90 Seconds of Segway Crashes

[scenexbam]

why people are so lazy to walk? lol

[rddfta]

0:59 is the funniest lol

[albanuri]

the monkey proved to be the wisest in this video

[TheNintendonerd1986]

A "Segway" brought me here...sorry I, I was bored

[Jonathansernel1]

Segways are freakin dangerous. Whos idea was it to make them? They need to be balanced better..

[jekkler]

skip to 1:16!

[Goojus3]

Thumbs up for Sean Klitzner

[robvlob]

0:12 Naughty little segway who's your daddy?

[BungholeMcGee]

@ktran18 60 + 30 = 90

this video is one minute and 30 seconds long

[MrLanLsm]

lol, a monkey...

[QullVideo]

I once saw a bunch of prats on a segway tour, just like you'd get a cycling tour. That was the saddest moment of my holiday this year. A bunch of fat lazy bumholes who are too lazy to walk around the places they want to see. I suppose the people holding the segway tours are just making the most of the shit side of the human race.

[benfairs]

@QullVideo why have you watched a video if you don´t like Segways. Thanks for sharing your negativity. Segways are interesting and an interesting way to visit a city. 3 of my sexy friends just did a tour of Granada to see the view from Sacromonte. Then we walked around all day and danced all night.

[QullVideo]

@benfairs I think watching them crashing is fantasticly funny, that's why I watched the video. Mind you I didn't search for Segway videos, I just saw it on the right of my screen. Cycling is a brilliant way to see a city, not only do you get the pleasure of seeing great places, you can relax that night with a beer and know you derserve that first cold sip. You might as well sit in a bus and take if you're going to do nothing all day on a Segway.

[jordieman]

segway offroadin

[NDiljohn]

1:16 fucking Gabriel Iglesias?

[vasachi]

1:17 BUAHAHAHAHA

[FilmPA1986]

If you don't know how to use it, then why do you have it?

[7thDensityConstruct]

haha 0:38 monkey is a rebel crashin those bastards segway on purpose xD best part xD

[DaMoggen]

it wasn't 90 seconds of crashes.

[calabiyauasaurus]

I just keep pressing 6.

[werez11]

boring 

[Christy5556]

Oh no, these jokes. Maybe you could have a look at our Robin M1 ! :)

[Aldozzy]

So thats why you can use them in norway

[1994Madlax]

0:55 facepalm hehe

[stevomwa1]

0:44 lol monkey?

[bjpw1234]

This was lame. I wanted to see crashes, not 90 seconds of a bunch of tools falling over and giggling.

[songsamsung]

How can Segway survive in a lawsuit-happy country like America?

[spartamaislovely]

@songsamsung LOL A COUNTRY LIKE AMERICA.

[songsamsung]

@spartamaislovely You're right, there IS no other country like America. Despite the mess we're all in the rest of the world does have something to be grateful for.

[spartamaislovely]

@songsamsung I was being sarcastic. America isn't a country, it's a continent.

[songsamsung]

@spartamaislovely Oh! so you didn't know that people often use the term "America" to describe the USA, huh? If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit then I can do it too.

[spartamaislovely]

@songsamsung That wasn't sarcastic. Yes, I did know people use the term America to refer to the USA. Not my case, since I'm not an ignorant douche bitch.

[songsamsung]

@spartamaislovely You'd better tell all those ignorant douche United Statesians to stop singing "God Bless America" then. Oh, and tell Captain America to take that flag off his suit while you're at it.

[spartamaislovely]

@songsamsung No thanks. All you smug shits have lived in egotistical ignorance for centuries, and can continue to do so for all I care.

[songsamsung]

@spartamaislovely If you can't take dose of your own medecine you shouldn't troll.

[spartamaislovely]

@songsamsung What the fuck are you even talk about? Dose of my own "medecine". Spell right, dumbass. I'm stating the truth. Calling the US America is downright ignorant and annoying. This doesn't mean I have to convince everyone that they shouldn't do so to prove a point to you, you flamming idiot. You are obviously calling me a troll because your argument against my awesome facts is weak.

Take a look at the fucking map and go away.

[spartamaislovely]

@spartamaislovely also, "talking".

[songsamsung]

@spartamaislovely Ha! Pot, kettle, black.

[tandemmontecello]

@spartamaislovely Only self depricating pricks care about what name a country goes by, especially if they dont even live there. In what way does the United States being called America effect you onesoever? Why dont you boycott computers, the internet and Youtube, all inventions from "smug shit" Americans? You need a muzzle around your whiny, blabbering mouth.

[spartamaislovely]

@tandemmontecello How about you go fuck yourself? You dare call me a prick yet you have already firgured out my entire perspective of the world and who I am based on a comment I made. This proves what I just said. Also, I can say whatever the shit I want to, whether it affects me or not is none of your business and will not stop me from saying what I want. Who the hell are you to tell me what to boycott? Holy shit are you a smug dipshit.

You are a dumbass.

[tandemmontecello]

@spartamaislovely Hahah I love how you start a new paragraph just to say "you are a dumbass". I'll certainly take that to heart you whining little pussy. Now whats the real reason you bitch about what a country is commonly refered to? Come on, you can talk to me. Is it because some guy dressed as Uncle Sam in a hat that says "America" touched you in the bad place when you were little? Now be a good boy and put your panties back on and go bitch about something else completely meaningless

[spartamaislovely]

@tandemmontecello You are quite the fucking idiot. Freedom of speech, dipshit. I can bitch about anything I want to bitch about, whether I want to explain it to you or not. Since you already splattered my inbox with your crimson twat water, I'll take the liberty to answer your question. I bitch about the U.S being referred to as America because America is a continent with plenty of countries that shouldn't be compared to the U.S in any way, like cultural richness, something your country lacks.

[scholion]

The Segway must be the gayest and nerdiest invention ever.

Guys with small dicks buy Ferraris. Guys who don't know what their dicks are good for, or feel uncomfortable with owning one, badly need to get Segwayed.

[songsamsung]

@scholion Guys with small dicks buy Ferraris (Look at me, I'm rich and stylish and need to get laid). Guys with small dicks and smaller brains buy Harleys (Look at me, I'm a macho stud and need to get laid). Segways are just gay (Look at me, I'm so damn up to the minute chic and still can't get laid no matter what I do).

[roppari69]

And these was meant to be safe, huh? And not funny! :(

[Rubensgnl]

Pula pra traz

[clonecrazy16]

0:53 = eat shit

[Ozzy101ification]

Funny!

[WebVManReturns]

These people need training wheels.

[superpup2255]

do you know where u can buy these?

[DaBomb233233]

you look like Dion Phaneuf

[chickensandw1tch]

that was 1:27 minutes of segwaycrashes LOLOL

[kowal789]

i ROFLED sooo hard from 1:00 - 1:12!! sooo funny! :)

[DAVIDVAKNINEILAT]

hmm american american americans... think you can do things is seconds.. it took me about half a min to learn it and no mistakes.. phh

[tomtrainsporter]

hahahaah - so cool - !

[twerk182]

just when you thought it couldn't get any gayer than roller blades...

[killswitchengage14]

1:08. LMFAO!!!!!

[Goldpferd]

thumbs down for advertising your shitty t-shirts

[iwearyourshirt]

@Goldpferd thumbs up for you leaving a comment!

[MiSHeQ]

gravity's bitch

[ScHiZoPhReNiC512]

ED BROUGHT ME HERE

[cfhcowboy]

@ScHiZoPhReNiC512 ed bassmaster? if so me to

[artrocker65]

Did he died?

[BestQuanserVideos]

Dont' want this to happen to you? Learn controls.

[redbeast2]

People forget that Segways are not magic, they have physical limitations.

[TheBoringProphet]

@redbeast2 People forget ...that Segways are fuckin gay. 

[Nathop81]

@TheBoringProphet If segways are so shit then why the hell are you watching the vids. Comment on shit that interests you instead..Soo negative

[palatialregalia88]

Whatever happened to walking you homos

[S0NNABEND]

Harry, hol schonmal die Sackkarre!

Die Robotisierung der Gesellschaft hält nun auch in seiner Freizeitgestaltung Einzug, schlußendlich wird der Mensch zum Cyborg - es ist mehr als grotesk, wenn Menschen sich selbst mit 'ner Sackkarre transportieren!

[WasteTime4Passwords]

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[jtbarnett45]

Amazingggg! "Segway Pimpin" - Its on youtube now!!

[TheVitaminw89]

segway pimp was hilarious....it's on theruckus

[squirrely5024]

holy shit i didnt realize that was a monkey till he started walkin on all 4s

[StormTecify]

The monkey was like peace dog im out

[joeypewn]

Dude!  I saw that pimp segway video. LMAO

[nickharrie]

Yo! check out JB Smoove as the "Segway Pimp"!

Funny as hell...

[Twistinatorr]

0:52 ahahahahahahahah

[jwilla11]

It's funny how the monkey was the only one that didn't get fucked up.

[420timetoburn]

Is their footage of the inventor dying on his?

[afatsweatyman]

Can you say most useless invention of all time?

[Superchickenman159]

@afatsweatyman no

[ssimon64]

Remember when george dubya fell off a segway? Lol!

[garrypig]

1:16 the weight limit for segways are around 200 pounds. i doubt that guy was any less than 300.

[Fallout3pwns1]

Reminds me of the painful, embaressing day when I ran right into a pole and went flying while on an Oakland segway tour.

[g7h9o9s7t]

Can you believe that monkey jump off because he saw a crash was coming, but that kid just rode it right into the car. What does that say about evolution or humans vs monkeys and apes?

[TheHtjohn]

@g7h9o9s7t You need to know that humans are materialistic , they tend to hold on to things . It only till they notice the consequences that they will then jump out like the monkey .

[KenanVideos]

I was gonna say the only one who managed to jump off was a kid and then he walked like yeah and I was like WTF !

[Peiazjaeh]

Smart monkey:)

[andrix95GTX]

a monkey ahhahahahahha

[TerryMMA85]

dutch roder vs donkey punch what will it be ????????

[cosmo2011ify]

how stupid must one be?

[salvador6vador9]

I like the first one :D

[DarthHater100]

And I thought my motercycle was dangerous.

[alltiedup217]

@DarthHater100 you mean the shock of god cycle?

[damien1989ster]

I liked the part where they fell!

[mykr0]

Is that Gabriel Iglesiasat 1:14 ??

[WibblyWobblyWalrus]

I've been on a Segway and they're actually quite hard to control

[HKfanatic1]

haha fat guy jiggle

[merlinbus]

Only idiots fall off of Seggies. Oh ! Hang on a minute. I remember now, I fell off one, in front of about 2.5 million viewers on a television programme. DOH !!!!!!

[HKfanatic1]

@merlinbus yeah...we believe you...

[merlinbus]

@HKfanatic1

Honest. Would I lie to you. Look at series 3 of Coach Trip.

[thaFalkon]

@merlinbus RIght. Some guy fell off of a segway on a TV show and you're saying "Yep. That's me!"

[djlam35]

the kid that ran into the car got it the worst 1:08

[4v3ng3r1995]

@HatZombie no, just admit you did a typo as well.

[4v3ng3r1995]

@HatZombie Anyone can make a mistake/typo... get over it!! Plus, you said "sarcasim" when it is supposed to be sarcasm.

[4v3ng3r1995]

@HatZombie How is that supposed to be sarcastic?? Its obvious that the monkey was epic, because hes the only one that got off the segway in style unlike the rest.

[Skymaxy]

Segways are banned in Australia, no motorised transport is allowed on public walkways or trails, after seeing this I know why.

[MrKontrol90]

it`s actualy 96 seconds

[KevxMeister]

@MrKontrol90 its actually 87 seconds of segway crashes.

[OoYesIKnowOoYesIKnow]

Pride comes before a fall !

[MlTher]

Do people using segways have a problems with their feet or legs? What is it for?

[didzels12]

@MlTher just for riding.

[germensa1]

this happen to 30 people and 323 people got a girl on the way

[abbbez]

fat guy had like a pillow behind him... wait was that hes but!?

[PavePaws]

The chick falling 0:46 was an entree called JUSTICE with a large serving of humble pie!

[brandonio0816]

go figure... the monkey was the only one smart enough to jump off

[theskatmaaan]

0:56 get a mountain bike lazy ass

[mptrax]

@theskatmaaan even a normal electric scooter is better and stable than this bullshit.

[RedgardH]

0:47 zoooom>>> -that's how modern witches roll

[4v3ng3r1995]

the monkey was a EPIC!!

[UltraJedit]

Is it wierd that I want one after watching this?

[mptrax]

The most idiot Vehicle ever. SEGWAY.... much less than a normal scooter !

[TheFaustianMan]

After watching these, I am beginning to understand how certain people believe the Moon landing was faked.

[31MillerTime31]

0:35 Dude, I fucking love that monkey!

[Imatreethatgrowshear]

@31MillerTime31 Before I watched the video, I read your comment. I was like; 'Wtf?'. Hehehe

[MrDarinWarren]

Outlaw these things. Same category as Lawn Darts.

[MitchB930]

@MrDarinWarren Absolutely! Fantastic idea. They are clearly a menace to society and are one of the biggest issues in the world, just like lawn darts were. They're extremely dangerous to everyone. And really, what's wrong with reducing people's freedom of choice to outlaw something that is not actually a problem at all and is enjoyable for those who have the privilege of riding one? Nothing. I say, ban everything that could ever amount to a problem ever, then there will never be a problem again.

[MrDarinWarren]

@MitchB930 You missed my sarcasm. Sorry.

[MitchB930]

@MrDarinWarren Haha wow that's extremely embarrassing. Sorry about that. I guess we're on the same page then!

[bumblebee561]

#1 dream in life since i was 10 - Own/Ride a segway (still haven't accomplished my dream..)

[DaOozye]

did i heard in 0:32 - 0:33 Homo or Hobo ?

[hazearoundtheworld1]

19:00 man humps segway

[Tanithhh]

proof: monkey is more intelligent than the others lol

[cliffistheman]

These things are fucking dangerous. bad design.

[DaFuqMan]

gymkhana style

[nowhinerbabies]

Look, Segways are cool and have a place like for continuous all day patrolling or as a type of pit bike or something like that. But happened to people just walking? Is it any wonder our society keeps getting fatter and fatter? Walk and burn some calories for a change!

[superravmanrampage]

1:20 I thought it was my phone :L

[Herbalisious420]

The first one was legit xD

[matt3161]

how dumb do u have to be to crash a segway?

[masterkai1989]

1:09 ..... WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xDDD

[bambete1]

С демов перешел, что-ли?

[Bareimus]

@bambete1 Да ты просто виртуоз дедукции (и автор того пруфа) .

[Bareimus]

Долбанные янки.... В топку вас живьём, пидаров зажравшихся.

[jimmyshitbags]

hahahaha they look so ungraceful

[blairporter1]

1:15 if you keep trying to go faster while its trying to slow you down your gonna fall of

[KraytdragonPearlz]

lol i saw a guy try to skydive on one of those once.... dont wanna talk about it...

[iPuntCats]

0:53 she fell family guy style

[ashizah]

hahahha chec out 1:14 lols



[ashizah]

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[Tw4tz0r]

0:53 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHAAH

[CamiloSanchez1979]

You wish u could bail like a monkey ..lol

[darthteddy54]

this is 96 seconds. i thought it was 90.

[alexnalexander]

0:30 hahahahahaah

OMG!!!

[CodeMaster9000]

these should have a WARNING: NOT FOR TROLLS.

[MrDouwegberts]

the first one is the same as the one on 1:20 ?

[MrRawstyleX]

1:16 of course you can't do a wheelie

[rootbeergravy]

thumbs up if u think the guy at 0:09 looks like an idiot when he shakes back and forth

[legendarybloodfang]

lol at the one with the cape

[greatcomedian18]

mine was like that person on the trail but i landed on my ass on a driveway and it hurt like hell. so glad i was wearing a helmet cause after i hit the ground i fell backwards and my head did bump the ground. i was on a segway tour in florida

[cdelviscio]

i love when the monkey just ghosties the dam thing..LMAO

[Elron4u]

1:10 HEADSHOT

[Metallica0493]

Fat guy was the best

[tyle1720]

@Metallica0493 those motors can only handle so much haha

[MedozaProdoctions]

just keep pressing 6

[thegoof529]

first one: Crashed because he drove like an idiot 2nd one: he ran into a guy 3rd one: no freaking clue 4th one: he took his foot off 5th one: DONT TRY TO JUMP IT 6th one: Dont drive it like an idiot 7th one: Is that a chimpanzee?! 8th one: Ran into the tire of the other Segway 9th one: Leaned to far 10th one: Lost control 11th one: it does not fit through a doorway 12th one: Dont exceed the Weight Limit 13th one: Dont do quick maneuvers

[iphonetaylaboy889]

1st is the best

[keepitinyourpantsjoe]

BEST VIDEOS EVER

[LiyahDreams]

man.....i really wanted to get one of those, but now it doesn't seem like such a good idea

[Alicat100000]

love the monkey at :35

[terribrad24]

the guy at the end is cute

[audiomedien]

This one ( 0:10 ) is surely made in china...

[64meatpuppets]

Segways look shitty

[Djwhitemanonxat]

lol