@Chiv4l Having a bunch of psychologist brain types zapping you would be pretty rough. Plus it would be awful having so little intelligence but still the stress response while being tortured beyond imagination. I guess they always have their teeth though.
@Stewartallen1987 Fact? No. It's people who can't take responsibility! You drink because you drink! don't try to weasel your way out of responsibility! ;)
A guy will always finish his drink before going to the dance floor, the rest room, or napping at the beach. Women, however, will drink some now and save the rest forever. That's how monkeys are able to steal their drinks AND how date rape creeps are able to drug their drinks. Words of advice; NEVER leave an unfinished drink unattended!
Personally I like how the BBC's cameramen don't say "Oh excuse me ma'am a monkey's taking your drink" their philosophy is "lol gotta keep the cameras rolling!"
Organic RED wine yes is protein,never heard bout life expectancy(will research),and organic food/good water and healthy thoughts make you aware and awake more and more if you meditate,etc..We here to grow!And mind is required to work with heart.We not suppose to get old the way many people do..
1:29
'that's MINE'
theoc1998 4 days ago
I want to be like them
gnillarip 5 days ago
animal by mike snow came on pandora as i was watching this
perfect background music
jessesteeltown 5 days ago
thumbs up great ass
humosdeporro 5 days ago
0:23 "forget the monkeys...WHAT AN ASS!"
DeNoizeHardcore 6 days ago
Yes, but unlike monkeys, we figured out how to create alcohol ourselves while the monkeys are left to either eat fallen fruit or steal our drinks.
hanahluck 6 days ago
i hope i'm gonna be a monkey in my next life
Chiv4l 6 days ago
@Chiv4l Having a bunch of psychologist brain types zapping you would be pretty rough. Plus it would be awful having so little intelligence but still the stress response while being tortured beyond imagination. I guess they always have their teeth though.
originalversionkid 6 days ago
0:24 ale ma dziwną dupe :|
bolekrulez 6 days ago
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Monkey see, monkey steal, monkey do, monkey drunk.
emceeAMile 1 week ago
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emceeAMile 1 week ago
Was that Snooki stealing a drink?
Garoosh99 1 week ago
So that's what happened last night!
Lutoniro 1 week ago
DAT ASS
kikokazuma 1 week ago 2
@kikokazuma dammit! I was just about to say that.
Tbone155817 1 week ago
Oh goodness.. The Foley in this is so damn loud.
TomSka 1 week ago
he's a drunk mokey... a drunkey... hehe i luled
brodis11 1 week ago
2:22 - 2:38 that's one drunken-to-the-bones monkey.
MrTablonX 1 week ago
the monkeys and I have a lot in common right now
ninaozzie 1 week ago
The world would be a much darker place without playful monkeys.
dangeresque429 1 week ago
Man, I hate monkeys.
Rzrbrn 1 week ago
WOW!
faqu529 1 week ago
Does it make me a nerd that the weirdest thing I found in this video is the fact that they added foley and sound effects?
TheRecluse26 1 week ago
Is this real? I thought the video was funny and cute, but do monkeys actually do this?
flyguyee 1 week ago
hey they just wanted a drink man
XxPzPxX1 1 week ago
hahahahaha
VicaCOBHC 1 week ago
the best part about this is that the cameraman just watched the monkeys being cunts and stealing drinks
homobarbie 1 week ago 3
0:35 nice
anderskittilsen 1 week ago
Salmonella Dub, "Calming Of The Drunken Monkey"
hippynz 1 week ago
1:31 Bitch GTFO
TheDragonsword123 1 week ago 4
IM HORNY AND NEED ME A FUCKIN BEER
bmxrider222 1 week ago
chick at 0:34
(y)
Nightss10 1 week ago
@Nightss10 Thank you!! You noticed too! :) :)
pHiLKizer 1 week ago
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Nightss10 1 week ago
hahahaha
ariisbest2 1 week ago
It's like watching Jersey Shore
Vutevz 1 week ago 34
@Vutevz literally LOL'd
eggroll9000 1 week ago
@Vutevz no i think the monkeys are smarter
MrWazesx 5 days ago
hahaha i drink like a monkey :>
dertrisan 1 week ago
doesn't this prove evolution?
MultiRedman7 1 week ago
@MultiRedman7 In every possible way.
Look how much we act like pissed monkeys..
stupidvampiretwat 1 week ago
24/7 steeldrumms... what else can u do?
Madowstone 1 week ago
2:23 - 2:27 yourself !!
VikToRBlaDeofGod 1 week ago
I hope they took his keys away! Somebody get him a cab.
seattwa 1 week ago
if you knew the kind of disease that they carry you would not find it amusing. i hope they throw away the glasses.
wallyboy23 1 week ago
Alison Haislip sent me here to view this documentary of her life :P
JRSiebz 1 week ago
anyone else think the narrator sounds like pyter baelish?
IamSAKATAK 1 week ago
This is hilarious.
cheersdrinktothat 1 week ago
This is hysterical !!!
lilsuzq32 1 week ago
Damn nature, you funny
M0taX 1 week ago
i'd like to live in a place where monkeys are as common as squirrels
Tom64o 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you came here from msn
Firesach 1 week ago
0:34 , monkey should be grabbin that ass!
Aldiggy2000 1 week ago
0:30 nice ass. sexy female.
AZIFMIKAYRE 1 week ago
lol are there any signs at the beach saying don't feed the monkes?
usernsx 1 week ago
1:03 Sip... sip... Fuck it, I'm just taking it.
TheHeidi1998 1 week ago 3
1:48 Sooooo wasted.
PootyHead 1 week ago
monkey see monkey do
ikendelTV 1 week ago
2:39 ruined it all
jeangardyjeune 1 week ago
this drunk monkey at the end s the best!
jeangardyjeune 1 week ago
"our liking for alcohol is determined by our genes."
Oh come on. Now we're gonna get "It's ok, I'm an alcoholic because of my genes! I cant help it!"
GojiGuy 1 week ago
@GojiGuy ...we already get that.
FatAndy133 1 week ago
@GojiGuy Its been scientifically proven. Its fact.
Stewartallen1987 1 week ago
@Stewartallen1987 Fact? No. It's people who can't take responsibility! You drink because you drink! don't try to weasel your way out of responsibility! ;)
GojiGuy 1 week ago
A guy will always finish his drink before going to the dance floor, the rest room, or napping at the beach. Women, however, will drink some now and save the rest forever. That's how monkeys are able to steal their drinks AND how date rape creeps are able to drug their drinks. Words of advice; NEVER leave an unfinished drink unattended!
WytZox1 1 week ago 57
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@WytZox1 i don't even understand the term "unfinished".
partonace 6 days ago
Well, Boris Yeltsin would've made a great monkey chief.
xenon000001 1 week ago
our roots are clear
brentepeters 1 week ago
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Yeah, intoxicated monkeys are real cute until you run into a mean drunk and he's all like:
"Hey asshole, I think you ought to take your eyes off my girlfriend's red butt."
And you're like, "Whoa dude I was looking at the ocean. I don't even like monkey-butt."
Then he's like, "You sayin' my girlfriend's ugly, punk?"
And before you can say anything to defuse the escalating tension he lunges at you and rips your face off.
Yeah, drunk monkeys....real fucking cute.
psychicwhoosh 1 week ago
0:24 dat ass
1dotonly 1 week ago
throwed azz monkeys
BKontos 1 week ago
What a couple of beer barrons.
TheMusketITuckedIt 1 week ago
2.05 - Did Tim and Eric do the sound effects for this video?
mrjimmyos 1 week ago 3
@mrjimmyos hahhahah. yeah. gotta be. I cant watch this video now with out lol'ing at 2:05
kohakuhime 1 week ago
@kohakuhime You cant unhear it :D
mrjimmyos 1 week ago
this is awesome
vex15423xum 2 weeks ago
This opens up a whole new area of research.
Monkey hangovers? Monkey binge drinking? Monkey booty-calls?
yourblackoutmemory 2 weeks ago
Climbing while drinking kills, IT KILLS!
Sluggo117 2 weeks ago
Personally I like how the BBC's cameramen don't say "Oh excuse me ma'am a monkey's taking your drink" their philosophy is "lol gotta keep the cameras rolling!"
ShanePWagner 2 weeks ago
@ShanePWagner im pretty sure they left those drinks around to get good footage
tonybeir 2 weeks ago
@tonybeir A boy can dream cant he?!?!??!!?
ShanePWagner 2 weeks ago
They aren't evolved enought to be ticked :'(
radonculus 2 weeks ago
Surprised there isn't a voice overdub for this yet.
JakeRBTR 2 weeks ago
1:50 GPOY
brynne105 2 weeks ago
2:05 Are they really inserting sound effects for the monkeys...
tehUBERn00blet 2 weeks ago
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Stop laughing at that drunken monkey. He later went back to his tree and mercilessly beat his wife with a coconut.
Garuda1337 2 weeks ago
there off to Karma, cabs are here
jonnois 2 weeks ago
ewan mcgreggor?
Viper7654T 2 weeks ago 2
@Viper7654T no, it's a monkey that's drunk too much
wikkidprawn 2 weeks ago
I would change the title of this clip to Drunk Monkeys Win!- Awesome Nature
Dixonherbox 2 weeks ago
Why is it so adorable?
Crimsonphilic 2 weeks ago
1:45 DRUNK MONKIES!!
drivnbydeath 2 weeks ago
.... come on now !! be honest now !! Who hasn't 'bumped a table' as they walked by and then done THAT (@2:06)????
RohypGnosis 1 month ago
give them vodka and see what happens
CalvinTeeKai 1 month ago 22
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The animal kingdom Pub
EvolutionSlimming1 1 month ago
If I was there I would tell the bartender 20 drinks for me and the monkeys and then just throw a bash!!
wolfstriked 1 month ago
as high as a muthafucka!!!!
atdssl 1 month ago
2:30 OMG THAT MONKEY IS SO DRAMATIC <3
horseLove322 1 month ago
Lol
hotrun1220 2 months ago
HAHAHAHA 2:14-2:30
blushan 2 months ago
Get those Monkeys free alcohol!
CatchBlog 2 months ago
1:26 - 1:32 :P
sopernova9 2 months ago
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DaveLaRoxxx 3 months ago
they are like : omgiamsodrunk
RaZoR1991BC 3 months ago
those guys must fuck up your vacation there so bad :p
MrHerbalfred 3 months ago
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they just want live like people
quigi121 3 months ago
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quigi121 3 months ago
if a monkey will steal my beer i`d beat the shit out of it !
donzaxspeed 3 months ago 2
I have no idea how I got here.
But this is awesome. 8D
WishesSetFree 4 months ago 5
1:55 favourite!
Cologneyayay 4 months ago
I bet there is always one monkey that is slightly camp, only drinks cocktails and hates beer. You know the type lol.
QuicklyMrScott 4 months ago
I'd like to party with those dudes.
doublesnaggle 4 months ago 125
@doublesnaggle i think those monkeys are well mannered when they drink, compared to humans!
OTHELAKON200 2 months ago
get that monkey a cab
jizzily 4 months ago 102
@DaveLaRoxxx
well what should i think about?
some weird-ass dude who wants monkeys to be killed?
now who was the one who didnt think abut what he was writing, tell me :D
fitzeflinger 4 months ago
1:46 STOP, DROP and ROLL!
SKARxFBI 5 months ago
LMFAO 2:33
leojnorac1 5 months ago
I live in Finland .. and this genetic thing explains a lot :D
r0peman 5 months ago
Ohhh, What's in this gla--
*Table falls down, glass breaks*
OMFG, RUN!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
burnmehdown214 5 months ago
There are monkeys out there who are getting wasted! Lol drunken monkeys ftw!!!!!!!!!!
legomotion836 6 months ago
Winning
mhalqungchristine14 6 months ago
lol
ariel99nati1 7 months ago
Roberto Gomez Bolaños Lozano
eddiemld1 8 months ago
Looks like we tolerate leaders that also monkey around!
Still poison is poison whether fanta/coca makes the body weak like unnatural food(refined flours,sugars aspartame and company).
Alcool when not organic is poison too!!
Get a grip before you can't anymore..
pensivethought 11 months ago
@pensivethought a glass of some alcohols a day is actually good for you...
RandomDirectors 9 months ago
@RandomDirectors
for example?
and what does it do for your body?
pensivethought 9 months ago
@pensivethought half a glass of wine increases your life expectancy by 5 years google it..
RandomDirectors 9 months ago
@RandomDirectors
Organic RED wine yes is protein,never heard bout life expectancy(will research),and organic food/good water and healthy thoughts make you aware and awake more and more if you meditate,etc..We here to grow!And mind is required to work with heart.We not suppose to get old the way many people do..
pensivethought 9 months ago
2:32 gww! toxic cocktail xD
GraphicGeek2011 11 months ago