing too much this video is awesome

[pointypencil1]

ellen laughs like 'hahahaaaaaaaaaaa'

[pointypencil1]

why is he chewing on a diaphragm?!?!!?

[lilmare9]

@pointypencil1 He was doing turkey calls..It's what hunters use

[lovelymelly87]

@pointypencil1 my same question

[mayazareh]

This video Made me laugh Like crazy :)):))

[TheKittycat72]

haha i love her laugh

[aames666]

i love jesus but i drink a little LOL LOL

[jess401]

what was that chair?

[Ivy93zke]

@jess401 the hawaii chair!! LOL =)

[thatshot200611]

That's funny

[milkdud4444]

I dont understand the comic at the end. Was Ellen actually laughing? cause it almost sounded sarcastic

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@milkdud4444 nope, that was very sarcastic!

[mbchenny10]

@milkdud4444 hey, im guessing you may have got the answer to your question regarding the comic she was sarcastically laughing at...if not, the comic strip was basically making fun of ellen & her dancing...it read "dancing like that, you're more likely to be featured on america's most wanted" ...meaning she should be locked up or arrested for poor dancing...it's just stupid & a low-blow to ellen

[snygg1990]

Sweden :D

[flashingserpent]

I think that boy with the diaphragm got kinda embarassed, that's why he took it out of his mouth after he saw her laughing so hard. If only he knew...

[enchantixgoddess]

She is soooooooooo hilarious!!!!!^^ LUV her laugh:)!!!!^^

[CharmedOneLexie]

gosh her love is sooooooooooo CONTAGIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phxphillip]

I love Ellen....but where I'm living now it's on at the same time as Price is Right...LOL...so I watch both......it's hell being disabled and have to choose between Eleen and Price is Right. LOL.....NO IT SUCKS!

[purplebutterflyeight]

Ellen is FREAKIN' HILLARIOUS!! LOL!!

[HollywoodTuva]

My stomach hurts!! :p

[yvonne260]

can someone explain at 1:10 for me , I don 't know what she is speaking !

[merf4]

3:37 can anyone tell me what episode that's from, funniest laugh and joke ever!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[204dexter]

hahahahahahahahahahaha omggggggggggggg this is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg im on the floor laughing lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snakeboyguam10]

The last reaction was the same reaction I had after watching Eminem's video for Just loose it.

[snakeboyguam10]

"I love Jesus but I drink a little" I don't see how thats funny, I want to laugh about it though. I guess its because I'm not an adult to laugh to easily.

[Taima826]

at 1:42 whaty does the kid say it is?

[snakeboyguam10]

@Taima826 Its a diafragme

[snakeboyguam10]

I laughed until I drooled.

[ViCtOria0123DeWitte]

I laughed SO hard

[thatgirlfromD8]

I don't get the diagram one some one plz explain

[materialgrl47]

@thatgirlfromD8 its something that girls use as a form of contraception

[NamelessAcquaintance]

This is hilarious xDD

I was LMAO :DD

[DashaDZ]

What the woman said in the beginning? I do not understand in English. only with the google translator. please write?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@DashaDZ look down 3 comments...

[DashaDZ]

@JuliaMuehlbauer

ок) Thank you) And what the girl said in the next episode?

[shaldana]

@DashaDZ

She said, "I'll be honest with you, honey. I love Jesus, but I drink a little" If you don't understand, ask in your native language, and I'll translate back for you.

[BelieveinIMYA09]

@DashaDZ i do love jesus but i drink a little

[TheSade733]

@DashaDZ She said...."Listen, I'll be honest with you....I love Jesus, but I drink a little..."

[emogirl239]

 can you give me the link of the episode in which the kid chewing diaphragm is on?

[koolio411w00t]

oh my god. Ellen must have like a 6-pack from laughing so much. XDXDXD

[snakeboyguam10]

What does Gladys say in the first clip?

[lilhoopgurl]

@snakeboyguam10 she says "I love Jesus but I drink a little"

[SClub7AreAwsome]

whos the women with the silly string?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@SClub7AreAwsome nicolette sheridan

[vallleee13]

the first clip .. with Gladys! That is priceless!

[Jagerebecca]

sweeeden!:D

[brasirbd]

what did the kid say?

[Meereeaall]

OMB,, couldnt stopp laughing at the part: 2:45 to 3:29

[gig19780]

OMG so funny! She has the greatest laugh

[iwanttobeajesusfreak]

Ellen: Is this the first time you've been on tv before???

Glady's: No honey I've been on tv before. I'll be honest with you.

Ellen: Yea

Glady's: I love Jesus, but I drink a little. ROFL :)

[ztharris69]

Let me be honest with you....I love jesus but i drink a little... sweet baby jesus i think i busted a nut i laughed so hard!

[lovelimonada]

she is amazing

[xxfayerocksxx]

i absolutely love ellen :) i think she is really sweet :) and i do love to laugh when she laughs too :D she's the perfect role model and is my role model :) and i really do look up to her she's really beautiful,down to earth,bubbly and an amazing person too <3 xxxx <3 xxxx

[ggaddict1537]

The kid with the diaphragm in his mouth must've gotten the crap kicked out of him when he was older and everyone learned what a diaphragm is used for. Lol.

[Oscar96Tube]

LOVE HER!

[Jessica01274]

Lol that laugh at the end was well funny !!!!

[9988776698]

This so funny i love it ellen your awsome

[supersimpsonsfan100]

What is fom 5:28 from, like what would it be called?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@supersimpsonsfan100 search for: "Ellen: Giving Airborne A Try" :D

[supersimpsonsfan100]

@JuliaMuehlbauer I did that was funny XD.

Thanks

[MsFabfan1]

ellen laugh is wicked

[Ibsnielsen]

I love when you laugh so hard, that you don´t know where to go... :)

[TullerJackson]

The chair and the "vibrator" HAHAHA!

- what was the thing in the boys mouth?

[SuuzieQ]

she's even beautiful without the make-up @ 0:43

[CAvideoFAN]

Who would watch a show at 5am?! LOL!

[akireeful]

4.32 finnland`s flag

[alemap08]

The first one was my favorite :D

[ryanhogan14]

gotta love ellens laugh in the last clip! lmao

[Colouryoung97]

I laughed on EVERY CLIP, SHES AMAZING!!! XD

[Pinksheepy1]

this is hilarious

[EmilyAnne13]

what was the blue thing that he didnt know what it was?

It looked like a flashlight?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@EmilyAnne13 its some sort of pen

[SuuzieQ]

@JuliaMuehlbauer looks more like a vibrator lol..cuz of the white turnswitch at the back?

[JuliaMuehlbauer]

@SuuzieQ nope, they said it was a bingo dabber.

[jbsonegirl1]

@EmilyAnne13 i thought it was some kind of condom LOL