This is a fish related to a angel fish. The fish lived before Dinosaurs and have no mouths. The reason it had the slim is that when a predator eats it it will chock on the slim and the fish gets out, but the predator dies from chucking on the slim. Diamond123456789ify proves this message.
Mr. Hands how could you deceive me! You said that intimate moment was just between us and you go uploading it to youtube! I thought we had something! I'll be by to pick up my stuff later...
Hagfish: So there I was, all coiled up, fapping and minding my own business, when a monster attacked! Let me tell you, I came, but good! But he just wouldn't go away... it was like he WANTED to be came upon. I don't understand it. But I knew I could fap to that 10 tentacled fleshy monster.
Hagfish: So there I was, all coiled up, digesting breakfast and minding my own business, when a monster attacked! Let me tell you, I slimed him, but good! But he just wouldn't go away... it was like he WANTED to be slimed. I don't understand it.
That's is amazing! Those slime on their bodies actual an weapon to protect themselves from other predators.
vickvicki 4 days ago
If you ever see a wallet or handbag made of "eelskin", it's actually these.
suicune690 4 days ago
Does anyone else find this vaguely erotic?
BeautifulGoodbye13 4 days ago
i don't understand why they call it hagfish, shouldn't be gagfish? cause it really make predatory fish gag when get a mouthful of slime
6901166 1 week ago
OMG! My baby niece must be a hagfish!! lol
djrizla420 1 week ago
I've seen to much anime to see where this is going.
feepque 2 weeks ago
Now I know where are the lotions in Japanese adult video comes from.
XD
ToryVic08 3 weeks ago
gross!!!!!
rcnitrolover2244 4 weeks ago
Jhfjjddhklfr
MrAmeir07 1 month ago
D:
Xx123Elzie456xX 2 months ago
I saw this on QI.
UziIdiot 2 months ago
I think for some reason, the hagfish is cute in it's own way. ^^
ChromaAurora 2 months ago
I love the hagfish most
fiontastiq34 2 months ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Auhydride 2 months ago
dueeee. likee. where r ur gloves?!
soniglass 2 months ago
"On today's episode of 'How it's Made', KY Jelly."
Kainlarsen 2 months ago
SPNGEBOB BROUGHT ME HERELOL
waz165 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
.. I'm in that weird part of youtube again.
MasticatedCake 2 months ago
Gonna call it "messin' with the hagfish" from now on.
cuallito 2 months ago
What can the slime be used for?
GiratinaofFury 3 months ago
@GiratinaofFury It can turn so much of the area around it into slime that predators suffocate. It can encase things in its slime.
blurredbluered 3 months ago
@GiratinaofFury It also makes the thing really difficult to eat -- that stuff is nasty when it gets stuck everywhere.
lotrfreak2010 3 months ago in playlist VanAqua Education Playlist
If u dont want to see sick stuff like that eat cheap fish that are caught with not legal methods.
oWnEr1Dh 3 months ago
Love the jar labelled "Hagfish Slime" at the end.
LankyLookingGaloot 3 months ago 17
His flapping lube is cleverly labeled as "Hagfish Slime"
conrifor 3 months ago 13
Damn nature you disgusting.
MrZazzles94 3 months ago
MURDER ALLL OF THESE EVIL CRETURES
qounqer 3 months ago
LMAO.. a jar labeled "hagfish slime"
GnomeSharkLP 3 months ago
Now you know how they do lube for adult stores.
DonFisenkos 3 months ago
ew. D:
mseminem9084 3 months ago
Ewwwww
freerealmsgal 3 months ago
What is that stuff
MenchacaRawr549 3 months ago
Cool
AbsolutelyJosh 3 months ago
I got to mess around with one of these today at University. it was the BEST thing ever.. also very ....slimy
Pada007gangster 3 months ago
I find this hard to masterbate to..
kerwinboi 3 months ago
Snot*
DrewLacheyLover1212 3 months ago
Eweww it's clear snit!
DrewLacheyLover1212 3 months ago
Animals of the oceans are so cool
skoalman1020 3 months ago
Bloody hideous thing.
Kainlarsen 3 months ago
Ewwwwww!!!
Chowslush 3 months ago
The hell
Izaboosunshine 3 months ago
So you play with it long enough, and sticky stuff comes out. Win.
voteyesplease 3 months ago 2
this is sooo cooooooool, guys
darkendivide 3 months ago
Those guys in the lab use it instead the vaseline. :p
grafikko 3 months ago
And there is a jar for it why? Is there some strange medical advantage it has ? Or is that where high fructose corn syrup comes from?
maakjar 3 months ago
That's nasty!! AWESOME!!!!
Cookiegurl105 3 months ago
Grotesque, but effective defense method. Awesome.
ArtSmarts41293 3 months ago
Reminds me of tremors
xDNightMar3x 3 months ago
Stereotypical penis joke
hollisterpanda 3 months ago
I do the same thing when I go swimming
CasualGarbage 3 months ago
Kick ass
nugg3ttoprock 3 months ago
I am soooo hung over!
looker768 3 months ago
Ewwww grodie
rusty78364 3 months ago
But will it blend?
spyderman0129 3 months ago
Ewww
ftoledoful 3 months ago
Disgusting creature.
SerJahPhoto 3 months ago
Now we know slime is not a cute little green creature like in Minecraft
noname311298 3 months ago
Now eat it
DeadlyPancakes 3 months ago
Where*
Thex1337x 3 months ago
That fish were actually kinda cool
Thex1337x 3 months ago
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
brooklynsmostbest 3 months ago
This is a fish related to a angel fish. The fish lived before Dinosaurs and have no mouths. The reason it had the slim is that when a predator eats it it will chock on the slim and the fish gets out, but the predator dies from chucking on the slim. Diamond123456789ify proves this message.
Diamond123456789ify 3 months ago
I must say that watch looks very sexy on you...
ThaKhiid 3 months ago
Thanks for making me upchuck my dinner
Laurenlzbeth 3 months ago
Great Video! I'd like audio narration voice over please
MrTalktothebear 3 months ago
Ma senon hovisto niente cosa devo comentare
giusippina100 3 months ago
Very fascinating mashallah
usmannaeem 3 months ago
I seriously thought it was a giant penis in a fish tank. Hahahaha
sleazyteezy 3 months ago
Delicious!
Nibichan 3 months ago 2
This video is brought to you by Kleenex......
yayaboieeee1 3 months ago
So gross but so cl
SterlingElegance 3 months ago
and you collect hagfish slime because....?
iwantsushirightnow 3 months ago
God is an Awesome creator!!!
cajunmane82 3 months ago
It looks like poop... xD
magytas24 3 months ago
What does this slime do...can it be burned
zeroun92 3 months ago
@zeroun92 No, it will not get you high. Lol
jusTlikehmf2 3 months ago
@jusTlikehmf2 smh lol not what I meant, I wanted to see if it could be used as fuel source...engineers have one track minds lol
zeroun92 3 months ago
@zeroun92 Lol. Shouldn't engineers have a multi-faceted mind that follows many tracks? Lol
I don't know, I'm not exactly an engineer.
jusTlikehmf2 3 months ago
what a hell is that??
lachatalagorda 3 months ago
I want one..
tapewormrage 3 months ago
i wish i have one of those for a pet... i know what i would use that slimy substance for...
llx2o1 3 months ago
I'm not the first to say it nor will I be the last, but that looked liked jizz
CamNick23 3 months ago
I want to lick it
ediblemelon75 3 months ago
yo I wanna touch that fish ftw screw what anybody says that slime looks bad ass.
beatthecrowd001 3 months ago
To quote Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
Luffyrulz09 3 months ago
dude your camera is awesome
CAZPERsayz 3 months ago
Gay 1:*gasp!! How did u find out!!?
Gay 2:oh genius you~
yay4SF 3 months ago
now i know why in every gay house they keep this fish.. their main source of lubrication..erm..
blackjet21 3 months ago
@FluffyCatDogs next time...lock your door when u watch
yay4SF 3 months ago
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Dbabyrecords 3 months ago
is this what marine biologists do? sounds like a hell load of fun to find animals like these.
ChocolateBlunt21 3 months ago 5
slime like dat can make it get away from octopus, but wat about shark?
yay4SF 3 months ago
hmmm I wonder how this tastes.
77rockerpk 3 months ago
Well, it's about time the Hagfish was honored!
caitntom 3 months ago 3
EAT IT EAT IT! EAT IT! jk
averytiong 3 months ago
Yep, there had to be "I want one in my vagina" comments.
LyleVertigo 3 months ago
Not slime, it just loves it when you touch it, so it ejaculates.
ShittyMcPoopyBalls 3 months ago
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ColorzBox 3 months ago
So that's how lube is made..
GrimSkey 3 months ago 3
Why can't humans leave these creatures alone.
staindstreams 3 months ago
Yucky! (But kinda cool.)
Showgirl7able 3 months ago
that watch better be waterproof..
Randiopia 3 months ago
I hope that is not used in anything I eat.
QBisbest 3 months ago
I love the music on here :D
WhatThePasta 3 months ago
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM... mucus.. nom, nom nom nom nom
Danielita90 3 months ago
that sea penis just blow a load of sticky slime all over you ;)
BlakeProductions7 3 months ago
The fish that eat that thing must have a hell of a case of heartburn afterwards.
squeekzoid 3 months ago
creampie
restlesseyes 3 months ago
The question is....Will it blend???????
knifecalledlust1337 3 months ago
Um...ew...
Rage2552 3 months ago
ewwwww
goodgirl8790 3 months ago
Hagfish slim seems like something you use in Harry Potter potions
luvtwinkie1993 3 months ago
@luvtwinkie1993 LOL
nteasha 3 months ago
When i touch my hagfish its spews a sticky slime too...
godmode9 3 months ago
fish jizz....
jkwon761 3 months ago
Mr. Hands how could you deceive me! You said that intimate moment was just between us and you go uploading it to youtube! I thought we had something! I'll be by to pick up my stuff later...
creepersarecreeps 3 months ago
so thats were lube comes from....
truepersian405 3 months ago 3
thats nasty lls
LovelyMissL1 3 months ago
0.O
SuperKittycat5 3 months ago
OKAY so i can not be the only one who thought that was a penis
stukevius 3 months ago
I thought I was deaf when watching this video
kratos508 3 months ago
@cryinglaughingloving you sick bastard lmfao
OrtontheVirus 3 months ago
Thats nasty . . .
YoungMoneyPrince1 3 months ago
I like how the jar of Hagfish slime looks just like water. I want to hand a cool glass of it to a marathon runner now. Just to see their reaction.
GhengisJohn 3 months ago 3
@GhengisJohn hahaha tht would be pretty funny
matco24 3 months ago
ah the same thing tends to happen to my hands after watching porn
GMSamuelRhine 3 months ago
ITS GARY !!!! ahahahahahaha
MrSamson2005 3 months ago
natural lube lmao
Juniorwazhomeless 3 months ago
sooooo....thats how they make anal lube?
DaRealElChiaUSA 3 months ago
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Hagfish: So there I was, all coiled up, fapping and minding my own business, when a monster attacked! Let me tell you, I came, but good! But he just wouldn't go away... it was like he WANTED to be came upon. I don't understand it. But I knew I could fap to that 10 tentacled fleshy monster.
TheFaustianMan 3 months ago
When you have jar labeled "Hagfish Slime" you need to reevaluate your life methinks.
Ruach 3 months ago 30
@Ruach When you are watching someone put hagflish slime into a jar labeled "Hagfish Slime"...
TheEvilCouncill 3 months ago
i find this easy to masturbate to
lilpico21 3 months ago
Amazing
ThatgreenJul 3 months ago
imma be one for halloween
balloonparty100 3 months ago
that's one big load 0.o
alvinchris01 3 months ago
Happy hagfish day! LOL
1yoyo105 3 months ago 4
I strangely find this easy to masturbate to...
InsomniaGrey421 3 months ago
I love that there's a jar marked 'Hagfish Slime"
ah1998 3 months ago
@ah1998 I was gonna say that too... O.o'
*shudders at the thought of it not only being Hagfish slime..
DJacKnifeAlpha 3 months ago
That's totally awesome.
Shugar2006 3 months ago
damn...how does it produce so much of it that that quick?
chilldude567 3 months ago
that is awesomely weird..
ihatepolitics91 3 months ago
wow seeing the guy pull on it really shows how strong the structure that thing has... i wonder if it's made of mats of some kind of protein chain o.o
DarkFireBlade25 3 months ago
I'm definitely using one of those for lube
quirkelchomp 3 months ago
i just wanna take that slime and replace it with someones glass of water. hehehe.. dont mess with me.
electronitro78 3 months ago
this is the stuff they use in those japanese pornos
megafaka 3 months ago
i got the chills like fourty times after looking at this! scarred for life
tashtash1231 3 months ago
Now, all we have to do is find a way to make a super duper weapon out of that slime!
aRareKindOfMonster 3 months ago
Thats what she said
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
???????????
KZkzKZTTT 3 months ago
dude that looks like sexlube so bad jk
MrQuickscopermw2 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Im in that weird part of youtube again ...
KillerrAnimalz 3 months ago
i thought it said "hagfish smile" ... :(
sadelbrid 3 months ago
i think it had an orgasm...
MsMakay12 3 months ago
Thought of the hagfish when grabbed: "AHH AHH Amber Alert!! I need an adult! I need an adult!!"
FriendlyCubano 3 months ago
at 00:20 haha well just look
SuperDb1993 3 months ago
i was sitting in a coil when a hand touched me and i... JIZZED IN MY TANK.
enternamex 3 months ago
at 00:27 i see something dirty...(:
justinho3210 3 months ago
i eat this shit fo breakfast
SasquatchGroove 3 months ago
So is that what they use for the Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodeon? Interesting
Yonschnee 3 months ago 2
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Yonschnee 3 months ago
Hey that's where my penis went....
ProductionsDx 3 months ago
@ProductionsDx You must have a strange looking penis...
badCowfish 3 months ago
Anyone else wonder what the slime feels like?
007Weeman 3 months ago
I Hope that watch is waterproof -__-
TeheXiLeNitro 3 months ago
I'm pretty sure that dude just got jizzed on
guitarded401 3 months ago 4
@hellafaded first off, your names gay. Second that's bullshit
SevenWondersHD 3 months ago
fake
hellafaded 3 months ago
now it will lay a curse on the krusty krab
Legendmaker12 3 months ago 49
mmm im hungry
nikorellana 3 months ago
hair jell
MrBugout1 3 months ago
Great nw i have to find mrphatdizzles comment :(
Drew6187 3 months ago
wow. i really should stop clicking random video.
Smileygirl809 3 months ago
Hagfish: So there I was, all coiled up, digesting breakfast and minding my own business, when a monster attacked! Let me tell you, I slimed him, but good! But he just wouldn't go away... it was like he WANTED to be slimed. I don't understand it.
Ampersandra 3 months ago 189
jizz
MrPsykokiller13 3 months ago
moco gorilla !!!!
478972 3 months ago
What the hell is the purpose of hagfish slime?
gtralisfr69 3 months ago
@gtralisfr69 It's so thick that it would cause a predator's gills to get clogged and ends up suffocating them. Basically it is a defense mechanism
jeditwinz 3 months ago
@gtralisfr69 It's funny, isn't it?
Corvax77 3 months ago
Is this the slime they use to make the little balls of slime that they sell in the vending machines?
mrlarry1975 3 months ago
@supertits145 yes...
MyPWNisBlocked 3 months ago
for $20 they'll let you put it up your ass
ItsFizikal 3 months ago
This reminds me of back in the day when they used make slime and sell it as a toy.
HughWalenski 3 months ago