My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines - Howto Not Seduce Hot Girls

[B3ASTY5N1P3R]

lets play lion tamer...you get on all fours and ill stick my head in your mouth

that shirt is very becoming on you...but then again if i was on you id be coming too

[TheHazyfiasco]

"I've got a condom"

[midnightraven100]

1. you must have died and been a baker cuz you have a nice set of buns.

2. *garbs a girls butt* is this seat taken?

[TheCatherineanne1]

Your clothes would look ten times better on my bed room floor:)

[Slipknotro123]

Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? *pulls out pockets* ya want too?

[MeowrCx]

I like her boobs.

[2012farming]

if i could re-arange the alphabet...id fuck you!!!!!!!

[silenthill123321]

is that marmalade on your vagina?

[itzkolpi]

Do you like your eggs, scrambled, poached or fertilized

[klutz94306]

if a girl slapped me id take a dump on her.

[angelfist1000]

hey baby could you change my diaper, cause when i saw you i just shit

[urmominbedissexy]

do you work at subway??? Cause you surely gave me a FOOTLONG!!!!

[CynthiaChristine]

do you have a shovel in your pocket? cause im diggin your butt ;D

[BASEBALLERMVP25]

nice tits girl

[jama3335]

my wrist is tired i guess you'll have to do

[mw2stuff123]

Hey wanna fuck?

[psychojoseph1]

Heres every rude pickup line i could think of.

im starting a collection of STDs,wanna donate.

can i rub my mustache against yours.

im trying to pick up women so i can cut back on masturbation.

[kazai23]

fuk u ur very CORNY

[iloveandycorr]

i have one. i hope its funny or rude enough.

HORNY:(as if crying)

GIRL:uhmm??whats wrong?

H: i have to raise my child. but i need someones help. will you help me?

G: where is he?

H: uhm, UNDER MY PANTS.

[garciaozzie75]

hey there, do you want me to go ahead and start paying child support now.

[rbtl90]

wanna go for a ride in the trunk of my car?

[blmh1959]

u must be a farmer, cause you sure no how to raise a cock!

[stardragon46]

There are 206 bones in the human body... want another?

[freestyleskierfasho]

I just shit my pants, can i get in yours?

[freestyleskierfasho]

you say: "No, no, I'm actually NOT a farmer."

Girl says: wtf are you talking about

you say: "I'll still plow you though."

Hey, so your dress looks like shit, but at least it'll look better on my bedroom floor.

[agrumpygrany]

you didnt just get hit with the ugly stick you got straight knocked out

[guidav123]

you have a woowoo,i have a weewee lets get them together and see if they make wooooweeee!!!

[xthomasx1013]

hey.... i need a map... (you ask why) because i got lost inn your eyes lolololol

[xxsafetyscissorsxx]

"Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet . " ^___^ .

- Retardedmango

[kregoran]

you: hey what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

girl:what?

you:my zipper

[shirkmaster13]

Damn, she wears way too much makeup

[1loydster]

....got milk?

[1loydster]

Hi, my name is lloydster,

.... remember that.....because you'll be screaming it later!

[paintlax7]

how about you fuck me

[bobisme2005]

maybe if you spell naked right she would

[sup10381]

can you get nacked on your next video

[clamchowder246]

i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?????

[blackiechan547]

Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.

[alexagoraphobia]

are you jewish

because your on fire!

[sextracker]

hihtseytydtyhtyrthtrhyrs

[esoteric357]

Are you are parking ticket? Cause you got fine written allll over you

[DasCracker]

My pants are ripped can i get into yours.

Is that a mirror on your pants because i can see myself in them.

[Brockdude1]

u look preety, mabye its just because u brought really ugly friends

[gnutsrocknroll]

nice legs what time do they open

[nirvavarocks1994]

r your parrents ass holes becawse u r the shit

[nirvavarocks1994]

do u work at sub way u just gave me a foot long

[PimpSlapThatH0e]

Hey, My name is Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?

[BiGGDiesel061]

1)Nice shoes want to fuck?

2)If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, Can I visit in between the holidays?

3)Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4)Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

5)What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

[tweeetie55]

what loser would say this???????

[Jenheart16pr]

if i could re arange the alphabet I would put u and i together

[geekofimportance]

is your dad a farmer, cuz you sure know how to raise cocks

[MAMW93]

Are YOU a farmer??? Cause you raised some great melons.

[RYCLAY123]

hey babe is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Hey babe are you a parking ticket?

Cause you got fine all over you.

[uberpanda0712]

hey i got a bag of skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow

hold on sugar iam diabetic

[mrhawking]

you look very pretty today, just like my mother, can I stroke your beautiful hair?

Can I sniff your hand?

[Davyliscious]

"Si cocinas como caminas, me como hasta el pegao" (it's in spanish. translate it yourself)

[biggnbiggn]

hey do you wont to suck it becouse i do

did you break wind becouse your blowing me away

[Glenpwns]

my fave pick up line is

HI YOU WANNA SNIFF MY BUM?

[SLUGTHUG]

Hmmmmm.... BITCH get  in ma CAR

[PvtDillo]

i got one. do u sleep on your belly? well can i? and are u a chicken farmer? cuz ur raisin my cock

[brydnwalker]

hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

[bigcountry831]

i got two. Have you ever tasted redneck? Do you have any redneck in you? No. Want some?

[crazyaznbadas101]

nice cleavage i think she did that intentionally

[justinthecool89]

how about we go to my place and do some math we take u add my bed subtract ur cloths divide ur legs but hope to god we dont multiply

[KurtCobain111111114]

this ones the best..

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see myself in ur pants

[DonkeyKong96]

Lets fuck. <<<this one got me laid 5 times and slapped 100 times. :)

[eatcrabshit]

hahahhaha! NICE!

[jolg14]

Sup girl, you like to dance.? .... Well go dance so i can talk to your friend.

[iamninanotbella]

yeah, those ones are bad. here's 2:

Hey, why are you so sexy? (some guy asked me this when i was in 6th GRADE.)

and

How much would you pay for a night?

[666jony666]

your video is shit !! all the lines you have used are either fails or crapy copys........bitch

[SeigeKnight4life]

hey girl, do u work on a farm, because ur rly good at raising cocks

[antwanjamison1414]

show me your pink bits

[sweetness2345]

Do me.

[kaperta12]

is there a mirror in your pants?

cuz i can see myself in them

[bz1401]

Wow those are some nice pants, were they discounted? (girl says 40% off) Well let's go back to my place and get them 100% off.

[jameson1258]

i hope u got a big trunk...cuz ima put my bike in it

[xxCaptainFishstix]

Wanna play carnival, sit on my face and I'll tell you how much you weigh.

[ava182man]

i got a F, a C, and a K all i need is U

[pendongpeacer]

did you just fart, cause you just took my breath away

[miskaye35]

the famous one is pick up line is " hey can i fucked u f u dont mind"

[maddoxhell]

Epic Boobs

[Eminem6987]

lets play armies, i'll lie on the floor, you blow me up.

[ShoeBros]

is there a monkey in this place? cuz my banana needs some licking :)

[quinnxboiii]

im in the F.B.I (Female body inspector) and i have the right to check you out

[CDINASAUR]

if you were a bogger id pick you first

[skater435]

did you just fart? because your blowing me away

[gerardwayissexy360]

I think , "nice legs, when are they open for business?" is horrid.

[marchenlover]

nice legs when are they open for buisness

[davizm]

I'm new in town could you please give me directions......whats the best route to your house?

[RAWRIMARTURO]

sexy ass girl with big tits =] nice

[lespaulsg89]

"hey girl lay on the bed and pretend your feet hate each other"

lol

[diegomn]

R u a hoe caz u look like one and nice clivage

[kdlsjfalsdjf]

hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i see myself in your pants

[devindaniell]

haha,

i heard that one ealrier

lol

[laststr8killa]

"my love for u is lyk diarrhea i just cant hold it in "

not so rude but do u have my children lol jk

[shorty123131]

hey baby you work at subway? cause you just gave me a foot long!

[jadonplox]

oo thats a good one :) im gonna use that thank you.

[brandondej]

Tell a girl that "she is the shit".

[lxlAND1lxl]

girl your feet must be tired cuz youve been running through my mind all day.

[FableRox33]

lol the fresh prince

[promomagic123]

hej hej X D

[cowishpeoplerock]

i got 3 ok

1. damn girl are you in my army cause you make my private rise to attention

2.damn girl did u grow up on a chicken farm cause you know how to raise cocks!

3.come sit in my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up

lol i love these ones :P

[shebooboodai]

Are you from heaven because I got an erection.

Do you know karate because I wanna have sex with you.

[k5lta]

hey baby....WELL!!!....are we goin to fuck or what!!

[Panamawerea123]

Wow you have one of the nicest sets if tits I've ever seen

[lsbgamer]

if u were a booger, i would pick u

lets have sex

i want ur pussy.

fuck me

[HARDYGIRL02]

heres one that some dude told me

im so sexy that justin timberlake brought me back 5 times

[BayGiR510]

do u have a map???

cuz i always seem to get lost in ur eyes...

[SteveB226]

wanna rap your legs around my stomatch and yell

[ceairrasingh]

if you left leg is halloween and your right is christmas can i be a holiday in between

[slothboy494]

Ditch the car, because I'm the only ride you'll be taking for the rest of your life.

[drubru53]

Hey girl, wanna go halves-ees on a bastard.

[CLW914]

Hey, can I wear your ass as a hat?

[CrystalLovesYouDuhh]

hot

[tumorthan]

you must be a chicken farmer because your raising cocks

[roncole2009]

guy-hey your gonna have sex tonight

girl-how do you know that

guy-because im stronger than you

[Pauleglide]

gal ,you need another hobby cuz these videos suck.

[idku711]

man that girl was hot....i wud so do her

[tpooo]

the stupidest and most confusing one i have ever heard was:

can i borrow your tits?

it'll be like renting from blockbuster

what the fuck does that even mean

[Leosmell]

lets do math

subtract your clothes

divide your legs

add me

lets multiply

[hijohn4]

nice shoe's... wanna fuck?

[pinkmohawkninja]

do have a mirror in you pants? cause i can see myself in them.

[platon576]

you stink... let shower together!

hey... fuck?

*throws ice on ground* so!.. now the ice is broken, want a drink?

is your last name gillette? (no, why?) cause you look like the best a man can get

do you believe in love on first sight? or should i just walk past you agian?

i will die in a week... (thats so sad...) yea, i know. so? wanna fuck?

[hoypogey]

ur face can do some fixing but ill motor boat ur rack

[kampiample]

me-you-fuck?

[JoLuvzChanel]

QUOTE WILL SMITH -

mmmmmm, baby, u so fine i'de marry ur brother just 2 get in2 ur family!

Baby, u da corn in my rose bush.

yo baby, come on and write ur number down before i dont want it no more.

apart from being sexy, what do u do 4 a living?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for

Christmas.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

[RogueRX8]

i just have a few retarded ones

"Look at you with all those curves and me with no barkes"

"are you Guess jeans? cause guess who wants to get in them?"

[Jopily]

"Is your dad a baker cause you got a nice set of buns!" is one i heard before, and i thought it was cute. lol

[NirvZppln]

fuck me if im rong but you want to have sex with me

[milroxsox]

you've been a bad boy/girl, go to my room

[akaklol]

i now... i AM HORNY LET DO IT!!!

[bennyhungry007]

hey sexy can i borrow your lips for a second

this works used it about 20 times

[bennyhungry007]

do u cum here often?

[brunner5412]

Take any pick up line and change the end to, Cause I've got an Erection.

[hancash]

hey

weren't you on my sexiology class??

[popcornnmilk]

i got some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

[zofyrose]

I miss my teddy, will you sleep whith me?

[JoeyOWagdy]

lol nice one

[dodgeboy06]

nice shoes you want to fuck

[hancash]

ahahahaha

[readytolight]

do you like maths? yes? well subtract the clothes, plus the bed, divide the legs and i'll multiply

[JoeyOWagdy]

very clever

[BAMtitty]

can i hang with you until its safe back where i just farted?

actually, i loved that one. lol

[Tacoman1013]

your sister told me that she cums 2 minutes before u and I wanted to make shure

[MattUnseal]

Get in the van.

[lazman985]

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you? Brilliant. That's hilarious.

[Shellbb74401]

Can i touch your vagina?

[GRALISTAIR]

If you play your cards right, you could have me tonight

[AxPEN15xA]

if you your a booger i would pick you first

[Vieyra18]

ur hot, can i drink ur menstrual fluids?

[deco6004]

if your right leg was christmas and your left leg easter can i visit between holidays.

[turkeyjazz]

did you skeet on the floor? cuz i can see your baby coming.

[skidmarksinmypants69]

nice legs what times do they open

if ur right leg is thanks giving and ur left is Christmas can i come in between the holidays

[Beareyouseae]

Are you drunk enough yet?

[rLvMrOx]

sex is my religion.... let's pray!

[nvaughan]

U wanna have my kids? In your mouth? LOL

[TheCreamfilled]

AHAHAAHAH

[vatoloco123]

u gay

[jchisum81]

Are both your parents retarded? because youre just sooo special!

[Jun4724]

If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?

[jtbracing]

NICE LEGS BABY, WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?

[littledevilbmx9]

my buddy was in the bar and he went up to this chick and asked her to dance and she said no so he was like no no no i said your ass looks fat in those pants

[brandonnov1993]

i got one hey girl did u just fart cuz u just blew me away.....

[bestelord123]

It will be ( Lol you suck) x)

[50swarm]

i may not be the hottest guy in here but im the only one talking to you.

[Stormy2021]

here's a rude pick up line.

hey video maker, you're so ugly, i would never fuck you unless a paper sack is over your nasty face.

[CAPTAINCALVES86]

Man: "do you smoke?"

Women: "No."

Man: "Neither do I, we have something in common. What's your name?"

[GreaperReaper]

hey baby are those legs open *slap guess there out of business....