I love this, In the UK... Train drivers get a minimum of £30,000 a year and every time they hit someone they a month of absence with pay and after you get 3 suicides, your retired... Easiest job ever.
lolwut, all I'm saying is, whether you believe me that I learn calculus in my spare time or not, don't say people are unintelligent just because they're four years younger than you.
side note: I took a math test today. I waited after class to see what grade I received.
I got 103.
I'm not being arrogant, I'm just using that as a vindication of sorts.
I do, however, learn calculus in my spare time; I love mathematics. I do know quite a bit of calculus. I wouldn't be suprised if I knew more than the senior class.
Whats with all these shape animatoins on NG? Is it liek Stamper and that other guy Johny Utah jsut got liek a random idea like "Lets make movies about shapes!" And the other guy was like liek "Hell yes"? Well atleast theyre funny
MAN I COULDA WAITED FOR THE SUICIDE PACK COUPLE THAT JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY TRAIN RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND, SO I CAN SCORE A MOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE KILL?!
i watched the news thing about the australian baby and the train and i remembered this video and damn jim is still such a pussy pants
monorealsoul 5 months ago
i watched this years ago. and i lol'd my ass off so hard. and i still am today xD
astosky 5 months ago
LMFAO
jbob597 6 months ago
Haha rurikar you my friend, are a genius. I miss Jimmy though :(
REDNECKBLL 7 months ago
different I guess if ur going to attract lower class of ppl maybe $ucking introduce thier names in shapes or something....
Debedeb 7 months ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
nice
Zamanabbas 8 months ago
whats the song in the backround?
plopppytheman 10 months ago
ROFL! Jeeeez...*leans backwards*
Spectrallink 1 year ago
WHAT THE FLYING RAT-FUCKER?! <--- Love this line.
IFairlyOddComicsI 1 year ago
Hot topic emo vampire <-- True story xD Haha
jeverbever 1 year ago
OH BOO-FUCKENING-HOO!!!
FlightoftheRazgriz 1 year ago
Is it bad if I totally agree with the triangle?
Viddude882 1 year ago 4
OMG I rofld so hard!!!
cyba9608 1 year ago
PA-TA-PA-PA-PA
ZyncheStrikesBack 1 year ago
I laugh just clicking on this vid ITS SOOOO EPIC!!!! ^^
LEYROYJENKINGS 1 year ago
another great one by rob
angryduck1994 1 year ago
the triangle is my new favorite shape... :D
risewithfallen101 1 year ago 2
Still epic after all this time.
TehBott 1 year ago
Geometry has come back to haunt me now.
orly444 1 year ago
A muther Fu*king double kill!
nitsua96 1 year ago
RURIKAR FOR THA WIN BITCHEES
rocker32cosimo 1 year ago
RURIKAR FOR THE WIN BITCHES!!!!
rocker32cosimo 1 year ago
Holy shit, what the flying rat fucker!?
Jaffell 1 year ago
I'd hit a family of nuns for 80k!
rhino787 1 year ago
Gotta agree with triangle on this one.
point7lead 1 year ago 6
The emo vampire thing made me laugh the hardest.
FredKongFooey 1 year ago
I don't care if I hit a family of nuns a week when I'm makin 80 grand a year
:P
greasygiligan 1 year ago
id like to earn 80 grand a year while hitting people for vacations
Blainesdagger 1 year ago
lol ive seen this like 20 times... really influences me to be a subway driver
ptowngam3r 1 year ago
lol score a double kill
xTheDawg08x 2 years ago
acually the job with the highest suicide rate is a toll booth operator just because they are always alone.
halindan 2 years ago
i used this 2 study 4 a math test i got a b
MrMountinmonkeys 2 years ago 3
lol im def gonna be a train driver now
JoseRCol2 2 years ago
HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!
ElchinMendes 2 years ago 4
next hot topic emo vampire
Blodoz 2 years ago
hahaha 'random quote'
Lolphilsthebest 2 years ago
I ROFLED LOL! He's so fucking funny!!!
montanac22334 2 years ago
Nice 5/5 very funny!!
southparkCR123 2 years ago
hahahhaah
Munittt 2 years ago
haha fucking funny as hell
perrier1552 2 years ago
Hahaha!
'Mother fucking double kill'
Priceles XD XD
XDeathByWarcraftX 2 years ago 2
I love this, In the UK... Train drivers get a minimum of £30,000 a year and every time they hit someone they a month of absence with pay and after you get 3 suicides, your retired... Easiest job ever.
theoriginalTBlade 2 years ago 25
imma move to the UK! lol
ptowngam3r 2 years ago
just wondering, does driving a subway really pay 80 grand a year
mirokumasta 2 years ago
perhaps. I doubt ALL will get 80 grand a year though
whiteynator 2 years ago
This is what goes on in Clumley's mind when he's not teaching Math.
SSJHEW 2 years ago
Just lol!
rawryourhawt 2 years ago
So fucking funny
NinjaHuginMunin 2 years ago
the triangle is right
Bac837 2 years ago 6
lol this is awsome
kokomunkey 2 years ago
the triangle raises a valid point
danielsteer 2 years ago 2
best job ever u get fuk loads of moneys and u get to splat emo kids
MrNozel 2 years ago
and then there like dont touch my anus you son of a bitch!
semaj116 2 years ago 2
sounds like a good job XD
WayToFitnessWmc 2 years ago 4
motherfucking Double kill!
liminted6215 2 years ago
Yeah, might be fun...
joesixpacktheplumber 2 years ago
Double kill LOL xD
xXAmannanXx 2 years ago
haha "man, dont be such a pussy pants" lol
BooYaInc 2 years ago 2
I've been watching this for 6 monthes, and I STILL laugh every time... You're fucking awsome Rurikar...
zeffey413 2 years ago 37
OMG I can't stop watching this, it's hilarious
yssim95 2 years ago
omfg that triangle is hilarious. xDD
MoronicDemonic 2 years ago
lol thats funny!
BooYaInc 2 years ago
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
yssim95 2 years ago
"mother fucking dubble kill " hahahaha best thing iv ever seen
wowandmeatal 2 years ago
if that really pays 80 grand im there
fightnirish45 2 years ago
"so i can score a motherfucking double kill" ROFL HAHA!!!!!!!
MrKazzi95 2 years ago
what the flying rat fucker lmao
darkclown1000 2 years ago
Haha "do i get two weaks off?" lol xD
pajtjockis 2 years ago
I agree with you Shadowguy.
Lokiallen12345 2 years ago
well hey i would do that job i mean if they commit suicide it was their choice wasnt it?? lol
shadowguy24 2 years ago
lmfao XD
BodharasWoWLock 2 years ago
I'm with Triangle, I'll take 80 grand a year to just ride in the subway and randomly mow down idiotic bitches once in awhile.
MikeSavior 2 years ago
"jim is such a pussy pants."
i loled
anna1890 2 years ago
haha this is fucking awsome11 xD
NiXuid 2 years ago
how do you transform a pentagon in a square?
apply the Bin Laden theory
Nodle66 2 years ago
XD "What is this, the fucking Jetsons?"
GoldMageAce 2 years ago 2
what the flying rat fucker!!?!?!
pranker12 2 years ago 2
lmao
blu3s0cks 2 years ago
hot topic emo vampire XD
Lingerfly 2 years ago
Pussypants, lol xD
Spectrallink 2 years ago
ON AND OFF BUTTTON!
Stifflerino 2 years ago
Mother Fuckin Double Kill!!!
wiibemii2929 2 years ago 6
what is this...the fucking jetsons
baloosky5 2 years ago
i can't unhear Sir Schmoopy!
DarkGamerX 2 years ago
lol this is so funny rofl
2paclololol 2 years ago
Nothing, really....
lolwut is just a pretentious douchebag.
demolishmentor7 2 years ago
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lolwut, all I'm saying is, whether you believe me that I learn calculus in my spare time or not, don't say people are unintelligent just because they're four years younger than you.
side note: I took a math test today. I waited after class to see what grade I received.
I got 103.
I'm not being arrogant, I'm just using that as a vindication of sorts.
Now we're done arguing.
demolishmentor7 2 years ago
LOL, this was so wrong but funny
bogusblaster 2 years ago
You know what?
Let's drop the argument. Because arguing on youtube is like the special olympics-
you know the rest.
demolishmentor7 2 years ago 3
Dude that was sick and amazing XDXD
Kiwii156 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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thatswierdlol 2 years ago
You spelled "weird" wrong.
xxxxxlolwutxxxxx 2 years ago
thank you dick tits, i know it was on purpose
thatswierdlol 2 years ago
I don't think it was. You clearly lack basic grammar capability and on your page, you claim to be 14. Which is funny to say the least.
xxxxxlolwutxxxxx 2 years ago
alright you want to play that game? you misspelled "what"
thatswierdlol 2 years ago
Which was intentional.
xxxxxlolwutxxxxx 2 years ago
Funny, I'm fourteen, and I understand more calculus than most of the kids in the senior class.
So what's this thing about age and intelligence?
demolishmentor7 2 years ago
Oh, bull shit.
You expect me to believe that? You would be rolling in money if you were in Calculus as a Freshman. Which you aren't. You're pathetic.
xxxxxlolwutxxxxx 2 years ago
I'm not in the calculus class.
I do, however, learn calculus in my spare time; I love mathematics. I do know quite a bit of calculus. I wouldn't be suprised if I knew more than the senior class.
So I do expect you to believe that.
demolishmentor7 2 years ago
Oh please, you understand and learn Calculus in your spare time yet you can't spell "surprised" correctly.
Not doing a very good job at convincing me buddy.
xxxxxlolwutxxxxx 2 years ago
Typos do not determine your intelligence.
demolishmentor7 2 years ago
WTF does this have to do with the video?
kragoraaahh 2 years ago
rofl
conkerquilty1993 2 years ago
lol ..... too funny. Thanks for sharing.
ColHic 2 years ago
Whats with all these shape animatoins on NG? Is it liek Stamper and that other guy Johny Utah jsut got liek a random idea like "Lets make movies about shapes!" And the other guy was like liek "Hell yes"? Well atleast theyre funny
Apemopo 2 years ago
Rofl, this is awesome...
1Contun1 2 years ago
lmao xD
Exicution285 2 years ago
Why hello,
It's Carly and Dan.
Fucking Hilarious, Rob.
Especially the family of nuns part.
I laughed for sooo long.
When we all had this conversation at Kelsey's, it definitely made me want to dine with the Moran family more often.
:D
hqfzhqfz 2 years ago
best video on youtube
JumpyJen10 2 years ago
...HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FLYING RAT FUCKER 80 grand a year for flipping an on or off button what is this the fucking jetsons!
pwngeeves 2 years ago 7
omg that waz sooooo funny LOL
rose2535 2 years ago
MAN I COULDA WAITED FOR THE SUICIDE PACK COUPLE THAT JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY TRAIN RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND, SO I CAN SCORE A MOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE KILL?!
lol best line xD
Azianz4Realz 2 years ago 2
WTFOMGWHY!
domico1993 2 years ago 5
lol i cant believe they didnt mute the audio, THANK GOD
WoWpWnAgE80 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!
MadGnomeFilms 3 years ago
lol this is so fucking hilarious, MAKE MORE PLEASE! lol :p
boogly234 3 years ago 5
hahahahaahah omg my sides lol for 80grand i dont mind hitting a family of nuns a week omg lol this is soo funny
gamerfan6842 3 years ago 6
The question wasn't answered:
One week or two?
TheBentenator 3 years ago
i think one O_o
Extfighter 3 years ago
Lame
TheBentenator 3 years ago
Holy SHIT WHAT THE FLYING RATFUCKER...
theeifyo 3 years ago 4
didnt egoraptor did this too?
JJKId93 3 years ago
i cant wait for the next hot topic emo vampire LOL!!!!!!
zerogravityr 3 years ago
hahahahaha omg that was amazing
8Damberbwank8D 3 years ago
OH BOO-FUCKADING-HOO! lmao
wownoob2 3 years ago
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wiibemii2929 3 years ago
funny...gratz on 10k views..make more time gnomes :D
Whathappenedtome123 3 years ago
Dude. Never metion Time Gnomes.
SeedofCreed 3 years ago 7
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y cant he mention the time gnomes?
vegetarianpacafist 3 years ago
Havent you seen the vids? Time Gnomes is a taboo around these parts. Now Geet out of ear before I make ya'll dance in the sand.
SeedofCreed 3 years ago
Mojache/Rob/Rurikar is no longer making Time Gnomes.
randothepally 3 years ago
fuck dig mark din fede nøb
Evergreenz 3 years ago
peter du sux
raufss 3 years ago
haha missed your funny stuff.
you still rock.
dreaminvasion 3 years ago
Holy shit what the flying rat fucker?!?!?!? LOL amazing
Pootathunk 3 years ago 3
omg that was some funny shit
JenElric 3 years ago
so being a subway driver now. fucking nice! I want a mother fucking double kill and wanna hit a Emo Hot Topic Vampire!
novidsonlycomments 3 years ago
I think I'm quitting my job so be a subway driver!!!!!1
diablo3132003 3 years ago
Rofl :p
Bimz10 3 years ago
lol well done but it would be cool if wow came back
Gray1457 3 years ago
shoukld be front paged on ng lol/
SMDPivot 3 years ago
would that count for 2 weeks or just 1
babyjoker54 3 years ago
lol
zapptheworld 3 years ago
i would look forward to hit the hot topic emo vampire
Jonotron100 3 years ago 3
The next hot topic emo vampire XD
chickenleggz102 3 years ago 3
suicide has never been so funny
JawsTheSickboi 3 years ago
lol awesome!!!
Blazeisirish7 3 years ago
Nice Rob!!!
efinem 3 years ago 2
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
LobuhSheng 3 years ago
unforgotten realms ftw as well
blackmage0 3 years ago 3
Wow, you made these? I thought it was you, but since I saw 'em on newsground before youtube, I didn't know.. Well.. All of them are awesome ^^
oliverropedersen 3 years ago
lol if you make this a machinima make the train from tf2
grandbooe 3 years ago
Rofl Rob dude that was hilarious! Keep 'em coming dude
itschrisperry 3 years ago
hahahaha i love ur vids man!
Dabloomz 3 years ago
lol a pussy pants
sasukefanperson 3 years ago
Mother fuckin double kill!
RiotingPanthers 3 years ago
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WOW! thats the GAYEST thing i EVER saw!
tangoluvr 3 years ago
You clearly haven't ever looked in the mirror then have you D:
Yuglet213 3 years ago 12
Last comment@Tangoluv btw.
Yuglet213 3 years ago
lol nice
halwa001 3 years ago
0:49 and 2:04 is epic!!
pwngeeves 3 years ago
LoL
frostshock0 3 years ago
damn im gonna make 80 grand a year holy fucking shit hahaha
sprinktwink 3 years ago
wow...rob your my hero :D
InsaneMonkeyInc 3 years ago
vaginas
thatswierdlol 3 years ago
i googled how much a subway driver makes a year and in 1997 they would make 68000 a year and thats what you start at im going to be a subway driver.
Bunnybakery 3 years ago
i wanna drive a subway :D
rockindrum0 3 years ago
make some more plz :) this would be another awesome series
Postmastageneral 3 years ago
l.....m.....f....a.....o.....
Senouchiha3 3 years ago
ROFL
spacewolf77 3 years ago
haha
Xtreemstunter97 3 years ago
dude this is soo funny keep making these!!!
its like the funniest crap on u tube
Xilser 3 years ago
lmao 80k a week ! XD gr8 job dude
itssonice001 3 years ago
Hahahaha
dingdongkid 3 years ago
lol your awesome man
jaxumaa 3 years ago
True right rob :) i want to be a sub way driver woop woop :)
zaclon17 3 years ago
lol WHAT IS THE THE FUCKING JETSONS Or SOME SHIT????
jaxumaa 3 years ago
0:20 lul. ;o
sarpio123 3 years ago
He is such a pussy pants LOL
InvalUsername 3 years ago
' id get a freaking double kill' xD
unch0sen 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FLYING RAT FUCKER rofl!
theeifyo 3 years ago
WhatTheFuckOhMyGodWhy!!?!?? i love how you say button
OStefanO69 3 years ago 2
pussypants lol
Bardockion 3 years ago
What do you mean he hit a guy.. it's a fuckin Train i don't even think there's a wheel on it, just an off and on switch.
msparton 3 years ago
"Do I get a double kill?" ROFLLL