Aussie Version : "Everywhere we go. People want to know. Who are the cockheads. From the England. *Stand Up and sing* it's the Barmy Army, the Barmy..."
An England vs Australia discussion on which country is better is pretty farcical. Australia have done well for themselves but come on.....what have they given the World compared to England? Their impact on the World has been minimal.
eportlad17 - English Kulture if you can call it that based on sitting around english pubs drinking warm beer and huddling together to sing boring, out of tune songs that make everyone fall asleep - I'd say your the one who is pretty cultureless you plonker.
@supercrevolution the ingenious Aussies managed to bind sheets of paper together in a slightly more efficient way than a book to create the wonder that is....THE NOTEPAD......Frank Whittle is jealous of your inventiveness! ENG 1 AUS 0
@englandforever britain sending its convicts to australia is like buying a lottery ticket for someone only to find out they won big, im beginning to think that the british that were left behind are the ones over time who deep down are bitter that they got the raw end of the deal after you hear and see how we live today. thats why you h8 aussies, no amount of singing is going to change the fact that aus is a better country than england.
@MrAussiebogan i dont hate Aussies, ive got family who are Australian. thats the thing, we English are jokers, you lot take everything seriously. im going to Aus next year and i rekon i will enjoy it, but i would rather live in England where the climate is seasonal than somewhere where it is hot 365 days a year, living in a country with awful weather builds character! i dont think i got the 'raw end of the deal'
@englandforever lol its not even hot here 365 days of the year, its only cause you guys come here in our summer and think its like that all the time. hmmz i think theres too much american influence within aus is why we are a bit more serious than b4 the americans take things way more seriously then we do.
@MrAussiebogan either way, we give you a shit load of abuse/banter with all of our songs and yet you have none? our country is so laid back and are up for a joke. your fans are so fickle too! where were they yesterday? bcus all i saw were the army? funny how when england lost 5-0 the army were still there singin their hearts out and when you draw a test its like the end of the world. if you continue to be like that then quite frankly you wont win the ashes!
@HolteDuffyEnder yeh it was day 5 hardly any 1 goes to day 5 and it was brisbane, wait till adelaide, perth, melbourne and sydney it will be packed... but also its too expensive 4 ppl to go, our countrys a rip off country ev 1 gets ripped off here on a daily basis, its just our greedy governments both state and federal, if i was a millionaire in the uk i would move to aus and nearly double my wealth over nite the way the pound is and always has been,
@LawsonB7860 yeh well when 1 day if the pound ever becomes weak we will see if the english turn up lol thats why u english always have a gr8 time in australia A: because its the best and safest place in the world to travel and B: when you convert your pound to australian dollars you dont ever lose out lose you gain...
@ilvurmum yeh we are all convicts fucking dumb arse.. i guess our hot women are convicts too... do u even have women in england?? all u ever see on tv when something comes up about england is men or the queen.. hmm she could pass for a man dont u think...??
@mansironaldo CONGRATULATIONS ENGLAND WON THE ASHES, I WAS JUST THINKING TO MYSELF THE OTHER DAY THAT THE ASHES REALLY DONT MEAN MUCH CONSIDERING THE ORIGINAL ASHES URN IS LOCKED UP IN ENGLAND AND NEVER LEAVES ENGLAND SO YOU PRITTY MUCH WIN THE ASHES EVERY TIME.. OH AND ENGLAND HAS JUST FINISHED A BEST OF 7 GAME ONE DAY SERIES AGAINST AUSTRALIA UNFORTUNATELY LOSING THAT SERIES 6-1 WHICH REMINDS ME THE CRICKET WORLD CUP IS 10 DAYS AWAY GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ENGLANDDDDDD.
@MrAussiebogan A very very very bitter sounding Aussie. Lets ask every single Aussie player if they think that the Ashes means something. And well done you won a one day series against our reserve bowling line up, just stop hating
@MrAussiebogan Thanks for putting everything in capslock and it's spelt "pretty" not "pritty", by the way, or don't they teach you how to spell in your convict schools?
And this is coming from a country whose women are pig ugly racists and with insecurity issues,and the mainstream lifestyle of being a xenophobic slob with the manners of a turd?
@MrAussiebogan Disagree, I'm Australian, lived in England and believe it to be infinately better. In fact I can't understand why anyone would want to live in Australia - zero culture, rude people, poor education system, arid as hell and full of piss heads and bogans. Give me England any day.
just think of all the english music!!! there is some shit but we can blame the USA for that. Australia's contribution is AC/DC, jet and electric mary which is awesome. and sure kylie minogue is popular and she's a good pop singer, but who dumped her bloody sister on us?!? that's harsh, c'mon we only won the world cup once and the ashes twice
I dont think so the less poms here the fking better,, by the way not all Australians were convicts Im of German decent and not English+ many people from Ireland and England were paid by the government to come here and were not convicts
barmy army - "can you hear the aussies sing? i cant hear any thing" me and my 15 yr old mate turn around straight to jimmy savel - "can you see the english win? i cant see a fucking thing"
Australians are physically superior and poms can feel it in real life. Something to do with an active outdoor lifestyle.
You've shot yourself in the foot because they're only accepting younger ones and rejecting the elderly. The olds don't have anything to offer. And the fact I've taken a few young poms under my wing since they got here, they can't get over the place.
superior? ahah silly fucker the english own you aussie bastards we are a little island and look how good we are you just cant admit it oh and stop speaking our language please sheila n put some shrimp on the barbie
little island with 3x our population wanker, the past 20 years how many series have you won against us, wow really that many you must be so fking proud.
Owning us in general maybe but for long, in this generation it is more likely Australia will become a republic, stop living in the shell that what was Britannia.
Get over your seasonal affective disorder (SAD) which makes you miserable, so common amongst poms who don't get their vitamin d when the sun disappears at 3 o'clock.
Physically stunted and atrophied, you lot r the ugliest fucks I've ever seen.
Well i have a day off today actually and because I have a job im usually in bed at 2am in the morning and not calling people I dont know "stupid cunts" on youtube. If you have a son then perhaps you would think you would be a little more mature than you are, bit sad really.
Today i have watched about 10 videos and in every single one you seem to be having stupid arguements with people, do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life?
nah they're just basing themselves there for work and seeing europe on the side, they'll be back to the greatest country on earth when they get sick of that shithole, you'll move here too one day LOL
wow what a thing to be proud of... um lets see we dominated cricket for a decade, rugby for a decade, swimming and rugby league always just to name a few sports, frankly I dont have time but we beat you in soccer the last time we played and will eventually dominate you at that which will hurt you like hell, considering that nobody here likes it very much. The winners of the last world cup only beat us in the end by cheating.
you dont rule us at most things mate, and we're only 200years old with a third of your population too, which undoubtably hurts when we still manage to dominate so many sports etc.
I beg to differ about out drinking us, the barmy army are proof of that, just a bunch of yobs that look like they cant handle they're piss, aussie's all sitting close by quietly relaxing after the same amount of beer... go figure.
its a matter of taste i guess, personally I think most Aussie bands suck but then again im not into bands like coldplay or U2 either.
Led Zep rule the music world I'll give you that, Im a Beatles and Floyd fan too... I thought this was about Cricket... and I think Aussie's might like a drink too but I wouldnt say that it makes you a real man LOL
well I cant think of any british bands I really like beyond the 60's and 70's personally, and I think your way off about more aussie's going there than here, and loving your weather LMAO.
Yes we have shit bands but there have been a few to make it on the world stage believe it or not such as AC/DC, Wolfmother & Jet.
'gayboy surfing' ahahaha I love watching you poms come here and try and surf its really funny and gives our lifeguards a full time job. You would be no different either.
yep, you definately produced a couple of the greatest bands ever in the 60's & 70's, I can't argue with that. Two of my favourite all time bands actually... but nothing good since about 79 in my book.
thats funny? I just spent the weekend snowboarding, the sun was shining though.
I guess most of you can't swim so pool partys would suck for you LOL and.... what do you spend your time doing? riding the tube? at least you don't need your umbrella while riding the tube LOL
If i remember rightly, u called me mate the other day... did you know I'm mixed race... dark skin... not white? Still feeling friendly? I'm as passionate about this country as anyone you will meet. But the BNP, which you obviously beleive in, doesnt want to class me as english because my skin tone is slighty darker to yours... and you do know there are many "niggers" in England who love this country too.... FUCK THE BNP
I called your country dull not your countrymen, Im refering to that grey overcast shithole you LIVE in.
Please explain how Id be a nigger speaking a shit language? You just proved my point that the barmy army are a pack of racists, you must be an honorary member.
*Britain leads* I meant to say. And get real, nobody in this world is jealous of Britons. British men are pale-faced, either too skinny or too fat, always drunk and plain ugly. British women are obese and filthy and known for their loose morals (with foreign men as well). In addition the society is inequal. 75% of all judges and 70% of all finance directors belong to a 7% minority, who have attended expensive private schools. Working-class people have no chance.
The fact of the matter is, the language you are typing, is English. You are using a computer, which was invented in England, the sport you are commenting on, cricket, is English. The list is endless, so yes it may have it's problems, but it gave the world a hell of a lot for a small island of its size.
Is this how you show how smart you are? By emphasizing that you speak better English, which is your mother tongue, than a person who lives in Finland. That´s really smart of you. I´ve got so much more respect for English people now. And it´s not the size of the island, it´s the amount of people. There are like 65 million people in Britain (or more). And do you know why people all around the world speak English? It is because you colonized so many countries.
I´m not a big fan of either country, but leads Europe in illiteracy, obecity, divorce, drug use, crime and sexually transmitted diseases. Nearly a quarter of Britons are classified as obese. Britain has one of the largest rats of alcohol abuse in Europe. A quarter of Britons indulge in binge drinking every weekend. Cocain use is highest in the United Kingdom. Along with Holland and Ireland Britain has the highest crime rate in Europe. Talk about CONVICTS.
Obesity, rates, cocaine, just thought i'd correct you're spelling mistsakes mate. Whichever country you were brought up in, the education system is clearly failing
u sound like the biggest fuck wit english people are the most uglyest people in europe and thats y u r so angry isnt it, you sound very jealous that we are just a better country, and your known hooligans getting bashed every where they go yeah we wouldnt be proud of that
Yeh, we want to be unwashed faggots with bad teeth that live in a grey dismal shithole in tiny little cottages all living on top of each other, packed in like sardines. Yep sounds like paradise to us LOL
mackfuck. such anger. i really think you have a problem. now go sit in the corner and stick your thumb up your arse. that is all bnp is good for. what does bnp stand for? Beastiality and Necrophilia Party. you really are such a petty little man and it is fun taking the piss out of you.
Your all 'extreamly jealous' of Australians which is why you feel the need to try and bag us so much, that's just obvious to us. 'Stop making fools of yourselves'. Maybe if you were good at sport or you lived in a nice place you wouldn't feel the need LOL
good at sport.. i know this is a cricket video but who beat austrailia in the rugby world cup final and then knocked you out on the way to the final last time?
haha here we go, classic english. You won 'a' tournament and will never forget it haha. We dominated world rugby for a decade you idiot, one tournament means fuck all LOL same with the ashes in 05 ONE series in 18 years LOL none of this is worthy of bragging, Australians like to dominate for long periods of time which is the definition of true champions. hahaha what was the score the last time Aus played Eng in your beloved soccer ? haha 2-0 Australia hahaha face it buddy.
yh you beat us 2-0.. in a friendly.. and i'm not saying we've dominated more than you, just that we've beat you when it matters and not in a friendly either.
Can "kik" our ass at what, cricket ? a small minority cares about that over here. crap food, no music, no history, no good alcohol, just dull moaning racists. with a complex about their head of state. isolated from even their own biggest cities, completely detached form the rest of the world. and the most obese nation on earth. yeah right paradise.
So your calling ENGLAND "paradise" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
J.O. and G.R. are both complete fuckwits to us. Cooking foreign food, not your baked beans and chips LOL.
If you knew anything about history you would know that the convicts sent to Aus were all just petty thieves who stole bread etc to feed they're familys and not rapist and murderers, they were left back in dull england with the other scum.
Chill out with the anti english shit.. this video is about our cricket fans which are undoubtably better than yours. End of story. If you want to argue about everything else, try and find a youtube video about English vs Australian politcs or something and go bore people on that.
hmmm that's interesting.... I'm on this video because its the barmy army that need to "chill out with the anti australian shit"... End of story, if being such great fans means singing racist songs about your opposition all day you can have it.
Speaking of boring people... try hearing the same 5 songs being sung at the cricket all day... over and over and over and over and over.... awsome fans or boring broken records ?
You're the broken record you prick. Rascist? You're the country famous for macho bullshit and treating aborigines like animals.
Try hearing NO songs sung at cricket all day from your gap year student fanatics, who save up for their tickets by doing the most prized job that any Australian in England can hope for - fetching VB's out of the fridge in Walkabout! Flaming Gullahh!
We treat them well compared to the way the first settlers did (english), But then again your whole history is drenched with abuse, why should the way you treat your opposition at sporting matches be any different.
Why do you think 'singing' is a measure of anything, we don't care about singing, its like saying america have a better ice hockey team than us.... we don't play ice hockey.
with power what country didnt bully others, all the empires in the world from the roman, portuguese or british empires all did it and if the aborigines were clever enough im sure they would have done the same, just proves how strong our race is to conquer 1/4 of the world
You're just chatting absolute shite now, boring fans?? so how many songs do you sing in a day?? 1 if you're in a patriotic mood... Sorry that the barmy army dont sing the whole hym book for ya. You're just prooving that you cant take it, you could call em racist but its just banter at the end of the day.
we dont sing at the sport, its just stupid. we let you morons do that and make fools of yourselves by being 'over the top' at your shit soccer games... its only a game england, just proves you have nothing else to do in that overcast shithole.
I personally go for showers but thanks for asking haha, aww nah you aussies (presuming you are an aussie of course lol).
You have a very good team, one of the worlds greatests teams why you've always beaten us, makes for a great match though, my dad and me shouting at the TV usually lol, or getting really excited, its fun to watch, I think.
London is so vibrant and stimulating that it is impossible to embrace it all in one lifetime. The variety in Entertainment/Food/Culture etc is stunning.
If you watch "Kathryn Jenkins-I Vow To Thee My Country" on You Tube your heart will be filled with British pride and emotion.
All those fleeing England had to do was move to the edge of London and you have the best of all Worlds in a very safe environment.
Lived there, peacefully and happily for the last 26 years now.
I am a true brit love it here, I mean I do love australia aswell good nation really dont get much voice, but I have appreciation for you, you people make it soo entertaining cricket its ace, thumps up for it!
Its a tranquil, peaceful backwater apart from parts of Melbourne and Sydney ( Great City)...its sooo vast that Perth and Cairns are isolated.
Its for shallow Brits who run away when the going is perceived to get tough.
"Shallow" because without the Sun and the accompanying outdoor life there would be no reason to isolate oneself in a remote Country 10,000 miles away from British friends and Family.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE WANT TO BE AN AUSSIE :s YOUS ARE THE MOST ARROGANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF JUMUR WITH YA DODGEY ACCENTS WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF BEEN AUSTRALIAN ? DONT SAY THE SUM JUST REMEMBER WHAT LANGUAGE YA SPEAKING
hahaha, am i hearing bitterness? can't be a bleeding pom can it? stick to what you know best, loosing, shocking weather, boring tv, ugly towns, guttless military, scarey teeth, a wiiiiiide range of bad accents and all round dead shits, you dogs really should stop breeding
can i just say the joke is crap. and why are you posting on every video about england vs aussie grow a pair and get off youtube. god i hate you people you are worse than the americans and the french
I'm glad you don't live where I do, The term whinging pom is quite ironic, considering all Aussies do is whinge about poms 24 hours a day, I'd rather live here any day, than be isolated in Australia
It's so fucken lame constantly responding to the shit you dribble. Your like a worked up dog, and i keep having to say NO!
What is the fasination? I could care less about your shit hole but you poms are fasinated with Australia and can't stop your shitty come backs, Stop trying so hard.
lmao, Your intelligents is overwhelming, I knew that much as soon as i seen your name............now go home and mummy will make you a cup of tea and put Thomas the tank engine on for you, but for god sake don't forget to brush your teeth :)
As an Aussie I love the Barmy army they add great atmosphere...they could teach most countries supporters a lesson on supporting your team through 'thick and thin'.
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The Barmy army is the only decent thing that comes out of England
iLoveMeSomeRs 1 month ago
Everywere we go, people want to know are you shagging matilda or a big red kangaroo
wingman662 6 months ago
Aussie Version : "Everywhere we go. People want to know. Who are the cockheads. From the England. *Stand Up and sing* it's the Barmy Army, the Barmy..."
DedrickBuck 6 months ago
An England vs Australia discussion on which country is better is pretty farcical. Australia have done well for themselves but come on.....what have they given the World compared to England? Their impact on the World has been minimal.
viallimcbeal 1 year ago 4
that is the mutts nuts
gjms30 1 year ago
did he died
patw586 1 year ago
barmy army can go and suck themselves
KILL4N4IN 1 year ago
@KILL4N4IN but the don't need to when you're around
SNIFFMYBADGER 1 year ago
@KILL4N4IN
COME ON ENGLAND!
BARMY ARMY!!
collinslfc 1 year ago
@collinslfc
Hahahahahaha - I see you're doing the rounds of patriotic cricket vids as well :)
2 hours and counting!
Make that Kookaburra sing, lads!
AlchemicalDavid 1 year ago
yeh but the people who travel are all die hard fans. not jjust some mum dad and little son who decided to go to the game this time
but saying that fuck i love the english.
georgiafromearth 1 year ago
If England are proud of anything, it has to be our passion for sport. - its the only thing that can unite us
Whether its Football Cricket Rugby Tennis Athletics etc we will always be the proudest side
:)
candistarem 1 year ago
england are the most passionate and vocal fans in nearly every sport,makes me proud to be english
wehateplymouthargyle 1 year ago 50
@wehateplymouthargyle I would of liked this comment but your a city fan, SO GET A FUCKING GRIP, ARGYLE TILL I DIE
oioijake 1 year ago
@wehateplymouthargyle as an aussie, i agree
nbb1603 1 year ago
eportlad17 - English Kulture if you can call it that based on sitting around english pubs drinking warm beer and huddling together to sing boring, out of tune songs that make everyone fall asleep - I'd say your the one who is pretty cultureless you plonker.
stiggy869 1 year ago
@stiggy869 Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin and that c**t Rolf Harris. That is it. That is what australia has contributed to the world.
jkflipflopify 1 year ago
Prepaid postage, grain strippers, the refrigerator, underwater torpedo, mechanical shearers, electric drill, notepad, feature film, surf ski, war tanks, pacemaker, rotary clothes line, solar hot water, black box flight recorder, plastic specs, ultrasound, wine cask, racecam, bionic ear, dual flush toilet, first frozen embryo baby, spray on skin, anti-flu medication, blast glass.
Yeah, Australia has contributed nothing to the world *rollseyes*
Game, Set and Match.
supercrevolution 1 year ago
@supercrevolution the ingenious Aussies managed to bind sheets of paper together in a slightly more efficient way than a book to create the wonder that is....THE NOTEPAD......Frank Whittle is jealous of your inventiveness! ENG 1 AUS 0
englandforever 1 year ago
@englandforever
I see you couldn't rebut the rest of the inventions. Good luck in the ashes.
Seriously, I hate cricket, I would rather watch paint dry.
supercrevolution 1 year ago
@englandforever britain sending its convicts to australia is like buying a lottery ticket for someone only to find out they won big, im beginning to think that the british that were left behind are the ones over time who deep down are bitter that they got the raw end of the deal after you hear and see how we live today. thats why you h8 aussies, no amount of singing is going to change the fact that aus is a better country than england.
MrAussiebogan 1 year ago
@MrAussiebogan i dont hate Aussies, ive got family who are Australian. thats the thing, we English are jokers, you lot take everything seriously. im going to Aus next year and i rekon i will enjoy it, but i would rather live in England where the climate is seasonal than somewhere where it is hot 365 days a year, living in a country with awful weather builds character! i dont think i got the 'raw end of the deal'
englandforever 1 year ago
@englandforever lol its not even hot here 365 days of the year, its only cause you guys come here in our summer and think its like that all the time. hmmz i think theres too much american influence within aus is why we are a bit more serious than b4 the americans take things way more seriously then we do.
MrAussiebogan 1 year ago
@MrAussiebogan either way, we give you a shit load of abuse/banter with all of our songs and yet you have none? our country is so laid back and are up for a joke. your fans are so fickle too! where were they yesterday? bcus all i saw were the army? funny how when england lost 5-0 the army were still there singin their hearts out and when you draw a test its like the end of the world. if you continue to be like that then quite frankly you wont win the ashes!
HolteDuffyEnder 1 year ago
@HolteDuffyEnder yeh it was day 5 hardly any 1 goes to day 5 and it was brisbane, wait till adelaide, perth, melbourne and sydney it will be packed... but also its too expensive 4 ppl to go, our countrys a rip off country ev 1 gets ripped off here on a daily basis, its just our greedy governments both state and federal, if i was a millionaire in the uk i would move to aus and nearly double my wealth over nite the way the pound is and always has been,
MrAussiebogan 1 year ago
@MrAussiebogan Well, they weren't packed and of the fans there, most were English.
Our fans would still turn up even if we were 4-0 down.
LawsonB7860 1 year ago
@LawsonB7860 yeh well when 1 day if the pound ever becomes weak we will see if the english turn up lol thats why u english always have a gr8 time in australia A: because its the best and safest place in the world to travel and B: when you convert your pound to australian dollars you dont ever lose out lose you gain...
MrAussiebogan 1 year ago
@MrAussiebogan hardly safe when you're all convicts...
ilvurmum 1 year ago
@ilvurmum yeh we are all convicts fucking dumb arse.. i guess our hot women are convicts too... do u even have women in england?? all u ever see on tv when something comes up about england is men or the queen.. hmm she could pass for a man dont u think...??
MrAussiebogan 1 year ago
@MrAussiebogan WE WON THE ASHES SO STFU...... ENGLANDDDDDDDDDD
mansironaldo 11 months ago
@mansironaldo CONGRATULATIONS ENGLAND WON THE ASHES, I WAS JUST THINKING TO MYSELF THE OTHER DAY THAT THE ASHES REALLY DONT MEAN MUCH CONSIDERING THE ORIGINAL ASHES URN IS LOCKED UP IN ENGLAND AND NEVER LEAVES ENGLAND SO YOU PRITTY MUCH WIN THE ASHES EVERY TIME.. OH AND ENGLAND HAS JUST FINISHED A BEST OF 7 GAME ONE DAY SERIES AGAINST AUSTRALIA UNFORTUNATELY LOSING THAT SERIES 6-1 WHICH REMINDS ME THE CRICKET WORLD CUP IS 10 DAYS AWAY GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ENGLANDDDDDD.
MrAussiebogan 11 months ago
@MrAussiebogan A very very very bitter sounding Aussie. Lets ask every single Aussie player if they think that the Ashes means something. And well done you won a one day series against our reserve bowling line up, just stop hating
mansironaldo 11 months ago
@MrAussiebogan Thanks for putting everything in capslock and it's spelt "pretty" not "pritty", by the way, or don't they teach you how to spell in your convict schools?
Bitter and twisted Aussie, that's all you are.
THthefirst 9 months ago
@MrAussiebogan yeah, no fit english women, like Liz Hurley, Kate Bekinsale, Keira Knightly, kate moss, kelly brook....
THthefirst 9 months ago
@MrAussiebogan
And this is coming from a country whose women are pig ugly racists and with insecurity issues,and the mainstream lifestyle of being a xenophobic slob with the manners of a turd?
TheTatmeister 1 month ago
@MrAussiebogan Disagree, I'm Australian, lived in England and believe it to be infinately better. In fact I can't understand why anyone would want to live in Australia - zero culture, rude people, poor education system, arid as hell and full of piss heads and bogans. Give me England any day.
haze555ful 1 year ago 5
@haze555ful U mad abbo?
moonmum 1 year ago
eportlad17 - your a fucking idiot.
You live in a rainy pisshole surrounded by drunk pint swilling dickheads
Awwight? Enjoy the rest of your "sentence" in England.
gulabjamoon8 1 year ago
@gulabjamoon8 i'd rather be surrounded by pint swilling dickheads than live in a barely inhabitable desert, surrounded by australians
jkflipflopify 1 year ago
ah I see you are an Everton supporter..that explains everything.
easycure007 2 years ago
cultureless aussie twats
eportlad17 2 years ago 2
@eportlad17
We have culture champ. We inherited it from you guys.
Most aussies aren't like that dickhead. You pale northerners are like a intelligent and polite (if not stuffy) version of us.
I, for one, embrace our rainy overlords.
thecoffeebob 1 year ago
just think of all the english music!!! there is some shit but we can blame the USA for that. Australia's contribution is AC/DC, jet and electric mary which is awesome. and sure kylie minogue is popular and she's a good pop singer, but who dumped her bloody sister on us?!? that's harsh, c'mon we only won the world cup once and the ashes twice
containznutzrule 2 years ago
whats wrong with dannii minogue shes fit as they come i watch x factor just for her HAHA!
NorthEndFan 2 years ago
I dont think so the less poms here the fking better,, by the way not all Australians were convicts Im of German decent and not English+ many people from Ireland and England were paid by the government to come here and were not convicts
heaysman123 2 years ago
So you lost the war, that's even worse thatn being a convict.
samliffe 2 years ago
hate*
Freebird21x 2 years ago
MACKEMBNPMEMBER, chill the fuck out, you give Aussies a reason to have us English. Please, Aussies ignore this cocksucker.
Freebird21x 2 years ago
barmy army - "can you hear the aussies sing? i cant hear any thing" me and my 15 yr old mate turn around straight to jimmy savel - "can you see the english win? i cant see a fucking thing"
WayneKinoff 2 years ago
Haha Delusional.
Australians are physically superior and poms can feel it in real life. Something to do with an active outdoor lifestyle.
You've shot yourself in the foot because they're only accepting younger ones and rejecting the elderly. The olds don't have anything to offer. And the fact I've taken a few young poms under my wing since they got here, they can't get over the place.
You seem like a loser lol
stevie29878 2 years ago
superior? ahah silly fucker the english own you aussie bastards we are a little island and look how good we are you just cant admit it oh and stop speaking our language please sheila n put some shrimp on the barbie
Boxingbabbie 2 years ago
vitamin D
stevie29878 2 years ago
are you rainman?
Boxingbabbie 2 years ago
A substance you clearly lack
stevie29878 2 years ago
little island with 3x our population wanker, the past 20 years how many series have you won against us, wow really that many you must be so fking proud.
heaysman123 2 years ago
what has cricket got to do with england owning you in general lol!
face it the english are the bomb!
the reason why most countries speak english is because we took the fuckers over including oz
Boxingbabbie 2 years ago 3
Owning us in general maybe but for long, in this generation it is more likely Australia will become a republic, stop living in the shell that what was Britannia.
heaysman123 2 years ago
lol u failed then
Boxingbabbie 2 years ago
@heaysman123 how many aussie dollars do you get for a pound mate?
F*****g loads.
jkflipflopify 1 year ago
Stevie you sound like a dngerous, predatory peadophile. Please give our children back
HitMeQuick 2 years ago
people the same age as me? get fucked u silly pom
stevie29878 2 years ago
Take a joke you child molester.
HitMeQuick 2 years ago
lol I've already smashed a few poms, and a few english birds so it's all good.
lalalala pasty
Stop moving here u paki's
stevie29878 2 years ago
We rule over you in all aspects.
Get over your seasonal affective disorder (SAD) which makes you miserable, so common amongst poms who don't get their vitamin d when the sun disappears at 3 o'clock.
Physically stunted and atrophied, you lot r the ugliest fucks I've ever seen.
stevie29878 2 years ago
2-1
11BRAD13 2 years ago
england sucked shit that series. 5-0 suckers
Sturt16 2 years ago
who holds the ashes?
shhhhhh
jonbdrfc 2 years ago 18
@jonbdrfc
Good point
But you were bound to win them sooner or later. I mean, we only held them for 2 consecutive decades :P
This summer will be interesting. I have no idea who will win. Both teams are as crap as eachother
Garooshnar47 1 year ago
@Garooshnar47 typical...why is it that most aussies can't admit it when england are good at cricket???
h5standing 1 year ago
I think that's England!
fran185yt 1 year ago
Well i have a day off today actually and because I have a job im usually in bed at 2am in the morning and not calling people I dont know "stupid cunts" on youtube. If you have a son then perhaps you would think you would be a little more mature than you are, bit sad really.
Chris414141 2 years ago
You dont seem to have many things to do, you replied to my comment in about 8 minutes! Oh well its your life.
Chris414141 2 years ago
Today i have watched about 10 videos and in every single one you seem to be having stupid arguements with people, do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life?
Chris414141 2 years ago 2
greatest... your way off... and yes gay.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
nah they're just basing themselves there for work and seeing europe on the side, they'll be back to the greatest country on earth when they get sick of that shithole, you'll move here too one day LOL
Soccer is gay.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
you get em young because they're travelling through europe silly, we get em old because they're relocating LOL.
and your far from the daddy of soccer, you have a popular domestic comp but on the world stage... please...
haynesmachine 2 years ago
proper cricket song
liverpool80000seater 2 years ago
I was 11 years old and watched botham and willis in the ashes in 1981 ,now 11 year olds will remember flintoff
liverpool80000seater 2 years ago
England is a little Island in the North Atlantic,everyone knows who we are,
liverpool80000seater 2 years ago
'that was a friendly and we didn't care' lol nice try but you lost.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
cricket is thee most boring sport in the world! so how fitting is it too half the most boring fans in the world
robert16902008 2 years ago
You good at arguing Makemm i'll give you that
lol ;)
Gabzerelli5 2 years ago
fucking legend
08thepower 2 years ago
wow what a thing to be proud of... um lets see we dominated cricket for a decade, rugby for a decade, swimming and rugby league always just to name a few sports, frankly I dont have time but we beat you in soccer the last time we played and will eventually dominate you at that which will hurt you like hell, considering that nobody here likes it very much. The winners of the last world cup only beat us in the end by cheating.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
you dont rule us at most things mate, and we're only 200years old with a third of your population too, which undoubtably hurts when we still manage to dominate so many sports etc.
I beg to differ about out drinking us, the barmy army are proof of that, just a bunch of yobs that look like they cant handle they're piss, aussie's all sitting close by quietly relaxing after the same amount of beer... go figure.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
its a matter of taste i guess, personally I think most Aussie bands suck but then again im not into bands like coldplay or U2 either.
Led Zep rule the music world I'll give you that, Im a Beatles and Floyd fan too... I thought this was about Cricket... and I think Aussie's might like a drink too but I wouldnt say that it makes you a real man LOL
haynesmachine 2 years ago
well I cant think of any british bands I really like beyond the 60's and 70's personally, and I think your way off about more aussie's going there than here, and loving your weather LMAO.
Yes we have shit bands but there have been a few to make it on the world stage believe it or not such as AC/DC, Wolfmother & Jet.
'gayboy surfing' ahahaha I love watching you poms come here and try and surf its really funny and gives our lifeguards a full time job. You would be no different either.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
Mackem got a point haynesy boi there are a fuck load of aussie students in ol' blighty
lol
Gabzerelli5 2 years ago
over a million english live in australia, hows that for a point.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
2-1 :)
11BRAD13 2 years ago
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tipratsteeze 2 years ago
yep, you definately produced a couple of the greatest bands ever in the 60's & 70's, I can't argue with that. Two of my favourite all time bands actually... but nothing good since about 79 in my book.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
if you say it loud enough
you will always sound precocious
liverpool80000seater 2 years ago
thats funny? I just spent the weekend snowboarding, the sun was shining though.
I guess most of you can't swim so pool partys would suck for you LOL and.... what do you spend your time doing? riding the tube? at least you don't need your umbrella while riding the tube LOL
haynesmachine 2 years ago
If i remember rightly, u called me mate the other day... did you know I'm mixed race... dark skin... not white? Still feeling friendly? I'm as passionate about this country as anyone you will meet. But the BNP, which you obviously beleive in, doesnt want to class me as english because my skin tone is slighty darker to yours... and you do know there are many "niggers" in England who love this country too.... FUCK THE BNP
danamba7 2 years ago
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superfreddieflintoff 2 years ago
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superfreddieflintoff 2 years ago
classic! can't beat the barmy army! check out 'The Fans Jerusalem' on youtube ... it's hilarious and what we need more of during the 4th Test!
superfreddieflintoff 2 years ago
fuck your stupid.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
fuck your stupid.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
What a complete dick you are.
I can't think of one reason the whole world would be jealous of you idiots or the little mud puddle you live in.
LMFAO again!
haynesmachine 2 years ago
Jealous of the English LMFAO
Thats the funniest thing Ive heard on youtube by far!
haynesmachine 2 years ago
The point is none of us care, we're English, we wouldn't swap this land for the world.
Theres something to be said for blind patriotism even when things aren't going your way... the Barmy Army know a story or two about that!
AerospaceEngineer90 2 years ago
I called your country dull not your countrymen, Im refering to that grey overcast shithole you LIVE in.
Please explain how Id be a nigger speaking a shit language? You just proved my point that the barmy army are a pack of racists, you must be an honorary member.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
*Britain leads* I meant to say. And get real, nobody in this world is jealous of Britons. British men are pale-faced, either too skinny or too fat, always drunk and plain ugly. British women are obese and filthy and known for their loose morals (with foreign men as well). In addition the society is inequal. 75% of all judges and 70% of all finance directors belong to a 7% minority, who have attended expensive private schools. Working-class people have no chance.
Adinax86 2 years ago
guess who watched BBC News about 2 hours ago 'cough' Adinax
CdtRSM 2 years ago
The fact of the matter is, the language you are typing, is English. You are using a computer, which was invented in England, the sport you are commenting on, cricket, is English. The list is endless, so yes it may have it's problems, but it gave the world a hell of a lot for a small island of its size.
suartpurslow01 2 years ago
Is this how you show how smart you are? By emphasizing that you speak better English, which is your mother tongue, than a person who lives in Finland. That´s really smart of you. I´ve got so much more respect for English people now. And it´s not the size of the island, it´s the amount of people. There are like 65 million people in Britain (or more). And do you know why people all around the world speak English? It is because you colonized so many countries.
Adinax86 2 years ago
My point wasn´t criticizing England. There were people here who said English is the greatest place on Earth, and I just wanted to bring in the facts.
Adinax86 2 years ago
Thank you for bringing us the facts, I am enlightened now.
kipps2 2 years ago
I´m not a big fan of either country, but leads Europe in illiteracy, obecity, divorce, drug use, crime and sexually transmitted diseases. Nearly a quarter of Britons are classified as obese. Britain has one of the largest rats of alcohol abuse in Europe. A quarter of Britons indulge in binge drinking every weekend. Cocain use is highest in the United Kingdom. Along with Holland and Ireland Britain has the highest crime rate in Europe. Talk about CONVICTS.
Adinax86 2 years ago
Obesity, rates, cocaine, just thought i'd correct you're spelling mistsakes mate. Whichever country you were brought up in, the education system is clearly failing
suartpurslow01 2 years ago
whats the differance between the jackson family and the england cricket team? The Jackson family will bring the ashes home
orgillmathew 2 years ago
it been 75 years since england beat australia at lords lmfao
orgillmathew 2 years ago
u sound like the biggest fuck wit english people are the most uglyest people in europe and thats y u r so angry isnt it, you sound very jealous that we are just a better country, and your known hooligans getting bashed every where they go yeah we wouldnt be proud of that
orgillmathew 2 years ago
angry, ha ha look at you getting all stressed. Boo hoo your all just jealous!!, Hooligans? what hooligans? you tool!
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
Yeh, we want to be unwashed faggots with bad teeth that live in a grey dismal shithole in tiny little cottages all living on top of each other, packed in like sardines. Yep sounds like paradise to us LOL
haynesmachine 2 years ago
actually yes i can, it is very easy. but then again maybe that is shit. i know you are full of that.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
mackfuck. such anger. i really think you have a problem. now go sit in the corner and stick your thumb up your arse. that is all bnp is good for. what does bnp stand for? Beastiality and Necrophilia Party. you really are such a petty little man and it is fun taking the piss out of you.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
Your all 'extreamly jealous' of Australians which is why you feel the need to try and bag us so much, that's just obvious to us. 'Stop making fools of yourselves'. Maybe if you were good at sport or you lived in a nice place you wouldn't feel the need LOL
haynesmachine 2 years ago
good at sport.. i know this is a cricket video but who beat austrailia in the rugby world cup final and then knocked you out on the way to the final last time?
aqqq6 2 years ago
haha here we go, classic english. You won 'a' tournament and will never forget it haha. We dominated world rugby for a decade you idiot, one tournament means fuck all LOL same with the ashes in 05 ONE series in 18 years LOL none of this is worthy of bragging, Australians like to dominate for long periods of time which is the definition of true champions. hahaha what was the score the last time Aus played Eng in your beloved soccer ? haha 2-0 Australia hahaha face it buddy.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
yh you beat us 2-0.. in a friendly.. and i'm not saying we've dominated more than you, just that we've beat you when it matters and not in a friendly either.
aqqq6 2 years ago
yeh, I guess you guys will take what you can get. True champions dominate era's. Rugby Union is pretty unpopular here by the way.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
Why would we be jelous of a bunch of stuck up, racist, cattle shagging,didgeridoo playing, Aborigiony killing convicts???
Gabzerelli5 2 years ago
Because we're a third of your population and can kik your ass.
Because we live in paradise and have everything nature has to offer and you live in the opposite.
Because we have soap and dental technitions.
Because none of the convict stuff and sheep shagging etc is astually true.
because the list goes on, jealous POHM's
haynesmachine 2 years ago
Can "kik" our ass at what, cricket ? a small minority cares about that over here. crap food, no music, no history, no good alcohol, just dull moaning racists. with a complex about their head of state. isolated from even their own biggest cities, completely detached form the rest of the world. and the most obese nation on earth. yeah right paradise.
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
A large majority cares.
Your food is a joke.
Who gives a shit about history.
Your the dull moaning racists with a
redundant royal family complex.
All living on top of each other.
The English are in there own little(tiny) world.
America are the most obese by far.
Australia is definately paradise.
Again you fail.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
1.5 million viewing figures so far , out of a 50 million poulation
We have Jamie Oliver, Gorden Ramsey, you have bush tucker man.
anyone civilized and well educated cares about history,
you are dull just look at your cricket fans. But we know how to enjoy ourselves
you all live 500 miles away from each other
English are in the G8, Nato the EU and USA's main ally
Australia has overtaken the U.S. as the most obese nation
Australia is about as close to paradise as Somalia
again you get owned
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
So your calling ENGLAND "paradise" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
J.O. and G.R. are both complete fuckwits to us. Cooking foreign food, not your baked beans and chips LOL.
If you knew anything about history you would know that the convicts sent to Aus were all just petty thieves who stole bread etc to feed they're familys and not rapist and murderers, they were left back in dull england with the other scum.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
you can read! ''Australia is about as close to paradise as Somalia" tool
So your ancestors were petty thieves ha ha ha
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
Chill out with the anti english shit.. this video is about our cricket fans which are undoubtably better than yours. End of story. If you want to argue about everything else, try and find a youtube video about English vs Australian politcs or something and go bore people on that.
danamba7 2 years ago
hmmm that's interesting.... I'm on this video because its the barmy army that need to "chill out with the anti australian shit"... End of story, if being such great fans means singing racist songs about your opposition all day you can have it.
Speaking of boring people... try hearing the same 5 songs being sung at the cricket all day... over and over and over and over and over.... awsome fans or boring broken records ?
haynesmachine 2 years ago
You're the broken record you prick. Rascist? You're the country famous for macho bullshit and treating aborigines like animals.
Try hearing NO songs sung at cricket all day from your gap year student fanatics, who save up for their tickets by doing the most prized job that any Australian in England can hope for - fetching VB's out of the fridge in Walkabout! Flaming Gullahh!
Redminster 2 years ago
We treat them well compared to the way the first settlers did (english), But then again your whole history is drenched with abuse, why should the way you treat your opposition at sporting matches be any different.
Why do you think 'singing' is a measure of anything, we don't care about singing, its like saying america have a better ice hockey team than us.... we don't play ice hockey.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
with power what country didnt bully others, all the empires in the world from the roman, portuguese or british empires all did it and if the aborigines were clever enough im sure they would have done the same, just proves how strong our race is to conquer 1/4 of the world
G00n3r4Life 2 years ago
You're just chatting absolute shite now, boring fans?? so how many songs do you sing in a day?? 1 if you're in a patriotic mood... Sorry that the barmy army dont sing the whole hym book for ya. You're just prooving that you cant take it, you could call em racist but its just banter at the end of the day.
danamba7 2 years ago
we dont sing at the sport, its just stupid. we let you morons do that and make fools of yourselves by being 'over the top' at your shit soccer games... its only a game england, just proves you have nothing else to do in that overcast shithole.
haynesmachine 2 years ago
eeerm no dont think so
Soap? well why do you all smell of bo?
Gabzerelli5 2 years ago
I personally go for showers but thanks for asking haha, aww nah you aussies (presuming you are an aussie of course lol).
You have a very good team, one of the worlds greatests teams why you've always beaten us, makes for a great match though, my dad and me shouting at the TV usually lol, or getting really excited, its fun to watch, I think.
jsmith19810808 2 years ago
Yup lol haha wanna try it with me? lol woop!!!
jsmith19810808 2 years ago
London is so vibrant and stimulating that it is impossible to embrace it all in one lifetime. The variety in Entertainment/Food/Culture etc is stunning.
If you watch "Kathryn Jenkins-I Vow To Thee My Country" on You Tube your heart will be filled with British pride and emotion.
All those fleeing England had to do was move to the edge of London and you have the best of all Worlds in a very safe environment.
Lived there, peacefully and happily for the last 26 years now.
Its wonderful.
Isleofskye 2 years ago
well said, so much goes on in London, there is always something new to do and places to see.
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
I am a true brit love it here, I mean I do love australia aswell good nation really dont get much voice, but I have appreciation for you, you people make it soo entertaining cricket its ace, thumps up for it!
jsmith19810808 2 years ago 2
The biggest con in the World?
"Come to Australia to live"...
Its a tranquil, peaceful backwater apart from parts of Melbourne and Sydney ( Great City)...its sooo vast that Perth and Cairns are isolated.
Its for shallow Brits who run away when the going is perceived to get tough.
"Shallow" because without the Sun and the accompanying outdoor life there would be no reason to isolate oneself in a remote Country 10,000 miles away from British friends and Family.
Isleofskye 2 years ago
how are the Brits miserable at least we sing at our games
ENGLANDLUKE2008 2 years ago
called a typo ya spoon
ENGLANDLUKE2008 2 years ago
Your whole country should rise up out of the water and hang it self for being so fucken misirable
choppersgun 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE WANT TO BE AN AUSSIE :s YOUS ARE THE MOST ARROGANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF JUMUR WITH YA DODGEY ACCENTS WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF BEEN AUSTRALIAN ? DONT SAY THE SUM JUST REMEMBER WHAT LANGUAGE YA SPEAKING
ENGLANDLUKE2008 2 years ago
Jumur??? the sum??? you truley are the prototype of English speaking countries
choppersgun 2 years ago
what do you call a man without any shins
tony
clubfoot17 2 years ago 2
lol
choppersgun 2 years ago
Australians take themselves to seriously.
LundyIsle 2 years ago
Get your shit stars
Get your shit stars
Get your shit stars off our flag
Get your shit stars off our flag
boldertits 2 years ago 4
ive always wondered wat the hell..the barmy army is singing...can any bidy right the lyrics down...:)
J81988 2 years ago
Everywhere We Go,
People Wanna Know,
Who We Are,
Where We Come From,
We Are The England,
The Mighty Mighty England,
We Are The Army,
The Barmy Barmy Army,
Barmy Army........
TheGreatEckscape 2 years ago 5
aussies are pretty much british with no sense of humour and a dodgey accent you fuckin convicts
lukehardie1993 2 years ago
hahaha, am i hearing bitterness? can't be a bleeding pom can it? stick to what you know best, loosing, shocking weather, boring tv, ugly towns, guttless military, scarey teeth, a wiiiiiide range of bad accents and all round dead shits, you dogs really should stop breeding
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choppersgun 2 years ago
Gutless army? What are you on about?
I would shut up if I were you..before we stick back in handcuffs and deport you somewhere else!
frings1989 2 years ago
Personaly my family came out from Scottland, The only people i know that came here in cuffs were dirty poms
choppersgun 2 years ago
What do you call a Aussie on the run?
A fugitive.
sunderlandareshit 3 years ago 3
What do you call a pom thats glad his not an Aussie?
A fucken liar!
choppersgun 2 years ago
can i just say the joke is crap. and why are you posting on every video about england vs aussie grow a pair and get off youtube. god i hate you people you are worse than the americans and the french
parsnip1231 2 years ago
Grow a pair? this coming from the misirable pom that calls him self parsnip?
I only reply to to comments, i don't make them.
choppersgun 2 years ago
whinge whinge whinge you sound like a fukin girl!
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
I believe the common turm is whinging pom......at least i don't live where you do mate
choppersgun 2 years ago
I'm glad you don't live where I do, The term whinging pom is quite ironic, considering all Aussies do is whinge about poms 24 hours a day, I'd rather live here any day, than be isolated in Australia
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
we dont whinge about poms all day. we take the piss but not all the time. and its not isolated in aus unless you live in the terretories
bigfatben10 2 years ago
It's so fucken lame constantly responding to the shit you dribble. Your like a worked up dog, and i keep having to say NO!
What is the fasination? I could care less about your shit hole but you poms are fasinated with Australia and can't stop your shitty come backs, Stop trying so hard.
choppersgun 2 years ago
whinge whinge whinge
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
lmao, Your intelligents is overwhelming, I knew that much as soon as i seen your name............now go home and mummy will make you a cup of tea and put Thomas the tank engine on for you, but for god sake don't forget to brush your teeth :)
choppersgun 2 years ago
''intelligents'' classic, say no more
SNIFFMYBADGER 2 years ago
well played badger, completely done him over there!! HAHA
JackCAFC 2 years ago
im a aussie barmy army arnt to bad they just sing put up with it
0418306613 3 years ago
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The Barmy Army are a swarm of idiots who shouldn't be allowed to leave the country, or more speciffically West Yorkshire.
CoolJack2 3 years ago
As an Aussie I love the Barmy army they add great atmosphere...they could teach most countries supporters a lesson on supporting your team through 'thick and thin'.
Aussiephil99 3 years ago 9
i agree, im a passionate aussie cricket fan but i loved it at the MCG with the barmy army chants.
Tukann 3 years ago