Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers

[NintendanGX]

lol good old guru larry

[hfcworld2]

cover your mouth

[Dekabricks]

Kill me.

[Rabbitgirl57]

ok, someone explain to me why everyone hates this guy. i JUST figured him out

(dont blame me ok? im not that old) and i see alot of strange comments

[PlagueIndustry]

@Rabbitgirl57 There is a comment down below yours by Kozoi that explains it pretty well.

P.S. You would think that the last part of Kozoi's comment is just an insult, except that it actually happened.

[Rabbitgirl57]

@PlagueIndustry oh sorry, i didnt see that comment. yeah, after i posted my comment, i looked him up and learned quite a lot of creepy things that he did. I tried to read his comic "Sonichu" but i really cant stand it.

thanks though.

[TheJinxrr]

@Rabbitgirl57 Look for Vivi's audiobooks, or the Sonichu Animate Series. They're much more palatable.

[shellkazuma123]

3:10

*cricket...cricket*

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Also, was that a gen 3 pony back there?

[TheAdmiralPancake]

He's awfully special.

[DaNamesJesus]

Y do ppl hate him...lol just cuz.SIMPLE.

[DelaTova]

I found them by googling 'naked vid of Chris Chan humping doll' and it was the first suggested site called Slutload dot com... There's like 5 or 6 of them on there! The one you see at the end of this Youtube vid is funny as hell at the end of it....but do watch the one where he gets caught fapping by his Dad who threatens to remove his precious internet! lol.....

[TheRaffleTube]

I almost lost my lunch at 2:44. God he's disgusting.

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Of course Chris liked the story. He's the only one dumb enough to understand it.

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Opening lines win:

Guru Larry: "So what are you playing online apart from Life...PlayStation Home, I mean.

Chris: "Hmm...yeah...probably..."

Larry: "Okay"

[MrShazDude]

Why the fuck does everyone hate him? He's just different.

I act exactly like Chris Chan and I can't help it for some reason, I just feel like I have to.

[untunedguitar45]

@MrShazDude are you also a racist homophobe with sexist ideas of women and drink your own jizz ?

[MrShazDude]

@untunedguitar45 ...what happens if I say yes?

[untunedguitar45]

@MrShazDude oh......OH GOD, YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT STUFF?!?!?

[Mosixman]

@MrShazDude You drink fanta-jizz and pretend to be a 'tomgirl'?

[Kozoi]

@MrShazDude

He's a lot more than 'different.' Chris-chan acts extremely Narcissistic, black mails people who he doesn't like, acts homophobic whenever the topic comes up, tries to generalize people of different races and Religions, thus being racist and purposefully ignorant and he is a huge pervert. He panders his Religious beliefs upon others even though he has lacking understanding of their beliefs, tells trolls to troll others but complains when he gets trolled and eats his own jizz.

[444Tazer]

I don't see why Bulk and Skull's theme offended Chris, they were the best characters on the show.

[Jiglypuff218]

2:39 CHRIS BE CRYIN'

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

CHRIS CHAN MADE SONIC LOOK WORSE SOMEHOW, XBOX360 LOOK GOOD, AND.. POKEMON REMAINS INVINCIBLE WITH NOTHING ABLE TO MATCH THE HATRED PEOPLE HAD ABOUT IT BACK IN THE DAY.

[Allyattackattack]

some people get paid for hating transformers?

[Drakodan]

I've always thought that Chris looks like absolute SHIT in these videos.

Not that he ever looks good, but God, he looks about 40 in these videos.

[MiHiVidz]

1:28

FUCKING COMEDY GOLD!!!

[MiHiVidz]

Gawd! That camera angle. I'm sure Chris did it on purpose so he can literally look down on people, but it just makes him look more bloated and repulsive! Now I know what all those poor, unfortunate Hungry Man TV dinners on his table have to look at as he's devouring them.

Thank god this video does not carry the obvious SMELL of that port-o-john Chris lives in!

[privatecoduti]

@MiHiVidz theres always ppl that talk shit about other ppl. usually its cause something in there life hurt them and turned them into the frail bitch u are. did ur daddy molest u? did he hurt ur feelings did the kids at school tease u? did ur mom tell u u were a whiny bitch? what was it!? i just wanna know.

[MiHiVidz]

@privatecoduti You suck at playing "Whitey-Knightey".

[privatecoduti]

@MiHiVidz i really just wanna know. are u simple minded or something? its ok if u are. im just wanting to know what drove u to tease ppl

[MiHiVidz]

@privatecoduti AND you suck at trolling too, apparently.

[privatecoduti]

@MiHiVidz can u just answer my question. did u get caught being gang banged by 5 black dudes and every one at school called u night rider. did u get bullied by the nerdy kids too?

[xTzuVenom]

He looks freaking beaten to hell ..

[DukeNukem2020]

How in the world did you get ahold of Chris?!? I've been trying to become the next big troll...

[videogamenostalgia]

@DukeNukem2020 Try emailing him. His email's somewhere on the CWCiki- he drops it all the time, particularly in his videos in the Miyamoto saga. If you're gonna troll him, just make sure you make him do more Sonichu...

[imhatepie]

It's fucking strange to watch him conversing with another person.

[TimeTower21]

omg.... the theme song ROCKED. XD When did you start making these videos and why wasn't I aware?! Lol, I haven't checked yet. I've just subscribed and have been pesky with comments on a few videos already. ^_^

[thewilloffire08]

I'd love the Bluk and Skull theme to be played whenever I enter something.

[scribblenutter]

Chris brings and bad meaning to the name Chris, unluckily my name is Chris or in full or greek name, Christoforos A.K.A. Chris...... When wil this dude die so I can have full pride in my name???

[PullMyPeeper]

i want to peepee on him.

also, niggers.

[Rahnethewolf]

least this guy is trying, you stupid trolls

[Yubera2K10]

How do you get him to agree to these vids?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@Yubera2K10 Honestly? Jack Thaddius hacked his account last year and saw that I asked. He ended up sorting it out with me (well got him to reply to me).

[moviemowdown]

@ScrewAttackEurope That is a joke right?

[BillyCauseyjr]

@UrsuDude not to mention that Stephen Fry is God, Jesus, and the bear comined. (XP)

[patio87]

Does Chris Chan seem extra retarded here, or is it just me?

[TwoHandedSledge]

@patio87 no, he does. He looks even more fucking blank and vacant. Like he's just sitting there with this really empty blank look, as all of these dumb ass words form in his mashed up retarded brain, with drool running down his chin, as if he has no clear where he is, but somehow is still able to babble incoherently about fucking LBP and Transformers. Christ, can you imagine trying to carry on a conversation with this idiotic piece of shit? I'd hafta kick him in the face before it was over.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@UrsuDude Probably for the best as Chris doesn't like "da homos" after all :D

[ejmacb]

Chris looks half dead here

[left4sean]

its a fucking zombie SHOOT IT!!!

[Flaw55]

r u retarded?

[sevenbegore]

The power ballad of Chris-chan. And somewhere Optimus Prime rolls over in his grave.

[keyburrito]

If you're going to like Transformers 2, for the love of God don't like it for the story.

[Kaweebo]

I guess my cousins in the clear then. He only watches for Megan Fox. I just hate it in general.

[NerdBrosComedy]

@keyburrito Or say that it's anything like the cartoon!

[shophet125]

Wow, Chris-chan looks like the fat, dead guy the roach possessed in Men In Black.

[TehMoMoman]

Ultimate Virgin



[MagneticLehrak]

Anyone who can say a micheal bay movie has a good story is damn hilarious.

[eddeman1992]

JUUUUUUUUUUUUULEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY­YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ilikelimpbizkit]

Wait, he thought Transformers 2 had a good story?

What!?

[SideShowShayne1]

Transformers 2 = DEUUGGGG

who liked that movie it had no story just sex jokes and explosions he only reason the first was decent was because Steven Spielberg i bet Steven tried to stop Micheal bay from trying to do half the stuff he did

transformers 2: 2/100 

[roflmfaopimp]

I fucking love these interviews moar moar moar kthkbai :D

[Thefriendlybaron]

Do you actually respect this guy?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@Thefriendlybaron Lol, no :D

[Thefriendlybaron]

@ScrewAttackEurope how the hell could you interview him? LOLZ

[Thefriendlybaron]

@ScrewAttackEurope I kinda in away feel kinda sorry for this guy,he's kinda a moron but he gets alot of shit though.I kinda feel i bit bad for chris in away,its kinda funny some of his antics and the parodies and stuff but i think all he is looking for is the right person man.Shit it sucks to be him.

[sub2me4areview]

@Thefriendlybaron He drank his own sperm

[Thefriendlybaron]

@sub2me4areview i know

[mhirtes12]

I would have replaced the "Bulk & Skull" theme with "Dare To Be Stupid".

[Samsukkaa]

"I shall be uploading the entire 40 minute magnum opus of an interview to my GuruLarry account incase anyone out there wants a cure to insomnia."

;( i want it. :( keep your promise :( ME WANT ME WANT :(

[ColorzBox]

LOL but the Bulk and Skull theme fitted him fine.

[EpicMarathonUK]

Larry, we need more lulz. Any chance you can try to get a new interview with chris? Can you still do it now that he took the wifi out of his ps3 or does he have a webcam?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@EpicMarathonUK He agreed to do another, I'm just waiting for him to get off his fat ass and actually do it.

[Bloodfont89]

@ScrewAttackEurope He did? Awesome, is that recently he said he'd do another?

[reusol]

@ScrewAttackEurope you'll be waiting a long time. he's usually to busy fucking other his anime pillow nicknamed "julie" and complaining about people calling gay

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@reusol Last report of his whereabouts was he was spotted in his local game store kicking the xbox 360 games as they were touching the PS3 games!

[shadowario]

@ScrewAttackEurope How does he not figure out you don't respect him?

[The09Gentleman]

@ScrewAttackEurope You should have used the Bozo the Clown theme this guy instead. It would've fit him nicely.

[LeonSKennedy828]

@ScrewAttackEurope Really???

[Stiglitz51]

@ScrewAttackEurope But would he do that i mean he mightve seen these videoes and how you reacted in comments and some of the editing in the videos. it was still funny as hell what you did though

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Who is this?? I don't get this at all

[smbmoviefan]

Does stan bush know what chirs has done to his classic song? If I were him i'd be pissed.

[sub2me4areview]

Larry:What do you play online at the moment besides life.... I mean Playstation home...

chris:Yeah probably.

Larry: Okay

[peterthekingofpie]

Nice face when he turned his back on you! xDxDxD

[awesome220]

Do you still talk to Chrissy?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well, I still try and speak to him, but he says replying to emails takes a lot of energy, and he dosn't have much ATM as he's so "stressed".

Note he's been "stressed" since October >.>

[KiljanArslan]

damn it why did you have to agree to his demand to replace the theme with his horrible singing?

[ProtoSnake]

sad the bulk and skull theme is gone but at least the new intro theme is funny because of that guy's crappy singing lol

[Jetblast01]

This guy is Pokey...the same as him except doesn't have access to create a machine to give birth to a nightmare that would destroy th universe if released. Or has an empire of his own choosing based off his hedgehogs.

[JurpoJarppinen]

Is he serisous or is he just joking? Im hoping he is.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Who Chris? He never jokes.

[JurpoJarppinen]

@ScrewAttackEurope You mean he is like that? I tought it was all fake, but. Man i cant even put it in words. His like this little kid in a mans body or something like that, im shocked.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Lol, this goes waaaay beyond being able to fake it.

I strongly suggest you Google "Chris-chan" and look for his Encylopedia Dramatica article.

Also a site called CWCiki, an entire wikipedia dedicated to him.

[JurpoJarppinen]

@ScrewAttackEurope OMG! This guy is a insane, but was it hard to talk to him etc? I mean you did a wonderful interview with him, so you didnt even laught at all lol :D so was it hard?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Incredibly, I had to keep biting my tongue to stop myself from laughing :D

Also look up "fanta and cum" on google for his most shocking video!!!

[JurpoJarppinen]

@ScrewAttackEurope I did see it, but my eyes. How i can unsee it. It was so fucking disgusting, so he really thinks that all adult men likes to drink their own cum. Oh dear. FUUUCK!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

LMAO, did you also see the video of him humping an inflatable doll on the site too? :D

He made these to woe a girlfriend (who turned out to be a 13 year old boy trolling him!)

[JurpoJarppinen]

@ScrewAttackEurope Unfortunately i did, this guy is insane.

[JurpoJarppinen]

@ScrewAttackEurope BTW is he still making youtube videos or is he quit the internet?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Oh yeah, he put one up today infact.

His account is: ChristianWChandler

[JurpoJarppinen]

@ScrewAttackEurope Aaah, oh dear fuck. I'm just so speechless and my eyes, they burn.

[elshotaru]

I saw that video XD

all I have to say is: "JULLAAYY!!"

[Carnage1235]

Mate, you think the fanta and cum thing is bad? Have you seen his video of him humping a blow up doll which he calles "Julie". It's hilarious, he actually screams the dolls name in SO many weird ways, he sounds like he's saying JULAAYYY.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

@Carnage1235 the one where he dances naked in the shower is a lot worse.

[Carnage1235]

Oh Jesus Christ, i'm just laughing at you in the corner of the screen, I swear to god I can see you cracking up.

[sonic1285]

@IMB70 Mostly just shitty "reality" TV shows.

[Catalyst585]

I hate his existence

[daspaz18]

chris chans a fag

[firetamer102]

you know whats really bad about all this?

he looks like a fat version o my uncle. accept my uncle has a disability that makes him an asshole, and... well, we al know what the autism "does" to him.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks dude, but you gotta admit the stuff on the internet is 10 times better than TV now,

Only stuff I watch on TV now is the odd movie.

[Deth420]

?????????

[Deth420]

LOL sorry....i guess alot of people find this guy the best to watch for the 2010

[ScrewAttackEurope]

In this day and age, I'd rather watch the misadventures of an autistic manchild than the pretentious shite of third rate celebs who the media have deemed cool for us to idilize and a stream of talent shows you see it television now.

[Deth420]

@ScrewAttackEurope LOL!!!!! you made a great point; but why would this guy put him self on blast like this; does he realize people arnt laughing with him?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Um, to be honest noone really knows. It's widely beleived that he's fully aware of this and he's such an attention whore that any sort of attention is good to him.

Look on google for a site called CWCiki as well,  whole Wiki just dedicated to him!

[porkyminch01]

@ScrewAttackEurope wut

[Deth420]

lmao is he your favorite person to watch on youtube! LOL does this idiot realize 4chan is makin fun of this lame?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Chris thinks 4Chan and ED are the same site.

He doesn't even know about TV Tropes.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I suggest you read his Encylopedia Dramatica page or look for a site called CWCiki, that'll alleviate any guilt.

[sald42]

Transformers wore out its welcome two decades ago, right about the time this fool was seven or eight.

[lenneth3]

mooooaaaarr chris chan plz hes the best ;']

sonichu rlz 4 ever

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Chris seems to get streesed from anything that involves any sort of physical effort whatso ever, that even includes having to stand up to play Guitar Hero (which he also considers excersize)

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well I'm still having issues with the audio synch on that.

and as for the Advises videos, still waiting on Chris to agree. He's too "stressed" ATM to do them >.>

[raunchbear]

What movie was fucking awesome. I love the ice cream truck robot.  Awesome comic relief.

[IAmFwee]

Wtf is wrong with his forehead? D:

[CrownedDaemon]

Chris-chan liked Transformers 2?

That settles it, he's definitely a classless dimwit.

[Vogeybear]

@CrownedDaemon

that is an understatement

[Shavarnarak]

@CrownedDaemon

Chris Chan and Michael Bay have ruined much childhood.

Or at least transformers.

[5282890]

@CrownedDaemon probably due to all the pretty lights and explosions

[SeanStrife]

@CrownedDaemon You mean the fact that he created an amalgamation of the mascot for Sega and the mascot for Pokemon and proclaims it to be an original creation isn't enough for him to be settled as a classless dimwit?

[Jesterclown17]

Only 30 seconds on the hex box?

... Well, did he at least mention why he hates the damned thing?

Also, fine, fine work with these videos. I salute you.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks dude. :D

The sole reason he hates the HEX BAWX is because you have to play to go online, that's it! This is also coming from someone who NEVER plays online games on his PS3.

[Jesterclown17]

Should have known it would have been something as simple and moronic as that.

I'll be sure to check out the 40 minute video when you upload it.

[priestley64]

you should be interviewing the true and honest cwc, not this fraud!

[Mandy7D7]

It's so creepy how he just stares into the camera, not moving his head with dead fish eyes.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

As long as you don't stare into them, you'll be alright :D

[mariotaz]

Too too funny G.Larry.

[gamesmonkey]

I loved the Dare song. NOW IT IS RUINED.

[JackLunn1992]

This guys parents need exposing!!!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Oh there's a video of his Dad coming in his bedroom complaining about him posting up a video of his house on Youtube.

I suggest you do a search fro it, as his home is shocking!

[LordofDarkness42]

Don't forget the audio where his dad caught him masturbating.

[musicfreak9000]

chris chan he on think super glue cant fix

[LeonSKennedy828]

I actually want to see the whole thing.

[grantkerr94]

how did transformers 2 have a good story? lol

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well if you were an autistic manchild who thought painting Sonic yellow would make you millions, you'd think Transformers 2 had a great story too! :D

[grantkerr94]

ha ha <3, great point

[MGTRANSFORMER]

it didnt. just a bunch of references that TF can get.

still could have been better. im not really getting a good vibe on the 3rd.

[TubularMonkey]

You've got the patience of a saint, Larry. Of course now you'll be the one the press goes to interview when this ball of pent up rage goes homicidally insane. At least you won't have to say, "He was always very quiet.  I never expected this to happen."

[OSVahn]

I have no idea who the fuck Gerard Depardieu is...

[CoconutBuyer]

Michael Bay made the new transformers movie for people like chris

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well it's a well known fact no mentally stable person can watch ANY Michael Bay film.

I'm still pissed at him for getting the prequel to Roger Rabbit axed, so he could use it's budget on the over-budget Pearl Harbor.

[hanzo661]

I guess there's something commendable in trying to do something with the guy that isn't at least an obvious attempt at trolling him. Half the internet is split upon whether or not he's either pitiable or contemptible it seems.

[mustardmann711]

I don't know when to stop laughing

[DaibloDBZ]

Chris Chan sounds 7, it creeps me out

[musicfreak9000]

do anyone have cwc skype?? i wanna toll him >:D

[waymuu]

on skype just search 'sonichu' and he will come up. mega lolz

[epiclulz66]

so musicfreak9000 i see you're intrested in helping your local city by working a toll booth, well i think it's an honorable service and wish you luck

[Ritegroic]

Oh wow did Chris really choose that new theme?  The old was appropriate but the new one made me laugh hysterically.

[BlueKnightNight]

So there's more video to come, except the videos are advice from Chris-Chan, am I correct?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Bingo!

[Wontuseit]

:D SWEET

[CoolerThanYou68]

Wow, has chris-chan yet to reallize that the world hates him?

[ChevalierAguila]

That pimple in his forehead is like staring at the abyss of doom that is his soul.

[pacmancdi2]

srsly chris singing voice is so bad he makes Milli Vinlli look like Michael Jackson

[VideoGameAnchormen]

What do you play online ?........erm.....umm.....yeah probably, classic.

[MasterWyverne]

Heh, I guess Chris is getting a bit suspicious now, eh? Either way, good work on this bro :3

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Not at all, he's asked me to do a second set of interviews.

[zapkig]

Hopefully you've already accepted his request.. !

[posthumanfetus]

Chris looksl like he's half asleep through most of this. Maybe you should have talked about Sonichu.

[VideoGameAnchormen]

hes such a dull twat now, i reckon they have to tranqualize him to stop him kissing blow up dolls, either that or hes been castrated ?

[danicapayton]

this fucktard has nothing interesting to say

[beefcasseroleful]

This guy is a weirdo. Put the bulk and skull music back. It fitted the video well lol

[pauling7]

oh dear

[IrritatedGamer]

lmao

[Shakyamoonie]

Sup Chris-chan I'm so happy for you I'll let you finish but District 9 was the best scifi movie this year. That's all I got to say.

[g1vishalsingh17]

I DEMAND BULK AND SKULL D': lol

[CWCisExtremelyGay]

How can you not remember the game titles you play you fat faggot, that's all you do