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From: Rurikar
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  • i watched the news thing about the australian baby and the train and i remembered this video and damn jim is still such a pussy pants

  • i watched this years ago. and i lol'd my ass off so hard. and i still am today xD

  • LMFAO

    

  • Haha rurikar you my friend, are a genius. I miss Jimmy though :(

  • different I guess if ur going to attract lower class of ppl maybe $ucking introduce thier names in shapes or something....

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

    nice

  • whats the song in the backround?

  • ROFL! Jeeeez...*leans backwards*

  • WHAT THE FLYING RAT-FUCKER?! <--- Love this line.

  • Hot topic emo vampire <-- True story xD Haha

  • OH BOO-FUCKENING-HOO!!!

  • Is it bad if I totally agree with the triangle?

  • OMG I rofld so hard!!!

  • PA-TA-PA-PA-PA

  • I laugh just clicking on this vid ITS SOOOO EPIC!!!! ^^

  • another great one by rob

  • the triangle is my new favorite shape... :D

  • Still epic after all this time.

  • Geometry has come back to haunt me now.

  • A muther Fu*king double kill!

  • RURIKAR FOR THA WIN BITCHEES

  • RURIKAR FOR THE WIN BITCHES!!!!

  • Holy shit, what the flying rat fucker!?

  • I'd hit a family of nuns for 80k!

  • Gotta agree with triangle on this one.

  • The emo vampire thing made me laugh the hardest.

  • I don't care if I hit a family of nuns a week when I'm makin 80 grand a year

    :P

  • id like to earn 80 grand a year while hitting people for vacations

  • lol ive seen this like 20 times... really influences me to be a subway driver

  • lol score a double kill

  • acually the job with the highest suicide rate is a toll booth operator just because they are always alone.

  • i used this 2 study 4 a math test i got a b

  • lol im def gonna be a train driver now

  • HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!

  • next hot topic emo vampire

  • hahaha 'random quote'

  • I ROFLED LOL! He's so fucking funny!!!

  • Nice 5/5 very funny!!

  • hahahhaah

  • haha fucking funny as hell

  • Hahaha!

    'Mother fucking double kill'

    Priceles XD XD

  • I love this, In the UK... Train drivers get a minimum of £30,000 a year and every time they hit someone they a month of absence with pay and after you get 3 suicides, your retired... Easiest job ever.

  • imma move to the UK! lol

  • just wondering, does driving a subway really pay 80 grand a year

  • perhaps. I doubt ALL will get 80 grand a year though

  • This is what goes on in Clumley's mind when he's not teaching Math.

  • Just lol!

  • So fucking funny

  • the triangle is right

  • lol this is awsome

  • the triangle raises a valid point

  • best job ever u get fuk loads of moneys and u get to splat emo kids

  • and then there like dont touch my anus you son of a bitch!

  • sounds like a good job XD

  • motherfucking Double kill!

  • Yeah, might be fun...

  • Double kill LOL xD

  • haha "man, dont be such a pussy pants" lol

  • I've been watching this for 6 monthes, and I STILL laugh every time... You're fucking awsome Rurikar...

  • OMG I can't stop watching this, it's hilarious

  • omfg that triangle is hilarious. xDD

  • lol thats funny!

  • FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

  • "mother fucking dubble kill " hahahaha best thing iv ever seen

  • if that really pays 80 grand im there

  • "so i can score a motherfucking double kill" ROFL HAHA!!!!!!!

  • what the flying rat fucker lmao

  • Haha "do i get two weaks off?"  lol xD

  • I agree with you Shadowguy.

  • well hey i would do that job i mean if they commit suicide it was their choice wasnt it?? lol

  • lmfao XD

  • I'm with Triangle, I'll take 80 grand a year to just ride in the subway and randomly mow down idiotic bitches once in awhile.

  • "jim is such a pussy pants."

    i loled

  • haha this is fucking awsome11 xD

  • how do you transform a pentagon in a square?

    apply the Bin Laden theory

  • XD "What is this, the fucking Jetsons?"

  • what the flying rat fucker!!?!?!

  • lmao

  • hot topic emo vampire XD

  • Pussypants, lol xD

  • ON AND OFF BUTTTON!

  • Mother Fuckin Double Kill!!!

  • what is this...the fucking jetsons

  • i can't unhear Sir Schmoopy!

  • lol this is so funny rofl

  • Nothing, really....

    lolwut is just a pretentious douchebag.

  • LOL, this was so wrong but funny

  • You know what?

    Let's drop the argument. Because arguing on youtube is like the special olympics-

    you know the rest.

  • Dude that was sick and amazing XDXD

  • You spelled "weird" wrong.

  • thank you dick tits, i know it was on purpose

  • I don't think it was. You clearly lack basic grammar capability and on your page, you claim to be 14. Which is funny to say the least.

  • alright you want to play that game? you misspelled "what"

  • Which was intentional.

  • Funny, I'm fourteen, and I understand more calculus than most of the kids in the senior class.

    So what's this thing about age and intelligence?

  • Oh, bull shit.

    You expect me to believe that? You would be rolling in money if you were in Calculus as a Freshman. Which you aren't. You're pathetic.

  • I'm not in the calculus class.

    I do, however, learn calculus in my spare time; I love mathematics. I do know quite a bit of calculus. I wouldn't be suprised if I knew more than the senior class.

    So I do expect you to believe that.

  • Oh please, you understand and learn Calculus in your spare time yet you can't spell "surprised" correctly.

    Not doing a very good job at convincing me buddy.

  • Typos do not determine your intelligence.

  • WTF does this have to do with the video?

  • rofl

  • lol ..... too funny. Thanks for sharing.

  • Whats with all these shape animatoins on NG? Is it liek Stamper and that other guy Johny Utah jsut got liek a random idea like "Lets make movies about shapes!" And the other guy was like liek "Hell yes"? Well atleast theyre funny

  • Rofl, this is awesome...

  • lmao xD

  • Why hello,

    It's Carly and Dan.

    Fucking Hilarious, Rob.

    Especially the family of nuns part.

    I laughed for sooo long.

    When we all had this conversation at Kelsey's, it definitely made me want to dine with the Moran family more often.

    :D

  • best video on youtube

  • ...HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FLYING RAT FUCKER 80 grand a year for flipping an on or off button what is this the fucking jetsons!

  • omg that waz sooooo funny LOL

  • MAN I COULDA WAITED FOR THE SUICIDE PACK COUPLE THAT JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY TRAIN RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND, SO I CAN SCORE A MOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE KILL?!

    lol best line xD

  • WTFOMGWHY!

  • lol i cant believe they didnt mute the audio, THANK GOD

  • ROFLMAO!

  • lol this is so fucking hilarious, MAKE MORE PLEASE! lol :p

  • hahahahaahah omg my sides lol for 80grand i dont mind hitting a family of nuns a week omg lol this is soo funny

  • The question wasn't answered:

    One week or two?

  • i think one O_o

  • Lame

  • Holy SHIT WHAT THE FLYING RATFUCKER...

  • didnt egoraptor did this too?

  • i cant wait for the next hot topic emo vampire LOL!!!!!!

  • hahahahaha omg that was amazing

  • OH BOO-FUCKADING-HOO! lmao

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  • funny...gratz on 10k views..make more time gnomes :D

  • Dude. Never metion Time Gnomes.

  • Havent you seen the vids? Time Gnomes is a taboo around these parts. Now Geet out of ear before I make ya'll dance in the sand.

  • Mojache/Rob/Rurikar is no longer making Time Gnomes.

  • fuck dig mark din fede nøb

  • peter du sux

  • haha missed your funny stuff.

    you still rock.

  • Holy shit what the flying rat fucker?!?!?!? LOL amazing

  • omg that was some funny shit

  • so being a subway driver now. fucking nice! I want a mother fucking double kill and wanna hit a Emo Hot Topic Vampire!

  • I think I'm quitting my job so be a subway driver!!!!!1

  • Rofl :p

  • lol well done but it would be cool if wow came back

  • shoukld be front paged on ng lol/

  • would that count for 2 weeks or just 1

  • lol

  • i would look forward to hit the hot topic emo vampire

  • The next hot topic emo vampire XD

  • suicide has never been so funny

  • lol awesome!!!

  • Nice Rob!!!

  • UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • unforgotten realms ftw as well

  • Wow, you made these? I thought it was you, but since I saw 'em on newsground before youtube, I didn't know.. Well.. All of them are awesome ^^

  • lol if you make this a machinima make the train from tf2

  • Rofl Rob dude that was hilarious! Keep 'em coming dude

  • hahahaha i love ur vids man!

  • lol a pussy pants

  • Mother fuckin double kill!

  • You clearly haven't ever looked in the mirror then have you D:

  • Last comment@Tangoluv btw.

  • lol nice

  • 0:49 and 2:04 is epic!!

  • LoL

  • damn im gonna make 80 grand a year holy fucking shit hahaha

  • wow...rob your my hero :D

  • vaginas

  • i googled how much a subway driver makes a year and in 1997 they would make 68000 a year and thats what you start at im going to be a subway driver.

  • i wanna drive a subway :D

  • make some more plz :) this would be another awesome series

  • l.....m.....f....a.....o.....

  • ROFL

  • haha

  • dude this is soo funny keep making these!!!

    its like the funniest crap on u tube

  • lmao 80k a week ! XD gr8 job dude

  • Hahahaha

  • lol your awesome man

  • True right rob :) i want to be a sub way driver woop woop  :)

  • lol WHAT IS THE THE FUCKING JETSONS Or SOME SHIT????

  • 0:20 lul. ;o

  • He is such a pussy pants LOL

  • ' id get a freaking double kill' xD

  • HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FLYING RAT FUCKER rofl!

  • WhatTheFuckOhMyGodWhy!!?!?? i love how you say button

  • pussypants lol

  • What do you mean he hit a guy.. it's a fuckin Train i don't even think there's a wheel on it, just an off and on switch.

  • "Do I get a double kill?" ROFLLL