My Favourite Harry Potter Quotes - Funny & Sad

[100percentdivaful]

My abortive is in the seventh book when Ron pulls Harry out I the water and says "are you MENTAL???!!!!!"

[NickK91799]

what about "Not my daughter, you bitch!"-Molly Weasley

[BuBBlicios24]

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed before either of you come up with a bright idea to get us killed. or worse - expelled!" - hermione [the most awesome line eveeerrr]

[mebyrne]

@BuBBlicios24 Absolutely the quinessential line of the entire series IMHO

[dracomalfoylover98]

lol malfoys line. thats. my favorite line in that book lol. that wouod have been hilarious in the movie

[733draken]

"we need to make the choices between what is right, and what is easy"- Dumbledore

[LittleMissMadie99]

Oh Neville and his Herbology

[Pitbull8376457]

Bloody Hell- Ron Weasly

[SarahJoppe]

Always....

[fanosoX]

best quote "harry potter. the boy who lived, come to die." voldemort

[peacebuglovesdoby]

Voldemort: avada kadabra

[Beatles4eva3]

fred and george: "don't worry ginny, we'll get you a toilet seat from hogwarts!" :D

[jeenyus720]

"Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom"

[NotJustFairytales]

Always.

[BBitsy]

always <3

[rainbowizard7]

The last one was the best -3

[sammyroxify]

These are great. Post more.

[spike4561]

fuck you, you made me cry.

I didn't mean the fuck you part.

love you

[KaulitzWolf]

this actually made me cry, cheers mate.

[AlbusJamesPotter4eva]

i love how neville is carrying a plant(:

[Dabombzable]

Perfect ending!

[TheMoony107]

What about Lupin?????? :(

[kateclaudia]

@TheMoony107: Sorry to disappoint ... there were only SO many quotes I could put on this video without making it 2 hours long to fit in all of my favourite characters ... the video is already sped up as it is!

[TheMoony107]

"I can touch you now" -Lord Voldemort

[MegaLittleBallerina]

@TheMoony107 I was just about to comment saying that :D

[TealPantherTimes]

"always" is so over rated

[kateclaudia]

@TealPantherTimes: Sorry mate, can't please everyone ... :)

[smileitsgoodforyou10]

@TealPantherTimes NO WAY!!!! its

!

[mangacosplayfreak]

I couldn't stop the tears that came when I read Percy's one...

[RandomSillynessity]

These reallllly are not the best quotes from the books. These look like you opened the books to a random page and pointed... and a lot of them have the 3rd person limited narration, not an actual quote (ex: Percy), so you should have found something a little more...legitimate. Just my opinion.

[kateclaudia]

@RandomSillynessity: Haha I have been waiting for someone to pick up on the omniscient narration problem - I just did my best, sorry you didn't like it. ):

Have a nice day.

[StarkidMarie]

Always

[Raezeman]

Quote from George after seeing that Harry too got a 'Weasley sweater' for christmas (philosopher's stone)

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

[americanrainbows]

i got shivers from the last one.

[louisacshs1]

one word "Always"  i sobbed :'(

[littleluver16]

I was laughing hysterically at the ron quote and then the percy quote came on and i started crying hysterically

[YayaGlamGirl1128]

The Percy one is my favorite quote from the entire series :( 

[tigger01victoria]

So good but so sad :) :(

[tinkerbell5729]

always....<3

[ePrebbs]

My favourite quote from Harry Potter is from Dumbledore:

'To the well organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.'

I find so much truth in these words, I even used it in my religious studies report! :)

LOVE YOU HARRY AND THE OTHER GOOD PEOPLE -3 :)

[Ktkraze]

"and the green eyes found the black, and after a second something seemed to vanish in the dark pair... the hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more."

im not sure i got that middle part right... please tell me if i didnt, i was doing it from memory

[sabzspursfan127]

that last snape one touched my heart! <3

[yummyelves777]

That last clip of Voldemort is one of my favorite clips from any of the eight movies.

And props for only using the first Dumbledore!

[kateclaudia]

@yummyelves777: No problem! Richard Harris will always be the perfect Dumbledore in my eyes - I like Michael Gambon as an actor, but he just ruined my vision of Dumbldore in GoF when they made him attack Harry, shaking him, going "DID YA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OB FYREE!?1!?""

): RIP!

[XDeborahNicoleX]

Always <3

[CookieCreamCrumble]

what about sirius speech on : the world isnt devided into good poeple and death eaters harry thers is both good and bad in each of us, what matters most is which part we chose to act on... etc.

[kateclaudia]

@CookieCreamCrumble: Sorry I was only interested in using quotes from the books, not the movies - although I agree with you it is a great quote! :)

[imsosweet999]

@kateclaudia That is used in the book

[XMissMysticFallsX]

I was watching the Draco one, laughing and smiling, but then the snape one at the end came on the screen and it instantly wiped the grin off my face...

[MissMalfoy77]

'Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.'

'It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'

“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

'We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.'

- Albus Dumbledore

dumbledore had the best quotes, i reckon :D

[LexiebooGoesMoo]

“Oh hello there Sir. First time using the potty too sir? Good luck my man.” -Malfoy

[kateclaudia]

@LexiebooGoesMoo: You legend.

[mangacosplayfreak]

@LexiebooGoesMoo I don't remember that...what book is that from? and which page? :)

[LexiebooGoesMoo]

@mangacosplayfreak Its not from a book :) ts from AVPS :)

[SpiritOfChaos117]

@LexiebooGoesMoo Marry me.Please.XD

[LexiebooGoesMoo]

@SpiritOfChaos117 Only if we can name one of our cats Godzilla or Dragon (Draco in Latin) :)

[SpiritOfChaos117]

@LexiebooGoesMoo Ok.Or get a furry one and name it Rumbleroar.Or how about a fish named McGonagills?Sound good to you?=)

[LexiebooGoesMoo]

@SpiritOfChaos117 RUMBLEROAR<3 I officially love you :D

[AlbusJamesPotter4eva]

@LexiebooGoesMoo omg! perfect(:

[LexiebooGoesMoo]

@AlbusJamesPotter4eva Yes, yes, perfection IS my thing :)

[pinkkittykat100]

What about Luna????

[kateclaudia]

@pinkkittykat100: Sorry there were only so many quotes I could put in the video - I didn't want to bore anyone with an hour long video :)

[LeonEyedass]

Me after listening to this song: "Now i'm really depressed".

[Lildevilgirl1993]

I cried watching this.. :(

[894crazy]

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live without love"  -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

[fashiongrl326]

wats the name of this song??

[kateclaudia]

@fashiongrl326: Its by a wonderful Youtube artist called Darkein. Its name is Orchestral Dream: I highly recommend subbing to him - his music is beautiful!

[fashiongrl326]

@kateclaudia thx...i think so too

[bluwing3459]

always

[loverofkittens10]

Oh wow. I really loved Nevilles comment! When I read the book I was like OH YEAH!

[bluemonkey619]

My favorite quote? Supermegafoxyawesomehot.

[kateclaudia]

@bluemonkey619: Well played my friend, well played. :)

[iloveyouxxx2]

i cried at percys

[ZeldaMario5]

@kateclaudia ron breaks his wand now ginny's gone and harry's in mortal danger

[super1crazy2freak3]

totally am crying right now :'( Percy and Snape <3

[SeraphicStarr]

I love Neville's quote, and harry's first. But Snape's "always" made me cry

[mchicxoo]

One of my favorite quotes is the one Harry says to his son in the Epilogue of Deathly Hallows: "Albus Severus, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

And there's always Molly Weasley's classic "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" =)

[EmpressReadyToStrike]

You make me cry :'( first at Percys line and then I just about DIED when you put up "Always". Ahhh. I'm sad now.

[kateclaudia]

@Yellowhangman: The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dum-ble-DORE! :)

[formia2010]

@kateclaudia no in the book harry did it.

[timburtonrules101]

My favorite quote? 'Always.'

[Jet4415]

OMG I LOVE MALFOYS LINE AND ITS SO SAD FOR PERCY HIS FACE STILL ETCHED WITH HIS LAST LAUGH

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

This is a good video. I know because I cried-again-when you put up Percy's line. 

[tigeroo20]

From 0:50 to 1:00 it looks like a l'oreal ad XD

[kateclaudia]

@tigeroo20: Haha best comment I've had on this video! :)

[Lildevilgirl1993]

@tigeroo20 too bad Voldy doesn't have any hair XDDD

[nsk39me]

"No, Fred no!"

Oh God. I think I cried a flood when I read that part in the book.

[captinawesomesauce]

I got mad when Dumbledore died, I threw the book across the room when Fred died, but J.K., you went too far when you killed Dobby!

[kateclaudia]

@feltonluv123: I included Malfoy :) His line was: "Honestly, if you were any slower you'd be going backwards".

[smlime]

TURN TO PAGE 394! (A comment I always have and will think about every time I am told to turn to a page in class)

[kateclaudia]

@smlime: Haha on every Chemistry book I have ever had I always write "TURN TO PAGE ... 394" on the inside cover and get a secret thrill at the thought of the next person's reaction when I sell my book. I wish the person I got my book from was that cool ... :)

[smlime]

@kateclaudia I always circle that page number, I never thought to actually write that on the inside cover :)

[zbr76]

@smlime - have you ever written any memorable shortcuts in your textbooks like Snape did as the Half-Blood Prince?

[TheMKThornton]

"Always"

[TheMKThornton]

I love the last one.

[LittleMisssMalfoy13]

Fred and George - I solumly swear I am up to no good. Snape - Turn to page 394. & Always. Hermione - Just because you have the emotional range of a tea spoon Voldemort - NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Neville - I-I'll fight you! Dumbledore - Severus...please. Ron - Bloody he*l Percy - No! Fred ! ='( Harry - But I am the chosen one! Sirius - Stay away from my godson *punches Lucius* Draco -My father will hear about this!

[LittleMisssMalfoy13]

Percy's line made me cry so much !! ='(

[1cooldog72]

SNAPES AWESOME

[sillysandy13]

"my father will hear about this.." - draco malfoy (my favorite quote)

[Denabella]

Always. AWWW

[Denabella]

Always. AWWW

[xskatex4evax]

The Fred's death scene quote is so poignant but Snape and Lily's "Always" can make me shed a tear every time </3

[Zwergvampir]

Always

</3

[ledhead504]

Man, Quirrel/Voldemort always freaked me out.

[kateclaudia]

@ledhead504: Haha watch "A Very Potter Musical" on Youtube - you will never think of Quirrel/Voldemort the same way again mate :)

[ledhead504]

@kateclaudia Oh yeah, I've already seen it. I love the whole bromance thing, I think it's hilarious!

[1kbear1995]

@kateclaudia Or anyone else for that matter.

[kateclaudia]

@1kbear1995: Haha especially the Draco/Dobby twist - haha I laughed so hard I couldn't control myself! :)

[1kbear1995]

@kateclaudia Totally.

[weirdfoodbunny13]

"You're the weak one. Because you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."

[xXAlienangelXx]

i cry everytime i see voldemort. not kidding.

[kateclaudia]

@xXAlienangelXx: Haha out of fear or pity? Hmm :)

[xXAlienangelXx]

@kateclaudia fear.xD

[kateclaudia]

@xXAlienangelXx: What about when he hugged Draco in DH2? My whole cinema practically pissed ourselves laughing :)

[xXAlienangelXx]

@kateclaudia i was like jumping out of my seat because i was so uncomfortable.xD

[kateclaudia]

@xXAlienangelXx: Yeah wasn't it? I couldn't control myself when Bellatrix died - but Neville killing Nagini got my cinema's biggest reaction :) Did you go to midnight screening?

[xXAlienangelXx]

@kateclaudia it so was. i was proud of neville, poor kid.xD i did not! did you?

[kateclaudia]

@xXAlienangelXx: Yeah I went to midnight with my friends and I dressed up as Quirrell :) I know what you mean about being proud of Neville! He is such a badass now! I am glad he got the recognition he deserved and was shown to actually belong in Gryffindor!

[jeanettefan123]

You had to say about fre -e-ed!!! Brilliant work though

[YourFriendCarmen]

BLOODY BRILLIANT! I admire your love of Harry Potter! [:

[mousehouse1999]

"no! No! No" someone screamed." No! Fred! No! Percy was shaking his brother, Ron kneeling down beside him. And Fred's eyes stared without seeing the shadow of his last laugh still etched on his face.

I will cry forever.

George without Fred is like a summers day with no sun.

[iamchinaaru]

And Fred's eyes stared without seeing

I will cry forever

[cloakedcloud15]

I like when Slughorn said to Ron " it's good to see you wallanbee" I laughed so hard and when he said "morning Harry miss granger oh and you to Wenby" lol!!

[Bbodysplash]

ahaha draco <3

[90Nicke]

Mine is i dont know but i bet its not pumpkin juice - harry or what r u doing ? Teaching. Is that a student? Technicley its a farrot. - mad eye and pro. Mag

[Jerryguy1818]

i saw hp and the dh pt 2 and i cried when fred died :'(

[mermaidsh2o]

@123hedgehoglover I forgot Hedwig died!

[mermaidsh2o]

''Always'' will always be my favorite quote although I love ''MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!"

[Crazzypurplegirl]

The ending was great!

[Radhiberry]

I miss you Sirius,Dumbeldore,Remus,Tonks,­Fred,James,Lily R.I.P

[polarice2224]

That last one was so sweet. But why did you cut off 'just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have'? But it was awesome.

[TheKara33]

This is great! **ADD TO FAVORITES**

[BTRlover410SCM]

aww severus, you're so sweet u still love lily...

Go English actors! UK rules! (literally)

[La6oUFZii]

Awww that was sooo touching!! btw I wanted to point out that at 0:02 its the other way around, George is the one on the right and Fred is the one on the Left.

[The4RandomFreaks]

"All this time?"

"Always"

<3

[Efelei]

"Honestly, if you were going any slower, you'd be going backwards."

Oh little Draco. xD

[Brianthefluffysnail]

my favs

10 points from griffindoor coz I don't like u!

[kateclaudia]

@Brianthefluffysnail: Sorry who says that one? Was it Malfoy? :) Hmmm ...

[weirdo8818]

"Always"

[mdekker16]

fred's not dead. he did a R.I. P. a Really Impressive Prank

[MrKatie99]

ill join you when hell freezes over <3 x :'S

[oriolesmagic100]

@girlsnowboarder77 That's from Sorcerer's Stone

[girlsnowboarder77]

my favorit Ron weasley quote is from the Chamber of Secrets movie, he yells at Harry, "Not me , Not Hermione, YOU!"

[hannahloves2draw]

No I lov draco he is hot

[AWSOMENESS655]

AM I THE ONLY DRACO LOVER OUT THERE??? and i love fred and george<3 RIP fred :'( and i like snape after the last movie.

[AngelandDraco10ver]

"Always" ~ Severus Snape... I almost started to cry when I saw that. :'(

[MrKatie99]

@AngelandDraco10ver  everyone did :'(

[bluemonkey619]

My favorite quote is Voldemort's "I CAN TOUCH YOU NOW!"

[ThunderLoveGienn]

@bluemonkey619 Like that one,too.I guess it was from Goblet of Fire,was it?

[iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia]

Snape - Always :'( </3 nawwwww ♥ I saw it coming but i didnt want it to be true xxxx

[TheGameChannel321]

mine was " LOok at me, you have your mother's eyes" - Severus Snape

[AvianTiger]

Awww, this is so sweet and so sad. but awesome 2

[TheLollypop655]

my favorite Hermione line is from the film when she says, 'I'm off to bed, before one of you comes up with another idea to get us killed,or worse... expelled!' And my favorite line from Ron is 'Bloody hell!' or 'Wicked...' My favorite Harry line is, 'Your brilliant Hermione,Truly!' Because i love them 2 together! <3 and another from Harry is, 'Because we would take the micky out of her if she did?' :) when Ron says in the yule ball that he feels sorry for Hermione.

[utmch2003]

1:05-Um...does Neville know that there's a village in Norway called Hell that freezes over in the winter?

[potterati101]

'always".....

[loonylovegood27]

my fav. quote :p

"He wanted to be stopped, to be dragged back, to be sent back home...

But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here..."

[MsKimBLING]

George,Fred,Ron,Ginny,Hermione and Harry are my favorite character (most of the percentage is for George and Fred)

[charlotte851991]

Here is the music from? It's beautiful

[kateclaudia]

@charlotte851991:

A wonderful Youtube artist called Darkein.

Search him, he is one of my favourite youtubers! :)

[bloomhug]

My fav line of ALL time is "Ah shut up Dursley yer great prune" from Hagrid

[SuperSnowHill]

One of my favorite lines form the book was "why are you worried about you know who? You should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation. The other "Jiggery pokery! Hocus pocus, squiggly wiggly-" "MUUUMMMMM!" lol

[mimirox11]

i'm sad now

[Luciix37]

this video is actually beautiful! made me cry so much (especially at the bit with percy, when fred died) , the music was breathtaking- which video on darkein's channel was of it?

[JokerzPrincezz]

oh ya! 100th like

XD I feel special

[marcianitaz]

There's no need to call me sir, professor. Cracks me up!

[IsaBabe999]

ohh fred...

[Frankyyourpimp]

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTER?

[kateclaudia]

@Frankyyourpimp: Only one? Either Gilderoy Lockhart, Lee Jordan or Uncle Vernon :) They aren't the most beloved characters but from a literary point of view I think they are just comedic genius!

But the ones I adore are Dobby and Hermione :)

What about you?

[JKRowlingGIRL]

@kateclaudia im all about snape and Dobby... SPOILER AHEAD too bad the both of them had to die

[stantheman781]

@kateclaudia i luv harry!!! i dont know why but i love snape the best lol...and he was in one of my dreams WTF?! harry potter like dreams for the win!

[kateclaudia]

@stantheman781: Once I had a dream I got to go to Hogwarts because I was the long lost sister of Oliver Wood - it was the most amazing dream ... so angry when my mum woke me up! :)